Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

The emperor no longer likes Zifu, so please let Zifu go back to his hometown. "

Liu Che recalled Wei Zifu's gentle body and understanding words.Thinking that there are no heirs now, some courtiers have already gone to the Empress Dowager to say that his Liu family will not have children, which made the little emperor feel depressed.So Wei Zifu was left behind and his wife was sealed.

Lin Xiaobei didn't know this, it was Wei Qing who came to report it, but when he first heard it, he didn't react at all, his mind went blank, and when he came back to himself, he felt heartbroken.Lin Xiaobei staggered a few steps, held onto the door panel, forced a smile and said, "I see, thank you brother for letting me know."

Wei Qing wanted to reach out to help, but he dodged it, Lin Xiaobei continued to smile and said: "I'm fine... the emperor should have an heir. Oh, I forgot, he belongs to the emperor." After finishing speaking, there was another burst of excitement Laughing, it is true that those who hear it are sad and weeping.

Wei Qing looked at Lin Xiaobei's half-dead look, and finally became cruel, and knocked him unconscious with a palm.

It was already night when Lin Xiaobei woke up, a lamp was burning in the room, and on a low table not far away, Wei Qing was drinking.Lin Xiaobei rubbed his sore neck, and didn't blame him for chopping himself.Turned over and got out of bed, walked a few steps to Wei Qing, saw a wine cup on the table, said with a smile: "Brother is caring, so I'm not polite." After that, he raised his glass and drank it down.

The two of them didn't talk much, occasionally touching cups and meeting eyes, it turned out that they were emotionally disturbed.Lin Xiaobei drank more than a jar, and his expression was a little blurred.He stuck out his tongue, stretched out his hands, stretched out his teeth and claws, and said with a silly smile: "Wine is not intoxicating, hiccup, the person is self-intoxicated, heh, this body is not intoxicated after a thousand cups, haha! It's good to be drunk, it's a hundred times drunk. No, no , drunk people never say they are drunk, I have to say that I am not drunk, I am not drunk, I still have to drink!" As he spoke, he picked up an altar shakingly, handed it to Wei Qing, and said with a smile: "It's brother Yes, just drink this jar of wine, and when it’s done, I’ll tell you a secret, um, a big secret!” As he spoke, he stretched out his fingers to gesture.

Under the dim light, Wei Qing's eyes were extraordinarily bright. He didn't speak, but took the wine in silence, raised his neck, and gulped it down.

Lin Xiaobei held up his thumb and praised: "Brother, it's really interesting." As he spoke, he also raised an altar and poured it into his mouth.

The two threw the empty wine jar casually, and there was a muffled sound in an instant.

Lin Xiaobei grabbed Wei Qing's arm, pursed his lips and leaned into Wei Qing's ear, and said intermittently: "Come on, brother, let me tell you, tell you. Actually, I am not from this dynasty... My name is Lin Xiaobei, I am a The teacher who teaches history, um, is that old man named Dongfang Shuo, insisting that I have the same origin as him, and wants me to come here to change something, um, change something..." Lin Xiaobei covered his head with his hand, He buried his head in the socket of Wei Qing's shoulder and dawdled back and forth. After a long while, he suddenly raised his head and shouted, "Yes, he wants me to change my relationship with Liu Che! I think his bum is simply because he has a crush on Liu Che and dare not say it. I must be dragged to suffer. But later on, why did I forget, how could I like Liu Che... If I didn't protect him from bears, if I didn't get punished for him, he wouldn't say those ambiguous words and be so kind to me Pet, won't make me let go of my guard and like him... Ah, by the way, Sima Qian, and Sima Qian." Lin Xiaobei suddenly reached out and grabbed Wei Qing's lapel, even though his eyes were out of focus, he still He said solemnly, "Brother, Liu Che is not worthy of liking. You must not fall in love with him. Sima Qian said that you and Qu Bing are also his twin favorites. I can't watch you get hurt. You...you are one of them." My brothers, one is my godson, I have to protect you, huh, huh, you will be great generals who can become marquises in the future, but you can’t be harmed by Liu Che..."

Lin Xiaobei smirked, his whole body was exhausted, his head was dizzy, and his body slid down. Wei Qing looked at him with a shocked and complicated face, but he didn't notice it.It wasn't until Lin Xiaobei's head was about to hit the corner of the table that Wei Qing hurriedly supported him and hugged him into his arms. Seeing that Lin Xiaobei was still drooling but had already fallen asleep, he couldn't help but sighed deeply.

The author has something to say: Is it because pure girls don't want to join the group because they don't want to watch passionate scenes? ? ...

【Inverted V】Meeting is also hurt, Wei Qing is in trouble

When Lin Xiaobei woke up, he felt a burst of pain in his head, as if a knife was stirred inside, and his throat was dry and flaming.He covered his head in pain, and it took him a while to fully wake up.As soon as he got up, he felt that something was wrong. He lifted the quilt and saw that he was naked. His upper body was naked, and only a pair of homemade shorts. Lin Xiaobei patted his head and only remembered drinking with Wei Qing last night. Then, what happened later was completely forgotten.

He lifted the curtain of the bed and shouted outside. After a while, the maid Sang Qing came in.

Lin Xiaobei wrapped himself in the quilt, and said to Sang Qing, "Qing'er, pour me a glass of water, and bring me a coat."

Sang Qing covered her mouth and snickered, and said as she moved: "Your Excellency was really in a good mood last night. I don't know why he went crazy, but he sang for half the night. Everyone said that Your Excellency turned out to be a real person who doesn't show his face. He is not only talented in literature, but also in singing skills It is also unparalleled in the world.”

Lin Xiaobei frowned and asked, "Did I sing last night?"

Sang Qing came over with water, served Lin Xiaobei to drink it, and said with a smile: "Isn't it? I don't know where the adults learned it from singing single love songs in the middle of the night. Fortunately, Brother Wei is here, otherwise the neighbors around But they are all coming to report."

Lin Xiaobei shivered, his face was very exciting, no wonder his throat was so sore, how could nothing happen after yelling for half a night.It's just that he really lost his memory, so he asked, "Qing'er, where is Brother Wei?"

Sang Qing said: "Master Wei has also been exhausted for half a night, and he hasn't got up yet."

Lin Xiaobei said "Oh" and said nothing.

After washing up, he went out and saw Huo Qubing squatting in the yard as usual.When the little guy saw Lin Xiaobei, he suddenly smiled and looked at him with joy.Lin Xiaobei's face turned red, and he pretended to be angry and said, "What are you laughing at, be careful when your uncle scolds you."

Huo Qubing covered his mouth, but still couldn't stop laughing.Lin Xiaobei lost face and angrily went to wake Wei Qing up.

Knocked on the door and received an answer, Lin Xiaobei pushed the door open and went in, only to see Wei Qing leaning on the bedpost with his upper body naked, looking haggard.Lin Xiaobei touched his nose again, and said with a guilty conscience: "Brother, brother lost his temper last night, please forgive me for his rudeness."

Wei Qing smiled and said: "It's okay, it's rare for the elder brother to show his true temperament, Qing didn't realize there was anything wrong with it."

Lin Xiaobei nodded, but some doubts arose in his heart: "I didn't say anything I shouldn't have said last night, did I?"

Wei Qing shook his head quickly, and said, "It's nothing...it's just a weird song that Big Brother learned from, but Qing has never heard of it."

Lin Xiaobei broke out in a cold sweat all of a sudden, and hurriedly said, "I learned it from my hometown, hehe, it's not elegant."

"Oh."

After such a disturbance, Lin Xiaobei didn't feel very uncomfortable. When he saw Liu Che in the next few days, his face didn't change, and he continued to make jokes, as if he was okay.Liu Che made a new wife and took in another group of women. The ministers sent blessings one after another, wishing him to get a dragon son as soon as possible, so that the Han Dynasty would have successors and so on.Lin Xiaobei mixed in the crowd, and also saluted, saying long live.

After returning home, Yan'er packed her luggage in the house.First, Wei Qing said that there was a nice brother in the palace who was on duty together, and he was about the same age, and he intended to make Yan'er get to know him, Lin Xiaobei agreed, and arranged for the two to meet, both of whom were satisfied.Because the family was poor and couldn't afford a decent marriage, Lin Xiaobei took out some money, counted it as a dowry, and sent it to the family first.

When Yan'er saw Lin Xiaobei enter the door, she said, "My lord, I have handed over the accounting and handling tools to Mr. Guan. Mr. Guan is honest and capable, and he is also good at housekeeping. I believe that if Yan'er is gone, there will be no troubles in the house. Please take care, sir, and don't make Yan'er worry about you anymore."

Lin Xiaobei unconsciously took a step forward, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only say some words of blessing, and Yan'er responded one by one, Lin Xiaobei couldn't stay in the house anymore, so he had to go out.

Huo Qubing was following Yang Dedao to play with the dog, Lin Xiaobei raised his voice and said to Huo Qubing, "Qubing, come here."

"Well, what's the matter, godfather?" Huo Qubing heard Lin Xiaobei calling him, and hurried over.

Lin Xiaobei patted Huo Qubing's head and said with a smile: "You are not young anymore, it's time to read and practice calligraphy, I will start teaching you today, how about it?"

Huo Qubing let out an "ah" and said with a mournful face, "Godfather, is it okay not to learn?"

Lin Xiaobei smiled and nodded Huo Qubing's pursed lips, and said, "No."

Huo Qubing suddenly wilted like a frost-beaten eggplant.

Lin Xiaobei squeezed Huo Qubing's chubby hand, thinking that I have to find something to do so that I don't think wildly.

Huo Qubing was full of energy, and he was unambiguous in learning boxing and squatting, but when it came to reading and writing, his head was as big as a bucket.Because Lin Xiaobei taught in his previous life, although he didn't teach Chinese, he also understood by analogy.He taught Huo Qubing the art of war and the "Book of Rites" successively. Lin Xiaobei rejected the idea of ​​Legalism because it was too cruel.Lin Xiaobei didn't want to turn Huo Qubing into a rotten scholar about the Four Books and Five Classics, so he discarded most of them and only picked the good ones to teach.When Wei Qing was free, he would come over to listen to a class or two, and then he made gestures with a sand table, looking like he was planning a strategy.

There is nothing wrong with living like this, Liu Che has Liu Che's harem, and he also has his own freedom, until news came from the palace that Wei Zi