[HP] Hogwarts Muggle University

Dorcas' unrequited love came to an end on an unremarkable night while Hogwarts was still discussing various topics about Snape.

She ran into Sirius by chance that night on her way home from the library to her dormitory.Although they were scheduled to move into the Death Eater's house in a few days, Dorcas heard some news from Mary about Sirius' quarrel with James, which made her feel a little uneasy.

I didn't expect Sirius' attitude to be okay.Although he didn't show much enthusiasm, at least he didn't walk around her.

Then, by a strange twist of fate, Dorcas confessed to him.

"Okay, I see." Sirius replied unusually calmly.

What does this mean?

Dorcas' heart suddenly went cold: "Well, I should have known that I would definitely be rejected before I spoke."

According to the routine of romance novels, there should be a huge reversal when things develop to this point, but Dorcas obviously didn't get the script of the heroine.

"Yes." Sirius admitted bluntly, "You were rejected."

Dorcas laughed dryly: "Then...then what kind of girls do you like?"

"It's not like you anyway." Sirius said almost meanly, "And I don't need you to care about my affairs."

Dorcas was stunned, she stopped: "You mean we don't even have to be friends?"

"Since when are we considered friends?" Sirius quickened his pace and walked forward after leaving her behind.Dorcas didn't give chase. She felt she needed to calm down.

"You're really too much, my friend." Although Sirius had warned James after they reconciled, if Dorcas came to confess his love to him, he would answer her in a very bitch way.But listening to him tell the whole conversation, James came to believe that Dorcas was a good girl: otherwise she wouldn't have beat him up.

"Which word did I say wrong? Please, if I don't say that, she will definitely be wicked in the future. Personally, I prefer the way of cutting things quickly."

"Okay, you are rich, you are handsome, you are right." James paused, "Then the matter of us moving to a new house is also cold?"

"I have a thick skin, but Dorcas probably won't be willing to move in." Sirius kicked the ball back, "You find a way to adjust with Lily and Mary."

Speaking of Lily, with whom James had had a hard time mending, after the Dorcas incident, he felt they were on the verge of falling out again.

"Then I have a bold idea."

"Say."

James took a deep breath: "Tomorrow, I will confess my love to Lily."

"...%￥#...&*"

"What the hell are you trying to say, James?" Lily reminded with a sigh.

James stopped abruptly, he couldn't figure out what he was just talking nonsense.However, now is obviously the time: "This... Lily, look, I've been chasing you for so long, and you haven't given me an answer. To be honest, I'm a little tired——"

"It's okay," Lily was obviously imitating Sirius' tone, if James heard correctly, apparently what this guy said to Dorcas the night before had reached Lily's ears, "You can quit at any time. "

James sighed deeply: "Although I will definitely be suspended for life, can you stop and wait for me?"

"It's not impossible."

It took James a second to react, and then his eyes widened in disbelief. "What?"

"Don't pretend, you must have heard me clearly."

"Wow! You mean—you you you you—" James felt himself flying with joy, "you promised me!"

Lily shrugged, blushing on her face: "I thought you were a jerk and a fool, but you are actually quite interesting. I mean, your fan fiction is pretty good."

"Fan fiction?" James' smile disappeared suddenly.

"I read your Star Wars fanfic. I didn't expect you to have two skills, Potter." Lily replied, "Although some of the plots are bloody, but..." Lily smiled , "At least you have a cute pseudonym."

Mr. Prongs...

For the first time, James felt that he had taken a pseudonym that was extremely retarded and extremely secondary.

"Did Remus tell you, or Sirius?"

"It's both."

"Although I really want to kiss and hug you now, but Lily—oh no, baby—I'm going to go back and fight some people first." James ran away two steps and then came back with an unbelievable expression on his face. Touched Lily's hair, pinched her ears, and pinched her arm extra hard, "Can you slap me? Am I really dreaming?"

"Potter!"

"Seeing your happy face, it's obviously done." Before James could speak, Sirius preemptively handed over a piece of paper, "Sign it."

Written on the paper——

"Dormitory Convention"

1. It is allowed to fall in love in the dormitory, but all intimate behaviors with physical contact are prohibited (when Party A is not present, you can kiss and hug at will, please continue reading for the specific agreement).

2. It is strictly forbidden to use languages ​​above PG13 for dialogue (same as above, please feel free if Party A is not here).

3. Party B is allowed to exude the sour smell of love, but it can only last for 2 hours a day.

4. Show affection no more than once and a half times a day (half time refers to the presence of other people).

5. Any behavior that is spicy to the eyes of Party A is prohibited (details are stipulated by Party A).

6. If you have special needs, please send a text message in advance to inform Party A to avoid (code name: group activity).

7. If the situation in Article [-] occurs, please ensure that the dormitory environment is suitable for Party A to live in.

8. Party A reserves all rights to interpret this treaty.

9. This Treaty shall never expire (unless...).

10. If Party B violates any of the above provisions, his Facebook, ins, AO3, fanfiction, Tumblr and other accounts will be at risk of being stolen/reported.

Party A: Sirius Olaine Black; Party B: __________