I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

Below the news, netizens who eat melons directly started to work.

He came and went, and he played with fire for the stalk that Wang Huo killed the three sages with one skill.

Everyone is searching: Tiger Wang kills three sages with one skill.

Wang Huohu never dreamed that he didn't have more than [-] million fans when he was alive, and a hot meme plus news made him popular overnight.

At the same time, the marketing account that adapts to the wind has also started their magic reform.

"Look carefully, this man is the owner of a funeral shop. He helped the police solve three cases with just one attention. "

"Some netizens broke the news that Brother Funeral was a detective when he was young! "

"The latest news, please put on your vest in time after being followed by Brother Funeral, you are not alone on the road to Huangquan. "

"New Strange Talk Rules: You must post a video every day, and find a way to escape the attention of the funeral brother. Note: You can try to modify your personal information. "

"..."

All kinds of news and information swept the entire Internet, and the incident of Zhang Fan killing three birds with one stone quickly dominated the list of hot searches.

Thanks to the unremitting efforts of the marketing account and the mobilization of netizens, Zhang Fan's comment area suddenly became more unhealthy.

[Trainee]: The name has been changed, my brother and I will go together!

[Changhong Funeral Boss]: Come on, come on, let me challenge the authority!

[Fu Persimmon Mountain]: Sacrifice your life, let's go, Brother Funeral pay attention!

【Ah?grown up. 】

[The ten-layer vest is ready, begging for attention! 】

【You guys are so brave...】

【…】

……

At the same time, in a hotel box.

After Zhang Fan and the three of them greeted the boss, they started the funeral ceremony for Brother Wandering.

After the ceremony was over, the three of them began to move their chopsticks.

Funeral banquet, of course, must have funeral wine.

While pushing cups and changing cups, the three of them also started chatting.

"Boss, I just took a look at my phone in the bathroom, and you're on fire now."

"Looking at the statistics of netizens, because of your attention, you have helped the police solve 6 cases."

"You pay too much attention. Now Changhong Funeral is really famous. In the future, young people in Nancheng will come to us for anything."

Wang Kai couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"What can young people do?" Zhang Fan shook his head slightly, raised his eyebrows and said, "Who said there were six cases, and there was one more, but I didn't confess you."

"Me? Are you kidding me? I, Wang Kai, have been well-behaved for so many years... Damn, what are you talking about?"

Wang Kai suddenly remembered something, raised his glass and said: "Stop talking, I will not be with the governor in the future!"

Zhao Yong raised his wine glass and complained: "I just saw a video, and there are people who hold funerals for puppies. These days...there are too many local tyrants."

"What kind of local tyrant, isn't this short-sighted?"

Wang Kai pouted, shook his head and said, "Dog people hold funerals, but if there is one place that is not handled properly, the chance of reincarnation will be gone."

"Hmm..." Zhao Yong nodded, and said hesitantly, "I've heard my grandfather mention your statement, but I forgot the specific reason."

"You don't even know this, thanks to your ancestors as a paper maker."

Hearing this, Wang Kai began to show off:

"The dog has bad luck and some evil spirits. The corpse must be exposed to the sun to completely dispel it. Didn't you find that when the dog is about to die, most of them run away from home?"

"This thing is not taught, it is nature, it is the guidance of the soul."

"Ow~"

Zhao Yong suddenly realized that, just as he was about to say something, there was a knock on the door.

"Dong dong."

Before the three could speak, the visitor pushed open the door and entered.

It is none other than Liu Jun and Li Shaohui's master and apprentice.

Since they didn't have lunch at noon, and they had solved major cases recently, the master and apprentice came here to celebrate.

Unexpectedly, I heard a familiar voice next door. When I opened the door, it turned out to be Zhang Fan and his staff.

"Brother Zhang Fan, what a coincidence, fate is such an inexplicable thing, I can solve the case this time, thank you for your help!"

As soon as we met, Liu Jun expressed his gratitude.

Zhang Fan nodded politely, and then said abruptly:

"It's all here, kneel down and knock before leaving."

"what?"

As soon as these words came out, Liu Jun's master and apprentice were stunned on the spot.

In this short moment, the expressions of the two changed rapidly.

The boy has gold under his knees!

Kneel up to heaven, kneel down to parents...

Although you helped me solve several big cases.

But your words... are somewhat insulting, right?

Wait... You still let me knock one!

Excessive!unacceptable.

"Master...Master?"

Li Shaohui looked at Liu Jun at a loss, and asked for help, "Should we kneel or not?"

"Forehead……"

Liu Jun took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and just as he was about to rebuff, Zhang Fan's voice sounded again.

"Brother, have you two misunderstood? What I said is to pay homage to the wandering brother."

As he spoke, Zhang Fan glanced at the portrait of the wandering brother.

"Oh, ah, you are talking about him..."

Liu Jun touched his nose in embarrassment and asked in confusion, "I'll give it to him? Is this reasonable?"

"reasonable."

At this moment, Zhao Yong opened his mouth to explain:

"Brother Wandering has no relatives or friends, and you were the first to discover him. Anyone who can go to the funeral can be regarded as his peer."

Wang Kai added: "The younger generation kowtows four times, and the same generation kowtows four times. This is a matter of virtue."

"So that's how it is... I learned it."

Liu Jun suddenly realized, and gave Li Shaohui a gesture: "Quick, bye."

Under Zhao Yong's guidance, the master and apprentice performed the funeral ceremony for the deceased, and then at Zhang Fan's invitation, they joined the funeral banquet.

After drinking for three rounds, Liu Jun also began to confide in his heart.

I saw him holding Zhang Fan's hand, with a serious expression on his face, and said:

"Brother Zhang Fan, I doubted you at the beginning, but now I don't doubt you anymore. You are evil, you are too evil, you have destroyed brother's belief for more than 20 years, but I still have to thank you for helping me break such a trap. Many cases."

"I estimated that the bonus of my teacher and apprentice this month is about 3 yuan. I will make the decision and invest all the money in Changhong Funeral."

"For no other reason, I just hope that you will stop paying attention to those innocent people in the future and pay more attention to criminals. I, Liu Jun, have hated these people the most since I was a child!"

"One more thing, that Yunhushan pharmaceutical factory, we are having trouble finding evidence, can you help me out?"

After Liu Jun finished speaking, Zhang Fan didn't know what to say.

After a moment of silence, Zhang Fan said:

"I really can't help you with the matter of the pharmaceutical factory. Maybe my attention is a little coincidental, but the reason is not my fault."

"And about the money, I said I can't ask for anything."

"Brother Zhang Fan, you..."

Liu Jun wanted to continue talking, but Wang Kai stepped forward to smooth things over:

"Come, come, let's pay homage to the wandering brother, and hope that he can grow up all the way down here."

"Fine……"

"..."

In a flash, an hour passed.

The funeral feast of the vagabond brother is over.

After the group bid farewell, Zhang Fan staggered back home.

He didn't drink too much, but he was a little excited.

After returning home, Zhang Fan opened a bottle of Coke to sober up, and then lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone.

Counting the orders from Xiao Zhuang and Wandering Brother, his deposit has already reached more than 40.

Two days later is the day when the rent is due, and it is time to consider buying a house.

And the number of fans of his short video account has reached 950 million.

For him, breaking through 1000 million is only a matter of time.

The news list is also all kinds of 99+, but this time, Zhang Fan clicked on the comment area on a whim.

However, the content in the comment area surprised him.

All begging for attention, any revenge plan, Da Luo Jinxian, and the diary of becoming a god are all here.

Looking at the various tricks of the water friends, Zhang Fan smiled slightly.

"Although it's all caused by the system, my reputation is ruined by you. I really didn't drink too much today. If I drink too much, I'll order it for you all."

After joking, Zhang Fan silently clicked on a poverty alleviation software.

Supporting poor children has always been Zhang Fan's wish.

Because he was an orphan in both lives, and he grew up with the support of kind people.

I had no money before, but now I have some money in hand, so I decided to support it.

I don’t want to donate too much, 5000 yuan is a small donation.

After finishing these, Zhang Fan clicked on the Douying app again.

At this point in time, it happened to be the video of Pinpin Wrapping Pulp.

Sure enough, Zhang Fan got a lot of brushes in just over ten minutes.

However, the capabilities of big data are still online.

As soon as he donated a sum of money to the mountain, the platform began to push some videos of children in the mountain by default.

The reason may be to let him donate more.

Soon, a video caught Zhang Fan's attention.

In the video, a man happily embraced a little boy in tattered clothes, smiled at the camera and said:

"Family, the child has been found, it scared me to death!"

"This kid is really lucky. He's only four years old. He hasn't starved to death after running on the mountain for three days. Go back and see if I don't break his leg!"

"My uncle and I... Hey... This brat... You said what if... Right... In short, thank you so much!"