I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

#打打老张喵问雷龙

#Lao Zhang threatened to break the front teeth of Thunder Dragon

The video went viral, and careful netizens soon discovered it.

When Lao Zhang first started clamoring to kick the hall, a user called "Changhong Funeral and Funeral One-stop" reminded him.

According to the original rhythm, if the funeral owner takes the initiative to find a customer, he will inevitably be cursed by netizens.

There is no other reason.

unlucky!

He is a living person, you sell funeral services to others, and you even get a one-stop discount, what is the difference between this and scolding?

But the key problem is that Lao Zhang is really screwed up, and the nature of this is different...

It just so happened that Lao Zhang was the most arrogant in the video, with arrogance written all over his face, and a message popped up in the barrage area.

"User 'Changhong Funeral Funeral One-stop' followed the anchor!"

This scene was intercepted by netizens, and soon met the standard of explosion.

The screenshot of the video was forwarded frantically by netizens, and the unscrupulous marketing account even took advantage of it.

"Look carefully, this man is about to kick the parlor, at this moment, a mysterious funeral owner appeared in the barrage area..."

"A netizen broke the news that a fighting blogger was reminded by a funeral owner when he was kicking the gym, but the blogger didn't take it seriously, and unfortunately died... What do you think about this?"

"Yes, I was watching the live broadcast at the time, and found that a netizen named Changhong Funeral followed Lao Zhang. It felt a little funny, so I recorded the screen. I didn't expect Lao Zhang to have an accident..."

Various video numbers, combined with their exclusive BGM, quickly raised the popularity of the video to a higher level.

Netizens, not surprisingly, noticed Zhang Fan's barrage.

Many netizens followed the user name in the video to search and commented on Zhang Fan's previous videos.

[Brother... your business vision is really vicious! 】

[Awesome, I won't watch the next season of Reaper Note without you! 】

[I only obey you when it comes to business. 】

[God prophesied, I was really carried away by your crow's mouth! 】

【unlucky! 】

[To the point, correct, to the point, beyond doubt...]

[Let's go, let's go, it's just a blind cat meeting a dead mouse. 】

【…】

……

the next morning.

After a night of fermentation, the popularity of fighting Lao Zhang has reached the second place in the entire network.

And the most popular one belongs to the barrage sent by Zhang Fan.

After all, the funeral parlor pays attention to the dead bloggers, which is a very dramatic scene. Coupled with the unexpected sudden death of Lao Zhang, the topic immediately exploded.

As for how popular it is, Zhang Fan's top video alone has more than 50 likes and millions of comments.

Many netizens even sent private messages to Zhang Fan in the background with a curious attitude.

In addition, many netizens changed their names overnight: so-and-so funeral one-stop.

Now whenever there is a video showing your face, you can always see the comments on the funeral discount at the bottom of the video.

When Zhang Fan woke up, he was a little dazed when he saw the prompt message from 99 Plus in the background of the short video.

But when he clicked on it, his heart instantly understood.

Good guy, this old Zhang was so loud that he was beaten to death with one punch...

The sneak attack failed, and he said he was careless.

He really understood the effect of the live broadcast, but unfortunately, he was carried away.

It's really how arrogant it is when kicking the pavilion, and how embarrassing it is when it is carried away.

However, regarding the death of Lao Zhang, Zhang Fan did not feel much fluctuation in his heart.

There are too many people who commit suicide in this world, one more is not too many, one less is not less.

What surprised Zhang Fan even more was the change in his backstage fans.

Overnight, the number of views of the top video increased by more than 100 million.

Although most of the netizens came to watch the excitement, the number of fans still exceeded [-].

Fifty thousand, although not much, is still a good traffic flow for a funeral parlor like my own that is close to bankruptcy.

What's more, the heat of yesterday's incident has not subsided, and many netizens are still @自己 everywhere.

It must not be long before Changhong Funeral's popularity in Nancheng will rise to a higher level!

It's a pity that Lao Zhang's order was not negotiated. It seems that we must be more active in finding customers in the future.

Although it has become popular on the Internet, the top priority is to negotiate a few big orders early, after all, the rewards of the system are very generous.

Get up, wash up, open the door.

While waiting for the employees to clock in, Zhang Fan leaned on the bench and started watching the video.

"Let me see, today is the unlucky guy who was selected by the system."

Chapter 5 It's so pitiful, pay attention to the first hand

It should be due to the push of big data. Every few swipes, Zhang Fan can always find videos related to Lao Zhang.

According to Internet practice, whenever there is a human life, there are always a few Erbi comments below the video:

"Unintentionally swiped, excuse me."

"Buddha bless, please find my brother XXX if you need anything."

Zhang Fan was naturally indifferent to such boring comments.

However, big data is powerful, he just stayed in the comment area for a short while, and was selected by big data.

In the next ten minutes, Zhang Fan could always find some "positive energy" videos.

For example, praying to Buddha for incense, poverty alleviation in rural areas, releasing animals by the sea, etc.

Not long after, Zhang Fan came across a near-abnormal release video.

In the video, an aunt stands by the sea, and there are several fishing boats parked in the sea.

The fishing boat was slowly driving in the middle of the sea, and at the same time, a large number of catfish were thrown into the sea.

"Have you seen the scene of releasing animals? Were you very moved?"

"Fish, go home early and reunite with your wife and children!"

"You must bless me, and bless every friend who has seen the video!"

The blogger's name is 'Vegetarian Wang Jie'.

Obviously, this is a blogger who specializes in releasing animals. He spends money to buy some small animals to release animals. It is called, accumulating merit and making good fortune.

Under normal circumstances, this kind of inexplicable behavior would not be recognized by the public.

But there are all kinds of birds in the forest, and there are not a few netizens on the Internet who like to release animals and accumulate virtue.

With the support of many "Xiu De" netizens, the popularity of the video continues to rise.

The video was posted two days ago. When Zhang Fan saw this video, the number of likes had exceeded 30!

The main reason why this video became popular is that the blogger's behavior is too weird.

She is not an ordinary release, but spent nearly 10 yuan to buy a full [-] catties of catfish!

Most netizens don't quite understand this behavior, and the result is that the number of comments is several times the number of likes.

【Uh... I just want to ask, how many bad things have you done? 】

[Ask if you don't understand, how big a crime is this?Breaking the rules of heaven? 】

【I'm so touched, Xiaoyu can go home!woo woo woo~]

[Little Heizi go away, Sister Wang has done so much good deeds by releasing so many catfish!Buddha]

[Send the location, I'm going to go with my fishing friends and I'm ready to go! 】

[This swarm of bees will not all die?This is the first time I have seen a living Bodhisattva and a living Hades. 】

【…】

"Old sister is really rich..."

Zhang Fan complained that he didn't quite understand this kind of behavior.

However, everyone has their own ambitions, and Zhang Fan did not comment on the fact that they spent their own money.

But just as he was about to swipe away, the system's notification sounded again in his mind.

"A total of 77 seaside dangers have been involved, and the next seaside behavior has a 100% chance of being dangerous! The chance of encountering a shipwreck is 100%! The mortality rate is 99%! Accurate customers, the host can pay attention and strive to win the order!"

uh-huh?

Zhang Fan showed doubts.

What's the situation?

Is there something wrong with the system.

How can there be such a high mortality rate when people just put fish on the beach?

Does this old sister pray for good fortune every day, but it doesn't help at all?

Or do you mean... Consummation of merit and virtue, about to become a fairy?

"It doesn't matter, the system shouldn't go wrong."

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan raised his hand and clicked Follow.

It doesn't mean anything else, just like seeing what can be released by releasing fish.

"Changhong Funeral One-stop Funeral Service has paid attention to you!"

Out of kindness, Zhang Fan specially reminded him before soliciting business.

[Sister, be careful when you go to the beach. Next time, you'd better put on protective clothing. By the way, doing good deeds requires rain and dew. There are also many homeless orphans down here. You can buy some Ming coins in our store to take care of them.In addition, our store is celebrating its anniversary, and we are now making reservations...Goutou]

After posting a comment, Zhang Fan swiped away and scrolled to the next video.

About ten minutes later, the employees of the funeral parlor came in one after another to check in.

At this time, Zhao Yonglai, the paper-making master in the store, walked up to Zhang Fan and whispered:

"Boss, I want to take a leave of absence."

"Yes, there's not much business in the store recently."

Zhang Fan nodded and asked, "How many days?"

Zhao Yong showed hesitation, and said with some embarrassment: "Half a month, I want to get a hemorrhoid."

"Gah what?"

Before Zhang Fan could make a decision, another employee, Wang Kai, came forward, patted Zhao Yong on the shoulder and joked:

"Brother Yong, hemorrhoids can't be messed up, it's easy to kill people!"

Zhao Yong glanced at Wang Kai: "Fuck off, I haven't heard of anyone dying from hemorrhoids."

"I'll go, you still don't believe me!"

Wang Kai stared, and said solemnly: "Yesterday afternoon, there was a guy with hemorrhoids, and he was gone this morning!"

Said, Wang Kai took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and opened the column of liking.

"Look, this is the person who posted a video before he got hemorrhoids!"