Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

Author: Father Mu

A wise man dreams in the middle of the night, wakes up and turns into a big man

Lin Xiaobei, male, 29 years old, single.A high school history teacher, with a smooth personality and good at drilling, hidden under a good skin of 1.8 meters is an exquisite heart with seven apertures.On the surface, he is honest and kind, honest and reliable, and his lectures are even more humorous. Various celebrity anecdotes are interspersed between the classrooms, making the students look forward to seeing him every week. Rated as an outstanding teacher at the provincial level.

Teaching history is a mental job. You have to remember everything that happened in that year and month. You have to be familiar with the past and the present, and read a lot of books. Therefore, Lin Xiaobei always looks at himself when he looks at the mirror and cleans the hair stuffed in the comb. : "I lament the tragedy of Lao Tzu's life. I live with this history every day, and my beauty loses her hair. Woohoo, my life is too short."

After taking vitamin tablets with milk as usual, Lin Xiaobei turned off the bedside lamp and fell asleep as usual.

It's just that he forgot to draw the curtains.

Thus, Lin Xiaobei vaguely felt that the colorful rays of light were shining in front of his eyes, and he had to open his eyes.But this opening of his eyes gave him a solid jump, and he saw a middle-aged man with drooping brows, a goatee and a bun, looking at him with a fascinated expression.

Lin Xiaobei reflexively pulled up the quilt to cover his chest, looked at the man defensively, and asked first, "You, who are you?!"

The old man gave a wretched smile, his brows twitched with joy, and said, "It doesn't matter who you are, what matters is who you are, or who you are going to become."

"Fuck, what do you mean by that? Can I become someone else?" Lin Xiaobei frowned, not wanting to see this nagging old man.

The old man smiled and said: "No, no, you and I have the same name. I am you and you are me. You and I are inseparable."

Lin Xiaobei let out a "puchi" laugh, tossed his hair, and said, "Uncle, you didn't look in the mirror when you went out today, didn't you? Just because of your euphemistic appearance, you still don't distinguish me from each other, you belong to the same family, you're a high climber." you!"

The old man suddenly raised his beard and said: "I am not as good as you at all. Look at my beautiful mustache and light eyebrows. You look like a eunuch with a white face and beard. How can you be second to a big man like me?" Compared with beautiful men?"

Lin Xiaobei raised his eyebrows: "The second most beautiful man in the big man? Just you?" The implication is that Majiazhuang is on holiday today, let you go. (Majiazhuang is also a well-known mental hospital in Quancheng.)

"Of course it's me." The old man proudly raised his chin, stroking his beard with his right hand, acting arrogant. "I don't have much time, so I'm here to take you on a trip to Dahan. Create a prosperous age of Dahan for me."

"Hey, old man, you forgot to take your medicine today." Lin Xiaobei felt that this dream was really absurd. Although the daytime class happened to be about Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, it would not be possible to dream back to the big man that night.

"Lin Xiaobei, whether you believe it or not, you will replace me to complete the mission. I will promise your name to last forever."

"Bah, I don't mind!" Lin Xiaobei stared.

The old man clapped his palms and laughed, and said, "Yes, just this haughty arrogance, this feels too much for my temper. Well, you can go there today, remember, your name is Dongfang Shuo."

Lin Xiaobei's eyes widened, as if he had swallowed an egg raw, he quickly closed his eyes, and murmured: "I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, the evil spirits are gone, Amitabha."

He only heard the old man whisper in his ear: "Although it is said that accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger, I still hope that you can change our destiny. I am leaving, Sayunara."

Lin Xiaobei listened to the last sentence, put his heart in his stomach for the time being, and thought, a Han man actually speaks Japanese, I am really dreaming.

Lin Xiaobei was about to get up as usual - touched his face with his left hand, and stretched out the quilt with his right hand to turn on the light.It's just that with this touch, he touched a handful of hard beards, and poked them on the hard board as soon as he opened them.Lin Xiaobei vaguely felt that something was wrong, and then a sore feeling came over him. This bed was not the Simmons who was used to sleeping on it, and the round hard pillow under his neck was not the one wrapped with rose petals that his mother had just sent.

Lin Xiaobei thought for a moment and opened his eyes.

What catches the eye is the top of the bed embroidered with a picture of two swallows returning to their nests. Looking to the right, there is a delicate and gorgeous bed curtain hanging down. The quilt covering the body is not clear due to the sight, but you can still feel the smoothness. fabric.

Lin Xiaobei was silent, but his natural personality did not allow him to escape or think about nothingness. Almost at the same moment, he believed the words of the middle-aged man with a fair appearance but wretched expression in his dream. He was real. He was sent back to Dahan in some unexplainable way.

It's just that it's one thing to believe, but another to accept it. At the very least, normal people can't accept that they wake up from a handsome young man to a wretched and absurd middle-aged uncle.

Mr. Lu Xun said, if you don't break out in silence, you will perish in silence.

So Lin Xiaobei broke out.According to the reports of the skylarks, magpies, sparrows and swallows who were present that day: the weather was fine that day, and they were looking for food as usual, when a sudden sound, like a flash flood erupting, came from the house of the accompanying servant Dongfang Shuo——I’m not Dongfang Shuo, I don't want to be Dongfang Shuo! ! ! !

Lin Xiaobei stared at the top of the bed, wanting to cry but without tears.

Lin Xiaobei knew very well about Dongfang Shuo. When he was studying the history of the Western Han Dynasty, Lin Xiaobei admired Dongfang Shuo.Just imagine that when the Western Han Dynasty was still an autocratic monarchy, he dared to pluck the hair from the tiger's mouth, and he couldn't help but praise him.He is an extremely narcissistic and coquettish person, talented but not reused in his life.But he got the extraordinary amnesty, often had dinner with the emperor, and was often rewarded by the emperor.Of course, the most important thing to mention is his marriage history. There are a total of forty wives, and he married one after another.It can be said to be the natural enemy of men.

Lin Xiaobei stretched out his hand, and saw that his fingers were slender, with thin calluses on the fingertips of the tiger's mouth. As the history said, Dongfang Shuo was a double-cultivator of civil and martial arts, known as the number one swordsman.Looking at the black, shiny and smooth hair, it doesn't look like a forty-year-old, don't I dress like I'm 50 or [-] years old?Lin Xiaobei thought to himself.

He just stared at it for a long time but couldn't figure out why. He didn't know how many years it was in Jianyuan, what official position he was in, and who his wife is now.He was thrown in the Western Han Dynasty like a newborn, and he knew nothing except that he was Dongfang Shuo. Thinking of this, Lin Xiaobei suddenly felt dizzy.Since you let him come, why not give him the memory as well.

It's just that the soldiers came to cover the water and earth, Lin Xiaobei got up resignedly, opened the bed curtain and took a look, he took a deep breath, good guy, these decorations are all good things!Although the shape is simple, but this utensil gilded with gold and silver is not ordinary at first glance.Lin Xiaobei stared straight for a while, and thought to himself, darling, this decoration is really valuable, if I go back to the 21st century with a few pieces, I will give it away.

Well, it seems that Dongfang Shuo has already met Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.Lin Xiaobei habitually raised his hand to touch his chin, but when he touched a large handful of stubble beard, he got angry again and almost twitched.

The clothes were neatly stacked on the round wooden bench. Lin Xiaobei had studied Tang suits, so he probably knew how to wear them, but they were tied with a belt on the left and a rope on the right.After putting it on, Lin Xiaobei felt that the tree was like the wind. He wore a silver and white cloud sleeve dress, a belt inlaid with gold silk and jade pieces, and a valuable emerald green jade pendant hung down.

After looking around for a while, I finally found a bronze mirror in the north direction.Lin Xiaobei walked over happily, and when he looked in the mirror, his face paled.

The beautiful woman shaves her mustache and enters the palace to see the sky

Before Lin Xiaobei was alive, oh no, in his previous life he thought he was a handsome man, handsome, unruly, and unrestrained.Slightly pointed chin, slightly raised eyebrows and eyes, lightly glanced, shimmering.According to the current popular perspective of rotten girls, she looks like a black-bellied queen.

But now, the man in the mirror has disheveled hair, a pale face, dark circles on his eyes, probably caused by insomnia, and a goatee, trembling with his lips.

Lin Xiaobei rolled his eyes, and his heart was hit hard again.Who can tell him why Dongfang Shuo looks so... er, euphemistically.

However, as a people's teacher who values ​​image, Lin Xiaobei felt that he had an obligation to reform Dongfang Shuo.Not just history, but images.

While searching for blades all over the room, a girl outside the door shouted: "Master Dongfang, are you awake yet?"

Lin Xiaobei was startled, and almost tripped over the table legs. He frantically held onto the edge of the table, and shouted repeatedly: "Okay, okay, I'm getting up."

The door opened with a "squeak", and Lin Xiaobei was a little surprised when he saw it.Not to mention how good-looking the woman is, but the clothes are quite eye-catching.Hanfu is gorgeous and elegant, with fine embroidery and wide and fat sleeves, and the spring breeze blows, like a fairy Lingbo descending from the earth.This woman was wearing a light blue dress, with delicate features and a slender waist.Holding a round wooden basin with a white scarf beside it, she was looking at him with a smile on her face.Looking at her dressing up, although it is simple, it does not lose its status. I don't know who it is, but it should not be the main wife.

Lin Xiaobei twirled his beard, and said in a pretentious manner: "Put down the wooden basin and come in after I finish washing."

The woman smiled softly, and said: "My lord, what's wrong with you today, you usually let Yan'er serve you, why do you do it yourself today?"

Although the woman called her lord, she was not very respectful in her words. Thinking of Dongfang Shuofang's appearance last night, she knew it well, so she said with a smile: "I was joking with you, so I asked Miss Yan'er to wash my face." .”

Yan'er smiled softly and said