I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

"Let's split up, you go post the video, and I'll go find the eminent monk."

"Husbands and wives are of one mind, and their profits cut off gold!"

Hearing this, the proprietress was already in tears, and looked at the bald head affectionately.

"Okay, husband and wife are of one heart, one heart!"

In the end, with the hard work of running the train with a bald head and a full mouth, the proprietress chose to believe in the pillow man.

She handed over all her wealth to the bald head and asked him to go to the mountains to consult eminent monks.

As for herself, she deliberately messed up her hair and posted a video while sitting on the ground.

In fact, long after Zhang Fan paid attention to Chang Lichang, careful netizens had already discovered it in advance.

After all, they follow so-and-so, and they follow several people a day. Many netizens are holding their mobile phones, constantly refreshing Zhang Fan's follow list.

This also led to the fact that the video of the proprietress was reposted by many netizens as soon as it was released, and she was ready to become popular at any time.

……

And at the same time.

funeral shop.

After Zhang Fan sent the police away, he checked his backstage.

At present, the number of fans on his account has exceeded 500 million immediately.

Comments, likes, and private messages are still 99+

After a brief look, Zhang Fan frowned.

In the past, most of them were some neat netizens, and he just glanced at them and passed by.

But this time it was different. There were a lot of doubts and criticisms this time.

[Brother Funeral, Xiao Zhuang's accident, are you taking revenge? 】

【Borer, are you hype? 】

[Is the team still short of people? 】

[I saw that you paid attention to Pao Lai Mian, what does this mean? 】

[Please put away the butcher knife, I have already called the police! 】

【…】

"Forehead……"

After reading a few more, Zhang Fan's face was almost dark.

If it is misunderstood by netizens, this matter will be much more serious.

If their deaths were because they were paid attention to by themselves, wouldn't they become murderers?

How can there be such a strange thing, and I am not the king of Hades!

Even if I don't pay attention, they should still have to ga, I just want to get more orders.

This kind of scapegoat cannot be recited indiscriminately, and everything that is said has to be clarified.

So, Zhang Fan intercepted news about Xiaozhuang's accident and posted a graphic work.

"I am deeply sympathetic to Xiaozhuang's death. If the deceased's parents are willing to hand over the offspring to our store, we can provide a 7% discount service."

"In addition, I have to clarify some things. I paid attention only to remind him to pay attention to safety. It has no other meaning, and there is no so-called revenge. I hope everyone believes in science and treats it rationally."

"I'm just a small funeral shop owner. How could I have such superpowers? Even if I did, I would never kill someone just because of a trivial matter..."

The matter was under heated discussion. Once Zhang Fan's work was released, it soon welcomed a large number of netizens to watch.

After reading Zhang Fan's explanation, many netizens left their own opinions.

[This matter is indeed a bit evil, but if you want to insist, you can only blame him for being unlucky, Brother Funeral has a good vision. 】

【Do not believe!You can tell the difference between life and death, just look at how many you have done! 】

[You said you didn't take revenge, I believe it, you said you didn't have this evil nature, only ghosts would believe it! 】

[Okay, I believe you are innocent, please don't pay attention to people again in the future! 】

【…】

At the beginning of the period, Zhang Fan's comment area was quite normal.

But as the highly surfing netizens left, the comment area became neat and consistent.

[@泡来面去, go and see what she said? 】

[@泡来面去, you can’t even afford to eat instant noodles? 】

[He has followers, it's revenge!Everyone, go here to see @泡来面思! 】

【…】

In just 5 minutes, hundreds of comments were all posted on @巷来面思, and the onlookers turned their heads and questioned after reading it.

[What do you mean by latest attention, can you explain? 】

[Last second, you said you didn't have revenge, but the next second you pay attention to others because instant noodles are expensive? 】

【Damn it, I thought you were going to attack bad merchants, but it turned out that you were seeking revenge! 】

[Don't go too far, because of a small matter, how many people do you want to kill? 】

[There are crabs, lobsters, and steaks. This bowl costs you three hundred. Is it expensive? 】

[Good guy, to open a funeral shop, you have to worry about 300 yuan, right? 】

【…】

The release time of Zhang Fan's work and Pao Lai Mian Wang's work is less than 10 minutes apart.

The popularity of Changhong's funeral, coupled with the crying of the proprietress, quickly made this matter a hot topic.

The staff of the marketing account are all stupid. I haven't finished editing the last video that clarified you. Why are you here again?

Although it is a bit big-headed, the marketing account will never let go of any hot spots.

Soon, works poured into the network one after another.

"Retaliation or Coincidence?Changhong Funeral explained it in person! "

"Revenge, revenge again!Changhong's funeral has no law. After the locomotive incident, he paid attention to others because of a meal of instant noodles! "

"Small belly and chicken intestines!Uncover the hypocritical mask of Changhong Funeral! "

"..."

funeral shop.

Zhang Fangang washed and dried the clothes that were soiled in the morning, and picked up the phone again.

What he didn't expect was that in just a short while, he was actually stone hammered!

Tens of thousands of people @ him watched a video and asked him to give an explanation.

"what's the situation?"

Zhang Fan was a little confused, but more confused.

He followed the netizen's @, and clicked on the crying video posted by Pao Lai Mian.

The protagonist of the video is the proprietress of the food stall who ran away this morning.

In the video, she is even more disheveled, haggard, tearful, and full of sadness:

"Family, my bowl of instant noodles includes lobster, wagyu beef, abalone, and sea cucumber. Even the instant noodle soup is made with traditional Chinese medicine. I sell such a luxurious bowl of noodles for 100 yuan. Is it expensive?"

"I asked myself with my conscience, and the answer is that it is not expensive at all. In order to promote word of mouth, I even posted a lot."

"However, three people came to eat noodles this morning, and they thought it was expensive!"

"It's fine if you think it's too expensive. At worst, I'll give you a discount. It's okay to have a free meal!"

"I never expected that he would kill me just because of some dispute over the price!"

"Where is the law of heaven, where is the law of the king!"

"That's right, this person is Changhong Funeral, the most popular funeral shop in Nancheng recently!"

"Everyone has heard, there is a guy riding a motorcycle, because he splashed rain all over his body, he paid attention to revenge, it's already too bad, it's too miserable!"

"Today, because of the three bowls of instant noodles, he paid attention to me again!"

"It's over, I'm dying... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

"woo woo woo woo……"

"Good guy, this is really shameless!"

After hearing the boss's cry, Zhang Fan was stunned.

The part of the Internet, the part of Bo sympathy, really makes you understand!

How can there be lobster and beef?What about sea cucumbers?What about abalone?

Who made this?

Isn't it just small white shrimp with bacon meatballs?

As long as there is one of the things you mentioned, I don’t think it’s too expensive for a bowl of [-]!

Wait... Where did one hundred come from, isn't it one thousand per bowl?

My mother, you woman, you are full of bad water!

Chapter 24

Obviously it was you who said that you could enjoy discounts if you followed me, but in the end it was you who I paid attention to for revenge!

Distorting the facts, shameless!

Anyone who is maliciously slandered and slandered like this makes everyone angry, and Zhang Fan is no exception.

However, most of the netizens who didn't know the truth were misled by the proprietress, and expressed sympathy and malice towards Zhang Fan.

[Sister, don't be afraid, I don't believe it, this guy dares to retaliate blatantly! 】

[What is this for?Changhong Funeral now doesn't betray anyone in revenge, right? 】

【Too arrogant!Damn it!It's so vicious!Too cruel!Damn it! 】

[I post this post as proof, if one day the proprietress dies, Changhong Funeral will be the murderer! 】

[Don't make trouble, I'm from Nancheng, are you sure that this bowl is 100? @小李呀, Brother Li, tell me! 】

Xiao Li: [I'm afraid you have to pay 3000 million for this bowl, right?This kind of unscrupulous businessman should be damned, asking 200 for a bowl of instant noodles this morning! 】

[The two raw melon eggs, go away, even if the price is [-] million, you don't have to eat it, why should you pay attention to others? 】

Xiao Li: [You're so old, it's expensive to meet up, and there's an event at his house, you can get a [-]% discount for paying attention!Don't be mistaken! 】

[Bagpipes are heard in the distance! 】

【…】

Although there are one or two netizens on Qingyang Street in the comment area who know their faces and faces, but in the face of a sea of ​​followers, their words are not contagious at all.

Looking at the one-sided comments, Zhang Fan's teeth were itchy, and he immediately withdrew his words in the comment area, intending to announce the truth of the matter.

However, halfway through typing, a system prompt sounded in my mind.

[The number of times of domestic violence is 79, the number of times of being cheated by the husband is 204 times, the probability of being raped next time is 60%, the mortality rate of domestic violence is 15%, the probability of being cheated by the husband next time is 99%, and the probability of being cheated by the husband is 100%! 】

[Prospective customers, it is recommended to get close! 】

"Oh? Domestic violence?"

Hearing the prompt from the system, Zhang Fan showed doubts.

The proprietress was setting up a stall outside by herself. She thought she was an independent woman, but she didn't expect the number of domestic violence to be so exaggerated...

Sympathy is sympathy, but innocence can't be avoided.