Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

I feel quite restrained and difficult to pet. "

"So you just wanted to abandon your wife and start a new relationship right after you got married?" Lin Xiaobei also took a sip of the wine, but when he swallowed it, he was forced to shed a few tears by the spicy taste.

"I didn't say it was abandonment!" Sima Xiangru retorted with a frown.

"I only hear the newcomers laughing, but don't care about the old ones crying. Even if you didn't say it, it's the same. I, Dongfang Shuo, only found out today that you are such a person who likes the new and dislikes the old!" Lin Xiaobei was a little annoyed.He doesn't like women, but he respects women, especially when he is still a young man growing up in New China, where the idea of ​​monogamy has long been ingrained.Although it was said that it was in a place like the Han Dynasty where horses could be bred, Lin Xiaobei had his own persistence!

Sima Xiangru was a little angry, but couldn't help but said: "Brother, why was he more devoted than me? I remember that you had a wife and children in your hometown in Pingyuan, but why did you come to Chang'an City? beauty?!"

"I..." Lin Xiaobei was at a loss for words, indeed, Dongfang Shuo was a pervert before he came here.If Lin Xiaobei hadn't come, Yan'er would have been replaced by now.

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Gongsun Ao quickly smoothed things over and said, "Be safe, both of you, and don't be impatient, don't hurt your brothers because of women."

I'll go for it, and you'll be one too!Lin Xiaobei cursed in his heart, what's wrong with women, where did you come from without women!For the first time, Lin Xiaobei felt that the ancients were really angry, so he dropped his wine glass, stood up and said, "I'm not feeling well, so I'll take my leave!" After saying that, he went straight out regardless of their reactions.

After going out and taking a few breaths of fresh air, Lin Xiaobei felt less irritable. He led the horse from the stable and walked back slowly.

It has been several months since I came to the Han Dynasty, and I have completely played the role of Dongfang Shuo. I have almost never made a mistake in what I say, and I am very proficient even when talking with Liu Che.It's just that the biggest difference between him and Dongfang Shuo is his sexual orientation, so he can't have sex with Yan'er, and he can't find a boyfriend blatantly.It is estimated that he is so lonely that he can't stand the stimulation so much, and even throws a face.But this is also good, soon Zhuo Wenjun will write the "Poetry of Resentment" that has been passed down through the ages, and they will reconcile as before.Cough, anyway, I have nothing to do with him, and Zhuo Wenjun is not familiar with him, so let it be.

Thinking about feeling uncomfortable in the previous life and wanting to vent, I can still go to the bar to indulge, and it is convenient to have a one-night stand when I see the right way.So Lin Xiaobei looked at the shops on both sides of the street meanly, thinking about opening a gay bar when he was no longer an official, so as to create convenience for the comrades.

Lin Xiaobei was having a good time wandering by himself, but unexpectedly he was bumped into a stagger by someone.

Lin Xiaobei quickly stabilized his body, only then saw that the person who bumped into him was actually very handsome and strong.

Seeing that Lin Xiaobei was wearing an official uniform, the man hurriedly made a salute and said, "Young Wei Qing offended your lord, please forgive me."

"No...Wei Qing?!" Lin Xiaobei was about to wave his hand to say it's okay, when suddenly he heard a thunderous name, and couldn't help but grabbed his arm.

Seeing Lin Xiaobei's excited face, the man asked in confusion, "Your Excellency recognizes Wei Qing?"

Nonsense, of course I know your...name, you will be the Great General Sima in the future!Lin Xiaobei secretly thought, it was just inconvenient to show it on the surface, so he could only say in a magic stick tone: "I don't know each other, but I think the little brother has a strange face, and he must be extraordinary. Although you are poor now, you will definitely be on the top in the future." People, from officials to feudal lords."

Wei Qing laughed and said: "As a slave, I only want to avoid being scolded. I am lucky. How can I talk about making meritorious service and becoming a marquis?"

Lin Xiaobei said: "Hehe, you can't say that. Personal experience has long been determined, and no one can control it. Just because you are a slave now, doesn't mean you will be a slave forever!" At this point, he changed the subject and said with a smile: " To meet is to be destined, in Xia Dongfang Shuo, whose name is Manqian, I want to make friends with Brother Wei." Comrade Lin, are you sure that your almost flattering smile won't scare Brother Wei?

"What? So you are Lord Dongfang!" Wei Qing was also very excited when he heard Lin Xiaobei's self-reported name, and quickly saluted with fists together: "Young eyes are shallow, and you can't recognize adults. Please don't blame me. Little Chang According to the princess, Master Dongfang has great wisdom and first-class swordsmanship. I have long been fascinated by him, and now I am grateful to him for not giving up and willing to be my friend. How dare I refuse!"

Lin Xiaobei rubbed his nose, thinking that what Wei Qing said was polite, after all, he failed to help Princess Pingyang, but was hindered, so this praise is really unreasonable.But seeing the future general have such a high evaluation of himself, I still can't help being very happy.In addition, Wei Qingchang is tall and handsome, honest and reliable, which makes people feel good at the first sight, so Lin Xiaobei smiled and said: "Since we are friends, there is no need to be so polite, and this title also needs to be changed. Shuo is twenty years old this year. , I wonder how old Brother Wei is?"

"Master Dongfang is five years older than me. If you don't dislike me, the younger one will call you elder brother."

17 years old... Lin Xiaobei looked at Wei Qing's adult body vomiting blood, and then quickly glanced at his not thin but not strong body, and couldn't help being very envious.But being able to accept a future general as a younger brother is really a piece of pie in the sky!Lin Xiaobei said: "Hahaha, Shuo couldn't get what he wanted, so why would he dislike it! Don't call yourself a little one in front of me from now on, big brother sounds awkward."

"Okay." Wei Qing responded with a hearty smile.

Lin Xiaobei wanted to get close to Wei Qing and cultivate their relationship, so he said, "Brother Wei is free today, why don't we go have a drink together!"

Wei Qing frowned, but actually refused: "Brother, I'm sorry, Qing has something to do today, so I can't accompany you."

"Oh? I wonder if it's convenient for me to talk about it?"

Wei Qing hesitated for a moment, and said: "To tell the truth, elder brother, Qing has a sister named Zifu, who has some affection with His Majesty today. A few days ago, His Majesty often came to visit her, and she continued to favor him. But for some reason, it has been a long time coming. My elder sister was depressed, she couldn't sleep day and night, and Qing was anxious, so she thought of going to elder sister to advise her."

Lin Xiaobei looked at Wei Qing's expression and felt a little clear in his heart.Liu Che probably didn't go because Han Yan came back and didn't have much time to miss Wei Zifu.So he comforted him and said, "Brother Wei, don't be irritable, there is no need to rush this matter. Well, tell Miss Zifu for me, it should be hers and it won't fly away, and it won't come if she doesn't force it."

Although Wei Qing was puzzled, he calmed down a lot, clasped his fists and said to Lin Xiaobei: "Thank you, brother, for your guidance."

The two talked and laughed as they walked, as if they knew each other for a long time, Wei Qing was also fooled by Lin Xiaobei into a dizzy, and wiped out all the money in his family.

"You mean that your nephew's nickname is Jiaojiao?" Lin Xiaobei had a mouthful of blood in his mouth and didn't dare to spit it out.

"Yes, brother-in-law Huo died early due to illness. The eldest sister was very sad, and she was afraid that Jiaojiao would be weak, so she had to leave early, so she named my nephew a girl, saying it would be easy to support. It's a coincidence Now, since she changed her name, Jiaojiao's body has become stronger and stronger, even though Xiaogang is more than three years old, she can easily lift things twice as heavy as him." Wei Qing said with a smile.

Lin Xiaobei secretly raised his forehead, he really didn't expect that Huo Qubing, the famous general in later generations, would have such a gentle and graceful nickname.So he asked again: "Then what is his scientific name?"

Wei Qing said: "My eldest sister and I don't know a lot of Chinese characters, and my brother-in-law left early, so I haven't picked it up yet." Speaking of this, he suddenly thought of something, and excitedly said to Lin Xiaobei: "Brother is very knowledgeable, How about choosing a name for Jiaojiao!"

Lin Xiaobei was shocked immediately. Could it be that Huo Qubing's name should be taken by him? !

Has history changed unknowingly under his influence?After that, Huo Qubing died in his prime, can it be changed?Or is there something hidden in it, but it's just not written in the history books?Lin Xiaobei looked at Wei Qing's sincere face with a complicated expression, and didn't know how to answer for a moment.

"What's wrong, brother, is there any difficulty?" Wei Qing looked at Lin Xiaobei's face and said with some hesitation, "If brother doesn't want it, Qing will definitely not force it."

"No, no, that's not what I meant." Lin Xiaobei quickly waved his hands and said, "Of course I feel very honored. It's just that you need to get the consent of your elder sister for naming, otherwise, if I disagree, you Isn't it a dilemma?"

"Hehe, it's still the eldest brother who is thoughtful, Qing is reckless." Wei Qing scratched the back of his head and smiled very embarrassedly.

"Since that's the case, go back to Pingyang Mansion first, and someday we'll go see Huo Jiaojiao together." Lin Xiaobei said with difficulty.

Wei Qing nodded and said: "Well, then Qing will leave, see you again, big brother!"

"it is good."

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Note: The ages of Wei Qing and Huo Qubing have changed.

Hunting Shanglinyuan, Liu Che was kissed

After going back that day, Wei Qing didn't come to Lin Xiaobei for several days.Even if Lin Xiaobei wanted to see Huo Jiaojiao cough, there was nothing he could do.

Sima Xiangru was estranged from himself. He ate, drank and had fun with those so-called talents in Chang'an City every day, and wrote poems and recited Fu.Lin Xiaobei was good at Tang poetry and Song Ci, but he really didn't know anything about the style of Fu, and no one came to invite him, so he could only come and go alone every day.

This day Yang Deyi came to visit with his dog again, saying that the emperor is in a good mood today and is hunting in Shanglin Garden, so he asked Lin Xiaobei to join in.

Lin Xiaobei happened to be in a panic, so he went immediately.

When I arrived, I realized that this was definitely not hunting, but a formation exercise.I saw hundreds of people dressed in Xiongnu costumes, holding scimitars, and divided into four teams to fight forward.