Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

;Mountains shake for it, and rivers and valleys shake for it!My Shanglin Garden should look like this!King Wuqiu Shou. "

"The minister is here!" A man with an ordinary face came out.

"I want you to expand according to the Fu written by Sima Aiqing..." "Your Majesty, I have something to say!" Before Lin Xiaobei could speak, he heard someone interrupt Liu Che. When he saw it, it was Du Wei Jian.

Ji An still had a cool look, and there were signs all over his body that read Do not approach strangers and Do not disturb acquaintances.He saluted first, and then said bluntly: "I report to the emperor, I think it is very inappropriate to expand Shanglin Garden at this time. At the beginning of the founding of the Han Dynasty, the ancestors ruled by doing nothing and did not do any construction. The first emperor was even more frugal, and spent a hundred gold. Careful consideration is required. The expansion of Shanglin Garden is a huge project, costing people and money, and the loss is unpredictable. I think it should not be expanded!"

Liu Che was not happy: "Could it be that I didn't rule by doing nothing? I just built a Shanglin Garden, and I didn't say that I would send troops to fight and increase taxes. How can it be considered a waste of money? Besides, this move is also to promote our country. Let the Huns border Look at the richness and strength of my big man!"

"Your Majesty, our treasury has just been filled. If this is done, I'm afraid I will exhaust all my savings. Your Majesty, you can't be like King Zhou. You must know that you will lose your ambition!"

"Bold!" Liu Che yelled angrily, "How dare you say that I am a fool, and I am so mad. Come on, take off his official hat and drag him out!"

Lin Xiaobei hurried out of the queue, bowed and said: "Hold on, Your Majesty—!"

Seeing that it was Lin Xiaobei who spoke, Liu Che calmed down a bit, and said, "Yes, Dongfang Aiqing has always had the most ideas. Let me tell you, should I expand Shanglin Garden or not?"

Lin Xiaobei had a problem, and Liu Che was furious. If he refuted it, he would really be annoyed.But there is no way, I can’t just watch Ji An’s generation of loyal ministers being expelled like this, so I can only bite the bullet and say: "Back to the emperor, I think that although Lord Ji An’s remarks are radical, they are still very reasonable. It is true that the expansion of Shanglin Garden It is a waste of people and money, not a wise move..."

"What, you also say that I am a faint king?" Liu Che's eyes widened in an instant.

[Inverted V] The little emperor is depressed, Brother Dongfang is here to coax

It was rare for Lin Xiaobei not to want to make jokes, so he straightened his clothes, knelt down and said: "If the monarch is modest and prudent, the heaven will bless him, but if he is arrogant and extravagant, he will surely invite disaster. The emperor said that day that Shanglinyuan is narrow and poor, and we should obey Sima Xiang. Such as the expansion of the garden forest. However, in the Guanzhong area, the land is fertile, the products are rich, and there are natural barriers to prevent the Huns from invading the south. It is a place where the country relies on peace and the people rely on prosperity. These treasures are classified as Shanglin Garden. Destroying people’s tombs, demolishing people’s houses, and moving people to expand the hunting garden will make the common people have nowhere to live, and they will definitely feel dissatisfied with the imperial court. Please think twice, Your Majesty!”

Liu Che snorted angrily, "I just rebuilt it, and I didn't do any heinous things, so why have you talked so much!"

Lin Xiaobei kowtowed and said, "Your Majesty, you have read the history books well. In the past, King Zhou built nine cities and the princes rebelled, King Ling of Chu built Zhang Huatai and lost the hearts of the people, and Emperor Qin Shihuang built the Afang Palace and caused chaos in the world. Lessons from the past We must pay attention to it. Our dynasty has been established for less than a hundred years, and the national treasury is not yet full. We really cannot pay for such a huge loss. Your Majesty, it is a small matter to expand Shanglin Garden, but it is a big matter to shake the foundation of the country! I am loyal to the emperor, if I violate the emperor's orders Meaning, then I can only apologize with death!"

Liu Che gasped heavily with his eyes wide open, but he had nothing to refute. After thinking for a while, he was actually happy. He said, "Dongfang Shuo, get up. I didn't blame you. Why are you kneeling? I'm not dead. As I said before, as long as you don’t rebel, you will never blame me.” Seeing that Lin Xiaobei was still kneeling, he couldn’t help but hum, “What’s the matter, are you still not convinced? Well, well, I’m really afraid of you Yes. You, Dongfang Shuo, have done a lot of good work in admonishing you, and I will make you a Dazhong doctor and give you a hundred gold, how about it?"

Lin Xiaobei was also happy, forget it, anyway, he had fulfilled his duty, and he had said all he had to say, so he said: "Go back to the emperor, I don't want rewards, as long as the emperor doesn't blame Mr. Ji."

"Whether you blame me or not, it's up to you." Liu Che waved his hand and said, "We'll talk about the expansion of Shanglin Garden later. Retire." After speaking, he gave Lin Xiaobei a hard look, turned and left.

Lin Xiaobei smiled helplessly, why bother.

After leaving the palace gate, Sima Xiangru angrily said to Lin Xiaobei: "Brother, what do you mean today?"

Lin Xiaobei said: "The words in your Fu are as luxurious as possible. It is like the Qionglou Yuyu depicted in Shanglin Garden. Even if you try your best, you can't create a five-point luxury as written in the Fu. Your Majesty uses people's resources and material resources like this. , shouldn't I stop it?"

Sima Xiangru said: "Obviously it was my elder brother who reminded Xiangru first, but today he criticizes Xiangru's written prose like this. As a scholar, if Xiangru wants to win the favor of the emperor, he only relies on his prose. Elder brother can be a man, not only seal It's a good plan to let Mr. Ji owe you a favor and suppress me after becoming an official. Xiangru knows that he can't compare to the wit of Dazhong and Dafu, so please show your noble hand and let Xiangru go, hum!" Sima Xiangru lifted his clothes Sleeve, saluted indiscriminately, turned and left.

Lin Xiaobei stood where he was, unable to speak, he didn't play tricks on others, it was really because things were delayed.

Ma Tan and Ji An of Taishi Company joined hands to catch up, and Ji An said to Lin Xiaobei: "Thank you, Master Dongfang, for helping Ji An out of the siege today, you saved me twice. In principle, I will be there whenever I am called."

Lin Xiaobei hurriedly replied politely, no need.

Sima Tan twirled his white beard, and praised Lin Xiaobei: "Originally, I thought that Master Dongfang's behavior was absurd and uninhibited, and he didn't have real talents. It's only after these few months that this old man knows that you have great wisdom. I have a child His name is Sima Qian, and he will come to Chang'an in the near future. The old man has mentioned Master Dongfang to him many times, and my son has always admired him. Therefore, in a few days, the old man will bring his son to visit the mansion, and ask Mr. Dongfang to forgive my recklessness."

Lin Xiaobei was shocked again. Sima Qian, the famous Sima Qian, admired me? "Of course not, Shuo has always wanted to meet little brother Sima."

"Huh? Could it be that Mr. Dongfang has heard of children's names before?"

"Uh... no, hehe, I just heard the old man talk about it just now. Like a father, like a son, the old man said frankly that Sima Qian must also be a hero born of a boy."

"Hehe, Master Dongfang is really flattering you."

"No way."

After Lin Xiaobei bid farewell to Sima Tan Jian, he deliberately walked slowly, but he did not see Yang Deyi when he reached the gate of the palace, but the soldiers guarding the gate warmly greeted him.Lin Xiaobei thought of Liu Che's angry appearance in the early days, and knew that although he didn't blame him, he must be depressed, so he couldn't help laughing, so he should find a chance to coax him.As for Sima Xiangru, he really didn't know how to deal with it. He relied on his own knowledge of history, so he wanted to remind him first, but who knew that he hadn't finished speaking, so he didn't have the chance to say it again.Coupled with the fact that Huo Qubing happened so suddenly, he even forgot about it, thinking about it now, I really feel sorry for him.

When they got home, they saw Wei Qing, who was not on duty today, coaxing Huo Qubing to play.After this incident, Huo Qubing lost a lot of weight in just a few days, and his chin could be used as a needle.Lin Xiaobei hugged Huo Qubing into his arms distressedly, and said, "Wake up so early, why don't you sleep for a while?"

Huo Qubing shook his head obediently, and said, "I want to be a godfather."

Standing next to Lin Xiaobei, Wei Qing complained, "Qubing is biased. Uncle has coaxed you for so long and hasn't seen a smiley face. When he saw your godfather, he forgot about uncle."

Lin Xiaobei smiled at Wei Qing: "You are an uncle anyway, so you look like a child. Do you want me to coax you two?"

Wei Qing's face turned red again, and he said in a low voice, "Brother really likes to joke."

Huo Qubing hugged Lin Xiaobei's neck and stuck out his tongue at Wei Qing.Wei Qing feigned anger, and grabbed Huo Qubing's ear to make a face, Lin Xiaobei helplessly let the two of them quarrel, and the small courtyard suddenly burst into laughter.

After lunch, Lin Xiaobei coaxed Huo Qubing to sleep, changed his clothes, and went to the palace.Wei Qing went out and ran into Lin Xiaobei who was about to go out, and asked, "Where are you going, brother?"

"Oh, let's go to the palace. I annoyed the Holy Majesty this morning, so go and make amends."

Wei Qing frowned, but didn't say anything, just said go early and go back early.

Entering the palace was quite smooth, as soon as he heard that the most favored Lord Dongfang wanted to see the emperor, someone immediately found Yang Deyi.Yang Deyi bowed his waist and said: "I guess Lord Dongfang must come. The emperor went to court, and had a big fight with the empress, and when he returned to the palace, he started throwing things, so scared that everyone dared not enter. I didn't even eat much for lunch. Alas, the only person in this world who can persuade the emperor is you, Master Dongfang."

Lin Xiaobei said helplessly: "I can only do my best. To be honest, I was the one who made the Emperor furious this morning."

Yang Deyi gave Lin Xiaobei a sympathetic look, and said, "Then, Master Dongfang, take care of yourself."

"Hehe, I hope so."

Yang Deyi led Lin Xiaobei to Liu Che's bedroom and knocked on the door. A few seconds later, something hit the door panel, and the crisp cracking sound startled the two of them.Liu Che yelled inside: "Get out of the way, or I'll take your heads off!"

Lin Xiaobei suppressed a smile, and shouted through the crack of the door: "Your Majesty, Dongfang Shuo tore his head off by himself, can you not get out?"

There was a moment of silence inside, and then Liu Che's voice came out again: "Dong, Fang, Shuo, come in for me!" He paused every word, gritted his teeth