I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

Not long after the comment was posted, netizens came after smelling it, and immediately pushed Zhang Fan to the top.

【What?What?How dare someone challenge Yu Jiangjun's authority? ! 】

[Brother Funeral, be careful that Yu Jiangjun is real to you! 】

[Save me, don't start a live broadcast this month! 】

[Here we come, the fifth one, just now the stock price of Telala fell to the limit, and it is estimated that it will not go far in the future, Yu Jiangjun, danger! 】

【What are you doing, Brother Funeral?Do you know that once the Yujiang army falls, the aliens will immediately launch an interstellar war, blue star, danger! 】

[Brother Funeral, can your store hold a show for Yu Jiangjun according to the emperor's specifications?Other specifications do not match. 】

【…】

At the same time, Yu Jiangjun had just finished posting his work, and he was really thinking about doing something live in the evening.

But the beeps that kept ringing in the background told him that the work was popular.

So, Yu Jiangjun clicked on the work excitedly, only to find that there was an evil trend suddenly appearing in the comment area.

[Yu Jiangjun, retreat, Brother Funeral has initiated everything! 】

[Yu Jiangjun, run, someone is going to kill you! 】

[It's over, Yu Jiangjun can't escape the devil's catch, just wait for the fall of the number one general in the universe! 】

[Everyone here is about to witness history! 】

"What the hell? The funeral parlor pays attention to Lao Tzu, looking for death, right?"

Looking at the most popular comment in the comment area, Yu Jiangjun was a little upset, and immediately replied:

"It's all redundant!"

Chapter 10 Real Him!

After Yu Jiangjun's comment was posted, the entire comment area became lively in an instant.

[Excess literature reappears in the rivers and lakes! 】

[Brother Yu, pay attention to safety, don't go out at night these days, there may be enemies looking for revenge! 】

[Yu Jiangjun, click on the funeral number and take a look, he's all paying attention! 】

【Yu Jiangjun, you are going to die on the battlefield! 】

[Barbie Q, you have been followed by Brother Funeral!All Yu Jiajun observed three days of silence! 】

【…】

As superfluous literature and funeral rumors collide, the video's popularity grows out of control, and the number of comments increases.

In front of the mobile phone screen, Yu Jiangjun was still wondering if he had become popular.

But when he watched the comments and messages, he was stunned.

In the entire comment area, 90.00% of the comments are predicting that something will happen to him, which is no different from the death announcement.

And these comments are all related to a funeral shop.

This puzzled him a lot.

Could it be that if someone wants to be true to himself, all netizens know it?

But as the saying goes, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be knifed.

Although Yu Jiangjun had suffered a lot, he was not frightened too much.

If the other party really dares to come, I, Yu Jiajun, are not just for nothing!

The big deal is to compare whose fist is harder!

I, Yu Jiangjun, have kept a low profile recently. I really think there is no one in my Yujiajun, right?

What bulls and horses dare to step on my head?

"Xiaoyi, check Changhong Funeral for me, I want to be real!"

Yu Jiangjun raised his head and glanced at the two of them. The moment he raised his head, the death ray on his neck made everyone present shudder!

"I want to see how evil this kid is, how arrogant he is!"

As soon as Yu Jiangjun came out of the bureau, his stomach was full of anger, and when this happened again, he immediately started dispatching troops!

"Kappa, I'll give you half an hour to rent the car for me, and all the Yu family troops will be dispatched!"

"The cards can't fall down, and the minimum is to start with a million-dollar luxury car!"

"Xiaoyi, you go to the Internet cafe and call all the brothers back. One person, one pack of soft China will be arranged. We will go out all night tonight, and tomorrow morning we must smash the store door!"

"Roger that!"

The two nodded in response, then turned and went to act.

After everything was properly arranged, Yu Jiangjun found Zhang Fan's homepage along the comment section, and left a message under the first video:

[Brother, keep a low profile! 】

Originally, many people were watching Zhang Fan's video, but soon someone discovered Yu Jiangjun's message.

For a while, the comment area exploded.

Keep a low profile bro!

The weight of this sentence is heavy, no one in the whole network knows, no one knows!

Throughout the history of the entire network, once Yu Jiangjun makes such remarks, it means that the person concerned will be truthful offline by Yu Jiangjun!

The so-called truth is the meaning of beating.

The only undefeated Jiang Jun in the universe, Yu Jiangjun who kept a low profile for a month.

Today, come out again!

He is going to become a funeral shop owner!

Netizens commented and liked it one after another upon hearing the news of the century.

[Good guy, Yu Jiangjun just came out of the police station, is this uneasy again? 】

[The Yu family goes out to fight, not a single blade of grass grows! 】

[Oops, the Milky Way is about to suffer, an epic disaster is about to erupt! 】

[Brother Yu, this anchor is very evil, don't ask for trouble! 】

[?Thousands of miles to send shrimp, right? 】

【Brothers, it's all redundant! 】

[Public face, good luck, who can be tougher than Brother Yu? 】

【…】

Soon, Yu Jiangjun's message was pushed to the top, and many people came to eat melons @类研究.

The major social platforms, marketing accounts, and information stations on the entire network quickly keep up with the pace.

Soon, Yu Jiangjun prepared real things offline to be on the hot searches.

The youngest Jiang Jun in history rushed out of the rivers and lakes, causing a sensation on the Internet!

The accounts of both parties have been highly concerned by eating melon netizens, and many people are urging them to respond to this matter.

The private messages and attention of the two in the background continued to increase, and some people even opened the market specifically to predict the winning rate of the two.

Inside the rental house.

Looking at the rapidly increasing data in the background, Yu Jiangjun showed a very simple smile, and pursed his lips and said, "Turn on the live broadcast for me, and let fans know that my Yujiajun is going to fight!"

……

As soon as they received the news that Yu Jiangjun had launched the broadcast, netizens swarmed in immediately.

In the live broadcast room, Yu Jiangjun had already put on his small jacket, posed in a small pose, showing his shrimp lines, and pumped Xiao Huazi.

In less than 5 minutes, the number of people online in the live broadcast room has exceeded [-]! .

However, Yu Jiangjun, as the founder of Yushi Dynasty, has somewhat seen the world.

He clasped his fists slightly and said respectfully to the live broadcast room:

"Brothers, thank you for your support!"

"To put it bluntly, I am also a child from the countryside, and my family is not very good, but, to put it bluntly, I just want to win."

"I can have today's popularity, thanks to the support of my brothers!"

Chapter 11 I am a dignified traveler, can I be scared by yellow hair?

Yu Jiangjun released classic quotations, and the live broadcast room became lively instantly.

【Brother Yu, what are you going to do? 】

[Brother Yu, don't be head-on, this funeral anchor is very wicked! 】

[Brother Yu, I just finished calling Master Ma, and he said that he is willing to help you! 】

[Little brat, how much did you pay for this car rental? 】

[Xiaoyu, you really should pay 75 for renting a car! 】

[To put it bluntly, the discount of 75% is already very strong! 】

【It's all redundant...】

【It's all redundant...】

Seeing that the barrage was full of the rhythm of the funeral parlor, Yu Jiangjun's little brain was running fast.

After playing the Internet for so many years, he still knows a little bit about live broadcasting, and only by following the rhythm can he increase the popularity.

On the Internet, he has been working hard to create a loyal image.

The word righteousness comes first, followed by the word filial piety.

Since you want to target people, you must first find a suitable reason.

After thinking about it, Yu Jiangjun said with a serious face:

"Brothers, I understand the funeral number you mentioned."

"I heard that he has followed several people and all of them are gone. Is there such a thing?"

"Brothers, you are too naive, all this is a rumor, everything is a rumor!"

"But don't worry, I will help you get rid of this kind of social cancer!"

"Stop, stop, stop! Don't buy gifts, punishing evil and promoting good has always been the responsibility of our Yu Jiangjun!"

"Brothers, the car is ready, let's go right away!"

As he spoke, Yu Jiangjun turned the camera and showed the convoy he had just formed through the window.

More than a dozen big Mercedes-Benz, all in black warrior clothes, were neatly parked by the side of the road.

"Brothers are chatting in the live broadcast room, and I, Yu Jiangjun, will live broadcast the whole process!"

"Get in the car, let's go now!"

With a wave of Yu Jiangjun's arms, the yellow-haired boys in the room all put on their battle robes and walked towards the side of the car.

Soon, Yu Jiajun all got into the car, the door opened wide, and the turn signal began to flash.

This part of the card is in place!

Holding the mobile phone, Yu Jiangjun walked from the front of the car to the parking space, then switched the camera, showing an unrivaled kingly posture, and raised his thumb:

"Brothers, you have seen it, Yu Jiajun, what you are playing is the truth!"

"Yu's family goes out to fight, not a single blade of grass grows!"

"Yu's family goes out to fight, not a single blade of grass grows!"