I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

"It's all redundant!"

As soon as this remark came out, the water friends burst into joy.

[Good guy, this is a professional counterpart! 】

[The funeral shop is not a good place to go. The ones enshrined there are either Taiyi or Bodhisattvas. You can’t see enough of them. 】

[Nezha is so in vain, it's not as good as Brother Yu, you kicked it all by yourself! 】

[I think it is still a question of whether you can go to the place. After all, Brother Funeral paid attention to it in the past, and he died in less than half a day. 】

[+1, I also feel that this is going to my own funeral, Brother Yu, prepare the money. 】

【…】

The barrage area was full of ridicule, which made Yu Jiangjun a little unexpected.

I thought that if I moved out the tattoo, not to mention scaring anyone, at least it would make netizens feel awe.

I didn't expect these netizens to be different from other guys. They took themselves as a joke, but some people cursed themselves to death!

This made him very upset, and he immediately took out his mobile phone and made a call.

"Brothers, take care, I will call Yi right now and let the team speed up!"

"Beep beep..."

Yu Jiangjun sat in the front car, while Huang Mao Xiaoyi sat in the rear car, which was convenient for controlling the formation.

At this moment, Huang Mao Xiaoyi also took advantage of the heat of the funeral and just finished a PK.

"Why isn't this kid picking up?"

Yu Jiangjun was a little impatient for the live camera money, he didn't want to be ashamed in front of so many netizens.

Soon, the call is connected.

Before Yu Jiangjun could speak, Huang Mao Xiaoyi's voice sounded from the other end:

"Hey brother, I'm attached to Ze, this kid is very popular."

"That...don't play with the Internet, I'm going to find him now, and I'll hang out with him in the future."

"drop……"

After a few hasty confessions, Xiaoyi hung up the phone.

Yu Jiangjun stared blankly at the phone, he was dumbfounded.

He didn't know what happened, and he couldn't believe his ears!

Yu Jiajun's No. [-] eldest brother, all of a sudden, he wants to mix with others?

After hesitating for a while, Yu Jiangjun called back a little at a loss.

However, after making several phone calls, the other party refused to answer.

At this time, a little yellow hair in the back row reminded: "Brother Yu, Brother Yi's car is gone."

"..."

Hearing this, Yu Jiangjun was completely dumbfounded, and froze in place with a bewildered face.

Seeing this scene, the water friends in the live broadcast room were also very shocked:

【what's the situation?program effect? 】

[Didn't it say that the two of them have resisted each other's knives? 】

[I just came out of the PK scene, it was PK punishment, but the person did run away. 】

[Laughing to death, the Yu Family Army has since disbanded! 】

【…】

After a moment of silence, Yu Jiangjun yelled at the driver: "Turn around, turn around right now, I'll ask this kid for clarification!"

"Brother Yu, double solid lines..."

The driver was about to dissuade him, but was interrupted by Yu Jiangjun sharply:

"What double solid lines, turn around for me, turn around now!"

"Go, go, go..."

The driver nodded helplessly, then turned the steering wheel.

However, as soon as the front of the car crossed the line, everyone saw a Tesla speeding towards the left lane.

Telala didn't intend to slow down at all, nor did she intend to give way.

It looks like... this Tesla is also out of control.

Chapter 13

Judging from the distance between the two cars, there was no room for dodge.

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Done!

"boom!"

In the blink of an eye, Trala crashed straight into the right side of the Mercedes.

The entire right front door was dented, and the fender and bumper were severely deformed.

Both cars crashed and stopped. Although Telala's condition was serious, the front of the car hit the body after all. Under the protection of seat belts and airbags, the owner of the car was fine.

On the side of the Mercedes-Benz, Yu Jiangjun was knocked unconscious and his body was firmly stuck.

This sudden accident made the water friends feel a little overwhelmed.

After a long period of calm, the barrage began to appear crazily.

[My grass?If I read correctly, that Tesla just now, right? 】

[Oops, Yu Jiangjun wants to break it! 】

[No way, the high and low is also a small Mercedes-Benz, so there should be no problem with the safety. 】

[Is the funeral brother working hard again? 】

[This is so evil, kill two birds with one stone, and Telala has two accidents a day, can you still mess around after this? 】

[Suddenly I feel that Brother Funeral is a little scary...]

[@长雨冰冰祭事一条服务, Azu, stop it! 】

【…】

The live broadcast was frozen before the two cars collided, and then fell into darkness. Netizens could only blame the noise, but the barrage area had already exploded.

"It's really bad luck!"

"Can you drive?!"

After climbing on the car for a long time, the owner of the Telala car recovered from his panic and cursed directly after getting off the car:

"The double solid line forced a U-turn, did you buy a house for the coach?"

"It deserves to kill you dogs!"

"Hey hey..."

On the Mercedes-Benz, the driver with the least injuries got out of the car with difficulty, and said helplessly, "Brother, you should slow down!"

"slow down?"

The car owner frowned slightly, patted the ugly hood and asked:

"Are you blind? Look at what kind of car this is. Can this car stop?"

The owner of the car was a little annoyed. Although the traffic accident was obviously the other party's full responsibility, if it could be avoided, he didn't want it to happen.

But the key problem is that the brakes of this broken car failed just now!

Originally, he made a special trip to return the car today, but he didn't expect to meet a second-bibi driver before he even went to the 4S shop.

"Brother, I'm sorry, please stop talking, we are fully responsible, please help save people."

Yu Jiangjun's driver brother kept a semblance of reason, and after apologizing, he asked the other party to help save people.

"Unlucky thing!"

The owner of the Tesla car complained, and then ran to help save people.

Soon, all the yellow hairs except Yu Jiangjun were pulled out.

The three people in the back row were all bleeding, but their lives were not in danger yet.

It's just that Yu Jiangjun's thigh was stuck in because of the dented car door.

Several people worked together to pry for a long time, but they didn't pry the car door at all.

They had no choice but to stand still and wait for rescue.

……

10 minutes later, the medical team and fire brigade arrived at the scene.

After successfully pulling Yu Jiangjun out of the car, the rescue doctor quickly carried out emergency treatment.

Yu Jiangjun was a fortune teller and did not die on the spot, but his injuries were serious and he had to be hospitalized immediately for treatment.

After the owner of the Tesla car sent everyone away, he took out his mobile phone and sent a voice message in a chat group called [Terala Car Friends General Group]:

"Friends, be careful when returning the car. This car cannot be driven. I suggest that you find a tow truck or ask them to collect it at your door. I just broke down the brakes again. I almost killed someone. It's too evil. This car must be returned. !"

After sending the voice, the car owner sent a few photos of the scene. In addition, there was a photo of his driver's license with 17 years of driving experience.

This group chat is the general group of Daxia Telala, with a total number of nearly 2000 people, all of whom are high-end car enthusiasts from all over the country.

Among them, the evaluation said that there are not a few car owners, and there are even a few bosses who specialize in Tesla rental.

Originally, everyone was concerned about the safety of the car. After seeing this news, everyone responded one after another.

[Liang Zichao's father]: "Terala's safety is really lame. There have never been such safety accidents in foreign countries. I think car manufacturers treat us like leeks!"

[AAA car rental]: "Garbage leek car, take it, I just pre-ordered 8 a few days ago, and I immediately refunded it, I will do it if the deposit is less!"

[Lotus Jewelry]: "Yes, everyone must unite, and the deposit must be fully refunded!"

"Brother Wang is the first batch of old car owners. I still believe his words. It seems that Telala will not be able to drive in the future."

"Leek car! Every after-sales explanation is that the driver has a certain responsibility. I don't believe that Wang Ge has 17 years of driving experience and can step on the brake instead of the accelerator!"

"Get out of the car! Get out of the car!"

……

Another half hour passed.

It was less than an hour before the accident happened.

But this incident has already caused quite a stir on the Internet.

[Have you heard?Yu Jiangjun went to the real funeral brother, and was hit by a Tesla, and the reason was that the brakes failed. 】

[What's going on, is this Telala a technical reason, or is it the reason why Brother Funeral pays attention. 】

[What the hell... Even if the death of a person can be predicted, the death of a car company can also be predicted? 】

[It's too evil, go and see Brother Funeral's latest work, he seems to be able to control ghost soldiers and generals! 】

[Yin soldiers and ghost generals are too nonsense, but Brother Funeral pays attention to people's evil nature, I am sexual. 】

[Yeah, Yu Jiangjun has only been paid attention to for a few hours, but I heard that he was sent to the hospital, so I guess he hasn't finished yet, but I think he will not dare to fight hard with the funeral brother after he comes. 】

[Telala can't drive, hurry up and go bankrupt! 】

[I just bought the Tesla, return the car for me! 】

……

funeral shop.