He looked through the prosecution time of these lawyer's letters... Unexpectedly, it was on the same day as the profit of his popular science funeral shop.
"This...was he being targeted by Brother Funeral as early as that time?"
"It's over, it's completely useless, all efforts are in vain!"
"Could it be that I, Zhu, must die?"
"No, it must be that I haven't done enough!"
After contemplating for a moment, Zhu Zhuanjia suddenly cheered up.
Now that things have come to an end, I have no choice but to use the last resort.
【Long distance and close attack】【Borrowing corpses and returning souls】!
The source of its inspiration is the Qin Xiaoshan cancer incident.
At that time, Qin Xiaoshan, who had undergone more than 100 chemotherapy treatments, almost declared his death because of Brother Funeral's concern.
But because of the denunciation of netizens, Brother Funeral was forced to withdraw, and Qin Xiaoshan came back from the dead!
You said he was misdiagnosed?
Who believes it!
Brother Funeral must be behind the scenes!
Since he wanted to face Brother Funeral head-on, he had to make good friends with netizens and use the power of netizens.
However, his previous works must not be recognized by netizens.
Therefore, I must take action!
After making the decision, Zhu Zhuanjia immediately clicked on Douying and canceled the cancellation application.
Then, more than 30 works were released in one breath.
[Young people suck?That's how it should be! 】
[It is recommended to cancel the winter and summer homework! 】
[It is recommended to give young people a house each! 】
[It is recommended to change the retirement age to 35! 】
[It is recommended that office workers take one day off and six days off, and refuse to work overtime! 】
【…】
"Ok!"
After posting the last piece of work, Zhu Zhuanjia took out half of all savings and bought all the data bonuses.
Just ask this kind of expert, which netizen doesn't like it?
Can that netizen watch him being sent away?
"Wait... I seem to have forgotten something... Brother Funeral said... Tell me not to suggest any more..."
"Hiss...don't care!"
Putting down the phone, Zhu Zhuanjia directly covered himself in the quilt, silently praying for the kindness of the netizens.
On the internet.
The facts were exactly as Zhu Zhuanjia expected, and the gimmick he threw out quickly attracted the attention of the majority of netizens.
However, netizens just dismissed his Arabian Nights idea, and the result was even more counterproductive.
[Not yet?I have said that you are not allowed to suggest, but you still dare to suggest? 】
[See for yourself, are you really reliable?I just bought a house with a loan. Now you say that each person will get one house? 】
【Are you encouraging my son to play games and skip class?My son was ruined by you! 】
[Retirement at more than 30, why do you let me drink northwest wind? 】
[Employees take seven days off last week, you're afraid that I won't go out of business, right? 】
【…】
funeral shop.
After chatting with the employees, Zhang Fan also had a preliminary understanding of the online loan industry.
Generally speaking, this kind of company takes advantage of the character of some young people who always want to consume ahead of time, adding profits layer by layer, and violently collecting money.
"I like to spend ahead of time, so why doesn't anyone book a funeral ahead of time?"
After making some complaints, Zhang Fan turned his head and scrolled through the short video.
With the disdainful efforts of big data, Zhang Fan came across a magical live broadcast room.
Screen name: Tiger Brother (Helping Young People Over Difficulties)
Live title: Brothers in debt come in to chat for a while, if the situation is serious, Brother Hu will help you settle it.
In the live broadcast, a bald man is wearing a mink coat and a big gold chain, looking very wealthy.
At this time, he had just finished connecting with a fan.
After thinking with a serious face, Brother Hu said:
"Family, I probably understand the situation of this little brother."
"I was ignorant when I was young, so I bought a car for my girlfriend in installments."
"Now that the two have broken up, the bank has already started suing him because he can't repay the loan."
"If you don't say that you have nothing left after licking the dog, your situation is really miserable."
"Well, look at the background, I sent you a contact information, add it, Brother Hu will help you pay back the money."
"Of course, I just lent it to you first, and I have to pay it back later. I'm not a rich man."
After hearing these words, Lianmai fans almost burst into tears: "Okay, okay! Thank you Brother Hu, Brother Hu, you will be my living parents from now on!"
Similarly, netizens in the live broadcast room also admire Brother Hu's righteous behavior.
[Brother Hu is awesome, if you want to borrow 5 yuan, you can borrow it! 】
[I can tell, Brother Hu is definitely a rich second generation, an angel investor! 】
[Brother Hu, I owe two, can you help me settle it! 】
[These days, there are not many kind-hearted people like Brother Hu, what a chivalrous heart! 】
[Brother Hu, something happened at home, can you borrow some money, I'll pay you interest! 】
【…】
"Okay, okay, everyone, don't worry, come one by one, if you have any difficulties, just ask Brother Hu!"
Seeing the praise on the barrage, Brother Hu was very satisfied.
In front of the live broadcast camera, Zhang Fan looked thoughtful.
"I'm in trouble, look for Brother Hu... It seems that my funeral shop can't keep going."
Chapter 72 No money, there is a 1k voucher.
Just as Zhang Fan was contemplating, the sound of the system came to mind.
[Induced lending 406 times, violent collection 98 times, success rate 100%, encountered stumbling blocks 9 times, resolution rate 100%, next collection rate 100%, chance of encountering stumbling blocks 100%, mortality rate 99%, potential customers, suggestions focus on! 】
"Good guy, 100% success rate, this guy is a ruthless guy!"
Hearing the probability displayed by the system, Zhang Fan was a little shocked.
You know, no matter what method you use for collection, the prerequisite for success must be that the other party has money.
It's not worth it if you snatch it back when you encounter a stubble, if you can ask for money from someone who has no money, this Brother Hu must have some tricks!
And this method is definitely a shameful method.
But it's hard to say whether he and Zhao Feng met the same anchor.
After all, a 100% success rate represents a personal success rate, not this black-hearted platform.
Now that the nature of this blogger has been determined, Zhang Fan no longer hesitates, raising his hand is a sign of attention.
Then a bullet screen was slowly sent out in the live broadcast room:
[Changhong Funeral Funeral One-stop Service Followed the anchor! 】
Changhong Funeral: [Anchor, my store's business is down, can you help me out?Fight a single, 75% discount. 】
"?"
Seeing these two messages on the public screen, the smile on Brother Hu's face instantly froze.
He and the netizens clicked on Zhang Fan's homepage at the same time to determine whether someone was following the trend.
Appraisal result: true at first glance.
Boom!
Brother Hu suddenly felt struck by lightning, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch unnaturally.
The rhythm of the live broadcast room was also taken into flight at this moment.
Because of Zhang Fan's assistance in solving the case several times before, netizens directly made a conclusion on Brother Hu's identity.
[Hehe, I have long seen that you are not a good person, usury you! 】
[Brother Funeral's knife only cuts cunning villains! 】
[Hahaha, didn't the anchor say that he can find you if he has any difficulties?Changhong Funeral is about to fail! 】
[One minute ago, I would have called you a hero, but now... a black-hearted lender. 】
【…】
"Mourning... brother funeral?"
This sudden accident caused Brother Hu to fall into panic.
However, before he could recover, another voice suddenly sounded in the room: "Brother Hu, the boss asked you to go."
"Let's go... I can't go, I might be in trouble." Brother Hu hesitated.
"Brother Hu, it doesn't count if I said this, you can tell the boss." The man continued.
"Ok."
Nodding his head, Brother Hu turned off the live broadcast, and then called the boss.
"Drip."
Soon after the call was connected, Brother Hu cut to the chase and said, "Boss, I really can't go today. Brother Funeral has paid attention to me."
"Don't talk about it with me. Brother Funeral can fuck you, but you are not the only one who can fuck you. Think about it yourself."
"drop."
There was a very gloomy voice on the other end of the phone.
Before Brother Hu could reply, he hung up the phone.
"..." The phone was hung up, and Brother Hu's expression was not very good.
This bastard, who was called Lao Tzu's gold medal collector two days ago, just lost money because he invested in a movie, so he turned his face when he said he would.
Damn it, losing money is none of my business, if it wasn't for the director being fucked up and being found out about a lot of things, would you be able to pay?
Although he was very dissatisfied, the threat from the boss forced him to compromise.
It's just that Brother Hu has had enough of these days.
Before leaving, he specially sent a private message to Zhang Fan: "Brother Funeral, I deserve it for doing these things, but I can't help myself, please pay attention to it, the day he died is the day I surrendered! @XXX. "
Last night, brother Hu packed his luggage and went out.
If this private message sinks into the sea, he can't help it.
……
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