I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

Xiao Zhuang put down his phone with a happy face, and said, "In half an hour, I gained 20 fans!"

"Look, my last video has only been posted for 10 minutes, and it already has more than 100 million views!"

"Look at this comment, 11, 1 to 10 ratio, it should be the only one on the whole network, right?"

"Brilliant!"

"Dug, how did you do it?!"

The roommates didn't believe it, but looking at the real data on the phone, they immediately changed their words:

"Master Zhuang, don't forget to take me with you in the future!"

"Did that rich woman take a fancy to you and give you a few million dollars?"

"Rich woman?"

Xiao Zhuang looked thoughtful, and said, "Maybe, there was a little sister who rushed over Doujia before, and I took it down the next day!"

"Let me see what's going on first."

Pretending to be a jerk, Xiao Zhuang clicked on the latest work.

Seeing those inexplicable speeches in the comment area, all three of them were a little surprised.

"Brother Zhuang, is this your number?"

"Why do you feel that you went to the wrong set?"

"Yes... is it?"

Xiao Zhuang was stunned for a moment, and focused on the one with the most popular comments:

[Changhong Funeral One-stop Service]: "Brother..."

"This……"

Seeing this message clearly, Xiao Zhuang felt fear in his heart, and clicked on the other party's homepage with a little luck.

460 million fans, blue v certification, Changhong funeral address.

It's a street away, and they all play on the Internet, how could he not know the truth?

He clicked on the private message again and looked at it, all of them were death notices for himself.

Now, Xiao Zhuang fully reacted.

This is the funeral man himself!

His sudden explosion was because of Brother Funeral's attention!

And when I was riding my bike this morning, I accidentally splashed mud all over my brother's body!

Thinking of this, Xiao Zhuang only felt his head buzzing and his legs went limp.

"Brothers... I seem to be getting cold..."

Chapter 18 The knight with shining eyes, I want to do the opposite!

"pat~"

Fear welled up in my heart, and Xiaozhuang's cell phone fell to the ground accidentally.

I have heard about Zhang Fan's recent deeds, as long as he pays attention to him, it will definitely not end well!

Almost instantly, one picture after another flashed in his mind.

Fighting Lao Zhang, Vegetarian Sister Wang, Ono, Yu Jiangjun, Telala...every one is worse than the other!

"Quack...all quack..."

"Brother Zhuang, what's going on?"

The roommate picked up the phone for some unknown reason, and his expression gradually became frozen: "Brother Funeral pays so much attention to you!"

"It's over, Brother Zhuang, all the people he followed are dead!" Another roommate followed up.

"I know... I'm done... I'm done!"

Xiao Zhuang only felt that his mind was blank, he shook his head and talked to himself, and sat down on the sofa decadently.

Brother Funeral can squeak on anyone he pays attention to, so how can he let go of a person who splashed sewage all over his body by riding a bicycle?

Upon seeing this, the roommates hurried forward to comfort him.

"Brother Zhuang, don't panic, I don't think this matter is so evil."

"That is, if we live well, how can we be killed by his attention?"

"I think this is a good thing. At this level of enthusiasm, it is estimated that it will break through one million fans in a few days!"

The two of you said something to each other, but Xiao Zhuang suddenly thought of something, and quickly grabbed the phone.

"Yes, I apologize to Brother Funeral and beg him to cancel me!"

Exclaiming, Xiao Zhuang quickly found Zhang Fan's account and sent one private message after another.

"Brother, are you there?"

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have splashed sewage all over you in the morning, can you turn me off?"

"Brother Funeral, I will definitely ride a bicycle in the future, no, I will sell the bicycle tomorrow!"

[Because you and the other party do not follow each other, you can only send three text messages before the other party replies to you. 】

【Failed to send! 】

【Failed to send! 】

Xiaozhuang typed row after row of text, but the system typed back one by one.

He had no choice but to wait.

However, after waiting for a full 10 minutes, the message is still unread.

Xiaozhuang didn't want to sit still, and finally, under the persuasion of his roommate, he chose to call the police.

"Beep beep..."

"Hi, may I ask what happened to you?"

Soon, the phone was connected, and Xiao Zhuang said in a horrified tone: "Hi, I... I have been followed by Changhong Funeral... I may be going to panic!"

The operator had just learned about it in the morning, and immediately confirmed: "Sir, do you mean that you were followed by the user 'Changhong Funeral and Funeral One-stop' service on the Douying short video?"

"Yes!" Xiao Zhuang quickly responded, "I was riding a bicycle this morning and accidentally splashed water on him. In order to get revenge on me, he directly followed me. I want you to protect me 24 hours a day!"

"Forehead……"

On the other end of the line, the operator was silent.

Although Zhang Fan's matter, he also felt that it was a bit evil. After all, not everyone has the same consciousness as Xiao Shan.

However, the big boss just said at the meeting this morning that we should resist feudal superstition and enforce the law scientifically.

Moreover, after investigation, what happened to Zhang Fan was temporarily defined as a coincidence.

If he dared to report this matter, even if he reported it, it would be impossible to take protective measures against the reporter.

After a moment of silence, the operator said:

"Sir, we can understand your feelings, but according to our investigation results, the previous accidents were purely coincidental and not directly related to Changhong's funeral. Please don't scare yourself... But..."

After finishing speaking, the operator felt that something was wrong, and added: "Currently, there are commissioners in charge of the investigation. We still recommend that you reduce travel and pay attention to safety before the announcement is issued!"

"drop……"

After explaining, the operator hung up the phone directly.

Xiaozhuang held his mobile phone in one hand and sat on the sofa blankly.

It's over, this matter... no one cares about it!

He followed a total of four or five people yesterday, and they were all screwed up!

Who would believe it was a coincidence!

"Brother Zhuang, Brother Zhuang, don't be in a daze!"

At this time, one of his roommates pushed him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Didn't you understand what I said on the phone just now? It's all a coincidence, which means that his funeral in Changhong was just luck. The ability to kill a person."

"Hmm...it seems to be...not right."

Xiao Zhuang came back to his senses, and was just about to nod, but shook it twice: "The police explained again later, and the investigation of this matter has not yet been completed."

"Then wait until his investigation is over."

"I'm afraid I won't last until then..."

"I don't think...it's impossible to be so evil. It should be blown up by those netizens on the Internet." The roommate looked serious and frowned:

"Think about it, when someone plays with a big boulder in the chest, they can be blown up by the netizens as the reincarnation of King Kong Arhat. This happened to bump into a few damn ghosts. Isn't the blown by the netizens even more outrageous?"

"This……"

Hearing this, Xiao Zhuang looked thoughtful, and felt that what his roommate said seemed to make sense.

However, before he could figure out the result, the roommate suddenly stood up and said righteously: "Brother Zhuang, have you forgotten why we played the Internet in the first place?"

"for what……"

Xiao Zhuang froze for a moment, then fell into memories.

Why do you play online by yourself?

Back then, before the three of them played the Internet, they were all jobless vagrants who ate at home.

The three brothers finally decided to be a motorcycle blogger after all-night scenes.

So, they were divided into 36 phases, and each of them raised a horizon.

Open a short video account and use various software to borrow money to buy Doujia.

Is it just to catch girls in the Pinlun District?

of course not!

It is to accumulate fans, and cooperate with motorcycle 4S shops and second-hand car dealers in the future!

It's for selling helmets, selling equipment, and cutting leeks!

After pondering for a moment, Xiaozhuang had an answer in his heart, and when he looked at his roommate again, there was light in his eyes.

"It's for the big money!"

"Yup!"

The roommate showed relief and continued to encourage: "We have persisted for two and a half years!"

"How we got here in the past two years, only we know!"

"Your account was originally the best among the three of us, and now it has the enthusiasm for Changhong's funeral. Why did you suddenly give up?"

"You don't take good care of this wave of traffic. When the official announcement comes out, who will pay attention to you?"

"This..." Xiaozhuang still hesitated, and said, "But this Changhong funeral..."

"You talk first!" The roommate interrupted him, and continued: "Listen to me and then...analyze!"

"It was also said just now that sophistication is all a coincidence, so why should we be afraid?"

"There is absolutely no need to be afraid!"

"As long as we can catch this wave of traffic, we will be first-line Internet celebrities in the future!"

"When you look at the hype of those big internet celebrities, there are all kinds of life-and-death engagements, and in the end it's a win-win situation!"

"Hmm...it seems to be what's going on." Xiao Zhuang nodded, feeling that what his roommate said made sense, he hesitated, "Then what should I do now?"

"Good job!"

The roommate smiled slightly, and said to himself: "Now everyone is afraid that he will pay attention, so let's do the opposite for him, face the difficulties, and make a shocking reversal!"

The plausible words of the roommate made Xiao Zhuang feel a little cheered up, and asked: "How do you say?"

"Send a video to reply first, and then ride a motorcycle to blow up the street, go to his house to order a coffin, and enjoy a 75% discount!"