[HP] Hogwarts Muggle University

[HP] Hogwarts Muggle University

[HP]霍格沃茨麻瓜大学

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Dear Mr./Ms. X, we are honored to inform you that you have been admitted to Hogwarts University…—————————— 1. Riddle: Why don’t you give me the qualification to stay in the school?I'm an honors graduate, president of a fraternity... Dumbledore: You've been reported for academic dishonesty.Riddle: Excuse me? ? ?Snape: Hee hee, I didn't expect that! 2. James: I decided to bravely sit across from Lily at noon tomorrow with a dinner plate and ask her if she would like to come with me to that party on Saturday.Sirius: Don't.James: Why?Sirius: I heard that Snotluck invited Lily to the dance on Friday.James: ... Sirius: Wake up, old iron, this is the desolation of reality.James: I live so sad, I pulled Chopin in the rain... 3. Snape: Mr. Longbottom, sometimes I really think you have a scientist living in your head.Neville:?Snape: Watt. 4. Draco: I can teach you how to find real friends, Potter.Harry: Your last name is Malfoy?So your dad is the trustee of Hogwarts?Draco: Assuming you understand, Master Ben was young——Harry: My godfather said that you got into Hogwarts because of your father's donation.Draco: This is slander!My dad's lawyer will send your godfather to jail!Harry: Say what you want.By the way, my godfather's last name is Blake.Draco: ... Harry: Yes, it's your mother's cousin.Draco: ... Harry: Hello little cousin.Draco: You can shut up. 5. Hermione: Snape actually gave a C! C ah!Ron: Harry and I are both F's.Please stop your showing off!Harry: Anyway, I'm bearish.Hermione: Harry, do you know how much this will affect your GPA?Harry: That's okay, Snape and my family have a blood feud.Ron: What?Harry: Snape chased my mother before.Ron:? ? ?Harry: Then of course it got cold.So he has a grudge against my dad.Hermione:! ! ! 6. Eric: People say our trajectories are extremely similar.Grindelwald: Who are you? 7. Thor: Although my brother looks mischievous, he is not such a person... Tony: Are you Thor?Your brother smashed the screen of my mobile phone and asked me to come to you to lose money.Thor: He wasn't his own. —————In conclusion, welcome to Hogwarts University!Our slogan is: For the greater good!Content tags: HP British and American drama Fantasy Space Western Fantasy┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Harry Potter┃ Supporting role:

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