Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

Go get it yourself. "

Yan'er nodded, picked out a few servants, and followed Lin Xiaobei.Wei Qing happened to come back from a shift, and when he saw Lin Xiaobei going out, he wanted to go with him.

Came to the bus house early.The bus order in charge of the carriages, horses and rations of the imperial palace officials was called Han Buzhi. When he saw Lin Xiaobei, he immediately said enthusiastically, "Hey, Mr. Dongfang, it's so early! Why are you free today?"

Lin Xiaobei said with a smile: "The family ran out of food, so I wanted to get it early and go back to cook!"

Han Buzhi had a fat and round face, with slender eyebrows and long eyes, and he couldn't see the eyeballs when he smiled, and he was treacherous.He asked his subordinates to quickly fill Lin Xiaobei with rice, and then said quietly to Lin Xiaobei: "The regulations of the court are really unreasonable. How can a nine-foot man like Mr. Dongfang get [-] shi rice? And some of them died I can't finish eating the rice that the little man with the official name got, and waste it!"

Lin Xiaobei glanced at Han Bushi, and thought, heh, you and I have a tacit understanding.Just looking at Han Buzhi's flattering face, his stomach felt tight, so he said: "How can you and I change the rules set by our ancestors? But since Mr. Han said so, I have to go to the Holy Master to talk about it." A few words. It’s just that if the Holy Majesty blames it, Mr. Han will have to bear it a lot.”

Han Buzhi froze immediately, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Master Dongfang, please forgive me, but don't say that I suggested it."

Lin Xiaobei acted unfathomably, touched a futon, and sat down in front of the door.Wei Qing thought it was interesting to send people to bring the food back, so he stayed and squatted beside Lin Xiaobei, talking to him from time to time.

Officials and servants kept coming to collect food, and seeing Lin Xiaobei laughed for a while before leaving.Han Bushi made a bitter face, and said: "Master Dongfang, don't be such a door god, at worst I will give you half of my food, you go back and eat!"

Lin Xiaobei smiled and said, "Don't worry about this, it's the same to eat after finishing the work."

Wei Qing laughed silly, and said to Lin Xiaobei: "Brother, look at Mrs. Han's face, isn't it the constipated face you often say?"

Lin Xiaobei let out a chuckle, and Han Bushi's expression became even more stinky.

Finally, the two dwarfs arrived, they looked pretty good-looking, like little dolls, driving a pony cart, and they looked decent.After receiving the food, seeing Lin Xiaobei, he smiled and said, "Master Dongfang, you also come to receive the food."

Lin Xiaobei let out a long sigh, and said, "I've finished receiving it a long time ago, and I'm here specially waiting for you."

"Oh? Then I don't know why Master Dongfang is looking for us?"

"Yesterday, the emperor told me that you people can neither farm nor fight, nor do you have the talent to govern the country. It is of no benefit to the country, so I want to kill you."

The dwarfs panicked, but the older one asked calmly, "Why are we useless? We can make the emperor happy."

Lin Xiaobei said again: "What happiness, the emperor has just married a beautiful woman, and he is very happy every day, you are no longer useless."

The young one knelt down to Lin Xiaobei and cried, "Master Dongfang, you are the most resourceful, you can save us."

Lin Xiaobei said: "The only solution now is to go to the emperor and say that you are willing to resign to save your life."

The two dwarves quickly wiped away their tears and entered the palace.

Wei Qing was puzzled at first, but later he understood, and couldn't help but feel a little shy, and said to Lin Xiaobei: "Brother, I didn't expect the three of us to cause you so much inconvenience, Qing really has no face to stay any longer."

Lin Xiaobei said with a smile: "You and I are brothers, why bother with these things. Besides, there should be differential treatment, otherwise it would be a waste of resources."

Wei Qing nodded half understanding, and looked at Lin Xiaobei with more emotion.

After returning home for brunch, Lin Xiaobei didn't feel full. He danced swords in the yard for a while, feeling hungry, so he stopped to watch Wei Qing teach Huo Qubing how to shoot an arrow.Wei Qing made a small bow for Huo Qubing. At this time, Huo Qubing stretched the miniature bow to the full, and shot arrows towards the target. However, he was too small to control the arrows well, and the arrows often missed.The appearance of Huo Quyin pouting his mouth in anger really makes people laugh.

Not long after, Yang Deyi came, and when he saw Lin Xiaobei, he exaggeratedly called out, "Master Dongfang, you are really in a good mood, the Holy One is furious now, and wants to punish you!"

Lin Xiaobei already had countermeasures, so he said calmly, "Please let me know."

When the two entered the palace and hall, they saw Liu Che with a livid face and gesticulating with a sword in his hand.

Lin Xiaobei quickly knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, my minister Dongfang Shuo."

Liu Che didn't let him get up, and said coldly, "Dongfang Shuo, are you guilty?"

"Go back to the emperor, I'm guilty."

Seeing Lin Xiaobei's quick confession, Liu Che couldn't help asking, "Oh? Then what crime did you commit?"

"I shouldn't try to figure out the holy will without authorization, and still say it."

Liu Che said angrily again: "When did I want to kill these dwarfs! You, Dongfang Shuo, don't act recklessly just because of my favor and trust in you. Be careful that I will cut you down with a sword, and let you be separated."

Lin Xiaobei said: "Your Majesty, I don't think I guessed wrong. Your Majesty has devoted himself to politics and revitalized our great man, so he recruits talents from all over the world. Moreover, your majesty regards himself as Emperor Wu, so he recruits warriors and prepares for the North. Expelling the Xiongnu is a shameful act. But if these warriors don’t have enough to eat, how can they fight on an empty stomach? So the emperor must lay off some officials with corpses and vegetarian meals. Isn’t these dwarves the most suitable ones?”

Liu Che was stunned, his anger subsided, and he began to make things difficult for Lin Xiaobei: "Aiqing Dongfang is right, but I am a big man with a large land and abundant resources, and the treasury is full, so raising a few dwarves is not too much!"

Lin Xiaobei replied: "Your Majesty, although it is not too much, if this continues, I will have to eat grass roots. Listen, my stomach is rumbling now!" There was a cry.

Liu Che burst out laughing at such a fuss, and said, "That's right, I can't let Dongfang Aiqing go hungry, otherwise I don't need to talk to you, I just listen to your stomach. All my loyalty, pass it on to me." It is my decree that from next month dwarves and jesters who should be dismissed will be dismissed, those who stay will be reduced by half their salary, and those who are virtuous and brave will be increased by [-]%!"

So Zhong led the decree to go, only Liu Che and Lin Xiaobei were in the hall.

Liu Che asked Lin Xiaobei to get up, and suddenly sighed: "Now I have only you, Dongfang Shuo, by my side."

Lin Xiaobei was taken aback for a moment, and thought, this can't be done, playing confidant with the emperor is really a terrible game!But seeing Liu Che's sad face and dim eyes, he still couldn't help asking: "If your majesty has something bothering you, you might as well tell me about it. I promise not to let a third person know about it."

Liu Che sighed and said, "You can walk with me."

The two were walking in the palace one after the other, Liu Che didn't speak, and Lin Xiaobei didn't ask, but he knew in his heart that Chen Ajiao was probably the one who tripped her up, preventing Liu Che from favoring Wei Zifu.According to historical data, Wei Zifu was suppressed by Chen Ajiao shortly after he entered the palace and became a court lady, and he never had a chance to sleep with him.It was not until the third year of Jianyuan, when Liu Che re-elected his concubine, that he had the opportunity to meet.

Suddenly Liu Che stopped and interrupted Lin Xiaobei's thoughts, only to hear him ask in a low voice: "Dongfang Shuo, what do you think of Longyang's kindness?"

Lin Xiaobei raised his head in an instant, met Liu Che's slightly confused gaze, his heart was shocked, his first reaction was, Liu Che bent?

The first scoop of dog's blood, the hero saves the beauty

Lin Xiaobei didn't know what happened to Liu Che, so he could only think about it: "I think that the friendship between people is more important than appearance. In the past, King Wei and Lord Longyang went in and out together, and shared the same bed. , Just like an ordinary couple. The king of Wei was even more worried about the Lord Longyang, and ordered the whole country to stop talking about beauties, and those who violated the prohibition were all copied and executed. Therefore, later generations call it "Longyang's addiction". Such affection, the minister also It’s moving. And human life is so short, if you can find a confidant, even if you are of the same sex, it is rare.”

Liu Che thought for a while, and said, "In this way, Longyang's goodness is not shameful? Dongfang Aiqing really has a unique insight, I understand."

Lin Xiaobei felt itchy in his heart, watching Liu Che hesitate to speak, Liu Che was no longer confused at this time, seeing Lin Xiaobei's appearance, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Dongfang Shuo, you can speak up when you have something to say, it's not in your nature to hide it." .”

"The emperor is wise. What I want to ask is, why did the emperor ask about this?"

Liu Che paused for a moment, then continued to walk forward, before saying after a long time: "Little Yanzi, he said that he has been in love with me for a long time, but I don't know how to reply, so I can only ask you."

Han Yan?Lin Xiaobei was startled, and suddenly remembered the slightly hostile look he gave him when he was forming the formation last year, and the pious way he kissed Liu Che.No wonder, I got too close to Liu Che, which aroused someone's jealousy.In addition, Wei Zifu was forced to confess as soon as he entered the palace.

"By the way, Dongfang Shuo, why haven't I heard that you are taking a concubine again recently? When you came to Beijing, didn't you threaten to take in a beauty every year?"

Lin Xiaobei was thinking about something, when he heard Liu Che teasing him suddenly, he couldn't help but "ah", looked up at Liu Che's eyes full of interest, curled his lips secretly, and said: "Back to the emperor, I recently heard a poem called 'Wish to win a person with one heart' , the white head will not be separated.' I think so, so I want to find a confidant, to be together for the rest of my life."

Liu Che repeated the poem in a low voice, and asked, "The poem is good, who wrote it?"

"Mrs. Zhuo Wenjun, Yipin's order."

"She's a talented woman." Liu Che lacked interest, and then said again: "But a man should have three wives and four concubines, so that he can spread his branches and spread his bloodline..." Liu Che didn't say any more, and his face became gloomy again.

Just at this time, I heard a shout from the front: "Che'er!"

Lin Xiaobei looked up and saw that it was Chen Ajiao.

Chen Ajiao is all in black