Time travel to become Dongfang Shuo

Go to the kitchen to see if breakfast is ready. " Said and saluted, and withdrew.

Lin Xiaobei sighed, thinking, since you have made a decision, just keep going.I really can't accept women, how can I delay others.

It was three quarters of Yin time after dinner, and it was exactly five o'clock when we arrived at the palace. Lin Xiaobei straightened his long hair, got on his horse, talked to Yang Dedao and left.

Because he had walked through it twice and the road was familiar, Lin Xiaobei thought, he really adapted quickly, could it be that he was destined to be like what the real Dongfang Shuo said?Cut, that old man who can play tricks, who knows how he chose himself.But that's fine, I don't have anyone to worry about over there, and it's a great blessing to stay away from that world of intrigue.It's just that I am a fake and inferior product, can I really live in the Western Han Dynasty?

Thinking like this, time passed quickly, and when he came back to his senses, he had already reached the gate of the palace.

As usual, he met Sima Xiangru at the door, Dongfang Shuo got off his horse and saw him chatting with a man.The man was dressed in armor and held a halberd in his hand. He had a resolute face, a straight nose and thick lips, but he was a loyal man.When Sima Xiangru saw Dongfang Shuo approaching, he bowed first, and said with a smile, "I just talked to General Gongsun about Eldest Brother. I thought Eldest Brother must be late, but I didn't expect to come here."

Lin Xiaobei's heart skipped a beat, seeing the man's attire and Sima Xiangru's words, he instantly understood that this person was probably Liu Che's first-class bodyguard, the Imperial Guard Warrior Gongsun Ao.So he also said with a smile on his face: "Young brother, don't make fun of me anymore. Yesterday I was so proud that I specially reminded me, how dare I delay any longer."

The man also smiled and said: "Mr. Dongfang is a man of temperament, so there is no need for ordinary people to abide by etiquette, the Holy Majesty knows it too. It's getting late, let's go in first."

Lin Xiaobei was worried that he didn't know the way. At this time, he heard Gongsun Ao say that he couldn't ask for it.

The three of them chatted and laughed and entered the Chengming Palace, because Gongsun Ao didn't have to go to court early, and was only responsible for the safety inside and outside the palace, so they said goodbye at the gate and left, leaving Lin Xiaobei and Sima Xiangru to go in together.

Many people had already come to the hall, and after going to the eunuch to get the elephant wat, they retreated to chat.There were also a few lower-level officials who came to greet them both, talking and laughing, Lin Xiaobei remembered quite a few of them.

Not long after, Lin Xiaobei and Sima Xiangru stopped talking when they heard bustle by the door, and looked up at the door.I saw two old men about 50 years old coming in side by side, and all the officials immediately surrounded them like flies who had seen X. They only heard someone with a loud voice called Mr. Xu and Mr. Zhuang, but they didn't know which onion it was.

Lin Xiaobei held the elephant wat and didn't move, Sima Xiangru also looked at him with disdain.Lin Xiaobei thought to himself, is there some festival?

It's just that it's inconvenient to ask questions, Lin Xiaobei can only hold back his curiosity, and doesn't move like a pine.

Finally, a eunuch called to go to the court, and all the people adjusted their clothes and went to the morning court.

Lin Xiaobei pursed the corners of his mouth and said in his heart, the first time is raw and the second time is acquaintance, he Liu Che can't eat people no matter how awesome he is, as long as he says less and does less and reacts flexibly, he should be able to fool him in the morning.Thinking this way, my heart is much more stable.After all, they are modern people who have gone through various exams in the high school entrance examination and college entrance examination, so they must not be fooled by the ancients.

Everyone entered the main hall, Wen left and Wu right divided into two sides and stood still.Lin Xiaobei knew that Dongfang Shuo was the servant at this time, probably a junior official of the sixth rank, so he tried to stand back as much as possible, as if standing with Sima Xiang.

Not long after, Bingbi eunuch Zhong Zhong shouted loudly: "The emperor is here—!"

The eunuch's voice was so high and thin that Lin Xiaobei trembled in fright. He knelt down reluctantly, and shouted long live my emperor along with all the officials.Lin Xiaobei thought to himself, thanks to the thick clothes that the ancients wore, with three layers inside and three layers outside, otherwise kneeling on the floor would hurt the knees.Thinking like this and comforting myself, fortunately, I came to the Western Han Dynasty. If it was in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, I would have to kneel for the entire morning court, which would be even more harmful to my health.

"Pingshen." It was the same deep voice.

Lin Xiaobei shouted Xie Wuhuang Long live again, then stood up, covered his face behind the elephant wat, and secretly looked at Liu Che who was wearing a crown. He was wearing a black dragon robe embroidered with golden dragons, sitting high on the golden dragon chair, Like a god, he despises all living beings.Lin Xiaobei sighed in his heart, as expected, people are born unequal.This gap was even more pronounced in ancient times.

The eunuch shouted again: "If there is something to do, go to the court, and if there is nothing to do, retreat to the court—!"

Lin Xiaobei then lowered his head.

After a while, someone said: "Report to my emperor, I have this performance."

"Precise play."

"The former imperial historian Zhao Wan and Lang Zhongling Wang Zang offended the Empress Dowager because of their disrespectful words. If Shu offends again, I ask you to execute him immediately."

Lin Xiaobei quietly raised his head to see the people in the row, because his back was facing him, so he didn't know his face, but from the tone of his voice, it should be from Dou Yi's gang.

"Dongfang Shuo, what do you think?" Lin Xiaobei was thinking, when Liu Che called him by name.

Lin Xiaobei was stunned for a moment.

The Holy Wrath was provoked upwards, and the proclamation room was repaired

When he came back to his senses, he found that Manchu Wenwu was looking at him, and that bastard Liu Che was also looking at him with great interest, and the tassels hanging from the crown did not block his expression of watching the show.Lin Xiaobei had no choice but to stand out, bowed and said: "Go back to the emperor, I have no objection."

Liu Che said: "You don't have to be cautious, you don't have to be cautious. If you have any thoughts, just speak up. Even if there is something inappropriate, I will not pursue it."

Lin Xiaobei's heart tightened, and he heard the voice of the little emperor.So he straightened up, looked at the civil servant, and asked, "Is Tai Shigong here?"

A thin old man came out and replied: "What advice does Dongfang's servant have?"

"The emperor said that even if Shuo speaks nonsense, he won't be held accountable, so I trouble the old man to write it down."

Only then did Liu Che put away his optimistic expression, and said indifferently: "Why, you Dongfang Shuo are still afraid that I will go back and forth."

Lin Xiaobei bowed and said, "I dare not."

"Humph."

Lin Xiaobei then said: "My lord, I also think that Zhao Wan and Wang Zang should be executed immediately."

Liu Che moved a bit, but his voice remained steady: "How do you say that?"

"Your Majesty, you have not been on the throne for a long time, and you have not been in charge of the government. You can't think about everything. You need the support of the Empress Dowager. However, Wang Zang, Zhao Wan, openly opposed the Empress Dowager's interference in government affairs, and distorted the empress dowager's good intentions. Disrespectful. He also advised the emperor to do some large-scale construction work, which violated the previous emperor's thought of ruling by doing nothing. What's the use of the emperor keeping such disloyal and useless courtiers?" Lin Xiaobei said slowly, thinking But he was so nervous that he was going to die. He was afraid that if he said this, Liu Che would drag himself out and behead him in a fit of anger.

"You!" Liu Che was furious, but he couldn't speak, because there was really nothing wrong with what Lin Xiaobei said.

Lin Xiaobei muttered: "Your Majesty, you have made it clear first, let me speak frankly."

"Well said, hahaha. Dongfang Aiqing's words are convincing, and every sentence makes sense. According to Qing's wishes, he will be hanged in three days." Liu Che smiled instead of anger, and executed the two lives lightly.

Lin Xiaobei heaved a sigh of relief, sweat began to ooze from his forehead again, and he didn't dare to wipe it off, so he returned to his original position and stood still.

The man earlier was obviously very proud, and shouted loudly: "The emperor is wise."

Lin Xiaobei observed the expressions of all civil and military officials, and found that the little emperor Liu Che's people were really pitifully small.

After going down to court, all the people went out together.Lin Xiaobei followed behind Sima Xiangru with a mocking smile, and said with a smile, "My dear brother."

Sima Xiangru turned his head and said, "I don't dare to admire Mr. Dongfang. You and I should be called by official names."

Lin Xiaobei pulled Sima Xiangru's sleeve, pulled it to a place where there were few people, and said in a low voice: "I know you are not fair, but you must not forget, my surname is not Liu in this world."

Sima Xiangru was stunned, and understood in an instant, and then he bowed deeply to Lin Xiaobei, and said blushingly: "Young brother really has lost his mind, and he didn't realize the good intentions of big brother. He really has no face to face big brother." sleeve.

Lin Xiaobei couldn't laugh or cry.

At this moment, I saw Yang Deyi coming out from the sidewalk, and said to Lin Xiaobei: "Master Dongfang, stay a while, the Holy Majesty summons."

Lin Xiaobei said with a smile, "Trouble running, I'll go right away." Turning to Sima Xiangru, he said, "Young brother, go back first, don't wait for me."

Sima Xiangru nodded, said goodbye and turned to leave.

Following Yang Deyi to the announcement room, Yang Deyi stopped, turned to Lin Xiaobei and said, "Your Majesty is not in a good mood, sir, you need to be careful in your words and deeds."

"I know. Thank you for reminding me proudly."

Yang Deyi pushed the door open and entered the hall, and after a while he heard a shrill shout: "Xuan Dongfang Shuo entered the hall—!"

Lin Xiaobei straightened his clothes, opened the door and entered.

Walking to the front of the desk, knelt down skillfully, and shouted: "Long live my emperor."

After kneeling for a long time, there was no movement, and Lin Xiaobei didn't look up, knowing that the little emperor was having a temper, so he just knelt quietly.But I thought in my heart, the kneeling in "My Fair Princess" really needs to be prepared, and I will let Yan'er sew one when I go back.He suddenly remembered that he had already told Yan'er last night to find another husband's family for her, so how dare he tell her again.

After a few minutes, Lin Xiaobei felt that his calf was numb, and the ground under his knee was warm.Only then did Liu Che say: "Oh, Dongfang Aiqing, when did you come here? I was busy looking at the memorial, but I forgot to let you get up. Dongfang Aiqing please get up quickly, proud, help Master Dongfang up quickly .”

Lin Xiaobei rolled his eyes secretly, knowing that you would say that.But he said in his mouth: "I'm guilty, it's better to kneel." He shook his head at Yang Deyi, indicating that he didn't have to come.

"Hey? How did this happen? The words Dongfang Aiqing just said in the court are so clear, I