I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

The sky was getting dark, and Zhang Fan was still sitting in the store playing with his mobile phone.

Regarding Yu Jiangjun's matter, Zhang Fan didn't take it seriously, but Zhao Yong and Wang Kai did.

Because he was afraid of being beaten, he kept following up on the Internet and searched for related matters about Yu Jiangjun.

After learning about Yu Jiangjun being bumped, Zhao Yong immediately said: "Boss, do you have any superpowers? Yu Jiangjun was bumped?"

"is it?"

Zhang Fan clicked on the background a little unexpectedly, and as expected, the rhythm of netizens' comments changed again.

[Brother Funeral, you are so ruthless, Yu Jiangjun is screwed! 】

[It's too miserable, and Telala can't escape the devil's catch, Brother Funeral is really scary! 】

[666, Brother Funeral, I'll go to your store to buy something, don't pay attention to you in our village from now on. 】

【Borer, please pay attention to my ex-boyfriend, thanks! 】

【…】

"A car accident..."

After simply flipping through the comments, Zhang Fan looked thoughtful.

The previous prediction of the system was that 99% of the deaths in fights, if it was a car accident... it should not be sent away.

After all, this kid also drives a Mercedes-Benz, so the safety is not so bad.

However, he still believed in the system's predictions, and it might be time for Ga Ye to be real to others next time.

"Then it's all right, put away your things and get off work."

Zhang Fan didn't explain these ideas to Zhao Yong, but called them to go out and take back the goods.

"Row!"

After a false alarm, the two breathed a sigh of relief, and hurried out to take back the props.

However, while Zhang Fan was waiting, a system voice sounded in his mind again:

"Congratulations to the host, you have a preliminary understanding of the system!"

"The funeral mission has been successfully launched!"

Chapter 14 Ding, Nancheng Security has followed you!

[Current task: pay attention to potential targets, and make a one-stop order after the customer dies! 】

[After the order is completed, the host will receive a bounty ten times the funeral fee! 】

[Task Reward: Obtain one-tenth of the customer's lifespan. After inheriting the lifespan, the host will obtain part of the customer's memory archive, storage and system space]

[The host's current remaining lifespan: 57 years. 】

"Good guy, is it immortal?"

After listening to the system's explanation, Zhang Fan was a little shocked.

Sure enough, I used to underestimate the ability of the system.

A customer can add several years of life expectancy. If the business explodes in the future, living for 2000 years does not seem to be a problem.

And the system not only gives life span, but also a bounty that is ten times the funeral expenses.

You must know that in the current environment, a trivial matter can cost tens of thousands of dollars at least, and many people can't afford to die.

Of course, compared to the bounty, the most important thing is to extend the lifespan.

As for inheriting memory, it seems to be useless at present.

After thinking about it for a while, Zhang Fan focused on the next customer.

I was surfing the Internet before, and although I followed a few potential customers, it was a bit too far away from my shop.

Even if Changhong Funeral gained some fame on the Internet, but everyone left, it is impossible for the family members to travel thousands of miles to Nancheng to do funeral affairs.

It seems that in the future, I should put more attention on the same city.

In a daze, Zhao Yong and Zhao Yong had already packed the goods and put them back in the warehouse, and stood at the door of the store waiting for Zhang Fan to call off work.

It was almost revealed today, and the two of them had the guts to accompany them in the store, so Zhang Fan naturally wanted to express it, and immediately suggested: "It's been a hard day today, let's go out and have a little gathering."

"Okay, how about two drinks? The boss treats you!"

"I have to drink two glasses, I was almost shocked by the truth!"

The two readily agreed, closed the store, and the three found a small restaurant.

Ordered a few dishes and opened a bottle of wine.

While pushing cups and changing cups, Zhao Yong couldn't help asking: "Boss, your account is very evil, who are you following, and what's the situation?"

"That's right, if people don't know, they think you are stabbing people in the store." Wang Kai continued.

Zhang Fan raised his eyebrows and jokingly said, "Isn't what we do just piercing people? Paper figurines and straw figurines are similar."

As soon as these words came out, the corners of the mouths of the two couldn't help twitching.

"This... can this be the same?"

"Haha, just kidding."

Zhang Fan smiled and explained: "It's just a coincidence. Look at the people I follow, who didn't do it by themselves?"

"Well... kicking the hall, real people, cheating money... it seems to be."

Zhao Yong nodded thoughtfully, but Wang Kai at the side was a little puzzled and asked:

"How do you explain what happened to Telala? I just watched the video, and 4S stores all over the country are overcrowded by people returning cars. People who have bought cars for thousands of years are going to return them."

"It has nothing to do with me... The customer was his first love, and he treated the customer as a leek."

Zhang Fan shook his head, and while drinking, he spoke out his inner plan:

"Both of you are old people in the store. Let me tell you the truth. Now our store has more than 100 million fans on the Douying account. I guess it will grow and grow even stronger in the future."

"But... I don't want to make money through webcasting. At most, I want to get some customers through the platform. After all, it's the rules left by the ancestors. I also hope that you two don't broadcast live online under the name of Changhong Funeral. The reason You should all understand."

"There may be more orders in the future, everyone has worked hard, and I will not lose the bonus."

"Well, of course."

The two nodded in response, and they had nothing to say about Zhang Fan's small request.

There are rules in one line of work, and funeral shops make money from dead people.

And the funeral industry has always had an unwritten rule, that is, you can't make money with a smile.

The dead are the greatest, and we must have awe of life.

The entire funeral service process must be solemn enough.

Because "ruthless people don't die" is unpopular.

Of course, after thousands of years of baptism, this rule gradually began to be downplayed.

Many funeral shops greet customers with smiles when they enter the door, and then enthusiastically sell their products to customers like houses or cars.

As for Changhong Funeral, it has always followed this rule, which is also the reason why the store's business is not ideal.

"Eat and eat."

……

After eating and drinking enough, the three of them went home separately.

Zhang Fan was overwhelmed with alcohol, so he went back to the rental house and lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

At the same time, the rhythm of "Changhong Funeral" on the Internet is expanding crazily.

"The owner of the funeral shop can say life and death!" "

"Because of Brother Funeral's attention, the owners of Telala returned their cars collectively. "

"Is it the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature? Just because of his attention, a mother and child died tragically on the street!" "

"Look carefully, this funeral shop has gone so crazy in order to sell funeral supplies! "

"..."

The marketing account is crazy about the popularity, and various works related to Changhong's funeral are constantly being promoted, and each video has more comments than likes.

Even Zhang San, an extrajudicial lunatic known by netizens, personally posted a video popular science:

"You paid attention to him, and he died within a few hours. Did you break the law? Of course not...We usually talk about..."

The staff in charge of manual review in the backstage of Douying are all stupid.

There are many old employees who have been working for several years, but they have never seen such an exaggerated rhythm.

After all, most people still value their lives. A life-like Grim Reaper appeared on the Internet. Even old men and women in their 80s and [-]s registered accounts overnight, just to pay attention to Zhang Fan, and wanted to ask Zhang Fan how much time they had left. Good day.

'Changhong Funeral' is so popular all over the Internet that even food bloggers' videos will have this prompt:

Everyone is searching:Changhong Funeral One-stop service for funerals.

There are also quite a few netizens who love to work around, they have changed their screen names to 'XX One-stop service for funerals and burials', and sell various goods in the comment area.

In one day, all five people Zhang Fan followed had accidents, which made netizens believe it or not.

……

After a night of fermentation, Zhang Fan gained 300 million fans, and the total number of fans reached 444 million.

Of course, this is not his limit, but because there were too many people following that night, and the backend of the APP malfunctioned, which caused the refresh of Zhang Fan's fan count to be delayed, stuck at 444 million.

444 is just an ordinary number, but it looks very strange when it is stuck under Zhang Fan's account.

Netizens also sent out various fantasies in the comment area:

[What's the situation, Brother Funeral's fan book is not moving anymore. I refreshed it every few minutes before, and every time it can increase by tens of thousands. 】

[I heard that it was a background card, but this number is a bit scary! 】

[?Officially licensed Grim Reaper?Follow who and who 444? 】

[Standing on the horse, I thought I was the only one who couldn't move, I was so scared that I didn't fall asleep all night! 】

【…】

Overnight, Changhong Funeral jumped out of the short video circle and directly swept the hot searches on major websites.

#Changhong Funeral

#Changhong Funeral Boss

#死神真人版 The main character is selected by default

#One attention, killing invisible

#…

Similarly, the official is no exception.

South City.

As soon as the police uncles went to work, they received a notice of an emergency meeting.

At this point, the meeting is in full swing.

Chapter 15

meeting room.

A well-built, well-dressed man in his thirties sat at the lecture.

This person is the director of Nancheng Security Bureau, Xiao Shan.

At this time, five portraits were displayed on the big screen, which were Zhang Fan and several anchors he had followed.

Seeing that it was almost time for people to come, Xiao Shan stood up, pointed to Zhang Fan's photo on the big screen, and spoke seriously.

"Zhang Fan, owner of Changhong Funeral Shop, everyone should have heard about the past two days, right? It doesn't matter if you don't know, I will tell you again."