I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

"I thought of something happy, just smile."

The old magic stick stroked the messy goatee, pretended to be calm and said:

"To be honest, I had expected that Changhong's funeral would come today seven days ago, but I didn't say it clearly."

"However, what the purpose of Changhong Funeral's visit today is that he has to say it himself. After all, the secret must not be leaked."

"Compared to everyone should be able to understand."

For the far-fetched explanation of the anchor, the water friends did not buy it.

Before he could finish speaking, there was a lot of ridicule in the comment area.

[Good guy, it was seven days ago, seven days ago, Brother Funeral wasn't popular yet! 】

[That's right, you expected a chicken feather! 】

【Secrets must not be leaked, and they have no skills at all. 】

[Come on, it's already this time, how can you save your life if you don't believe it, and still hold on? 】

[Master, I heard that your horoscope is quite strong, can you resist this wave? 】

【…】

Facing the ridicule from the water friends, the blogger could only pretend not to see it.

Right now, he just wants to invite Zhang Fan out of the live broadcast room quickly, and let him cancel it for himself by the way!

If the other party just wants to tell a simple fate, then try to say something nice.

After thinking for a while, he ignored the doubts from the water friends and asked Zhang Fan alone:

"Changhong's funeral, what are you?"

[?Awesome!Hard enough, Master! 】

The blogger asked a simple question, but was misled by the naughty water friends who love to work hard, and the barrage area suddenly boiled.

[That's right, what is your Changhong funeral?Do you dare to come to the Daxian live broadcast room to clamor? 】

[Master is awesome, he doesn't care about Brother Funeral at all! 】

[Funeral brother, take your life! (Sorry Brother Funeral, the voice is a bit loud.)]

[Changhong Funeral, what kind of a beast are you, came to the master's live broadcast room to make an axe? 】

【…】

I Nima...

Seeing the rhythm brought up in the live broadcast room, the blogger's face almost turned green.

It's not you who are paying attention to your feelings!

Watching the excitement one by one is not a big deal!

The corner of his mouth twitched twice, and the blogger quickly clarified:

"Don't get me wrong, I just want to ask the funeral brother if he agrees with this trip."

The behavior of the water friends also successfully amused Zhang Fan.

Netizens now have really strong ability to organize themselves.

With a slight smile, Zhang Fan sent out a bullet screen:

[Nothing interesting, I’m lucky, I know a little bit about divination, I see that my brother’s head is a little green, I’m here to remind you, by the way, for the anniversary of our store, we offer a one-stop service for funerals and funerals, and you can get a 75% discount if you book in advance. 】

As soon as Zhang Fan said this, the live broadcast room erupted instantly.

[Rubbish!Here he is, bringing that familiar set of words to sell! 】

[Okay, another one! 】

[Hahaha, there is a little green on the head, master, pay attention to the relationship between husband and wife! 】

[Master, you can't do it, can you? 】

[How should I put it, Brother Funeral also learned fortune-telling, is this a showdown? 】

[Master, I heard that you were only 1.6 meters last year, and you brought it to 1.9 meters with a hat? 】

【…】

The water friends are all joking with the mentality of watching the excitement, but the blogger himself is different.

Seeing the barrage from Zhang Fan, he froze in place.

A little green on the head?

This made him inadvertently think of his charming wife and her various weird behaviors.

Shopping with girlfriends?

Just running?

Hit your foot?

Are they all old classmates?

rough!

Originally, the blogger had doubts about his wife, but when he was reminded by the famous funeral brother, the suspicion in his heart became even stronger.

When the matter developed to this point, he had no intention of broadcasting live, so he waved goodbye to the screen on the spot.

"Family, I feel a little unwell. I will download first. If you have any problems, please private message me."

After finishing speaking, the master hurriedly turned off the live broadcast, and turned around to dial his wife's phone.

"Beep beep..."

"Hello? Where are you?"

"At your cousin's house?"

"Come back to me right now, and call your cousin, and I'll have a good drink with him!"

Chapter 39 Dude, dead money is hard to earn!

"If you don't come back today, don't spend any money on me in the future!"

The old god stick god stick was in a fit of anger, and he spoke very stubbornly, so he hung up the phone immediately after speaking.

"Damn it, there must be something wrong with this cousin!"

Shen stick threw the phone on the bed, turned around and remembered the important events in his life.

In fact, up to now, it doesn't matter whether there is a hat on the head or not.

Because I have been paid attention to by Brother Funeral, my time may be numbered.

It's not that he didn't think about contacting Zhang Fan in the past, begging Zhang Fan to come and cancel the pass.

But this idea is obviously unrealistic, because there are not a few bloggers who have begged Zhang Fan before, and they all ended in failure.

The last time that Qin Xiaoshan, so many netizens begged for mercy, he only canceled it at the last moment.

But after all, he is a pioneer in the fight against cancer. How can he have such a strong appeal if he is a big fool.

"Why don't you find a few colleagues to see?"

"Pull it down... a nest of mice, each blacker than the other..."

The master shook his head helplessly, and finally gave up the idea of ​​resistance.

Just leave it to your fate!

There is no need to live for a daughter-in-law like this who stays away from home all day long and is violent when she comes home!

But even if he was going to die, he had to figure out one thing before he left, whether or not his son was his own!

After thinking about it, the old god stick went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, sat quietly on the sofa, and waited for his wife and her cousin to arrive.

At the same time, on the Internet, after Zhang Fan paid attention to the old magic stick.

Zhang Fan's fans quickly found his new follower from his follow list.

According to the process, Zhang Fan's fans naturally wouldn't let this unlucky guy go, and flocked in.

Although I didn't find Zhang Fan's message under the work, it didn't affect the whole life of netizens in the slightest.

[Let's see what's going on, who messed with Brother Funeral again? 】

[Brother, I just arrived at a hospital this morning, can't I wait for the CD? 】

[Oh, Brother Funeral actually paid attention to a fortune teller this time! 】

[How do you say, this is to clean up the peers, are you going to monopolize? 】

[As we all know, Brother Funeral will not pay attention to others for no reason, saying, did you steal money from the merit box! 】

[That is, did you catch someone saying that Yintang is black again? 】

【Master, have you figured out that Brother Funeral will pay attention to you? 】

[Forget it, my elder brother has already followed you, prepare for the funeral! 】

[Didn't you watch the live broadcast?The funeral brother said that his head was a little green. 】

[Good guy... Don't mess with it, my dad just asked him to calculate it a few days ago! 】

【…】

After all, Zhang Fan is a big internet celebrity with more than 600 million fans, and his fans are very active.

In just 10 minutes, there were thousands of comments under Shengun's work.

Unfortunately, these comments are no different from death notices.

With Zhang Fan's new attention, the marketing account will naturally have new works.

It just so happened that Zhang Fan was paying attention to a fortune teller this time, which made them find the magic angle.

"What is the reason that a mysterious master who is considered exhaustive is downcast at the speed of light? "

"Look carefully, this man is live broadcasting fortune-telling, and suddenly a mysterious force thrills the live broadcast room! "

"The funeral brother said, your head is a little green, what is the meaning of this sentence?" "

"..."

Soon, one work after another was cut and flooded into major Internet platforms.

At this time, the cancer hospital is still the top hot topic on the Internet, but it does not hinder the popularity of "new attention" in the slightest.

In the funeral shop, Zhang Fan continued to use Douyin.

Regarding Xiaozhuang's funeral, he has already made all arrangements, and now he just wants to find a few clients as soon as possible.

After a while, Zhang Fan found another type that he had never seen before.

The name of the blogger is 'Country Treasure Collector Cui Hao'.

In the video, a handsome man is holding a pair of porcelain plates and smiling all over his face.

"Brothers, I just won two plates at the fellow's house, 28 pieces, is there anyone who knows how to do it?"

"Follow Cui Hao, I will take you to collect treasures in the village every day. In addition, anyone who has old objects in their hometown can contact me by private message and come to collect them. The price is the highest in the industry!"

"Also, if anyone likes these two dishes, you can also contact me. The price will be increased by 3000, and it will be used as a travel expense for my brother. Family members who like to collect don't miss it."

"Last time, an old iron from Nancheng contacted me, saying that there is a baby at home. I will go over at noon to have a look. If there is an old iron from Nancun who wants to ship, please contact me in advance!"

The video ends here.

Although it was the first time for Zhang Fan to get the anchor of Shoubao, he understood it after watching it.

This kid should be selling antiques at low prices and selling them at high prices.

Run all over the country, and only select relatively backward villages.

As for why they went to the countryside to harvest, it should be because some old people don't understand goods and are so foolish.

To put it bluntly, this thing is similar to a second-hand car, and Zhang Fan didn't have much interest after seeing it.