I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

come together?

Can...can you?

The master and apprentice looked at each other again, nodded and said, "That's fine."

"That will cost extra money." The woman laughed softly.

"No problem, not short of money!"

Liu Jun nodded readily, and the woman also noticed the thick stack of banknotes in the black plastic bag in Li Shaohui's hand.

She has been in the industry for so many years, and she has never seen someone come out to play and bring so much cash.

It is said that there are too many prostitutes recently, and this kind of thing should be paid first, but since the other party has brought so much money, it doesn't matter what happened first.

After all, she still has confidence in her craft.

"Then let's get started. By the way, do you have any favorite uniforms? These are all fine."

As she spoke, the woman slowly walked towards the closet and began to undress.

"What... what do you mean?"

Li Shaohui was stunned, and looked at his master Liu Jun in disbelief.

Why is this different from what I imagined...?

At this point in the matter, Liu Jun would understand what he was doing even if he was a fool.

However, Li Shaohui, who had never experienced anything in the world, was still confused at this moment, and asked stupidly: "Master... what should we do now?"

"You boy, is there something wrong with your brain!"

Liu Jun hated that iron cannot be made into steel, so he greeted him with a kick.

"Ow!"

Li Shaohui couldn't help crying out in pain.

Hearing the sound, the woman turned her head in surprise. Seeing Li Shaohui's tight protection, her eyes widened in disbelief, and she asked in confusion, "You two...do you still have this habit?"

"There's a hammer!"

Liu Jun glared at her, then reached out and took out his ID.

"Sweep the emperor!"

"Hold your head and squat down!"

"what?"

The woman froze for a moment, subconsciously squatted down, and began to think quickly in her mind.

He has been in the job for so many years, and he has seen many perverted customers.

Some people just like this kind of inexplicable tune.

After thinking about it, the woman asked in a low voice, "Guest, do you want to...role play?"

"Look carefully, I am real!"

Liu Jun put the certificate in front of the woman's face, and then gave his apprentice a look: "Cuff it!"

Li Shaohui suddenly realized, quickly took out the handcuffs hidden on his body, and quickly walked towards the woman.

"Oh, you hurt me!"

"If you do this again, there will be a price!"

The woman was still cooperating in the resistance, but it was not until Li Shaohui handcuffed her hands that he could clearly see the ID in Liu Jun's hand.

Only then did she fully understand that these two people were real policemen!

The woman was so angry that she swears immediately: "Damn it, you two are fishing to enforce the law, and you have the nerve to introduce it from an acquaintance, how insidious!"

"Ahem... be honest."

The corner of Liu Jun's mouth twitched unnaturally, he wanted to know now, what exactly did the apprentice ask when he went in, so he was recommended here?

However, just when he was about to pull his apprentice out to ask for clarification.

Suddenly there was a knocking sound outside the door.

"Bangdang."

"Sweep the emperor!"

"what?"

Hearing the sound, the three people in the bedroom were stunned for a moment.

The woman was dumbfounded. Which one is real and which one is fake?

Li Shaohui quickly came to his senses, since it was a surprise inspection at the same time, it was fine.

The sound of footsteps was getting closer, and Lao Liu wanted to pick his toes in embarrassment. Fortunately, he reacted quickly, otherwise he would not be able to explain why.

"Boss, caught a current one."

The team members noticed the handcuffs on the woman's hands at a glance, and turned their heads to report: "As the reporter said, there is role-playing."

"Well, let's see if there's anyone else."

The captain nodded slightly, but the next second, he noticed a familiar face.

"Hey, isn't this old Liu?"

"Okay, came here to work overtime at noon?"

"Yeah? You still brought Ming coins? You are worthy of studying the law, you are an expert!"

"You comrade, I have to say a few words about you."

"Ahem..." Old Liu Jun blushed, and replied awkwardly, "I'm also here to perform a mission. It just so happens that you take him away."

The woman held the idea of ​​procrastinating one by one, and said on the spot: "Leader, they ordered a dragon, and they said they will ascend to heaven."

"No, I'm really here to carry out the mission, it's urgent!"

"Are you also here to sweep the emperor?"

"No."

"No mission, what are you doing here?"

"Misunderstood, I have other tasks, you come out and let's talk alone."

Liu Jun quickly shook his head in denial.

However, the action captain didn't give any face. After all, he was from Qingyang Street, so he didn't know what the General Administration had planned.

"Come on, I don't dare to open the back door for you, follow the procedure with us."

"Don't worry, we are all colleagues, and we won't wrong you."

"I really..."

Liu Jun still wanted to explain, but his colleagues had already started to act, so he had to turn his attention to his apprentice Li Shaohui:

"I really want to give you two feet!"

Three minutes later, Liu Jun and Li Shaohui got into the car of their colleagues.

The two sat side by side, and Liu Jun was so angry that he wanted to kick him down.

"Master, we seem to have been deceived."

"Get out, get out! Get out!"

Chapter 27 Just got beaten up and lost 209 million!

funeral shop.

After Zhang Fan led the staff to finish the meal, he went back to the store to tidy up briefly, and then took a picture of the paper figurines tied up in the store with his mobile phone, and then took them to Xiaozhuang's house.

After more than an hour of detailed discussion, the two parties finally signed an agreement, and at a price of [-], Changhong Funeral will be responsible for all the funeral affairs of Xiaozhuang.

One-stop service from cremation, funeral arrangement, funeral mourning, customized urn, to the last meal.

Although Changhong Funeral has only three cadres including Zhang Fan, there are corresponding outsourcing services for other businesses.

In fact, most funeral parlors do not have a complete service system, but have many long-term partners.

Such as mourning team, funeral manpower, chef team and so on.

However, because Changhong Funeral has not billed for a long time, the profit of this order will not be too large.

But for Zhang Fan, the most important thing is the system task, even if it's posted upside down, it doesn't matter.

In the end, the two parties read the old almanac and set the funeral schedule in three days.

After receiving a deposit of 3000 yuan, Zhang Fan took the employees back to the funeral home.

As soon as he went out, the sound of the system sounded in Zhang Fan's mind.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting the order! 】

[Complete the order to get ten times the rebate and ability unlock! 】

[The client 'Xiao Zhuang Ai Locomotive' died at the age of 24, and the host is expected to add 2.4 years to his life! 】

"The news is quite well-informed."

Zhang Fan smiled slightly, and had greater expectations for the future development of the funeral parlor.

……

In an ordinary house on Qingyang Street.

Seeing the mysterious antidote brought back by her husband, the proprietress who was passing by was full of hesitation in her eyes.

"Honey, you've only been out for a few hours now, have you really seen the eminent monk?"

"nonsense!"

The bald head glanced at him, and said angrily: "My legs are almost useless, and the old bald donkey is really dark enough, and it cost us more than 4!"

"More than 4?"

Hearing this number, the proprietress showed surprise.

She has always been the one who slaughtered others, but she didn't expect to be slaughtered by an old bald donkey today.

But since it is a life-saving medicine, it should be more expensive.

"Hurry up and drink the medicine."

The bald head handed the proprietress a cup of hot water, urging him to take the medicine quickly.

The proprietress took the water glass and drank the water and the medicine in one gulp, looking at it with a bald head and painful face.

Because he really bought this Nanshan magic medicine from an eminent monk.

Originally, he also thought about running away, but in the end his conscience realized that it was better to be full than a full meal, so he bought this life-saving medicine at a high price.

I heard from the old monk that Changhong Funeral used some kind of curse on his wife. As long as he took this magic medicine, he would be able to produce antibodies and get rid of the curse.

While cherishing money, the bald head quickly asked, "How do you feel?"

"Um……"

The proprietress felt it carefully, but she didn't feel anything, but seeing her husband's expectant expression, she could only smile and said, "It feels much better!"

The bald head nodded slightly, and immediately began to care about the crying: "That's fine, by the way, I asked you to post the video, did you post it?"

"I did as you said, and the heat is very high now!"

"In just a few hours, the number of broadcasts has exceeded 400 million, and the number of fans will soon exceed 100 million!"

The proprietress took out her mobile phone excitedly, and then showed a worried face.

"It's just that the comment section was a bit unexpected. Netizens originally helped me, but now they all came to scold us because of what Changhong said about funeral."

"Let me see what's going on!"

The bald man snatched the phone, frowned slightly, and looked carefully at the comment section.