I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

[Old Zhang, didn’t you say that life and death are the same as the competition?You can book in advance! 】

[Curse people to death, you are somewhat unethical, this is not how business is done. 】

【…】

Most of the water friends replied with the attitude of watching a joke. Obviously, they didn't take Zhang Fan's words seriously.

Facing Lao Zhang's arrogant ridicule, Zhang Fan just curled his lips.

In order to establish a character, this guy really dares to say anything.

If the system hadn't identified you as an accurate customer, I wouldn't mind watching your clown live broadcast.

Good words are hard to persuade, damn it, Lao Zhang's attitude is so arrogant, Zhang Fan stopped talking and watched the live broadcast quietly.

In the video.

Fighting Lao Zhang originally wanted to block Zhang Fan directly, but seeing the sudden rhythm of the live broadcast room, his heart suddenly blossomed.

There is a word funeral in this name, combined with his kicking behavior, it can produce such a wonderful chemical reaction.

After the broadcast is over, I have to ask my friends to change their screen names and come to the live broadcast room to bring the rhythm.

Seeing that the Lei Ting Boxing Gym has not opened for a long time, Lao Zhang has more confidence in his heart, and his attitude has become more and more arrogant.

I saw him kicking the door vigorously and talking nonsense at the same time.

"Thunder Dragon, open the door, come out and die!"

"Crash~"

As soon as the words fell, the rolling gate of the Thunder Boxing Gym slowly rose.

"Clap."

The lights are on.

"What the hell is your name Lao Zhang?"

A young man with a height of two meters, a muscular body, and fierce eyes came out from the door.

This person is the owner of Thunder Boxing Gym, Wang Long.

One minute ago, he was still dreaming on the bed, when he was suddenly awakened by a door call.

He turned on his phone and saw that many fans in the background sent him news that someone kicked him out.

Originally, he had been in the low-carbon period these few days, and his mood was very irritable. Coupled with the interruption of his dreams, he directly suffocated his anger.

As early as this morning, he saw the video of Lao Zhang yelling at him, but after all, Wang Long is well-known in the boxing world, in his eyes, this is just a clown, and he did not release a response.

Unexpectedly, this old boy actually came to the door!

What the hell is kicking the pavilion, kicking the pavilion late at night!

With the appearance of Wang Long, the water friends in the live broadcast room instantly became active.

【Good guy, old Zhang, are you serious? 】

[This is really a thunder dragon, it looks a little angry. 】

[Ask if you don't understand, is Lao Zhang hype or real kick? 】

[This height gap is a bit obvious, brothers, the left side is full! 】

【Cut, do you understand kung fu?Lao Zhang is good at domestic boxing, and the British fighting champions are all Lao Zhang's defeated opponents! 】

[Old Zhang, don't be cowardly, give me a face! 】

【…】

Seeing that Lao Zhang opened the door to respond, a trace of panic flashed in Lao Zhang's eyes, but he still pretended to be calm and showed his tricks:

"Exactly, your Excellency is Thunder Dragon?"

Lei Long frowned slightly, and didn't answer, but asked back: "I heard that you want to kill me? You are quite crazy!"

"cough."

Lao Zhang coughed dryly, feeling panicked in his heart.

However, with so many water friends watching in the live broadcast room, he couldn't show his flaws, so he had to maintain the arrogant attitude just now, and shouted:

"Let's stop talking nonsense, I'm here to kick the gym today, if you don't dare to fight, please admit defeat to me in front of the brothers in the live broadcast room!"

After finishing speaking, Lao Zhang raised an index finger in the live broadcast room:

"Brothers, hit me on the public screen!"

【good!Lao Zhang is tough!The little brother brushes first as a respect! 】

[Dare to talk to Lei Long like that, Lao Zhang has something! 】

['Invincible Little Boge' sent out a rocket*1! 】

['Invisible Wings' give out sunglasses*5! 】

【…】

All of a sudden, gifts flew up in the live broadcast room, and Lao Zhang was ecstatic.

After all, Thunder Dragon is a bigwig in the industry, even if he loses this battle, his popularity can be raised to a higher level.

Besides, receiving so many gifts tonight is definitely not a loss!

In front of the phone screen, Zhang Fan involuntarily touched his chin.

How dare this guy?

"You are so brave... I admire you."

At this moment, the system prompt sounded again in my mind.

"The anger value of the object of clamor is full, and the death rate in fighting is 200%. Prospective customers, please contact the host as soon as possible!"

"I lost?"

The death rate was two hundred.

Good guy, two lives are not enough this time!

Zhang Fan showed surprise, instead of persuading, he directly quoted in the barrage area:

[Changhong Funeral One-stop Service]: "66% off, get an urn for free, it can't be lower."

This time, Lao Zhang also noticed Zhang Fan's barrage, but at this time the water friends were all focused on PK, and almost no one responded.

After all, it's not bad if a rhythm explodes once in a period of time.

Now that the live broadcast room is so popular, it would be great if I could add another meme...

Have it.

With a flash of inspiration, Lao Zhang turned the phone screen to Wang Long.

"I have a brother in the live broadcast room who is engaged in a one-stop funeral, 66% off, do you want to make a reservation for you?"

"What's the matter?"

Wang Long showed surprise on his face, and the anger in his heart was completely ignited.

He grabbed Lao Zhang and dragged him into the boxing gym.

"Come, come, come in, I have a liability exemption agreement here, let's sign it first!"

"Let me go, sign as soon as you sign, who is afraid of whom?"

Speaking of this, Lao Zhang naturally couldn't show timidity, broke away from Wang Long, and walked into the boxing gym swaggeringly.

Seeing this scene, the barrage in the live broadcast instantly exploded, and various comments filled the screen.

"Okay, this order is out of play again."

Zhang Fan shook his head.

Lao Zhang was not interested in the funeral, and he was even less interested in the subsequent discussions between the two, so he just left.

After a few swipes, Zhang Fan came across another interesting video.

The blogger in the video has a hippie smile, as if telling a joke.

"Brothers, I have something to do in the afternoon. After I finish solving it, I will continue to challenge Devil Hot!"

Halfway through the video, a reminder sounded in Zhang Fan's mind again.

"Minimally invasive surgery, the recovery period is 20 days, and the probability of death is about 0! Potential users, it is recommended to pay attention."

?

A question mark popped up on Zhang Fan's face, and he suddenly realized it.

Minimally invasive surgery, it turned out to be angry.

The mortality rate is almost zero, which can be ignored.

But since the system has all prompted, there may be other reasons...

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan decisively paid attention to him and left a friendly reminder.

In fact, there is no need to remind this probability, and the follow-up is just to see the follow-up, to see if anyone can be unlucky enough to get a hemorrhoid and lose their life.

If you can really get it, it is actually a kind of luck.

After clicking Follow, Zhang Fan watched the video for a while, closed the door on time at twelve o'clock and went home.

At the same time, the Thunder Boxing Gym.

Lao Zhang and Wang Long signed the exemption agreement under the watchful eyes of the water friends, and each made warm-up preparations.

Chapter 3 One Punch KO, Business Comes

"OK, the agreement is signed, let's go to the ring!"

"Don't worry, I'll start a quiz first."

Wang Long was already standing on the ring, ready to go, but Lao Zhang calmly set up his mobile phone and started a round of guessing games.

"Brothers, those who support Lao Zhang click to the left, and everyone else get out of the live broadcast room!"

"Count down for 3 minutes, fill my left side!"

"Brothers, there is a real-life simulation fighting game in the small windmill in the lower right corner. Click the link in the lower right corner to participate in the event and receive exclusive benefits for Lao Zhang fans!"

"I'll give you another lucky bag, brothers, on the left, pull it full!"

"..."

When the quiz started, friends in the live broadcast room responded positively, and Lao Zhang was also excited to interact with the audience.

On the ring, Wang Long looked gloomy and stared at Lao Zhang speechlessly.

This way of killing people without a limit is really hard for him to accept.

Every second passed, the anger in his heart increased by one point.

Soon, 3 minutes passed.

Looking at the millions of quiz points on both sides, Lao Zhang was very excited.

Such a high quiz score fully raised the popularity of the live broadcast room by two levels.

After closing the bet, Lao Zhang stepped onto the ring contentedly, and said arrogantly:

"Ugly words first, let's learn from each other. I don't want to put you in the ICU."

"Stop stepping on ink marks!"

Wang Lung glanced at him, and now he just wanted to punch this old boy to the ground quickly.

As for whether it will stop, Wang Long, as a professional boxer, can certainly do it.

Even if the anger in his heart is raging, as long as Lao Zhang initiates surrender, he will stop immediately.

"Okay, I'll count down to five, and I'll start as soon as I shout!"

Lao Zhang nodded, then put on a posture and started the countdown.