Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

To prepare a birthday gift, you have to be ingenious, and you are not allowed to send decorations such as lacquerware.Lin Xiaobei began to feel depressed again, why should I take the same amount of salary, but worry more?

I just want to return to my thoughts, I still have to do things.Lin Xiaobei sat in the room and began to ponder.

Wei Qing came in from the outside, seeing Lin Xiaobei in a daze, smiled and said, "Brother, what's wrong?"

Lin Xiaobei rested his chin in his hands, and said lazily: "I'm not the emperor yet, I'm still thinking about what to give if you insist on giving me a special congratulatory gift."

The smile on Wei Qing's face suddenly faded, and he said: "Hasn't the emperor cut off his relationship with eldest brother? Why do you still make such a rude request? Even if he is the emperor, he shouldn't be so arrogant!"

"Damn, brother, you are so awesome, how dare you scold the emperor behind your back!" Lin Xiaobei gave Wei Qing a thumbs up, and said, "Although I am also very upset to see him, but there is no way, who made him the emperor. Sigh, Yan My son is also married, and there is no smart person to discuss with, pity me as a poor doctor, I really can't come up with anything decent!"

Wei Qing said angrily: "It's up to you, I don't care about your things." After saying that, he rushed away angrily.

Lin Xiaobei looked at Wei Qing's back wonderingly, what happened to him recently?It seems that ever since they slept in the same bed that day, Wei Qing has always been so eccentric.Lin Xiaobei had a premonition in his heart, but he didn't dare to confirm it...

But no matter whether Lin Xiaobei dared to or not, Liu Che's birthday came with great grandeur.

When the evening was approaching, Liu Che sent someone to pick him up, so Lin Xiaobei took a bundle of letters and followed them to Shanglinyuan.

Sure enough, he was interviewed alone.Liu Che stood under the pavilion, waiting for him.

After saluting, Lin Xiaobei presented the bamboo slips in his hand, and said, "Your Majesty, after returning home, I have thought about what to give you. But I have nothing to offer, and all the salary I received was sent to the family. The only rich person is The letter is written. The emperor is now in charge of his own affairs, and he is very accurate in governing the country and discussing politics. Therefore, I wrote this "Government Policy" to summarize the political opinions of the monarchs of all dynasties, hoping to satisfy the emperor."

Liu Che took it and didn't read it. His expression showed no dissatisfaction. He said to Lin Xiaobei: "Aiqing has worked hard, let's drink a few more glasses today."

"Thank you, Majesty Long En, I respectfully wish my emperor long live long live long live long live."

"Ah."

The banquet was placed in the open air in the Shanglinyuan Palace, with a main table facing south, where the emperor and empress sat, and there were two rows below, east and west, and there was an empty space in the middle for the dancers to perform. After a few mouthfuls, I felt quite bored, there were so few entertainment activities in this ancient times.However, in the past few years, I have gotten used to it.

Liu Che is surrounded by Wei Zifu and Chen Ajiao.The matter of Dong Yan first made Liu Piao, mother and daughter, a lot of low-key, and Liu Piao even invested in the construction of a Nagato Palace outside Chang'an City for her daughter's self-cultivation.It's just that the country is easy to change, and the nature is hard to change. Who knows if Chen Ajiao really changed her personality, but it is true that Ajiao was deposed and lived there all her life.

Liu Che offered a toast to the ministers, simply saying that he would like to thank you all for your support since I became the throne. I am still young, and I hope that you will work hard for a few more years.The words were full of emotion, no, many ministers cried, Lin Xiaobei was quite surprised, how did the ancients grow their heads, didn't they realize that this was a polite remark.Lin Xiaobei bets that Liu Che must be saying in his heart at this moment, when I am in charge, many of you will be able to retire.

A bearded martial artist didn't know what to do if he drank too much. He shook his cup and cried, "I was born to meet the Lord of the Ming Dynasty. Even if I die now, I have no regrets. Your Majesty, tell me, what do you want me to do? That's what his mother said, that's it—" He gestured, "Bastard!"

All the ministers laughed, Liu Che was also happy, and shouted: "Okay! I have such a brave minister, my Han Dynasty will definitely become stronger and stronger! But I want you to live and do things for me! Guanfu, I respect you again!" You have a glass!" After that, he raised his glass boldly and drank it down.

The martial artist named Guan Fu immediately raised the jar and drank it in one breath.

The ministers are not restrained, perhaps because of the location, or perhaps the boundaries between the monarch and ministers in the Western Han Dynasty were not very clear, so they were very open to each other, and the smell of wine, vegetables, and stinky feet permeated here.Wei Zifu's face turned pale, so he took his leave first.In order to show her maternal love, Chen Ajiao volunteered to send Wei Zifu back.

Now the big guy is even more jubilant, he was worried that a woman was here, and he could still pretend to be gentle, but when the woman left, the topic changed immediately.

Lin Xiaobei drank a few cups and felt a little dizzy and stuffy, so he went out for a walk.Unknowingly, he came to the place where Liu Che was protecting the bear.Lin Xiaobei leaned against a tree and looked up at the crescent moon in the night sky.The wind at night was cool, making Lin Xiaobei feel refreshed.He looked up at the night sky blankly, and suddenly realized that the memory of his previous life had faded so much that he even forgot his own birthday.

At this time, Liu Che's voice came from behind: "Dongfang Shuo, what are you thinking?"

The two had a quarrel, Sima Qian came

After Lin Xiaobei drank, his temper became stubborn, and Liu Che didn't turn back when he asked questions, let alone being rude.He still maintained the original posture, and replied lightly: "It's nothing, just come out to breathe after drinking too much."

Liu Che didn't care about it, but just looked around and said with emotion: "You gave your life here to save me. After a year, I still worry about it every time I think about it. I will always remember your love for me."

"Heh, your majesty controls the world and is the most important person. Even if it is for the sake of the world, I will save you."

Liu Che was displeased after hearing this, stepped forward a few steps and turned to Lin Xiaobei, angrily said: "Dongfang Shuo, is this the attitude you should have towards the Son of Heaven? Are you not afraid that I will punish you for disrespect?!"

Lin Xiaobei's eyes were watery, refracting the brilliance of the stars and the moon, making them extraordinarily clear.He turned his gaze, looked at Liu Che, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, I am different in your heart." After he finished speaking, he immediately changed his words as if thinking of something, staggered and knelt down and said, "Oh, look at my memory, I have already I voluntarily gave up this kind of treatment. I have offended the emperor, please forgive me."

Liu Che was very depressed by his eccentric words and deeds, but he couldn't help but help him up, and sighed, "Dongfang Shuo, what's wrong with you today? Did you drink too much?"

Lin Xiaobei's eyes were sore, and he suddenly wanted to find a place to cry.He came to the Western Han Dynasty with nothing, and only relied on his own memory and knowledge to advise Liu Che, answer questions, and watch Liu Che gradually grow into an independent monarch step by step.He was on the verge of death twice because of him, but he was still active in the court, continuing to clear obstacles for him.He paid so much that he even forgot the memory of his previous life.But what's the point of all this? He didn't get any benefit!When he confessed his heart to Liu Che with the last dignity, he got a "you go" without hesitation... He said that he was not a saint, but everything he did was better than Guanyin. Bodhisattva is also merciful!Lin Xiaobei, since when did you become so pathetic.

Lin Xiaobei looked straight at Liu Che, no longer adhering to the etiquette of monarch and minister.He just wanted to see if the person in front of him was worth what he had paid.

Liu Che was a little annoyed by this kind of concentration mixed with doubtful and negative eyes, but the self-sorrow in it made him unable to lose his temper. "Dongfang Shuo, today I understand that you are drunk, and I don't care about you. But you can no longer be so rude just because I love you!" Liu Che said in confusion, and turned to leave.

"Your Majesty!" Lin Xiaobei called to him from behind, "Please allow me to resign and return home."

Liu Che stopped in an instant, turned his head, and said word by word: "Don't even think about it!" After saying that, he strode away.

Lin Xiaobei collapsed on the ground, a tear finally flowed from the corner of his eye.

On their birthday, the two broke up unhappy.Lin Xiaobei was tired. Although he said his resignation after drinking, he had thought about it for a long time.Originally, he was just an ordinary junior high school teacher in modern times, and he didn't have any big ambitions.If it wasn't for his admiration for Liu Che, he would have gone to visit the ancient mountains, rivers and rivers long ago.But Liu Che didn't allow him to resign, and Huo Qubing and Wei Qing were still here, so Lin Xiaobei could only make do and continue working.This kid Liu Che has also grown up, and he loves face even more. He was able to subdue him before, but now he doesn't look at him at all.

So the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty in the Han Dynasty quickly understood again, and the emperor had a quarrel with Dongfang Shuo.

Autumn came, the wind started to bite, and Lin Xiaobei suffered from bone pain again. He didn't get up several times in a row and didn't go.At night, I shivered even more from the cold. Even though the charcoal brazier was set up early in the house, I was still so uncomfortable that I couldn't sleep.Wei Qing couldn't see it anymore, so she forced her to sleep with him. Huo Jiaojiao followed suit and wanted to sleep with his godfather, but Wei Qing drove her away.

Lin Xiaobei still remembers when the one big and one small squatted with their hips crossed and confronted each other, they looked like two fighting chickens.Whenever I think of it, it is very funny.

Lin Xiaobei woke up very early that day, Wei Qing was still awake, her warm body was leaning against him, her arms were also on his waist, her face was buried in the hollow of his shoulder, and her hot breath was sprayed on his neck It made him feel hot all over.

More importantly, Wei Qing and his brother leaned on his thigh very energetically.

Lin Xiaobei silently recited the mantra of clearing the heart, and finally suppressed the man's peculiar physiological reaction in the morning, when Wei Qing unconsciously moved, one leg pressed up.

Right, center, target, heart.

Lin Xiaobei was very depressed, he really didn't have obscene thoughts about Wei Qing, this was just a normal reaction, a normal reaction of a healthy and middle-aged man who only loves the same sex and hasn't had sex for a long time...

Wei Qing may feel panicked, so he wants to use his thighs again