Sure enough, the blogger in the video is very hilarious, and the word arrogant is highlighted in all kinds of lip service.
"Even if I was really hammered into it by you, there's no need to rush over excitedly."
After thinking about it, Zhang Fan raised his hand as a sign of attention.
Nothing else, just to see how high you can be.
But this elder brother is an old employee, an anti-counterfeiting brother, and a pharmaceutical factory, so I don't know who this attention is for.
After clicking follow, he sent another message in the comment area.
"Dude, don't be so excited early in the morning, be careful and go over there, our store is celebrating, and we have launched a one-stop service for funerals and funerals, and you can enjoy a 75% discount if you book in advance."
……
At the same time, in a certain warehouse in Nancheng.
Pretty boy has been hung up for a whole night.
The elder brother in black woke up and came over to ask about the result without eating.
"How about it, did you say it?"
"Brother Zhou, you didn't say anything, this kid is too stubborn."
"Not yet?"
Hearing this, the black-clothed elder brother's face was a little dignified, and he reprimanded: "Hit, continue to hit, hit until the end."
After speaking, the eldest brother reincarnated and left with an angry face.
Standing at the door of the warehouse, he said in a deep voice, "How is the contact at Yuncheng? Is there any stock?"
After the words were finished, the little brother behind him quickly stepped forward to answer: "Brother Zhou, I asked, but he said we asked for too much at once, so I dare not give it."
"Got it, I'll call him myself."
The elder brother waved his hand, and the younger brother quickly handed over the phone.
Soon, the phone was dialed, and the big brother in black cut to the chase and said, "Brother Xiao Wang? I'm Zhou Penghai, Brother Hai. I'm really sorry that something happened yesterday. The buyer is in a hurry... your 53 Laundry powder."
"Hey, ok, ok, Yunhushan Pharmaceutical Factory, no problem, I'll send someone over to pick it up right away."
"drop……"
After hanging up the phone, the elder brother in black let out a long breath, feeling relieved.
"After finishing this order, I will wash my hands in a golden basin and find a funeral shop to work in a low-key manner. I will definitely not do such things as liquor adulteration in the future."
After muttering a word, he left the warehouse.
His name is Zhou Penghai, and he was an old employee who ran away after working for three days when Changhong Funeral opened.
After resigning, he was accidentally led into a detour, and he started to fake liquor.
In the past two years, I have been lucky. Not only have I not been held accountable, but I also have a small prestige among the customer base.
Because in the process of counterfeiting wine, he added an additive that can improve the taste and increase the metabolism of the drinker.
The taste is good, not overpowering, and customers want to drink it after drinking it.
And the bag that my younger brother lost on the Tianqiao last night was the fake wine additive he used.
One pack is enough to produce 300 cases of liquor, and the profit can be as high as hundreds of thousands after excluding the cost!
The weather has been cold recently, and the beer can't be drunk, so the sales of liquor will naturally increase greatly.
Losing this package of additives will not only stop production, but the big orders he just received may be yellowed.
After all, the price he sells is only four cents cheaper than regular manufacturers.
……
Half an hour later, the homeless autopsy report came out.
The mouth of the deceased had been washed, and there was a large amount of alcohol in his body, and there was a possibility of excessive drinking.
The cause of death was homicide, but the forensic doctor said that even if there was no murderer, such a large amount would still cause death due to alcohol poisoning. It is speculated that the murderer might have a conflict with someone after drinking, and the murderer raised a knife in anger.
Upon hearing the news, Xiao Shan immediately arranged for people to start investigating in this direction.
As for Zhang Fan, after receiving a verbal check in Xiaoshan, he was sent back to the funeral shop together with the corpse.
At this time, Xiao Zhuang's funeral was not completely over, and Zhao Kai and Zhao Kai were not at home, so Zhang Fan had to prepare in advance by himself.
Although it is the version of beggars among beggars, there are still some links that should be included. At least four dishes must be eaten.
Since he had no relatives or friends, he and his employees could only eat the funeral wine.
In addition, within half an hour, Zhang Fan's new concern has been completely spread on the Internet.
Subversion produces false maintenance, and dusk witnesses devout believers!
At this moment, the wind direction of the entire Internet began to change.
Chapter 54 Funeral with fake wine, Changhong Funeral, give me an explanation!
It took more than three hours from when Zhang Fan was taken away by Liu Jun to when he returned to the funeral shop early.
During this time, because of a live video, Zhang Fan was pushed to the forefront.
Wang Laohu had a good harvest of traffic, and other bloggers also quit after seeing this.
I didn't dare to rub it before because I was afraid of being noticed by Brother Funeral, but now everyone has gone in, so I don't rub it for nothing!
Real hammer videos poured into the Internet one after another, all kinds of marketing account changes were made, and netizens spread rumors. It seems that the persona of the frightening funeral brother has collapsed.
Many netizens have followed suit, but Zhang Fan still has a group of loyal fans.
They kept sending private messages to Zhang Fan, refreshing the watch list, and @ everywhere, waiting for a response or a follow-up.
Finally, a new member was added to the watch list, and he was Wang Huo, who really beat Zhang Fan. The die-hard fans finally breathed a sigh of relief.
After the mood is relieved, it's time to show your face!
When you gain power, you use your face to output, all kinds of ridicule, and you are extremely arrogant. We are obedient and silent.
Now that the focus is on, it's our turn to have a good time, right?
【Report!Brother Funeral has already paid attention to Wang Huo! 】
The funeral army entered the arena and spread the news. The melon eaters joined the follower group again, and Wang Huo's comment area was quickly flooded.
[Hey, why did Brother Funeral pay attention to you? 】
[Have you figured out what to do? 】
[Little Huzi, how do you plan to break this wave? 】
[The video has been extracted frame by frame, and a suitable portrait is being selected! 】
[If you don't understand, just ask, this kid has three identities, which one should he go first? 】
[It doesn't matter, let's drop it together! 】
[I already knew that Wang Huo was not a thing! 】
[It's time to settle accounts after autumn, let me see how fast Brother Funeral pays attention! 】
【…】
After rushing to Wang Huo's comment section, the fans didn't let go of other anti-counterfeit bloggers.
No one was spared, leaving footprints one by one. If Zhang Fan didn't come, they would sell goods in the comment area instead of Zhang Fan.
[@长雨节谁, Funeral brother, pay attention to him! 】
[@长雨节谁, this kid just said that you are wicked and damn it! 】
[Changhong Funeral Anniversary, Special Launch...]
【…】
As more and more netizens learned of the news, the trend of the Internet began to reverse rapidly.
funeral shop.
Zhang Fan has almost prepared the funeral supplies, and the rest needs three people to work together.
So, after asking about the progress of the funeral through social software, I informed the homeless man about the funeral.
After doing this, Zhang Fan clicked on the Douying app again.
After simply flipping through the comments and messages, he knew that there was no need to clarify the matter of Wang Huo himself.
I thought that Zhao Yong and Zhao Yong would be back soon, and planned to watch short videos to kill time.
This time it was also the same city channel.
After browsing for about seven or eight minutes, Zhang Fan finally found a potential client.
In the video, an old man named Wang Dajiuxian is tasting wine.
"Gentlemen, wine is a good thing. No matter what kind of dish it is, it's no fun to eat it as soon as you pick it up. It must be paired with wine!"
"Old man, I am almost ninety this year, and I don't drink too much. I drink three or four ounces a day. My waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my body is in great shape!"
"Baijiu is indeed a good thing that has been passed down for thousands of years!"
The old man gave birth to a thumb and showed a benevolent smile.
In the comment area, netizens' comments are also very friendly.
【Save!Uncle is in good health, but don't be greedy! 】
[One day and three taels are fine, as long as it doesn't exceed half a catty! 】
[Yes yes yes, promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, the old man is an expert at first glance! 】
【…】
"The old man's mentality is really good." Zhang Fan murmured.
Just then, the system beep sounded.
[The number of times of drinking is 4215 times, the number of alcoholism is 103 times, the probability of drinking next time is 100%, and the mortality rate is 0%! 】
[I have accumulated good deeds in my life, and I am about to die, I suggest the host to pay attention! 】
"Oh? Is it the end of life?"
Hearing the prompt from the system, Zhang Fan looked thoughtful.
This is what the system is supposed to do, don't keep paying attention to some accidental deaths, it's not good for others to treat me as an evil sect.
After thinking about it, Zhang Fan silently clicked on Follow.
But this time, he did not sell goods in the comment area, but expressed his admiration to the old man.
[Grandpa, good noon, I have a chance to toast you. 】
After clicking Follow, Zhang Fan swiped away.
……
Eleven o'clock.
Xiaozhuang's funeral has come to an end, the condolences and worship are over, and the rest is to eat funeral wine.
During the funeral, most of the host families want to be the abbot themselves, that is, Xiaozhuang's parents.
The bereaved guests began to enter the arena. At this point, the mission of Zhao and Yong was over.
So, the two hurried back to the funeral shop without stopping.
After reading the basic information of the homeless man, Zhao Yong helped to check the date, and said that the cremation must be completed before four o'clock in the afternoon.
Therefore, the three of them accelerated the preliminary preparations. After contacting their partners, they sent them to the crematorium at noon.
……
at the same time.
Xiao Zhuang's funeral.
Zhuang's father and Zhuang's mother were in a very serious mood, but after all, this was the funeral wine for their son, so they must be given to relatives and friends to eat and drink well.
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