I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

[Damn it, I'm lucky that I swept him 200, it's really unlucky, feed the dog! 】

[It can only be said that people are cheap and have their own money!This Zhao cried every day for his son to die, but he really died in the end! 】

[My local, these two people died so badly, the fragments were knocked out...]

[Is this Trala able to work, and something as important as the brakes can fail? 】

[Is this still a listed company?Garbage trucks, industrial waste, I return the car in the afternoon! 】

[Reminder in the front row, this mother and son have been followed by Brother Funeral! 】

[You are in the front row, and Telala has also been paid attention to by Brother Funeral! 】

【…】

Netizens expressed their opinions one after another, but as another group of netizens left the stage, the painting style in the comment area changed suddenly.

[Awesome, Brother Funeral is all about it! 】

[Ono playing feign death?I won't let you go even if I'm suspended animation! 】

[No, I didn't believe it at first, but now I have to believe it! 】

[If something like this happens, I'm afraid Telala's sales will plummet, right? 】

【@长鹤谁谁祭事一条, you are too frightening! 】

[Follow one by one, really hook eight evil gates. 】

【…】

The heat of the matter continued to rise, and many netizens who didn't know why followed the clues and found Zhang Fan's account.

[Azu, stop, there are four of us! 】

[Brother Funeral, I hope you can pay attention to my brother, don't be ignorant of flattery! 】

【What are you doing?I'm going to call the police! 】

……

On the other hand, Telala died in a car accident due to a serious operating system problem.

In the afternoon of the same day, the official account of the automobile company was directly blasted by netizens, who were questioned and abused.

In less than two hours, the stock price fell by the limit!

Outside 4S stores all over the country, there are crowds of people, all of whom are pre-booked car owners, who came to return their cars because of this incident on the Internet.

In the headquarters of Telala Daxia, everyone is very busy, and the boss is almost pissed off.

It should be said that this kind of accident had happened before, but the public relations department was able to suppress the rhythm very quickly, and distributed some benefits casually, and the sales of cars did not decrease but increased.

"Who will explain to me why such rumors appear?"

At the meeting, the boss cast his mobile phone on the big screen, and the comments stood out:

[It's over, whoever buys Trala in the future, whoever buys it, let's support domestic production! 】

[Don't worry, Telala will go bankrupt soon, and you won't be able to buy it even if you want to! 】

[It’s just been two days. My wife works in sales at the Telala 4S store, and she just resigned today. 】

"This……"

The high-level personnel looked at each other in blank dismay, not daring to look directly into the boss' eyes.

Word-of-mouth has declined, stocks have fallen by the limit, and the boss across the sea has called to greet him more than a dozen times.

After a long silence, the sales manager summoned up his courage and said:

"Boss, the people below me said...a funeral shop paid attention to our operation account, that's why this happened..."

"what?"

The boss was already suffocating his anger, and immediately became furious after hearing this weird explanation.

"What are you kidding? I think you, the manager, don't want to do it?"

"One attention can bring the company to such a point, do you know what you are talking about?"

"If you put..."

Before he could finish speaking, the secretary suddenly entered the door and interrupted him:

"Boss, Pretty Country is urging you."

"understood."

"Before my meeting is over, you guys will give me a proper explanation!"

The boss took a deep breath, left the meeting room in a hurry after leaving a word.

……

In the funeral shop, Zhang Fan and his staff worked hard for more than two hours, and finally finished a new villa.

So far, the funeral supplies in the warehouse have piled up into mountains, and there is not even a place to step down.

The goods are piling up and there are no orders. No matter how hard they work, they have to wait for the business to get busy.

Therefore, Zhang Fan simply let the employees play with their mobile phones.

Zhao Yong blocked Zhang Fan at the speed of light after simply swiping a few videos.

However, before he was blacklisted, he still noticed the change in Zhang Fan's fans and asked:

"Boss, your account has become popular. Do you want to consider bringing goods or something? Our warehouse is full of things. Look at your comment area, many people are urging you to start a live broadcast."

"Bring goods?"

Zhang Fan looked thoughtful and said hesitantly, "Farewell, most of them are people who eat melons."

"Besides, what are we selling when we start broadcasting? Paper man? Selling coins? It seems that it is not impossible. I will consider it..."

Although there are many funeral anchors on the Internet, no one has ever hung funeral supplies in the little yellow car.

Now the amount of attention has skyrocketed, but there are not many people who can really use Baishipin.

The most important thing is that he doesn't know whether the items sold through the Internet can be settled for system rewards.

What's more, he once opened a live broadcast to sell Mingbi, but was soon reported and taken off the shelves. I don't know if the official will give some privileges when it becomes popular.

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan decided to put the matter of cashing out for later.

Click on the short video app, and after seeing the fan data in the background, I can't help but feel emotional.

"Good guy, this kung fu of tying a paper man has gained another [-] fans?"

At present, the number of fans in Zhang Fan's backstage has approached 50!

He took a brief look at it. There are a few things that happened not long ago. They should ferment quickly in the past few days. It is estimated that in a few days, he will become an Internet celebrity.

And the video he pinned to the top had more than one million comments!

Zhang Fan glanced briefly, and besides the people who eat melons, he has also gained a lot of good-looking fans:

[Is this handsome guy in the video the author himself?When will it start broadcasting? 】

【Hey, although your attention is dangerous, I want to be your only attention! 】

[Start the broadcast, let me see if you are a human or a ghost! 】

[Ask if you don't understand, is the author doing head-down at home? 】

[I'm also curious, are you paying attention casually or are you looking for the target of the spell? 】

【…】

Regarding these comments, Zhang Fan simply rolled his eyes and did not reply in particular.

However, he originally created an account to take more orders. Netizens are so enthusiastic, he still left a message below:

[Changhong Funeral, thank you for your attention, accepting orders in the same city, the price is beautiful, the broadcast will not start temporarily, private message if you have something to do! 】

The popularity was still rising, but Zhang Fan didn't pay too much attention, and ran to watch the video after leaving a message.

The reason is also very simple, the one-stop service is limited to the same city, and you can find your own store with a search on the map.

As long as you really want to find his family to do business, you will naturally come to ask, there is no need to waste time on the Internet.

Unknowingly, Zhang Fan was on the military channel.

In the video, a young man in thin clothes slowly opens the car door under the watchful eyes of several peers.

Blurred filters, bodysuits, leggings, peas shoes, all the attention of the audience.

Cooperate with a recently popular BGM.

"That year, I had my hands in my pockets, and I didn't know what an opponent was!"

Yu Jiangjun, debut!

Chapter 9 is redundant!

Yu Jiangjun was once the beloved disciple of General Yu.

"Brother Yu, keep a low profile! Be careful I'm not telling you!"

Yu Jiangjun kicked, then turned around gracefully, leaving a ruthless and cold back.

At this time, the BGM is switched, bringing out the temperament of the spirited guy to the fullest!

For this kind of video, Zhang Fan is not only not interested, but even disgusted.

However, just as he was about to swipe away, the system's notification sounded.

"Fighted 108 times, the next fight rate is 100%, and the fight death rate is 99%. Accurate customers, I suggest the host to pay attention!"

Oh hoo?

When the system prompt sounded, Zhang Fan immediately became interested.

In his impression, the spirited guy is nothing more than putting a few cruel words on the Internet, and instantly becomes a dog when he meets him.

Is this guy for real?

With a hint of curiosity, Zhang Fan clicked on the comment section of the video.

At this time, the rhythm of the funeral has not yet affected here, but the comments inside made Zhang Fan very puzzled.

[Give him a pair of beanie shoes, and he can kick the entire Blue Star! 】

[My grandfather asked me who is so arrogant? 】

[Brother, keep a low profile, be careful I'll pin you down! 】

[No one can make Yu Jiangjun sign the surrender document, because he can't read at all—Meng Ge]

【I even want to tattoo it on my back——Guan Yu】

[When he appeared on the basketball court, I knew I had been practicing for nothing in the past two and a half years—Brother Kun]

[I have studied the universe all my life, and I didn't know why the universe was named Yu until I died——Huo Xin]

[I have a math cram school here, Yu Jiangjun, do you want to be real? 】

[Just after opening Fighting Eagle, the military channel was crying.Scared to pee! 】

【…】

"What does all this mean?"

After a few glances at the comment section, Zhang Fan was immediately at a loss.

What is the origin of this anchor?

The comment area is so active, isn't it different from other spirited guys?

No matter, the system has prompted, pay attention to the first hand first!

[Changhong Funeral One-stop Service for Funeral Care Followed You! 】

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan raised his hand to pay attention, and then left a comment:

Changhong Funeral: [Our store celebrates, book in advance and enjoy [-]% off service! 】