I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

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Just after it rained, he dared to ride so fast in the box. Isn't this fucking courting death?

You should know that in the early morning, although there are not many people in the alley, there are likely to be some items placed on the road last night that were collected in time.

And this knight is really a bit wicked... He didn't even look at him when the water splashed on him!

"Forget it, I'll go change my clothes, and you two will go back and change too. You can't wear dirty clothes for funerals."

Zhang Fan shook his head to himself, then got up and walked into the funeral shop.

Zhao Yong and Wang Kai didn't have any clothes in the store, and after looking at each other, they went home quickly.

Soon, Zhang Fan changed his clothes, lay down on the chair and checked his phone.

He first glanced at the backstage, private message comments 99+, the number of fans has reached 450 million, which is a bit beyond his expectation.

Because the Internet follows the trend, many people will choose to unfollow after clicking the follow button.

There are also some people who are obviously very interested, but just don't pay attention. Every time they watch it, they have to go to the search bar to search, in order to keep their follow list clean.

He was a little surprised to gain so many fans in two days.

It took two weeks for the "Technology Poison King", who relied on nonsense and pretended to be popular overnight, to reach this level.

"It's on fire all of a sudden..."

Zhang Fan sighed with emotion, and then started a short video.

As for the comments and private messages, he only glanced at them briefly, and he couldn't believe that 'Nancheng Security' had followed him last night.

Today, what he wants to check is the same city channel.

Because the task of the system is very clear, it is not completed until the order is received.

It's just that after only a dozen swipes in the same city, Zhang Fan is already boring.

It's too nutritious, and almost all of them are blind dates to find a partner.

Some are anxious at home, and some are purely fishing. Anyway, the copywriting is just that, very monotonous.

He also entered a lot of live broadcast rooms, all of which were female anchors, with the same title:

[Newcomers ask for attention, one plane + V]

[If you earn enough [-], you can download it! 】

[The list is running now, please protect it! 】

【…】

Watching this live broadcast, Zhang Fan was stunned.

Today's young people don't go to school and work well, so they study how to beg for food online.

Let's just say that you have a total of 3 people in this live broadcast room, and there may be one of your own aliases.

Who will brush the plane for you on this horse?

How famous is that?

Can you earn [-] a year from this show?

"No wonder that guy Wang Kai complains all day long. The quality outside has dropped, the price is expensive and the service is not good. My little sister was fooled into becoming an anchor."

Zhang Fan complained, and habitually swiped across the Internet, and found a video of riding a motorcycle.

The man in the video is very handsome, but Zhang Fan didn't catch a cold. Just as he was about to paddle away, a sense of familiarity suddenly came to his mind.

"Eh? Isn't this the kid who flashed me in the morning?"

Just as Zhang Fan was hesitating, a system notification sounded in his mind:

[Dangerous driving 48 times, the probability of the next dangerous driving is 100%, and the fatality rate of dangerous driving is 99.9%]

After the system's notification tone fell, Zhang Fan also confirmed it.

This is the kid who splashed sewage all over his body when he rode his bike in the morning!

The clothes you just changed are splashed wet, if you don't get angry, it's fake!

Zhang Fan immediately opened the comment area and left a comment:

[Changhong's one-stop service for funerals and burials]: "Brother, you are not moral. You ran past my shop this morning and splashed mud all over me! How immoral!"

Just when the system prompted, Zhang Fan added a sentence after posting this article: "It's too dangerous for you to ride a bicycle like this. While paying attention to safety, you must also pay attention to pedestrians, otherwise it will be too late to regret it! Enjoy 75% off one-stop service.”

Chapter 17 Am I on fire?seems to be cold

After leaving a comment, Zhang Fan was about to swipe away, but the same message in the comment area made him a little curious.

The text of the video has only one line of words: "Cycling without an umbrella on a rainy night, buckle 1 and squat on the fender."

[1, Husband! (Seriously) Choose me! 】

[Husband, husband! 】

【Husband is so handsome! 】

[Jimeis, this is my husband, lost! 】

【…】

Some users with girls' avatars called their husbands in the comment area, and some of them were even thickened.

Although many people are talking about it, it is not difficult to see that this motorcycle blogger has a lot of fans.

"Good guy... so popular?"

Zhang Fan complained, feeling a little puzzled.

What's the difference between this whole thing and the concubine selection scene?

Is this kid so attractive riding a cheap horizon and wearing a helmet?

With a hint of doubt, Zhang Fan clicked on the blogger's homepage.

The name of this motorcycle blogger is Xiaozhuang Aiqiqi, and his profile is very simple:

Single, Pisces, 190, loves motorcycles, king [-]-dan jungler, no fenders yet.

There are dozens of works on the homepage, almost all of which are videos showing their faces.

I have to say that this kid is really handsome. Although he is slightly inferior to himself, he is definitely enough for playing online.

No wonder it can attract so many little fans.

But what do you mean when you fish a ghost and splash me with mud?

The quality needs to be improved, pay attention to the follow-up!

[Changhong Funeral One-stop Service for Funeral Care Followed You! 】

After clicking Follow, Zhang Fan swiped away and continued to browse the same city page.

In the comment area of the motorcycle blogger, it took only a few minutes, and there were already dozens of comments under Zhang Fan's message.

But since the funeral procession hasn't ended yet, these are all fans of the blogger himself.

Because there are too many users who have a funeral process in their screen names recently, and some of them started to vent their anger without even looking at Zhang Fan's homepage.

【Are you sick? 】

[Isn't it just a little rain?Do you need to chase the cyberbully? 】

[How dare you curse my husband to death, and your whole family will die! 】

[Stinky dick, you can't even afford a motorcycle, can you? 】

[Jimeis... this seems to be Brother Funeral himself. 】

……

There were some unfriendly voices in the comments, but soon, the funeral army ended.

Some responded, some were surprised by Zhang Fan's attention, and some were active. Thousands of follow-up comments quickly popped up, making Zhang Fan's comment the most popular.

[Fuck off, you stinky dog, have you thickened it? 】

[I don't have the quality to ride a bicycle, so what the hell? 】

[Digging, Brother Funeral is paying attention to people again! 】

[This kid is going to suffer, don't touch the car in this life! 】

【@长鸿节祭, they just splashed mud all over your body, and you want to kill them? 】

[Unlucky boy, don't ride a bike in the future! 】

[Just ask if you don’t move, is this Brother Funeral taking revenge? 】

[I think the location is indeed a city, is it because you splashed mud on the funeral brother, you just sent back a follow? 】

[Following Brother Funeral's attention, is there any grudge between the two? 】

[Digging, how long has it been, here comes another attention! 】

[I'll pay attention to it first, and see the follow-up. 】

[I won't pay attention, just watch the news. 】

【…】

All of a sudden, a large number of netizens followed Zhang Fan's attention and found the account of motorcycle blogger Xiaozhuang.

You know, Zhang Fan now has more than 400 million fans, and because of the particularity of his attention, many netizens are waiting for him to follow people.

In less than 10 minutes, the video of Xiaozhuang's love for motorcycles was directly searched on the top, with as many as [-] to [-] comments.

After reading Zhang Fan's comments, netizens were shocked.

Brother Funeral didn't seem to be here to sell goods this time, but rather to seek revenge!

Netizens were not satisfied with liking and commenting on Zhang Fan's comments, and they did all kinds of work in the comment area.

Some were looking at funeral names and selling goods on the spot, some were persuading the blogger Xiao Xiao, and many netizens directly sent private messages to Xiao Zhuang.

"Author, are you okay?"

"Brother Funeral is paying attention to you, do you know?"

"The car is not standardized, and the relatives are crying!"

"The author has nothing to do to check the condition of the car. My suggestion is that it is best not to ride a bike."

"..."

……

At the same time, in a rented house on Zhongyuan Street next to Qingyang Street.

Xiao Zhuang just parked the car and lay on the sofa, clicked on the short video account and looked at it, and he was instantly dumbfounded.

What's so special about this?

Just go out for a walk in the car, private message follow 99+?

Remember how hot you are?

Could it be that...my spring is here?