Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

Grinding teeth is like gnawing bones and meat.

Lin Xiaobei pushed the door open and went in, seeing the precious porcelain all over the floor turned into crisp chips, he couldn't help feeling a pain in his flesh.Liu Che was standing behind the window in casual clothes. Seeing Lin Xiaobei, he immediately straightened his back, scowled, and said forcefully, "Didn't Dongfang Aiqing say that she tore her head off? Why is it still growing on it?" ah?"

Lin Xiaobei saluted Liu Che, and said with a smile, "Back to the emperor, Dongfang Shuo is not the same person as Dongfang Shuo in the morning. That Dongfang Shuo annoyed the emperor, my minister twisted his head off and threw it away, and replaced it with a new one for the emperor." Sorry."

"Hmph, what's new and old? Can you, Dongfang Shuo, still perform magic tricks?!" Liu Che turned his head and ignored him.

Only then did Lin Xiaobei seriously say: "Of course I don't know how to change spells, but if it's for the emperor, I'm willing to die."

Liu Che turned his head and looked straight at Lin Xiaobei with something flickering in his eyes.Lin Xiaobei looked back with a smile, and Liu Che's heart was touched.He lowered his anger, and complained with a little grievance: "I'm a great son of heaven, and I can't build a garden. Before it's too late, you all call me the king of Zhou and Qin Shihuang. Especially you Dongfang Shuo, the most hateful, you want to Apologize with death! You know that I can't do without you, and you persecute me again and again, where do you put me!" After speaking, he even changed his name, and his voice became louder.

Lin Xiaobei's heart was itching, and he wished he could take Liu Che into his arms to comfort him—in fact, he did the same.Afterwards, he also asked himself, if he hadn't been able to help himself so much back then, would he and Liu Che still have a pure monarch-subject relationship, and there wouldn't be so many heart-piercing and even desperate things later on.But there are no ifs in the world, if it starts with love, it can't stop with courtesy. Now that you are in love, how can you have so much self-control.

In short, Lin Xiaobei took a step forward and gently hugged Liu Che, whose back was facing him, into his arms.

Liu Che's body trembled, and he reflexively wanted to open it, but Lin Xiaobei had already restrained Liu Che's waist and arms first, and lowered his head and whispered in Liu Che's ear: "I know that I said something serious in the morning, but if I don't say that , you will definitely not take back those words. Don’t you want to fight the Huns, don’t you make any preparations? Huh?”

Liu Che didn't answer, but turned his head, looked at Lin Xiaobei, and asked coldly, "Dongfang Shuo, what do you mean?"

Lin Xiaobei's heart turned cold in an instant, and he became sober again. He immediately let go of Liu Che, took a step back and knelt down and said, "I am a lowly minister who committed a crime that deserves death. Please be punished by the emperor."

"Heh, you deserve death again." Liu Che said indifferently, "Dongfang Shuo, if I punished you sincerely, you would not be here long ago. Why do you think I treat you so leniently, huh?"

Lin Xiaobei raised his head, his eyes were eager and confused.

[Inverted V] Obviously kissed, but not yet in love

Liu Che blushed slightly at this moment, and turned his head away not wanting to meet Lin Xiaobei's gaze.Lin Xiaobei's heart skipped a beat, thinking that even if he offended him today, he must express his feelings.So he stood up, moved closer, lowered his head and said to Liu Che: "Your Majesty, can I kiss you?"

Han Yan said this before, and she didn't feel anything at the time, only slightly shocked.When he said it, Fang felt that although these words were not gorgeous, they were the words that best expressed his heart. He carefully put down all his defenses and put the softest place in front of his sweetheart.Lin Xiaobei seemed to be suffering from arrhythmia, his heartbeat fluctuated quickly and slowly, for fear that Liu Che would reject him.

Liu Che didn't disappoint him, but just said angrily: "You, Dongfang Shuo, have always done things recklessly. When did you ask my opinion?"

This is the default!

Lin Xiaobei was so excited that his palms were sweating, he reached out to hold Liu Che's arms, and moved his chin forward.For some reason, Liu Che couldn't let go, but seeing Lin Xiaobei's speed was extremely slow, he held Lin Xiaobei with his backhand, looked up and kissed Lin Xiaobei violently.

Liu Che's lips were slightly hard, but their toughness was excellent. Lin Xiaobei felt a sense of emotion melt into his heart, and couldn't help turning his back on him. He broke away from Liu Che's hand, cupped the back of his head, and deepened the kiss.

Liu Che glared at Lin Xiaobei dissatisfied, but couldn't speak because his mouth was blocked.With a smile in his eyes, Lin Xiaobei looked at Liu Che dotingly.The lips and tongue of the two were intertwined, and there was the sound of sticky water from time to time, and the scene was extremely glamorous for a while.

While the two were forgetting their love, there was a loud bang at the palace door, startling them.Lin Xiaobei didn't know who was coming because his back was turned, but he let Liu Che go.

Liu Che frowned slightly. He didn't know if he was annoyed because something good had been interrupted or something else. Lin Xiaobei turned his head and saw Han Yan's pale face, as if he had seen a ghost.

Lin Xiaobei looked up at Liu Che, who happened to be looking over too.Lin Xiaobei couldn't interpret that gaze, so he could only clenched his hands into fists, tensing his nerves secretly.

Before Han Yan opened her mouth, tears flowed down her face. Because of her beauty, she was particularly pitiful. "Your majesty, you and Dongfang Shuo..."

Liu Che took a step forward, trying to get to Han Yan's side, but Lin Xiaobei grabbed Liu Che quickly, with sad eyes.Liu Che looked at Han Yan and then at Lin Xiaobei, looking embarrassed.

Although Lin Xiaobei only talked about it once before, but he has been tortured by TV dramas and movies, so he knows that it is better to retreat at this time.So he slowly let go of his hand, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, it's because I've forgotten my love for a while, which made you embarrassed. But I love you no less than Dr. Han, please remember, Your Majesty." After finishing speaking, he bowed to Liu Che and turned around Just go outside the hall.

Lin Xiaobei walked slowly but firmly. Although his heart was very messy and reluctant, he did not want to lose Liu Che because of his recklessness.He wanted to use his own means, or scheming, to completely possess Liu Che.

It wasn't until he walked outside the palace that his legs trembled a little. Lin Xiaobei leaned against the palace wall and looked up at the blue sky.This is Xihan, he has always known it.The emperor has three thousand harem, he also knows.However, he does not compromise.

After returning home, he learned that someone had come to Chen's residence, and when he entered the door, it turned out that it was Chen Zhang himself.

Chen Zhang bowed to Lin Xiaobei first, and regretted, "It's because I didn't take strict supervision that the traitor poisoned Qu Bing. Please don't worry, Mr. Dongfang, I will punish the traitor severely." A treacherous person, but he didn't name him, looking at Chen Zhang's expression, with hidden meaning on his face, he knew that he was probably someone who was inconvenient to name.He said: "Master Chen is known to me, but the Qubingjing matter is quite weak, and I have to rest in my house for a few days, I hope Master Chen will tell Madam."

Seeing that he didn't blame him, Chen Zhang kept saying yes.The two exchanged pleasantries for a while, then Chen Zhang got up and said goodbye.

Huo Qubing hadn't woken up yet, his face was flushed with sleep, half of his body was exposed outside the quilt, and beads of sweat still hung on his forehead.Lin Xiaobei gently lifted the quilt up, and then went out.

Lin Xiaobei took the sword and made gestures in the courtyard. Unlike usual, this time he really had the intent to kill.The moves are self-taught, and they are extremely fierce.Lin Xiaobei pursed his lips, and used various sword techniques such as picking, stabbing, and cutting in turn. The sword shadow was very dazzling with the reflected sunlight.

Wei Qing left the room at some point, leaning on the pillar, crossing his chest and watching.After staying for a while, he also went back to his room and took the spear, and came down to fight Lin Xiaobei.

Lin Xiaobei's eyes were sharp, as if he was a different person, and he was not afraid of Wei Qing Yigao, he stepped forward and stabbed fiercely, Wei Qing waved his long spear, not letting him get close, actually fighting and retreating. When Lin Xiaobei approached, he even threw away the weapon. Regardless of the risk of injury, he tied the hilt of the sword with his fleshy palm, held Lin Xiaobei's wrist with one hand, and said eagerly: "Brother, what happened?"

Lin Xiaobei looked at Wei Qing's serious appearance, but kept his mouth shut.

Wei Qing's eyes dimmed slightly, and he guessed, "It's the emperor?" Lin Xiaobei's eyelids moved slightly, but he didn't refute.Seeing this, Wei Qing couldn't help but said: "Brother, I know you have always had special affection for the emperor, but the emperor is affectionate. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, too many to list. How can you be devoted to elder brother? Brother, think clearly."

Then Lin Xiaobei said: "I know it in my heart, I was just a little depressed." Looking at Wei Qing, he wanted to say more, and continued, "I know you are worried about me, but love cannot be changed by humans. Since I love Son of Heaven, you must pay the price for it, but I enjoy it and enjoy the thrill of conquest. Oh, brother, you will know when you fall in love!" After speaking, he patted Wei Qing on the shoulder with a smile and called Pass by the path that has been stupid for a long time, and order to boil water for a bath.

For two days in a row, no one came from the palace, Lin Xiaobei didn't hear anything outside the window, and stayed with Huo Qubing wholeheartedly.The little guy's body has finally grown up, and he's gained some weight, but he's no longer the meatball he used to be, he looks like a grown-up.

On the morning of the fourth day, Lin Xiaobei didn't go, but still claimed to be sick.When Yang Deyi came to invite him, Lin Xiaobei pretended to be seriously ill, and refused to go anyway.

So in the evening, the emperor finally came secretly.

Liu Che didn't ask anyone to notify him, and went straight into Lin Xiaobei's bedroom.At this moment, Lin Xiaobei had just finished taking a bath, and stood by the window with his hair disheveled, toasting to form a threesome.Liu Che snorted and said, "Dongfang Aiqing is in great spirits. I am so busy with state affairs, but you are pouring your own drink. How pleasant it is."

Lin Xiaobei turned around with a smile, and said, "Your Majesty, Shuo has been waiting for you for a long time. This wine has been prepared for a long time, and I can only drink it when the Emperor comes."

Perhaps because of the candlelight and moonlight, Lin Xiaobei, who originally only had a six-point appearance, now looks a little fairy-like, with an elegant appearance.Liu Che was stunned for a moment unconsciously, and when he came back to his senses, he was annoyed: "Hmph, you are so brave, you pretended to be sick and didn't come to court early, and you still waited for me to come to you in person. Dongfang Shuo, don't you put me in your place at all? In your eyes?"

Lin Xiaobei put down the wine cup, approached Liu Che, and took his hand