[HP] Hogwarts Muggle University

James opened the ins.

He even forcibly dragged the very reluctant Sirius together.

"In this way, we can each have a fan just after registration, how great!" James said confidently, "Hey, wait, can you change your name? Your presence on my watch list like this will make me feel so happy!" Others doubt my character."

—— James stared at the "SON of BITCH" in the watch list, feeling a deep sense of powerlessness.

"I can't use my real name, so what's wrong with this name? It's catchy and memorable." Sirius said plausibly, "Yo, your number of fans is growing fast."

"They're all my Facebook friends," James said, sweeping around, then cleared his throat, "I need to discuss something with you."

"Your sneaky look makes me panic."

"Could you lend me your guitar?" James asked "shyly." "Pose for a picture?"

Sirius: ...

It's easy to borrow a guitar, but James climbed to the window sill of Sirius' bedroom, leaned against the wall, bent his legs, and stared out of the window at a thirty-degree angle. He pushed forward and put forward a new request: "Can you lie down on the ground and take pictures against the light? Don't just shoot people, but emphasize the atmosphere, the atmosphere! I must highlight my temperament as a literary youth—"

"Is it because you, James, are too floating, or I, Sirius, can't lift a knife?"

But that's just the beginning.

During the entire summer vacation, the number of James' ins fans increased at an alarming rate. In contrast, he must update his snapshots at least five times a day.The content includes his daily morning jogging, interaction with his neighbor's golden retriever, footprints to various literary and artistic youth sanctuaries in Los Angeles, short videos of playing guitar...

At the beginning, Sirius looked at it every day and taunted James with private messages from time to time, but as time went by, he quickly shifted his interest to his ins, because he found... this is an excellent tree hole to complain about. Well!

Soon Sirius's ins was filled with all kinds of daily complaints. His style was very simple and rude: every night at nine o'clock, he updated a picture with black text on a white background, which said Sirius' original "one-sentence diary."

Day1: God closes a window for you, and then locks your door behind his back.

Day2: Do you think there is no man in the world who is handsome and rich, smart and humble, and single?Of course there is!It's me.

Day3: Unfortunately, I will neither fall in love with you nor marry you.

Day 4: If you feel like you got a [-] crit hit, congratulations, you're at least self-aware — that's the only thing you have.

Day5: But you can confess to me, and then I will give you a love number plate, so that you know what number your spare tire is.

……

Although Sirius adhered to the principle of keeping a low profile and did not post any tags, the number of his fans was still slowly increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye: Although the comment area was either trolls or glass hearts yelling that he had been stabbed.

Until the night before school started, Sirius received a bad news.

"Mom and Dad want us to go together tomorrow." Regulus said thoughtfully, "But don't worry, we will part ways as soon as we arrive at school."

Sirius felt his blood pressure rising: "What's the point of parting ways? My friends are very good at it, okay? I'm a celebrity at Hogwarts."

"Oh? Really? Then I might have misunderstood you." Regulus frowned, "I thought you were very reluctant to mention your relationship with the 'Black Family'. Well, if that's the case, tomorrow Just help me carry my luggage, and then I can take a look at your dormitory and have dinner together."

Sirius almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

After sending Regulus away, he stayed alone in the room thinking hard for a long time, and finally sent out the first statement that it was not poisonous chicken soup.

Day74: My mentally handicapped younger brother will go to school with me tomorrow, how can I give him a slap in the face in an elegant and murderous way?

Someone responded quickly: My first day of college, my brother (he was a senior at the time) took me to an unspeakable party.My only memory of that night is that I was shivering in a corner holding a paper cup of vodka...

Unspeakable party?First of all, Sirius is a bright and upright single dog, and secondly, he secretly believes that Regulus is by no means a pure and unaffected little white flower as he has shown.

The second useful comment will come soon: You can pretend to be a local snake or an old driver, won't that scare Mengxin?

This will not work.Sirius thought.Regulus is very familiar with Hogwarts, and people like Bella or Narcissa may come to get involved.

He waited for a long time without seeing any ideas of reference value, until when he refreshed again before going to bed, a comment jumped into his eyes:

You're handsome, rich, rich, smart, humble, and have a bunch of female fans, but you can't handle your own brother.Koko~

When Regulus arrived at school the next day, he waved goodbye to Sirius, then turned around and headed for his apartment with all his entourage in a swaggering manner—a "good boy" like him wouldn't live in a student dormitory!Regulus' light and flirtatious appearance made Sirius belatedly realize that he seemed to have been tricked.

As a result, when he arrived at his dormitory, James threw another question that baffled him: "Why don't you ask me what happened?"

"What are you talking about?" Sirius looked confused, "Have you chased Lily?"

"Didn't you check my ins page?" James asked immediately, "Sure enough, Sirius, I've only been out of New York for two months, and you've already forgotten about me..."

Goosebumps popped up on Sirius' arms. He quickly clicked on James' personal homepage, but was surprised to find that he was actually certified in blue: "When did you become a 'public figure'? Or something... 'Music creator'? Hahaha—"

"Tch!" James snorted, "I met my Bole in a bar in West Hollywood, he discovered my musical talent, and let me perform at his bar every Friday and Saturday. He also helped I released my first solo album online, and the response was great."

Sirius had wanted to ask James to shake his head and listen to the sound of the sea.But after thinking about it... it seems that ins will not give official certification casually.

"You... uh..."

"He said that I can take the music route, but I haven't made up my mind yet... I think it's okay to play it as a hobby. If I really make my debut, I will be a little... um... hesitant." James replied.

Sirius almost believed James' words: "Is your Bole reliable?"

"I think it's okay. That bar has been open for several years, and it's quite famous in Los Angeles." James said as he took out a business card and handed it to Sirius, "Speaking of which, he still has the same last name as you. Any distant relatives in Los Angeles?"

Sirius took the business card, which was printed in exaggerated fonts——

【Alpha De Black at Viper Bar】

"You don't happen to know him, do you?" James asked casually.

"He's my uncle." Sirius admitted unrequitedly, "The one who ran away from home. How did you guys get on?"