I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

Ham, eggs, lettuce, corn.

In addition to some common side dishes, there are prawns, crabs, and bacon steaks.

The noodle bowl, which was as big as a washbasin, was almost packed to the brim.

The steaming instant noodles were placed in front of them, and the three of them couldn't wait to make them without asking about the price.

At the dinner table, Wang Kai saw that Zhao Yong was in a low mood, and asked concerned: "Brother Yong, what's wrong? Are you unhappy?"

"No..." Zhao Yong pursed his lips, but still spit out his inner flaws: "I really know how to repair motorcycles."

"That's it... Believe me, I believe you, that motorcycle will explode immediately."

Zhao Kai was also a little surprised. He didn't expect Zhao Yong to be so serious. After a perfunctory sentence, he waved his hand and said, "Eat quickly, it will be cold in a while."

Zhao Yong was not talking, and the three of them quickly finished making instant noodles.

"I beg you, please don't grab it."

Before Zhang Fan finished wiping his mouth, Wang Kai got up to pay first.

"Boss, how much is it?"

The proprietress smiled slightly and said, "Sir, three thousand seven hundred and sixty-eight yuan."

"How many?"

3768.

Hearing this number, Wang Kai was dumbfounded.

I just ate three bowls of instant noodles, and they are packed in bags, how can I spend so much?

There are too many three-digit numbers, and you still have the whole four-digit number? !

Crazy you!

Robbing a bank is quicker than that!

Thinking of this, Wang Kai wanted to scold in the street, but out of face, he had to ask in a low voice:

"Miss Boss, did you make a mistake?"

"No."

The proprietress was expressionless, and her tone was somewhat disdainful.

I told you a long time ago that you have to eat first after paying in cash.

How about now, hum!

Can't afford it?

"It's not wrong." Zhao Kai's mouth twitched slightly, and he asked again: "Then...is it Sakura Yuan?"

The proprietress shook her head slightly and said, "No."

"You... you are too dark, you!"

Hearing this, Wang Kai's face darkened on the spot.

It's not that I can't afford the more than 3000 yuan, but I spend 3000 yuan to eat a meal of instant noodles, which always feels uncomfortable!

At this time, Zhang Fan thought that Wang Kai was in trouble, so he took the initiative to come forward: "Let me make the knot, how much?"

"Three thousand eight eight eight."

"What the hell? Did we eat a cow?"

Zhang Fan was also a little shocked, but seeing the expression of the proprietress as a matter of course, and Wang Kai who was about to explode in anger, he understood everything in an instant.

These three bowls of instant noodles really cost more than 3000!

After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Fan slowly turned his attention to the proprietress, and asked, "Madam proprietress, is there any program that hasn't been on yet?"

"What program? What do you want? You, there is no program!"

The proprietress shook her head again, and her patience began to wear off.

"It's cheaper, let me say a number, three thousand."

Zhang Fan went all out, and decided to pay the money first, and then call the police to recover it.

Because if he calls the police on the spot, he is afraid of delaying time and missing the business in the store.

The proprietress thought for a moment, then nodded: "Three thousand is fine, we have an event in Douying, and you can enjoy a [-]% discount service by following the Pao Lai Mian Fang account. You can follow me."

"That's no problem, you said ID."

Zhang Fan nodded readily, then took out his phone and clicked on the app.

"1213..."

"Okay, following you."

Zhang Fan clicked Follow, and then quickly scanned the QR code to pay.

"Ant treasure accounted for 3000 yuan!"

After the payment was completed, Zhang Fan left without looking back with a dark face.

A meal of instant noodles costs 3000, and today I really took a big advantage of it, and it's bad luck!

Zhao Yong and Zhao Yong followed closely behind, Wang Kai felt a little sorry, and kicked out the idea of ​​half a month's salary.

But Zhang Fan said that he didn't need it, and reported the case directly when he returned to the store.

On the phone, when the operator heard that three bowls of instant noodles cost 3000 yuan, he said on the spot that he would definitely recover and punish the merchant severely, which made Wang Kai feel better.

……

Instant noodle stand.

After the proprietress saw off Zhang Fan and the three of them, she was very happy when she saw the 3000 yuan in the payment information.

Today is really lucky, I met three unlucky guys!

3000 yuan is enough to buy raw materials for a month!

By the way, is this kid paying attention to me?

"I have to see."

Thinking of this, the proprietress quickly took out her mobile phone and clicked on the platform.

At the moment when he saw the message list, his heart was struck by lightning, and he froze instantly.

[Changhong Funeral One-stop Service for Funeral Care Followed You! 】

Chapter 21 Black lightning, extreme bending!

"Chang...Changhong funeral?"

They all play on the Internet, so how could they not know the reputation of Changhong Funeral when they meet each other.

But what she never expected was that the one who ate instant noodles just now... was actually Brother Funeral himself!

As for himself, he brutally killed Brother Funeral.

And, personally asked the other party to follow my account!

What's the difference between this...and asking for a dead end? !

"I'm so crazy!"

The proprietress scratched her head in fear, feeling extremely annoyed at the moment.

Discounts are discounted, why not let people pay attention?

If I had known this was the case, the three bowls of instant noodles would have been given away for free.

"Boss, here's a tomato-flavored one, with sausage and eggs!"

At this time, a passerby stepped forward to order food, but was subconsciously pushed back by the proprietress.

"Add your spicy egg! Get out!"

"Hey?"

This sentence directly stunned the passers-by, and after reacting for a while, he asked angrily: "What are you doing? What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, it's closed, and it's not for sale!"

The proprietress didn't even look at the passers-by, she packed up her things and prepared to withdraw the stall.

"I'm really convinced! It's inexplicable!"

After this operation, the passerby's mood fell to the extreme in an instant.

After finally taking a break today, I deliberately got up before the rooster crowed, went to the hairdresser to get a mid-point cut, prepared to eat instant noodles, and then went to play basketball with my girlfriend who I have been with for two and a half years.

Who knew that such a stall owner could be encountered.

How unlucky!

"rough!"

After swearing, the man turned around and ran to another breakfast shop.

The proprietress was also terrified and returned home in a hurry.

……

At this time, 45 minutes have passed since the motorcycle blogger Xiao Zhuang sent a video to Zhang Fan.

In another 15 minutes, it will be time for him to crack down on Zhang Fan live.

During these 45 minutes, the Internet was full of jitters!

The reversal of the matter, coupled with Xiao Zhuang's courage to mock Zhang Fan head-on, shocked most netizens.

The marketing account was completely confused. The last video had just been edited, and the next hot spot came again.

There is no other way but to post the two videos together, otherwise you won't be able to keep up with the hot ones.

"Danger!Brother Funeral followed and added another motorcycle blogger. It is understood that this blogger splashed mud all over Brother Funeral while riding a bike in the morning. This time the attention may be revenge! "

"Look carefully, this man is really cruel, Fugui just passed by him on a motorcycle, and the man clicked on the follower in a rage! "

"The funeral brother pays attention to motorcycle bloggers, is he looking for revenge or prediction? "

"Burning brother may be a team operation?The motorcycle blogger responded positively! "

"Motorcycle Bloggers Don't Believe in Evil, and Are Going to Crack Down on Fake Funeral Brothers, I Can't Help Paying Attention to My Order?" "

"..."

With the strong support of netizens, many marketing videos have become popular, and the popularity of the event has directly increased to a higher level.

In just 45 minutes, Xiaozhuang's account rose to nearly [-] followers, and the comment area was even more lively.

At the beginning, many netizens praised Xiaozhuang's courage.

But as more and more funeral troops and netizens who like to exaggerate end, the style of painting in the comment area has gradually become unified.

[The funeral brother reminded me that I still have to ride a motorcycle, send it! 】

[Author, I have been a fan for ten years, I hope you will wear overalls during the live broadcast, comb the middle part, and walk decently! 】

【Bros?How dare you doubt Brother Funeral's strength? 】

[Burner Brother: Do you think you have a chance to get on a motorcycle? 】

[Let me guess, is it a blown cylinder or a blown tire? 】

[I think the brakes are malfunctioning! 】

【…】

On the side of the road, the three of Xiaozhuang are ready to go, ready to start the live broadcast at any time.

Looking at the increasingly weird comments on the phone, Xiao Zhuang was also a little timid.

Fortunately, the dog-headed military division has been encouraging him all the time: "Don't be affected by these things. You must remember that a navy is only a few cents. When we have money, we can also create such a rhythm! Take advantage of the heat now! Gao, start the live broadcast directly!"

"Would you like to wait any longer? It's facing the sun right now, it's a bit dazzling." Xiao Liu reminded.