Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

"Your Excellency is so perverse, you are still in good spirits after sleeping for five days, and you just made fun of Yan'er when you woke up." As he spoke, he came over with a basin, and Lin Xiaobei was already sitting on the stool, smelling the fragrance of the beautiful woman, quite Some are on pins and needles.

The beauty laughed again and said: "My lord told Sima Shilang to rest for five days when he came back. Even if the sky fell, he couldn't bother me. I thought I had enough sleep. It's not bad for an hour." Then he dipped the towel into the basin , with slender hands, rubbing gently.

Dongfang Shuo slept for five days?Lin Xiaobei thought to himself, but his face remained calm, and he said, "Does Yan'er know what happened in the past five days?"

The woman took out the towel, twisted it a little, and put it on Lin Xiaobei's face, saying: "I guess my lord will ask when he wakes up, so I specially sent Daoer to ask. The emperor saw Mr. Sima, He praised his talent and appointed him as a servant. His wife, Zhuo Wenjun, also received a first-rank imperial order, and she only waited for her marriage to give birth to a son. Sima Shilang said the day before yesterday that he would not get married until the adults woke up, and the date was set on the fifth day of the next month."

Lin Xiaobei raised his head, let the woman wipe her face, and said, "He is kind and righteous."

"Isn't that right? The whole Chang'an people say that Master Sima is so talented and suave, and Zhuo Wenjun is so talented and beautiful, and loves mandarin ducks. It's really enviable." The woman took another clean towel and wiped it for Lin Xiaobei. Only then did he pick up the peach comb and straighten his messy hair.

"Then Yan'er is tempted?" Lin Xiaobei felt very comfortable in the quilt, and couldn't help teasing again.

"Your Excellency, you are so bad!" Yan'er gave Dongfang Shuo a light hammer, and said coquettishly, "Since she married an adult, Yan'er has been single-minded and never looks at other men. Look at my head. Oh, look at my memory." Yan'er stomped her feet suddenly, and said anxiously, "It is said that the censor doctor, Mr. Zhao, and Mr. Lang Zhongling Wang offended the empress dowager, and they were demoted and imprisoned. After asking about beheading, the emperor sent the proud father-in-law to report, and asked the lord to help. It's just that the lord can't wake up after shaking from side to side, so he can only mediate until the lord wakes up."

Zhao Wan and Wang Zang?These two people popped up in Lin Xiaobei's mind.Both of them were students of Shen Pei, disciples of Confucianism, and discussed with Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty many times about matters such as Li Ming Tang and Feng Chan.He once wrote to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, suggesting that there is no need to make trouble with Dou Yi, which offended the Empress Dowager, and ended up in jail, where he died, which is a pity.Could it be that I hope to change the fate of the two of them?But wouldn't that just change history?Lin Xiaobei rubbed his chin, but also his beard.

Forget it, don't care, who made the person in Dongfang Shuo's shell become him, Lin Xiaobei!

Then that Lingguang's head started to run fast, thinking of any way to save the two of them, but not to offend the witch-level boss of the Empress Dowager.

"My lord, my lord?" Yan'er called out.

"Huh? Well, I was thinking about something. If Yan'er has nothing to do, shave my mustache for me." Lin Xiaobei came back to his senses, and saw that his hair was combed neatly in front of the bronze mirror, and he became more energetic. , So he ordered Yan'er to shave his beard for him.

"Yes."

Lin Xiaobei took the opportunity to sort out his thoughts again. It seemed that he was in the first year of Jianyuan, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had just ascended the throne not long ago.That Dongfang Shuo should be 22 or [-] years old now, and his position seems to be a driver's servant or a bus order. Lin Xiaobei really doesn't know what it is.This Yan'er, judging from her tone of voice and demeanor, should be a concubine.And since he woke up for a long time, he hasn't seen anyone else, so it can be seen that his first wife is indeed teaching the children in the countryside, and never came to Chang'an with him.

Just as he was thinking about it, a shout came from outside: "Master Dongfang—! Are you awake, you can save your life!" Just as the voice stopped, a dog barked again.Lin Xiaobei was so frightened that he tilted his head an inch, only to hear "Ah Yah" and a sharp pain came from his chin.

Lin Xiaobei was speechless for a while clutching his chin that was about to be plucked, and the real culprit was leading a big dog and pushing the door in. Seeing Lin Xiaobei, Dou Da's eyes lit up suddenly, as if he had seen shit The flies, ahhh, pounced on them.

"Master Dongfang, you are awake. If you don't wake up, Lord Zhao and Lord Wang will die!" A man dressed as a eunuch lay down on his stomach, and shook Dongfang Shuo's arm from side to side.The dog was the same as its owner, looking at Lin Xiaobei with watery eyes and wagging its tail.It turned out to be Yang Deyi, the dog supervisor!

"Stop, stop, stop for a while, didn't you see my jaw was cut by a knife! No matter how anxious you are, you can outpace me!" Lin Xiaobei said angrily, clutching his chin.At this moment, Yan'er came over with a bottle of ointment, took a clean towel and wiped Lin Xiaobei several times before applying the ointment.With tears in her eyes, she apologized in a low voice: "I'm sorry, my lord, Yan'er's hands are too clumsy, and I hurt my lord."

"It's okay, it's not your fault, don't blame yourself. Go ahead." Lin Xiaobei said, seeing the eagerness of the eunuch again, he couldn't help but said: "I already know it, there is no need to rush this matter. Just tell me Condition."

The eunuch calmed down, stood up and said, "Didn't Mr. Zhao and Mr. Wang go to prison? I don't know who gave them a pen and bamboo slips. After the two adults wrote a ten thousand character book, they will kill themselves. Thanks to General Gongsun who discovered it early, otherwise it would have been a catastrophe!"

"Self-slaying? It's true that loyalty can be learned from." Lin Xiaobei smiled, but said in his heart, this ancient man is really willing to die to show his will.Little do they know that living can create possibilities!

"My lord, the shave is finished." Yan'er said softly.

"Well, thank you Yan'er, you can go down first." Lin Xiaobei waved his hands in a grand manner.

"Yes." Yan'er packed up the basin and other things, and retreated.

"My lord Dongfang, why are you setting up the score? I've never seen you be so particular about it before." said the eunuch.

Nonsense, how do I know what Dongfang Shuo is like, I just follow the practice of historical figures.Changed the subject: "You came today to talk about this?"

"Not all of them." The eunuch said, "Isn't the emperor feeling depressed, and even walking the dog can't make me happy, so the emperor invited adults into the palace to relieve the depression."

Halo, it turned out that I was asked to comfort people.But Lin Xiaobei still couldn't help being a little excited, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, this is a famous emperor through the ages, it would be nice to get an autograph when he sees it, Lin Xiaobei couldn't help but feel obsessed.

"Let's go now!" Lin Xiaobei stood up and said to the eunuch who only reached his shoulder.

The ancient song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" is fortunate to hear Sima's play

When I got out, I found that the sun was slightly westward, it should be two or three o'clock in the afternoon.Dongfang Shuo's residence is not magnificent, it only has a few more rooms than ordinary houses, and the yard is also larger.It was probably in June and July, when the flowers were in full bloom and the trees were lush.There are only a few servants in the yard, sweeping the floor or trimming branches.Seeing Dongfang Shuo coming out, they all bowed their heads and said hello.

Lin Xiaobei went out with Yang Deyi, and saw a strong and honest young man leading two horses, looking around.When the man saw Lin Xiaobei, he greeted Lin Xiaobei enthusiastically, and said: "Your Excellency has finally woken up. The servant has prepared a horse. Please get on the horse." Then he took two low stools from the side and placed them next to the horse. .

Lin Xiaobei can ride a horse, but that's all.When I was in graduate school, I was dragged to the racecourse by my senior brother to learn, and I was told, how can someone who studies history not know how to ride a horse.In addition, the professor who took them was an old man who was crazy about history, the more sour the students made themselves, the more they liked it.So Lin Xiaobei followed the form and learned.

Thinking about it now, it really does seem a bit predestined.

The two got on their horses respectively, and rushed to the palace without saying a word.

From a distance, one can see the grandeur of the imperial palace, the glazed golden tiles are particularly dazzling under the sunlight, and the armored soldiers guarding the gate are standing straight as a pine without looking sideways.Lin Xiaobei slowed down, feeling extremely excited.Although I had been to the capital in my previous life, it was a pity that I didn't have time to go to the Forbidden City because of the short time.Seeing the veritable imperial palace now, how could I not be agitated.

Yang Deyi got off his horse first, and Lin Xiaobei quickly got off after seeing him, only then did he see another person in front of the soldier.

Seeing Lin Xiaobei and the two leading their horses, the man rushed to meet him. Before he could speak, he bowed to Lin Xiaobei to the ground, and shouted, "Sima Xiangru pays homage to his teacher."

Lin Xiaobei was taken aback and almost avoided it.It turned out that he was Sima Xiangru!Lin Xiaobei calmed down, gave him a little support, and said, "Why is Minister Sima so polite? You are an official, so you must not do such a big gift. I'm afraid Dongfang Shuo can't bear it."

Sima Xiangru stood up straight, Lin Xiaobei saw him.I saw him wearing a deep purple shirt, with a few inches of light white on the wide and fat cuffs and the collar.There is a silver belt around the waist, the embroidery is extremely exquisite, and a curved moonlight jade pendant hangs on the left side, what a romantic and suave figure.Looking at his face, his hair is naturally very good, black and straight, with a long crown tied on his head, neat and elegant with the unique chic of a literati.With long eyebrows drawn into the temples and star-like eyes, he is really a handsome and unruly man.Thinking of Dongfang Shuo's appearance, Lin Xiaobei couldn't help being a little bit aggrieved.

"Etiquette cannot be discarded. A teacher for one day and a father for life. Xiangru only hopes that my mentor will not dislike my stupidity." Sima Xiangru said solemnly, but there was a little narrowness in his eyes. Seeing Lin Xiaobei, his heart moved, He also smiled and said: "It's very good. I am a great man who governs the country with courtesy and filial piety. As people in the court, you and I have to set an example for the people."

"Well, you Dongfang servant, you never forget to ridicule people wherever you go. I don't care about you." Sima Xiangru also laughed, and seeing Yang Deyi standing quietly at the side, he said: "Looking at Deyi, I have been waiting impatiently. Let's go to the palace now."

"Sima Servant, please!" Lin Xiaobei smiled and stretched out his hand.

Sima Xiangru was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled: "Then, the Minister of the East will also invite you."

Yang Deyi took out a token from his waist, and the soldiers guarding the gate saw