I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

At the same time, in a hotel in Nancheng.

The Zhuzhuan family took off their masks and layers of camouflage.

After soothing his mood, he clicked on the system push consultation on his mobile phone.

[This morning, two fugitives from Yuncheng Pharmaceutical Factory have been arrested, and the arrest warrant has been withdrawn...]

[Whether it is the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature, the director of Inaba, Matsuda Tohaka died tragically on the street! 】

[The feature film of the epic masterpiece "Self-Destruction" was accidentally revealed. According to netizens, the pirated version was provided by Brother Funeral. 】

【…】

"Ga... gah? So fast?"

Zhu Zhuan's family was a little surprised at first, and then heaved a sigh of relief.

The director is dead, so there is no need to buy this store, the money...

"You fat bastard, you almost killed me, but fortunately, I'm well protected!"

[Changhong Funeral One-stop Service for Funeral Care Followed You! 】

"?"

"???"

A message sent by the mobile phone made Zhu Zhuan's family tense up.

"Still... haven't escaped... Brother Funeral's eye?"

"Should... give me a hint?"

Dazed for a moment, Zhu Zhuanjia tremblingly clicked on the first entry, looking for Zhang Fan's message.

With this dazed effort, Zhang Fan's comment has already been ranked first, and the following comment breaks [-]:

[The suggestion is very good, this is the suggestion we want. 】

[It is recommended that experts book in advance and enjoy a 75% discount! 】

[Stop suggesting, we crowdfunded the money! 】

【…】

"I'm miserable..."

After confirming that this was the funeral brother himself, Zhu Zhuan's family froze in place with blank eyes as if struck by lightning.

I have protected myself so well... I can still be seen through at a glance.

Brother Funeral... there really is something!

It's impossible to be tough. In the current situation, the only option is to outsmart...

After hesitating for a while, Zhu Zhuanjia started a brainstorming session, trying to recall what he had learned before.

He prayed to the gods, and the only answer he received was "Sun Tzu's Art of War - 36 Strategies"!

"Master Sun, you must save my life!"

Chapter 69 Plasma TVs Sold Out

Soon, Zhu Zhuan's brain went through the six sets of combat skills, including victory, enemy, and attack.

According to his current situation, he selected a few strategies that suit him.

The first plan, [Empty City Plan]!

It took only 3 minutes for Zhu Zhuanjia to clear all his works.

The second strategy, [Golden Cicada Escapes its Shell]!

In the name of his family, he issued a death statement for himself.

The third strategy, [going is the best strategy]!

He submitted the cancellation application on the spot, but unfortunately, there was a seven-day cooling-off period for account cancellation, and the count failed!

The fourth strategy, [drawing from the bottom of the pot].

Since he wanted to escape Brother Funeral's attention, he had to solve the problem fundamentally, and that was to find a way to get Brother Funeral to shut him down.

If this plan fails, then you might as well try another plan, [Take the customer as the main target]!

If you can't solve it, then come to visit, take the initiative to show favor, book in advance, enjoy discounts, [wait for work with ease].

Zhu Zhuanjia is indeed an expert, in addition to these, he also came up with a perfect strategy, that is - [Serial plan].

[Murder with a knife], [Encircle Wei and save Zhao], [Steal a beam and change a post], [Fishing in troubled water], [Tune the tiger away from the mountain], [Sound from east to west], and [Create something out of nothing]!

Since Brother Funeral doesn't like random suggestions, then... he has to drag a few colleagues into the water.

He quickly responded to Zhang Fan, and then @ a lot of experts in the chat box, and wrote:

"Brother Funeral, I'm actually just a novice. These are my mentors. All my suggestions are based on listening to their teachings. I suggest you pay attention to them! /Smile/Shake hands/."

Zhu Zhuan's rhetoric can be described as hiding a knife in a smile.

36 counts, use all counts!

After making sufficient preparations, Zhu Zhuanjia arranged his appearance in front of the mirror to soothe his emotions.

"Right now... start an incident!"

Three minutes later, Zhu Zhuan's family came out in three directions, and the target was Changhong Funeral!

……

Five minutes later, Zhu Zhuanjia appeared in a taxi.

"Master, shopping plaza."

"Alright, fasten your seat belts and let's go!"

Sitting in the car, Zhu Zhuan's family felt hot for no reason, and suggested, "Master, can you turn off the air conditioner?"

"Turn off the air conditioner? Haven't you heard from experts? Turning on the air conditioner is good for your health. Regardless of the heat, getting out of the car is equivalent to exercising for 10 minutes!" the taxi driver said cheerfully.

"This... okay, okay."

Zhu Zhuanjia rubbed his chin in shame, and stopped discussing the air conditioner.

But soon, he found that the driving route of the car was not normal. He frowned and said:

"Master, this direction is wrong. Did you take a detour for me? I'm a local. Don't kill me!"

"No, I never take a detour." The driver shook his head, and once again brought up the expert's famous saying:

"Didn't you listen to the experts? The death rate in traffic accidents is too high. It's best not to take the congested roads. I'm also thinking about your safety. Don't worry, I will only charge half of the meter money later."

"This... well, well." The Zhu Zhuan family was speechless, and shut their mouths in embarrassment.

Unknowingly, Zhu Zhuan's family fell asleep.

When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had already reached the mountain road on the outer ring road. He was shocked and said in surprise:

"Master, how did you get here?!"

"Calm down, the experts said that breathing more fresh air is good for your health, and the car has been left for a long time, and you need to release its power."

"You...you listened to that Shabby?!!!"

Zhu Zhuan's family only felt their brains buzzing, and couldn't help but swear.

But in the next second, the car drove into a steep slope, which made his nerves tense up instantly.

"Master, step on the brakes! Step on the brakes, speeding!"

"What kind of brake should you step on? Experts have said that stepping on the brakes on downhill slopes is not good for the car!"

"Don't worry, brother used to be Qiu Mingshan Riding God!"

The driver master smiled confidently, and Zhu Zhuan's family was immediately dumbfounded.

Brother, where did you hear that?

It was the Erbi expert who told you!

You don't even step on the brakes when you go downhill, and it's soaring. Are you too crazy? !

"Ah, ah... brake, brake!"

The speed of the car was getting faster and faster, Zhu Zhuanjia's expression suddenly became ferocious.

He subconsciously wanted to grab the handbrake, but the handbrake seemed...not working!

If it weren't for the speed of the car, he would have liked to open the door and use the foot brake.

"Sit tight!"

Fortunately, the driver's master has superb driving skills. After a thrilling escape, the car turned the corner smoothly.

"Huh...huh..."

Zhu Zhuanjia gasped heavily, trembling all over.

"Master, please tell me this is what the expert told you, I want to complain to him!"

"I can't remember...it seems to be called Zhu Zhuan's family."

"Zhu Zhuan's house... OK, you can drive as you like in the future, I see how long you can live... Hey, hey, slow down, step on the brakes!"

……

An hour later, Zhu Zhuan's house appeared in the largest shopping plaza in Nancheng.

For a while, he suspected that the driver was sent by Brother Funeral to kill him!

After a while, he entered the shopping mall.

It is a matter of life and death, so you must choose expensive gifts!

Five minutes later, he wandered into a TV store.

"Boss, do you have a plasma TV?"

The TV boss greeted him enthusiastically, and said with a smile:

"I'm very sorry, it's sold out, if you come half an hour earlier, you can still buy it."

"The last one was just taken down by a pair of master and apprentice."

'Oops, someone got ahead of me...'

Zhu Zhuan's family was stunned, thinking about it, and it seemed that there was only a TV set in Changhong's funeral, so he hesitated: "Boss, are there plasma TVs in other places?"

"Probably not. This thing is almost eliminated, and now it only makes high-end TVs."

The boss shook his head and explained: "I am the only agent in the entire Nancheng, and you will never be able to buy it in other places."

"Sir, you don't need to buy a plasma TV at all. Experts have said that LCD and LED are no worse than plasma. Although the effect of plasma is good, waste electricity is easy to burn the screen, so now there are fewer merchants selling plasma. , why don't you watch other TV?"

"Okay...then give me this..."

In the end, Zhu Zhuanjia bought an LCD TV at a price of 8999.

Next, he is going to visit Changhong Funeral.

But this time, he didn't dare to take a taxi, but directly scanned a shared car, and fixed the TV in the back row.

……

Meanwhile, funeral shops.

Liu Jun and Li Shaohui, already holding a TV, entered Changhong's funeral.

"Brother Zhang Fan, do you see what I bought for you? Watch TV more when you have no cases, don't keep watching videos and pay attention."

Zhang Fan was naturally embarrassed to accept such a great gift.

But you are no more than Liu Jun's master and apprentice, so you have to hang it on the wall in the back room.

After installing the TV, Zhang Fan called the two to sit down.

When Wang Kai saw Li Shaohui again, he ran to the warehouse to hide without saying a word.