[HP] Hogwarts Muggle University

Alphard can be summed up in one sentence: he doesn't fight, he doesn't drink, he doesn't have sex, he doesn't go to nightclubs, but he thinks he's a bad boy.

"So...your uncle has always felt guilty because he kicked your former housekeeper 16 years ago?" James couldn't accept the contrast between Alphard himself and his image in Sirius' mouth.

"Yeah, and this is just one of the examples." Sirius was lying on the table to catch up with his homework, "He's so glassy, ​​and he likes to add drama to himself. Anyway, the mental age is no more than five years old—oh, from this point of view You two seem to be a good match—my mother has always been ashamed to mention her mentally handicapped brother."

"You lied!" James was in a daze, and the scene of "One Hundred Years of Solitude" with Hennessy in his left hand and Hennessy's in his right hand flashed before his eyes.In the next second, Alphard suddenly turned into a monster rolling and splashing on the ground—oh shit!

"Why did I lie to you?" Sirius wrote his name on the top of the homework paper, "By the way, didn't you tell me you had a big plan before?"

"When you put it that way, I suddenly lost interest in the big project."

"Let's hear it."

"I saw a notice on the bulletin board downstairs yesterday that DeathEater was officially closed, so their previous house was vacant. The school said that if there is a new society or club or fraternity, it can start applying."

"Then?"

"And then..." James sighed heavily, "I was going to get a few guys together to form a band—"

At this time, there was a knocking sound outside the door.

"Peter?"

Peter was terrified: "I saw Remus!"

Of course what he saw was not Remus himself.

James and Sirius stared at the familiar name on the computer screen and looked at each other.

"Is he coming back to class?"

"It's been a week since school started, and I haven't heard of him appearing in any corner of the school."

The interface on the screen was frozen on the Hogwarts course management system.Peter was about to log in to one of his classes just now to see if there were any classmates who could hug his thighs, but when he looked up, he saw the name——

Remus Lupine, Online 32 minute [-] seconds ago.

"Is this him?" Sirius asked suspiciously.

Peter nodded furiously: "There is no second person with that name in our school."

"I don't think this is a bug." James clicked on Remus's personal homepage and looked. "He registered for four courses this semester, which are related to the courses he took before. This should be him."

"But he didn't come to class at all." Sirius pointed to one of the English literature classes. "Aren't Lily and Mary in this class? If he came, they would know."

"Maybe we can email him?"

"We sent him so many messages before and he didn't reply."

"Give it a try," James said, logging into his mailbox. "What are we going to say to him? Uh...'Remus: Please reply if you see this email, please?" How about this?"

"Add 'everyone is worried about you,'" suggested Peter.

"By the way, tick the 'read receipt' item." Sirius added quietly, "so that as long as he clicks on this email, we will receive the news immediately."

Three of us, are you afraid that you won't be able to catch a Remus?

Unexpectedly, as soon as the "send" button was clicked, there was a faint dispute at the end of the corridor——

"Stop following me!"

"Stay away from her!"

"Mary?" James pricked up his ears sharply. "Wait, that's Lily's voice—Lily's in danger!"

Within two seconds, Mr. Porter completed a series of complex movements of "standing up, jumping on the back of the chair, opening the door, and running".

"It's shameful." Sirius snorted, "If you fall in love in the future, don't be like him, you know Peter?"

Peter felt unintentionally hurt and molested.

To James' surprise, it was Snape and Lily who were entangled.It had been a long time since Lily had seen the nasty snot, and James was grateful for his self-knowledge for a while.But now, Snape ignored the existence of Mary and James. He looked at Lily pleadingly, and babbled a bunch of words that James couldn't understand:

"...I'm going back soon, Lily, come back with me and get out of here."

"I don't understand what you're talking about, Severus!" No wonder Lily's tone was not very polite, and Snape's eyes were really scary.James immediately raised his voice:

"Stay away from her! Didn't you see that you scared her?" Then he turned to Lily, "What's going on?"

Lily didn't answer, and it was Mary who answered his question: "He was hiding behind the vending machine downstairs, and he followed in as soon as we swiped the card to open the door. Then he started talking a bunch of things we couldn't understand."

"My world is much better than this one, you'll like it there." Snape murmured, "Don't you like unicorns? There are! Although most unicorns won't get close easily Human, but not undomesticated—”

"Seriously, Severus, if this is a way to make peace, then your method is too bad." Lily took a step back resolutely, "I think I made it very clear to you before the holiday It's over: our relationship can't be as close as it used to be."

"Why!" Snape's voice sharpened sharply. "Is it because I live in Spinner's End? Because my dad is a drunkard and a gambler? Your sister must have told you something! Hate me from day one!"

"Severus!" Lily cried resignedly. "This has nothing to do with Petunia. I don't want to play with you purely because you...have something to do with something I don't accept."

"You don't understand me at all...you don't understand me at all!" Snape pulled his hair manically, his appearance was a bit scary, James subconsciously stopped in front of the two girls, "I thought—I thought You'll know what I'm thinking! But you're just like them! You're nothing but a vulgar Muggle! You - you - Mudblood!"

James would bet that Lily knew as little about the words "Muggle" and "Mudblood" as he did.But they didn't need to understand what they meant: Snape's tone said it all.

"Very well, I understand." Lily blinked, and this time, her eyes were really cold, "If I were you, I would at least be a sensible person, Snape."

The author has something to say: Recently I have had two dangerous thoughts.

The first is that I want to write a mirror version of my "Midnight Light".

The second is that I want to write a pair of magical but reasonable CP in my next article

I just sent it up to complain, to make myself sober...