[HP] Hogwarts Muggle University

James, Sirius, and Remus sat in a row on Remus' bed, listening to Peter's damn art class.

"Character painting...figure painting... I didn't know it was painting a nude model!" Peter lamented repeatedly, patting his thigh, "Do you know that the professor asked us to draw a picture of a skull Skeleton structure, or still life painting. As a result, when the professor walked in the door this afternoon, a girl followed behind her. Before I could react, she took off her skirt with a 'chua—'... oh my god... "

James smiled wickedly.Sirius held back a smile and continued to ask: "So you haven't seen...uh...girls naked, or is there some other unspeakable secret?"

James managed to hold back but rolled over laughing again.

"No, no, no, that's not the point!" Peter jumped up abruptly, "The point is that the professor told us to turn the drawing board over so that the models could see what we drew—"

"You draw ugly?" Sirius asked sharply.

Peter acquiesced.

"Hahahahaha..." James burst into laughter, "That means you don't really worry about drawing nude models, you are afraid that the models will trouble you later, right?"

"Ah...not exactly..." Peter sighed again, his ears were as red as overcooked shrimp, "I've never seen such a big scene."

"On the bright side," Remus reassured, "this course is the dream of many single male friends."

"No." Peter said with a bitter face, "The professor said, there are male models behind."

Remus: "Emmm...It's great that girls' needs are also taken into consideration."

Peter: o(╥﹏╥)o

James: ￣□￣｜｜

Sirius: xswl

"So are you going to drop this class?" Remus asked.

"Forget it." Peter showed a smug smile, "At least people who don't know the inside story will cast envious and jealous eyes on me when they hear about this class."

Remus: ...

"Is the model in good shape?" James asked again with a yawn.Peter didn't answer, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, as if he was about to break down and cry at any moment.

Sirius: ...

James: I shut up, I shut up, I shut up.

Friday's tryout for the football team left James and Sirius deeply disappointed.

"We are not short of people yet." After the selection, the coach left those who passed the test and said, "If you want, you can join the team and start training first, but at least we will have to wait until the end of this season before we can determine whether those positions are lacking or not. Substitutes are needed."

Someone behind asked hesitantly, "So today is actually the primary election?"

"Almost. Because the team is saturated now. However, two active players will be graduating after the end of this semester, so we plan to have all the remaining players and you newcomers have a second tryout before training starts next year. After that there's a chance you can knock some guys out and get yourself a seat."

The implication of these words is obvious.

"OK," James turned his head and complained to Sirius after the coach left, "I feel like my feelings have been cheated."

Sirius didn't care: "It's hard to be selected in the first semester, we'll just wait."

When they packed their things and came out of the sports center, they met Dorcas passing by at the door.

"How's your selection going?" she asked in a low spirit.

"Fine," James replied, "What are you holding?"

Dorcas waved the form in her hand: "I found a job in a restaurant." She didn't stop to greet them, "I'll go first, goodbye."

Judging from her performance, James thinks that Dorcas' fragile glass heart was severely hurt by Sirius' cousin.

"Job?" Sirius was very interested, "Have you thought about finding a job?"

James glanced at him curiously: "Are you short of money, too?"

"It's two different things."

"Well, I used to be a babysitter for a while—don't laugh at me!" James confessed. "Honestly, I'm kind of gifted at babysitting."

"I've never worked before." Sirius admitted frankly, "It's good to work part-time, and you can make some money, right? Even if you eat out twice, it's good."

"Here—" James pointed to a bulletin board not far from them, "there may be a recruitment notice there."

As a result, they actually saw an advertisement on the bulletin board that made people laugh to death.

"Nude models?" James read the line twice. "My God, are you considering this job?"

"Shut up!" Sirius quickly noticed the difference, "The wages of nude models are three dollars an hour higher than others."

"After all, this requires a certain sacrifice. You have to pose naked in front of a large group of people, and you have to endure them drawing you ugly... Can you stop rolling your eyes?" James smacked his lips, and at this time Someone gave James a hard slap on the back. It was Mary:

"Hey, I have a gossip to tell you, do you want to know?"

"About what?"

"Snape and Lily."

James grabbed Mary and said, "Say!"

Sirius: I don't know him.

"Snape and Lily wanted to find a job together in the art department, but Lily was hired and Snape was rejected." Between Snape and James, Mary obviously supported James, "now the art department There are still a few vacancies, it’s up to you whether you can grab them.”

"Do you know exactly what job Lily has found?" James asked excitedly.

"Lily is a photographer, the kind who takes pictures when there are school activities." Mary replied kindly, "But Snape doesn't seem to give up. It is said that he is still trying to find opportunities to work with Lily."

"He's dreaming." James snorted coldly, "Sirius, come with me, we're going to take out the rest of the job opportunities!"