I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

Chapter 19

"It's... not very good."

Xiao Zhuang's face was a little embarrassed, the idea of ​​the roommate was too... too outrageous!

Anyway, he is also a funeral brother who is named the god of death on the Internet. Is it really okay to provoke him like this?

Putting everything aside, customizing a coffin for yourself, although it is [-]% off, is too unlucky.

"What's wrong?"

The roommate glanced at him, then took a deep breath, and said with a serious expression:

"A real man was born between heaven and earth, how can he live in depression for a long time!"

"Look at other big internet celebrities, they can add up to [-] yuan within a few minutes of broadcasting, and all kinds of gifts can be used all night!"

"Look at you again, the live broadcast has been on for one night, and you can't even get back the electricity bill!"

"Netizens call them brother, what do you call you?"

"I'll call you the ghost fire boy!"

"Do you want to go on like this forever?"

"You bastard!"

waste!

These two words hit Xiao Zhuang painfully, almost made him fall to the ground, his expression was in a trance, and his heart was full of mixed feelings.

Trash... I'm not trash!

After a moment of silence, Xiaozhuang straightened up slowly, and said in a deep voice, "Just do as you say!"

"Ambitious!"

The two hit it off immediately, and the other roommate next to him looked confused, but in the end he joined the action of the three in a daze.

Xiaozhuang first pushed the motorcycle to the side of the road, had it fully cleaned, and then changed the fully synthetic oil by himself.

After finishing these, Xiaozhuang changed into handsome clothes again, then sat on the motorcycle, and took a selfie video in front of the mirror:

"Brothers, I heard that a buddy named Changhong Funeral paid attention to me. As a fellow villager, I decided to take care of his family's business. I will order a coffin first, and then enjoy the one-stop service with 75% off."

"Oh, by the way, I heard that Brother Funeral has lost all his followers? Why do you all believe in such nonsense?"

"The funeral brother told me to ride less in the future, right? I don't!"

"I'm driving around Nancheng now, and then I buy coffins in other stores. I still don't believe it. One attention can kill people!"

"In addition, Changhong's funeral, I would like to advise you, the hype must be moderate, and don't always curse others for the sake of traffic!"

"Boom boom boom..."

After twisting the accelerator a few times, Xiaozhuang finally finished the recording with satisfaction, with the accompanying text: "Brothers, follow me, and the live broadcast will break the curse in half an hour!"

Originally, this matter was in the hot discussion of netizens, so once Xiaozhuang's work was published, it quickly received high attention from netizens.

After understanding the cause and effect, netizens expressed their shock one after another, and some people even directly @习习根.

Unexpectedly, in the case of Lian Gashu, someone would dare to stand up and challenge the authority of Brother Funeral, which made the comment area extremely lively.

[Dude is a bit brave, I give you a thumbs up for your courage! 】

[Brother, why do you even dare to mock Brother Funeral? 】

[No way, how old is this, and there are still people who refuse to accept Brother Funeral? 】

[Support the author, a broken account of Tama, what the hell has the rumor spread! 】

[666, I admire, how can a guy in his twenties order a coffin for himself? 】

[What you said, Brother Funeral has never passed on his attention to who died. 】

【Ah... what the previous few deceased said. 】

[Focus on the first hand, wait to see the death scene! 】

[Brother, don't do it, I'm not joking with you, Brother Funeral is very wicked! 】

[Young man, listen to my brother's advice, don't make fun of your life! 】

……

Some admired it, some persuaded it, and some agreed with Xiaozhuang's statement, thinking that Changhong Funeral was just a hype.

In short, as long as netizens who have watched this video will leave some comments more or less.

In just 10 minutes, Xiaozhuang's video became popular, with over a thousand retweets!

Xiaozhuang himself is a video account, and in such a short period of time, in line with the popularity of Zhang Fan's attention, he directly gained [-] followers!

roadside.

Xiaozhuang looked at the data in the background in disbelief, his eyes full of shock.

The last video, because of Changhong Funeral's comments and attention, has a lot of views, but there are very few likes.

But it took only ten minutes for this positive response video, and the number of likes has already exceeded [-]!

If the popularity of the last video was all due to Zhang Fan's attention, then this time, his courage definitely attracted a wave of true fans!

It seems that what my roommate said is right, as long as I catch this wave of traffic and hype it well, it is not impossible to become a first-line Internet celebrity!

At this time, the wise roommate of the military adviser came over, glanced at Xiaozhuang's background data, and asked: "How is it, the effect is good?"

"Ok!"

Xiaozhuang nodded excitedly, and said with a smile: "Thanks to your suggestion, otherwise I would have missed this wave of traffic. You are indeed the only one of the three of us who has attended the sixth grade!"

"That must be, Zhuge is alive, so don't forget to take me with you in the future."

Hearing the flattery, the strategist's roommate felt a strong sense of vanity, and couldn't help but feel complacent.

"Don't worry, no one will forget, next month, one car per person!"

Xiaozhuang agreed without hesitation, and began to fantasize about the future in his heart.

However, Xiao Liu, another roommate besides the two, was a little worried at this time.

Seeing that the two were having a good time, although he couldn't bear to spoil the atmosphere, for the safety of Xiao Zhuang's life, he still said what was in his heart:

"Xiao Zhuang, brother Jun... I think we should not be too happy... just in case..."

"You want to talk about the consequences of being paid attention to by Changhong's funeral?"

Before expressing the worries in his heart, the dog-headed military division interrupted him directly.

It was hard for Xiao Zhuang to believe that even if Xiao Zhuang was a mess, he could still eat some residual warmth, but he must not be disturbed by Xiao Liu!

I saw him slowly lighting a cigarette, pretending to be deep and saying:

"Let me tell you this, last night, I saw through the composition of the name Changhong Funeral!"

"You all know that my second uncle just passed away last month. During those few days, my family looked for funeral parlors everywhere, and I know a little about Changhong Funeral."

"This shabby store has been open for two and a half years, and it hasn't taken over a single trivial matter. You don't even think about it. If he really has this ability, can he not take orders?"

"He is actually a hype dog. There must be a professional team behind him."

"Have you ever seen the underworld anchor on the Internet? Make some disgusting backgrounds, live broadcast in the middle of the night to scare people, and now it has been upgraded! It is directly looking for someone to cooperate offline, feign death, and make a gimmick that pays attention to Biga, just hype it! "

"I guess it won't be long before he will contact Xiao Zhuang to talk about the suspended animation."

"At that time, if we directly become the envoys of justice and bring out his old background, how can we not be popular?"

"In short, let me just say a word, I have seen this account thoroughly, as long as I can catch this wave of enthusiasm, I will guarantee that the three of us will be popular and spicy in the future!"

"This……"

Hearing this, Xiao Liu was still a little uneasy, but Xiao Zhuang enjoyed the benefits in the background, and coupled with the analysis of the dog-headed military division, he directly put the evil nature of Changhong funeral behind him, patted Xiao Liu on the shoulder and said: "You Just rest assured!"

"I won't forget you when I become financially free in the future. Let's go to 308 to pursue wind and freedom!"

"Okay... I'll shut up."

The persuasion was fruitless, and Xiao Liu also compromised, and the three of them began to think about the live broadcast to crack down on counterfeiting later.

……

Meanwhile, funeral shops.

Zhao Yong and Wang Kai changed their clothes and returned to the shop almost at the same time.

Seeing that there was no business in the store, the warehouse was full, and Zhang Fan was playing with his mobile phone, Wang Kai simply suggested:

"Didn't you eat in the morning? There's a new instant noodle stall outside, and I'll invite everyone out for a bowl? Anyway, it only takes a few minutes to eat instant noodles, and it doesn't delay business. How about the boss?"

"Well... I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time, it's okay."

Zhang Fan thought about it for a while, got up and walked out the door: "But I still treat the meal to me. How can an employee treat the boss to dinner? By the way, what's the name of this restaurant?"

"It seems to be called Pao Lai Nian Qu. I heard it tastes good, but I don't know the price." Wang Kai thought for a while and said.

"The name is good, try it!"

Chapter 20 So Expensive?Is there any program?

It happened that he hadn't eaten in the morning, and as soon as the idea of ​​eating noodles came up, Zhang Fan let Wang Kai take the lead.

Five minutes later, the three of them appeared in front of a food stall.

The booth decoration is quite trendy.

There are four big characters on it, soaking them back and forth, and under the banner are a few pans that are being heated.

On the right side are various ingredients and a large pressure cooker.

At the front of the stall, there are various instant noodles.

The owner of the stall was a middle-aged woman in her thirties, with an average appearance, but she cleaned up fairly well.

There are many types of instant noodles, from various countries, and the packaging is exquisite, which instantly whetted the appetite of the three who hadn't eaten breakfast.

Zhang Fan just glanced briefly, and said generously: "Three bowls of instant noodles, you can add side dishes, we want the deluxe version."

After speaking, Zhang Fan led the two employees towards the small table behind.

But at this moment, the proprietress suddenly stopped the three of them:

"Three handsome guys, the deluxe version here is indeed very popular, but there is a small rule in our store, you pay first when you eat."

"what?"

Zhang Fan was stunned for a moment, and looked at the proprietress in confusion.

What is the rule of paying first for meals? Are you afraid that I will run out of orders after eating?

I've seen people who pay for meals, but haven't heard of people who pay for instant noodles.

Maybe every stall owner has a different idea.

Just when Zhang Fan was about to go forward to pay, Wang Kai suddenly stood up and said with some displeasure: "Give us the best match, not short of money, and pay after eating."

After speaking, Wang Kai pushed the two of them to sit down.

In his opinion, how much can it cost to eat instant noodles?

Although Zhang Fan was the boss and said he wanted to treat guests, but last night he put on a show, so there is no reason to convince him this time.

Besides, the person who ate the noodles was originally proposed by himself, so it is understandable to treat this meal by himself.

"Ok."

Hearing Zhao Kai's slightly angry tone, the proprietress stopped talking and turned to cook noodles for the three of them.

……

"Come on!"

Soon, the top version of instant noodles was finished, and the proprietress enthusiastically brought them to the three of them.

I have to say that this top version of instant noodles is indeed luxurious enough.