I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

Liu Jun was full of gratitude, and kept thanking Zhang Fan: "Brother Zhang Fan, the fugitives from the pharmaceutical factory were caught, thanks to you!"

"It's because of me?" Zhang Fan showed doubts, but Liu Jun smiled slightly:

"Still pretending?"

"You paid attention to that Matsuda Tengying last night. He was beaten to death by those two fugitives this morning, and he has been arrested now."

"It's already gone... This person really deserves it." Zhang Fan nodded and asked, "Where's the corpse? Do I have any hope for this list?"

"No, you should be hopeless."

Liu Jun shook his head and explained: "I heard that this Matsuda Tengying family has a good family background. It seems to be a big family. They want to take it back and bury it in a place they think is sacred."

"O...pull it back...buried in a sacred place...that's it."

Zhang Fan nodded thoughtfully, and asked, "Why are you two here today? You didn't go to work?"

"Rest today, by the way, let me tell you something..."

"..."

In this way, Liu Jun dragged Zhang Fan and talked hard for more than 20 minutes.

Because he was afraid of disturbing Zhang Fan's business, he reluctantly left with his apprentice.

Before taking it away, they did not forget to take away the packaging of the TV set.

However, as soon as the two went out, Zhu Zhuan's family drove a shared car into the alley.

Before the car was stable, he saw the five characters on the package: plasma TV.

I rely on?

Stopping with one foot, the Zhu Zhuan family was stunned.

These two people...could they also come to give gifts?

Laughing so happily, I'm afraid Brother Funeral has already helped them cancel it?

It seems that Brother Funeral has no shortage of TVs here... Mainly the TVs I bought... The grade is not enough...

How can this be done!

It seems that giving gifts won't work anymore, plan B will be implemented!

After pondering for a moment, Zhu Zhuan's family turned around and entered a suit shop.

Ten minutes later, he was in a suit, leather shoes, black sunglasses, oily head tie and small leather shoes.

It only took Zhu Zhuan's family an hour to complete the identity change of Brother Qiang.

Now, his persona is set up as a successful group president, and he wants to sit on an equal footing with Zhang Fanping, and make a reservation for his funeral in 50 years.

……

Twenty minutes later, Zhu Zhuan's family walked into Changhong Funeral in high spirits.

"Lei Hao, I heard that your store has funeral reservations?"

"That's right, if you book now, you can enjoy the discount of 75."

Zhang Fan had no expression on his face, and asked softly, "Sir, who do you want to book for?"

"For myself, of course."

Zhu Zhuanjia took out a check, wrote down a series of numbers smartly, and threw it on the reception desk.

"It's 30. I want to book my funeral in 50 years."

Although he was flustered inside, his voice was powerful and calm.

I only hope that through this method, I can escape the sanction of Brother Funeral.

"It doesn't matter when you do it, what matters is when you sign the contract."

Chapter 70 Uncle Zhuang's Unexpected Discovery!

"It's okay to sign the contract, but I've agreed in advance that I'm 35 this year, and no one can bury me if I don't live to be [-]." Zhu Zhuanjia thought for a while and said.

"Sir, your request...is a bit strange."

Zhang Fan looked thoughtful and said hesitantly, "Since you think you can live to be eighty, why did you book the funeral so early? Just to ask, you are physically..."

"My body is fine, but my mind is traumatized!"

The Zhu Zhuan family took off their sunglasses, and said helplessly, "Brother Funeral, do you look familiar to me?"

"Are you... Zhu Zhuan's family?"

Zhang Fan looked at it carefully for a moment, and the person he recognized was the blogger he followed not long ago.

If he can book in advance, it just meets the requirements of the system mission.

But the 50-year period...is a bit too long.

Just as Zhang Fan was deep in thought, Zhu Zhuanjia said, "Brother Funeral, I'll give you an additional 50 yuan, can you unblock me?"

"This... I'm afraid it won't work."

Zhang Fan shook his head slightly and explained: "You may have misunderstood. Whether I pay attention to you has nothing to do with your life or death. Although the netizens spread it very mysteriously, I have never admitted it. I just want to book some customers online, like some childless Those who have no daughters, or those whose health is deteriorating.”

"If you are willing to make an appointment with our store, I welcome it, but you can only make an appointment until the day of your death. There is no fixed number of years. If you don't accept this, then I can only express my regret."

For Zhu Zhuan's family, Zhang Fan could only say so much.

If he hadn't come to place an order, Zhang Fan wouldn't have bothered to say a word to him about the rumors he made on the Internet.

After finishing speaking, Wang Kai added: "Zhu Zhuan's family, if you don't want to bury it, you are out of the indoor cemetery now, and the urn can be placed on the countertop."

"Uh... let me think about it."

Hearing this, Zhu Zhuan's family fell into a tangle.

I have used so many strategies, can't one of them work?

In the face of absolute strength... all efforts are in vain?

If you don't sign this contract, maybe you will die when you go out.

But even if the contract is signed, it seems like it won't change the ending, right?

No... no no no no no!

Thinking of this, Zhu Zhuanjia suddenly remembered Zhang Fan's message to him.

'It is recommended that you come here to experience the profits of funeral shops. '

Where is the point?

The point is to place an order, and let Brother Funeral make money!

Isn't this the tip given by Brother Funeral?

Aren't the ones that were dropped before all because of disobedience?

Right, that is it!

Thinking about this point clearly, Zhu Zhuan's family suddenly became enlightened, nodded immediately and said: "I have decided, I will sign now!"

"Okay, Brother Yong is preparing a contract."

"..."

Soon, Zhu Zhuanjia and Changhong Funeral signed a long-term contract.

During the business hours of Changhong Funeral, if there is an accident at Zhu Zhuan's house, Changhong Funeral will be fully responsible for the funeral.

The full amount is paid in one lump sum, so regardless of inflation, Changhong Funeral will be responsible to the end.

After signing the contract, Zhu Zhuan's family left the funeral shop tremblingly.

A reminder from the funeral brother, I have already completed it.

The remaining one is not to recommend it in the future.

Then, I will stay away from suggestions, popular science, and nonsense in the future.

"I'm going to live normally, be careful, this shouldn't have anything to do with Brother Funeral's reminder, right?"

……

"This expert is unscrupulous. I don't know how many people have been harmed by the ridiculous advice and popular science he posted on the Internet."

After Zhu Zhuan's family left, Wang Kai couldn't help complaining: "Do you think it's Zhao Yong? We shouldn't do it for someone like this, don't you think?"

Zhao Yong didn't speak, but shook his head with a livid face, as if he had something on his mind.

Seeing this, Wang Kai could only talk to himself: "But speaking of it, the store is still going to do business after all, what do you think, boss?"

"Good people are sent to hell, and wicked people are sent to hell. Isn't a funeral a kind of trial?"

Zhang Fan murmured, and then went into the back room to fiddle with the plasma TV.

"I'm sorry, once you say that, the funeral shop will suddenly become more aggressive!"

"What are you talking about, Zhao Yong, why don't you speak?"

"Cut, pretend to be cold!"

Wang Kai rolled his eyes at him, then turned to play with his phone.

However, within a few minutes, a ragged young man suddenly broke into the funeral shop.

"Cousin! Help me!"

The young man rushed to Zhao Yong with all his strength, hugged his thigh and cried: "Cousin, you have been the best to me since I was a child, if you don't save me, I will be finished!"

The boy's name is Zhao Feng, and he is the cousin of Zhao Yong's family.

Some time ago, he accidentally got caught with online money, and the collector chased him all the way to the village. After being beaten up, he had no choice but to find Zhao Yong this time.

This morning, he called his cousin, which is why Zhao Yong was in a low mood.

"I have no money! Don't come to me in the future!"

Zhao Yong broke away from Zhao Feng helplessly, for this cousin, he couldn't help anymore.

The one-time salary paid by the boss before was basically lent to this kid, and he never paid back a cent!

"Cousin, you can't do nothing! Have you forgotten that when you were young, you went to school and lived in my house. When my mother left, you cried worse than me. I am my mother's only son!"

Seeing Zhao Yong's firm attitude, Zhao Feng had no choice but to play the emotional card.

However, Zhao Yong is really shy in difficult times. He just borrowed money from Wang Kai a few months ago, but he still hasn't paid it back.

"I'm really out of money this time."

"No money? Cousin, don't lie to me. With all your abilities, are you still short of money?"

"Yesterday, the owner of the brick factory in the village next door called me and said that he would ask you to come out of the mountain for 10 yuan. Let me contact you for help. Why don't you go?"

"I've quit this business a long time ago."

Zhao Yong sighed, turned his head to look at Wang Kai and said, "Wang Kai, is it convenient for me to borrow something?"

"Borrowing money, why didn't you say borrowing money when you ignored me just now?"

Wang Kai glanced at him angrily. As for Zhao Yong's younger brother, he heard about it when Zhao Yong borrowed money from him last time.

Wang Kai is also not curious about the 10 yuan fee he said.

They are all ancestral papermakers, and no one has been hired at a high price.

"Borrow some...I will pay it back." Zhao Yong said without confidence.

"No borrowing! You have enough Mingbi, but you don't have any money!"

Wang Kai refused again, looked at Zhao Feng on the ground and angrily reprimanded:

"Do you have to suck your brother's blood dry?"

"Borrowing online loans can still make you catch up to your hometown, but you can't get the whole village to borrow online loans together. I don't believe that he dares to touch you!"

"You're the one who can't afford it!"

Saying this, Wang Kai has already started transferring money with his mobile phone.