I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

Zhang Fan travels through parallel worlds and becomes the owner of a funeral shop.
This day, he was watching short videos and came across a fighting blogger who used kicking as a gimmick.
The blogger stood arrogantly at the gate of the boxing gym, threatening to go in and knock out the gym owner's front teeth. At this time, the funeral system was activated.
"A total of 16 malicious hype kicks have been kicked out of the hall, and the chance of being violently beaten next time is 100%! The fatality rate of fighting accidents is 98%! Accurate customers, hosts can pay attention in advance!"
Zhang Fan raised his hand to pay attention: "Hello, in order to give back to new and old customers, our store has launched a one-stop SF Express funeral service. You can get a 75% discount if you book in advance. Do you need any service?"
The blogger dismissed it, and even asked for a 'Zuo Zhengdeng' to kick Zhang Fan's signboard!
Unexpectedly, at the beginning of the fight, the blogger was punched KO and died on the spot!
"Changhong Funeral One-stop Service has paid attention to you!"
Zhang Fan's comments became popular all over the Internet, and every time they saw such a reminder, all the anchors on the entire network lost their wits.
"Brother, please block me!"
"Brother, don't scare me, I haven't married a wife yet!"
"Brother, please forgive me, can I take care of your output for this quarter?"
"I lost it, this guy's watch list is full of farts?!"...