Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

So, he quickly took Yang Deyi to refit the palace and go to fortune-telling.

Walking to the front of the stall, he immediately recognized Taoist Zizai as Dongfang Shuo.

Liu Che didn't know what mood he should be in, and Yang Deyi recognized Dongfang Shuo with sharp eyes, and opened his mouth to shout, but Dongfang Shuo stretched out his hand and said, "If the benefactor wants to tell a fortune, you might as well sit down and carve a word."

Seeing Dongfang Shuo winking, Liu Che pursed his lips and smiled, sat on the futon in front of him, took a bamboo slip carving knife, and carved a "彘".

Twirling his beard, Dongfang Shuo said: "The rain stops and the clouds clear, the sky clears up, panting and the heat is steaming, the scenery is so good here, Guanghan Palace is facing the Crystal Palace. The benefactor was squeezed out when he was young, and his life was in danger, so there are two at the bottom. Dagger, when you are old and you have power, you will enter the dragon and go out to sea, the world will change greatly, and the clouds will flourish. When you are old, you will be bound by this great cause and do some stupid things."

Liu Che listened carefully, and said, "Then how to avoid these silly things?"

"Listen more, use talents, and trust people. If you can do these three things, you should have no worries."

Liu Che wanted to ask again, but Dongfang Shuo put his finger to his mouth with a smile, and said, "Fate needs to be done step by step, and I shouldn't reveal too many secrets. If the benefactor believes in me, why don't you take me back to your house and do it for you." Slow down?" After finishing speaking, he blinked his left eye at Liu Che, suspiciously winking.

Liu Che was confused by him, and said: "Dongfang Shuo, Dongfang Shuo, I really have you, okay, I will take you back to the palace, and see if you can still name a flower!"

Dongfang Shuo quickly stood up, patted his butt, waved to Yang Dedao who was under the eaves, and packed his things.Liu Che turned to leave, but his sleeves were pulled. Turning his head, he saw Dongfang Shuo pitifully saying, "Benefactor, is my calculation accurate?"

Liu Che nodded in surprise.

Dongfang Shuo stretched out his hand and said, "The benefactor should pay."

Liu Che flicked his sleeve angrily, and said in a heavy voice, "Proud, pay!" After finishing speaking, he left angrily.Yang Dedao turned Balata's brother's purse upside down, Yang Deyi looked distressed, and said that Xiaodao had failed to learn from Dongfang Shuo.

Swaggeringly entered the Weiyang Palace, and directly entered Liu Che's bedroom. After stepping back to the left and right, Liu Che took the lead and said, "What are you dressed up for? Get out quickly!"

Dongfang Shuo saluted and said: "No." Then he pulled down his beard, took off his hat, and took off his robe, and this was that handsome and talented man again.

Liu Che said, "Dongfang Shuo, I never knew that you could tell fortunes."

Dongfang Shuo said: "Fate is something, if you believe it, you have it, if you don't believe it, you don't have it. The Caomin's move is just to let the emperor come to see his ministers."

Liu Che pretended to be angry and said, "You are so proud of yourself, you have to let my relatives come to see you."

Dongfang Shuo curled his lips and said aggrievedly: "Caomin wants to see the emperor, but now that Caomin is a commoner, he cannot enter Weiyang Palace."

Liu Che didn't like to hear him talk about grassroots people, so he said: "Speak up, what grassroots people! It's obviously you who begged me to dismiss you from office, why are you trying to find me to see you now?"

Dongfang Shuo said: "Before I didn't understand it all the time. I only confessed my crime blindly, but I didn't know how to take the blame and make meritorious service. Now I express my determination to the emperor, please look into it."

Liu Che was still angry, so he kept his mouth shut. Dongfang Shuo and even Liu Che's awkward temper had to be coaxed again.

The two hugged each other as they talked, after all, they hadn't seen each other for two months, and there would be no distance between them after they untied their knots.Dongfang Shuo embraced Liu Che, and just about to continue, he heard Liu Che say: "Dongfang Shuo, earlier you said that I would do some stupid things when I was old, but is it true?"

Dongfang Shuo said: "I have already said, if you believe it, there will be, if you don't believe it, there will be no. No one can predict this matter."

Liu Che looked directly at Dongfang Shuo, and said, "But I believe it. I believe everything Dongfang Shuo says."

Dongfang Shuo's heart was touched, he didn't know what to say, so he heard Liu Che continue: "One cannot be flawless, even the emperor is the same, I only hope that when I do something wrong, you can be by my side and remind me. "

"Yeah. I will."

Only then did Liu Che smile, like a spring breeze returning to the ground, he embraced Dongfang Shuo, and kissed him.

After all, Dongfang Shuo failed to restore his position. After all, he failed to make corresponding contributions after being dismissed from office, but he stayed in the palace as a fortune teller, discussing political affairs with Liu Che every day, just like before.

Although the northern attack on the Xiongnu failed, it reminded the Xiongnu that the big man is already strong and strong, and the emperor of the big man has the world in mind!

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Storms are rising upwards, and the East wants to show its prestige

The damage caused by this dispatch was not serious. The 30 soldiers and horses only lost more than a thousand people, and the food and grass were still sufficient.It's just that before Liu Che raised his troops for the Northern Expedition again, the flood in the Yellow River delayed the matter.

At the beginning, Liu Che thought the flood was not serious, so Liu Che only dispatched a thousand people to deliver food relief. Within half a month, there was news that the Yellow River diverted from Dunqiu due to heavy rain and submerged Puyang gourd. One hundred thousand troops, led by Gongsun He, went to the Yellow River to fight floods.

It was spring and the weather was just right, but Liu Che couldn't eat or sleep in a hurry, which also made Dongfang Shuo tired. He was often pulled up by Liu Che to talk at night when he was extremely sleepy.

It is very inconvenient to live in the palace, because of his dual identity, he can hardly leave the door of the side hall. Liu Che was afraid that his identity would be leaked, so he specially changed a group of maids.

This made Dongfang Shuo very bored, and reported to Liu Che several times, but was ruthlessly suppressed. Only then did Dongfang Shuo realize that Liu Che seemed to be angry with himself, but after thinking about it, he didn't know when he offended him, so he could only yawn in boredom. While reading a book.

Wei Zifu is a caring and gentle woman. Seeing that Liu Che couldn't eat, she racked her brains to cook some delicious-looking and refreshing meals.Liu Che sat side by side with her, while Dongfang Shuo hid pitifully in the room, wishing to drive Wei Zifu away.Liu Che had an appetite, so he wanted to reward Wei Zifu.But Wei Zifu said: "The emperor has lost his appetite, and Zifu is very anxious. Now that the emperor finally eats, Zifu is very satisfied. How dare he ask for any reward?"

Liu Che sideways glanced at the inner hall inadvertently, as if he could hear the sound of grinding his teeth, he couldn't help pursing his lips and said with a smile: "You should be rewarded for your merits. If you want anything, just ask."

Wei Zifu lowered his eyelids, looking gentle, and said: "My husband has heard that there is a magician in the emperor's bedroom, and I have always been curious. If possible, please do the fortune-telling for my husband."

Liu Che said "Oh", and said: "The Taoist Zizai has a very temper, I don't care about it." After finishing speaking, he raised his voice and shouted inward, "Taoist Zizai, Zifu wants to make a fortune, but I don't know if he will or not. ?”

Dongfang Shuo almost turned his nose in anger, he could hear the smile in Liu Che's voice.Eyeballs rolled around a few times, thinking about it, squeezed his throat and said: "Then please Mrs. Wei write a word and pass it in, and I will count it."

When Wei Zifu heard the words, he wanted to get up and go in, but was stopped by Liu Che: "This Taoist seldom sees people. If you write, I will pass it in for you."

Wei Zifu said yes, took the silk and wrote the word "Hou".

Liu Che came in with the words, Dongfang Shuo squinted at him, Liu Che's smiling eyes narrowed into lines, Dongfang Shuo looked at it, took the cloth to look at it, and said in his heart, this Wei Zifu has a lot of ambitions, empress, empress, empress dowager , but how can I make you wish.

So he kicked Liu Che out, pinched his nose and said loudly: "You are destined to have a son, half a lifetime of glory, brothers and nephews, all are great things. Mrs. Wei is really a blessed person." Although these words are very good, Dongfang Shuo thought again. As expected, Wei Zifu grasped the words "Ban Shi Rong Hua" and asked, "I don't know if anyone can tell me, what is Ban Shi Rong Hua?"

Dongfang Shuo said: "Don't force anything, force will come to nothing. Mrs. Wei listens to this Taoist's advice, don't rush for quick success, don't put on a show, and you can keep your life safe."

Wei Zifu quickly glanced at Liu Che, nodded and said: "My husband has been taught." After finishing speaking, he ordered someone to pack up the food, and saluted Liu Che: "My husband will leave first." He hurried away.

Liu Che approached the inner hall and asked, "Is what you just said true?"

Dongfang Shuo also narrowed his eyes into a line of smiles, and said, "If I say that I am talking nonsense, will the emperor be angry?"

Liu Che said seriously, "I'm not joking with you."

Dongfang Shuo was not afraid of him, and said: "I'm not a god, how can I predict the future? It's just that the women in the harem of all dynasties are like this. The emperor seldom favors beauties. The only person who receives the favor is Mrs. Wei, who gives birth to daughters once or twice. Sooner or later Being able to give birth to a son. The mother is expensive by the child, and then Wei Qinghuo Qubing led the army to fight. He has made great achievements in battle and the Wei family is prominent. Isn’t this glory? What is it? But when it is full, it overflows. If the Emperor no longer spoils her, wealth will leave her."

Liu Che listened to his eloquence, and it was very reasonable, and he was always a reasonable person.But fortunately, he said so bluntly about favoring the harem, he was still a little embarrassed, and his face blushed.

Seeing this, Dongfang Shuo sighed and complained, "I'm a poor man. Although I have friendship with the emperor, I can't be aboveboard. I can't cook meals for the emperor, bear children for the emperor, and live in the harem. I can only watch it with my own eyes. There are countless beauties in the emperor's harem, singing and dancing every night..."

Liu Che listened to the blue veins on his forehead, interrupted him, and said loudly: "When will I sing every night! Ever since you came to live in the palace, I... I have never been close to beauties!"

"Shh - Your Majesty, do you want everyone to hear you with such a loud voice?" Dongfang Shuo smiled and hugged Liu Che, biting his ear.

Liu Che's ears are extremely sensitive, and they can bleed red with just a light touch. He wanted to break free from Dongfang Shuo's restraint, but he couldn't hurt him with force, so he could only turn his head angrily, not looking at him.

Dongfang Shuo said: "I live here