Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

I'm in the way of the emperor, since that's the case, please let the emperor let me go home. "

"Go home? You..." Liu Che looked at him with surprise in his eyes.

Dongfang Shuo said: "I am a big man. I am neither a guard nor a palace official. It is always inconvenient to live in the palace. You should go home. If the emperor misses me, you can go to my house. Anyway, I am familiar with the road, huh?" The final coda was a little coaxing, touching Liu Che's cochlea, and his body trembled again.

Liu Che gritted his teeth and nodded, Dongfang Shuo shouted happily, Lao Tzu was finally liberated.

Although he was still unemployed at home, Dongfang Shuo had the cheek to ask Liu Che for some money before he left, so that the family had no worries about food and clothing.In addition, the flood of the Yellow River has subsided, the army has returned to the court, and everything is on the right track, but Dongfang Shuo faintly feels that under this peaceful and prosperous age, there are many undercurrents hidden.

This has something to do with Prime Minister Tian Fu.

As we all know, this Tian Fu is really a wonderful person. He is not tall, five or six feet tall, and his dark skin blends with the soil when he falls on the ground. But he has more wives and concubines than Liu Che.If there are too many people, the house will not be enough. In addition, there must be no war between wives and concubines. At the very least, each person must have a villa. Therefore, it is not enough to build a house with all his real estate.

So he asked Liu Che for the land, but of course Liu Che refused to give it to him. At that time, he said with a straight face: "Why don't you also take away my arsenal?" After being scolded, he restrained himself a little.

But in the past few years, he married a dozen or so beauties at least, and the house couldn't fit, so he turned his abacus to Wei Qihou Dou Ying.

Since the death of the Empress Dowager, Dou Ying's party has been very low-key. When he was in court, he could not show his head. He, but the Queen Mother and the Prime Minister couldn't explain it, so he kept acquiescing.

Tian Fu heard that Dou Ying's fields in the south of the city were particularly fertile, and he coveted it. He sent his disciples to borrow blessings to pass on a message to Dou Ying, asking Dou Ying to give up those fields to him.Hearing this, Dou Ying felt very resentful. He said to Juifu, "I have no power now, and the prime minister is a noble man, but how can the prime minister use his power to suppress others and take away people's land?"

Before borrowing blessings, he was Dou Ying's disciple. Later, seeing Dou Ying's decline, he went to Tian Fu, but he still had some feelings for Dou Ying, and he didn't want the conflict between the two to expand.So he persuaded earnestly: "Master Hou also knows that the prime minister is very popular now, and he is bound to win that piece of land. Master Hou is not as good as before, and there will be no good end to going against the prime minister. It is better to let the prime minister and the two make peace. Everyone happy?"

Dou Ying was very angry at these words, and appointed someone to drive Jiefu out.It happened that Guan Fu came to visit Dou Ying. When he heard that Tian Fu was going to take away Dou Ying's land, he was very annoyed and scolded him again for borrowing blessings.

After borrowing blessings to go back, he didn't say that he was driven back, but said: "Dou Ying is over fifty this year, and he doesn't have a few years to live. It's better to wait for him to go." Tian Fu thought it was reasonable, so he didn't mention it for now.

It's just that it was not long before I heard that Dou Ying and Guan Fu scolded him and would not give him any land at all.The man's extravagant learning made Tian Fu very angry.He scolded: "This old man Dou Ying is not grateful at all. Back then, when his son committed murder and broke the law, it was my Tian Fu who intervened to save his life. I, Tian Fu, treated Dou Ying with the utmost benevolence. And I have treated him like this He is like a father, but he doesn't appreciate it at all! Besides, this little bit of land is so rare, it's fine if Dou Ying doesn't give it to me, but Guan Fu has nothing to do with it. Didn't they slap me when they called me a doorman? Even if the land is given to me, I don't want it." Tian Fu had the idea of ​​killing Guan Fu at this point.

Tian Fu searched his brains and brains, and after careful deliberation, he finally found a handle from Guanfu's family.Tian Fu immediately wrote a memorial to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, saying that the family who impeached Guanfu had committed crimes in his hometown and should be investigated and dealt with.Liu Che felt that Tian Fu was making a fuss out of a molehill, so he replied: "This is the prime minister's job. The prime minister can handle it by himself. Why ask me?" Tian Fu wanted to arrest Guan Fu and his family when he got the order. .

But Guan Fu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he also has evidence of Tian Fu's treason in his hands.It turned out that when Huainan King Liu An came to Chang'an, Tian Fu clung to the powerful and said a few outrageous words in front of Liu An, such as Liu Che had no children, if one day he died, Huainan King Renyi was famous all over the world, and he would surely ascend to the throne.I thought no one would hear it, but Guan Fu found out.

Guan Fu sent someone to tell Tian Fu a letter, but Tian Fu was so frightened that he hurriedly sent someone to Guan Fu to make peace. , I have been looking for a chance to get rid of him.

Tian Fu had been withered for several months, depressed and unhappy, drinking and having sex all day long. Seeing that his brother was not aggressive, the Queen Mother summoned him to the palace to scold him, and pointed him to another marriage, the daughter of King Yan.Tian Fu heard that King Yan's daughter was beautiful and beautiful, and suddenly became happy. He put up lanterns and festoons and began to prepare for marriage. I liked him, so I also sent an invitation.

Dongfang Shuo held this wedding invitation with a heavy heart, because he knew that the Dou clan was wiped out because of this wedding banquet.

When I saw it on the materials before, I only felt that this was inevitable, and I didn't have much feeling.Now he is in the Western Han Dynasty, although he does not have a deep friendship with Dou Ying, he admires Guan Fu for his bravery and Dou Ying for his humility and talent.In addition, according to the information, Liu Che shut his eyes and listened, and killed Guan Fu and Dou Ying without asking what was right and wrong, which made Dongfang Shuo unacceptable.

"A person cannot be without a trace of flaws, even the emperor is the same. I only hope that when I do something wrong, you can be by my side and remind me." It was Liu Che's words that touched him deeply, and he could not let Liu Che If you do something wrong, his people, he has to be responsible!

Use words to irrigate the husband and kill a disaster

On the wedding day, Dongfang Shuo got up early, and Sang Qing was inconvenient, so Dongfang Shuo didn't let her serve him, and he didn't find a maid again. After all, he was still at home and had no spare money to find someone to serve him.Dress and freshen up, finish breakfast, prepare for a while, then take the path, bring gifts, and go out.

When I went out, I saw that the weather was sunny, it was a good day, Dongfang Shuo couldn't help feeling disgusted when he thought about Tian Fu, he always hated this kind of people, he married a house full of beauties because of his power, this time he must "congratulate" he.

The prime minister's residence was far away from his home, and when he arrived, it was full of guests. Tian Fu was wearing a black wedding dress with red trim and a crown, like a black crow.

Dongfang Shuo got off the horse, raised his hand and said, "Congratulations to the prime minister on his wedding. I hope you can accept it with mere congratulations." After speaking, he asked Xiao Daoer to present the gift.

As soon as Tian Fu saw him, he immediately smiled and said, "Oh, it's Dongfang brother, you can come here, what gift to bring, it's too outlandish." Having said that, a sharp-eyed servant has already taken it, and trotted away. On top of the pile of congratulatory gifts behind the door.

"Your prime minister is suave and suave, and the new wife is also the most beautiful woman in Chang'an. Shuo is really envious."

Tian Fu said: "Since that's the case, if brother Dongfang likes the beauties in my building, he can take them home today and enjoy them."

"How dare Shuo care about the Prime Minister's beauties, they are all loyal to the Prime Minister." Dongfang Shuo leaned closer to Tian Fu's ear and whispered, "Suo has some recipes for health, Your Excellency If you need it, just send someone to get it."

Tian Fu happily closed his mouth from ear to ear, nodded his head and hurriedly said: "It must be, my brother Dongfang is really the confidant of the truth."

Dongfang Shuo suppressed a smile in his heart, you are so indulgent, your body would have been hollowed out long ago, if you don't have good medicine to support you, you won't live past fifty.

The two exchanged pleasantries for a while, and Tian Fu sent someone to lead him in.

As soon as Dongfang Shuo entered, he saw Dou Ying and Guan Fu sitting together, very quiet and unobtrusive.Dongfang Shuo sighed, ordered the servant to retreat, and walked towards Dou Ying by himself.

"Dongfang Shuo pays homage to Master Hou, General Guan."

Dou Ying stood up and returned the salute, saying, "Mr. Dongfang." Guan Fu has always liked to make friends with righteous people in the world, straightforward people.Dongfang Shuo is both civil and military, and he is not strict. Guan Fu naturally likes him, so he stood up, clasped his fists, and said, "Mr. Dongfang."

Dongfang Shuo said with a smile, "Dongfang Shuo is just a grassroots man, how can he be worthy of the title of Mr."

Dou Ying is over fifty years old, but she is well maintained and rarely has gray hair.Hearing this, he smiled and said: "Dongfang's words are wrong. No one in Chang'an city knows that Dongfang is talented and capable of assisting you. Even if you are dismissed from office now, you will definitely return to court in the future."

"Then I will borrow a good word from Lord Hou. I wonder if Shuo can sit with Lord Hou?"

Dou Ying was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "Please."

The three of them sat down, and Dongfang Shuo toasted Guan Fu, "Shuo has always admired General Guan's bravery. Of course, in the Seven Kingdoms Rebellion, General Guan rushed to the Wu army's camp with only a dozen people and killed him for dozens of days. Even though he was seriously injured, he still asked for orders to lead his troops to kill the enemy again. Today, Shuo will offer you a toast."

Guan Fu waved his hand, and said, "Don't tell me these nonsense. It's a pleasure for me to lead troops to kill the enemy. How can there be so many tricks in it. Drink as you want, you don't need a toast."

Dongfang Shuo was choked by him, but he didn't get annoyed. Guan Fu is just like that, he goes straight to the point. If he is polite to you, then there is a problem.It was Dou Ying who gave him a push to make him pay attention.Guan Fu smiled nonchalantly, and said, "Mr. Dongfang, I respectfully call you Mr. because I treat you as one of my own. What happened to you in the court,