Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

Lin Xiaobei traveled through time in a dream. He dreamed that there was a middle-aged man with a beautiful beard who smiled and said to himself, go to the Han Dynasty and experience it. I will make your name last forever.Lin Xiaobei said, oh, I don't care.The old man continued to smile wretchedly, and said, yes, that's how it feels, this temper is too good for me, well, let's go today, remember, your name is Dongfang Shuo.Lin Xiaobei woke up frightened. After all, the dream was so real. After he saw the surrounding decorations, he woke up completely. He was silent and kept silent. After a while, there was a loud shout from the servant's room. Dongfang Shuo ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Regarding Dongfang Shuo, different people have different opinions. Some people say that he is wise, pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and is an extremely black-bellied person.Some people said that he was a tragedy, that he could not be reused in his life, and finally left Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, mad and depressed.For Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Dongfang Shuo was an absolute exception. He was absurd, funny, and unkempt, but he was full of knowledge and talent.So the still young and handsome Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said to the worried Empress Dowager: "Since I dare to use him, I must have a way to control him. Empress Mother, I assure you that as long as I reign for one day, he Dongfang Shuo will definitely be a female." Under me." A history that is not tragic, a love story that is not tragic.I don't like Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, so let me turn you into a boss who can't stand up for a lifetime.Amen.