[HP] Hogwarts Muggle University

Harry had fantasized about his first day at university a million times, but in his imagination he would never be talked about all the way to school by his parents.

"If there's anyone in school you don't like, just ignore them," Lily said. "Don't be like your dad—"

"——What's wrong with me?" James yelled suddenly, "Don't listen to her, Harry, if it hadn't been for my hero to save the beauty, you probably would have missed this world."

A strange blush appeared on Lily's face: "James Potter!"

Soon the two of them were chattering again in the front row.

Harry silently huddled in the back seat, pretending that the scenery outside the window was beautiful.

This kind of thing happens every day, and Harry calls it the daily debate match of the Potter family, or in other words, the unique way of showing affection between James and Lily.

"Oh, and," Lily continued to teach her son after pushing James back, "Be low-key. Don't go around bragging..."

"I've never taken the initiative to tell anyone who my father is! Of course, if they find out by themselves, I'll have to admit it." Harry hurriedly reminded his mother, and James couldn't stop interjecting:

"Don't tell others that you are my son, they won't believe you. Look at your small body, hey..."

Harry has a horrible physique that can't get fat no matter what he eats. He is not tall, but he is normal anyway.But for some reason, since he entered adolescence, Harry has been developing more and more in the direction of bamboo poles. He wears a size S T-shirt with a feeling of wind on his sleeves. When he goes out, it will make people feel that this child has been abused. .Lily and James, who had a terrible headache, once speculated whether he had some digestion and absorption problems, but it turned out that Harry was fine.

He was just born to be a hated skinny guy.

"Hey!" Harry said dissatisfied, "I have muscles too!"

James responded with a sneer, and the subtext was: You have the nerve to blow your short ribs.

"And I'd rather tell others that Sirius is my godfather." Harry taunted back unceremoniously, "You don't know, it's more honorable for me to mention my godfather than my real father. Everyone knows who Sirius is , but not everyone knows who you are."

James: excuseme? ? ?

"Okay, okay," seeing that Hogwarts was about to arrive not far ahead, Lily seized the opportunity to chatter again, "Anyway, take care of yourself and don't mix with strange people. Remember to call us Phone, take care of yourself."

"Eat what you want and buy what you want." James said generously, "Anyway, you already have it, and from now on we will charge all your expenses to the account—"

"My dear old father!"

"James Potter!"

Fifteen minutes later, Harry was carrying his luggage—two large suitcases, a handbag, and a backpack—crawling on his way to the dormitory.At this time, a car stopped beside him:

"Hey, freshman? Do you want a ride?" After the window fell, two identical faces appeared inside.

"Ah... yes." Harry was thrown off outside the campus cruelly by his parents. At this moment, he wished he could get out of the car, "Then I will trouble you."

The co-pilot of the twins ran down to help Harry pack.Their trunk was nearly full to the brim, and eventually one of Harry's boxes had to be moved to the back seat.

"Don't mind, this is luggage for three people. Our little brother is also a freshman this year, so we just helped him pick up a box along the way." After the car restarted, the twins on the co-pilot explained, "By the way, I It's Fred, and his name is George. As you can see, we—"

"—It looks the same as hair!" The driver answered happily, "What's your name?"

"Harry," Harry replied, "so you're both sophomores?"

"Exactly," said George.

"And our whole family graduated from Hogwarts."

"It's been four years since our eldest brother graduated."

"He was a financial laborer on Wall Street."

"Second brother for two years."

"He's doing some animal research somewhere."

"The third brother just graduated."

"He's the pride of our parents because this guy got lucky enough to land a spot in the White House—"

"—Although we all know that he is just a handyman."

"Yes, but if you're lucky enough to meet him, don't interrupt his boasting—"

"—Because such a living fool is not seen every day."

"It's off topic," Fred laughed. "We're both creative writing majors, full-time storytellers."

"Then we can skip our fool brother first."

"Finally, we have a younger sister. Still scraping by in high school."

"The above is over."

"This is the latest Weasley Family Survey Report for this year."

"Wait, your last name is Weasley?" Harry cheered up.

"Yes." Fred and George turned their heads at the same time, "Have we become so famous?"

"Then are we going to make a fortune?"

"Uh..." Harry recalled what they said about their younger brother just now, and couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed, "Couldn't Ron just happen to be your younger brother?"

"Alas!"

"Tsk!"

The twins looked at each other: "You are his roommate!"

Harry smiled shyly, and was about to say yes—

Stab it!

woo-

The car body shook violently.Harry's head hit the front seat hard, the box next to him slid off the seat with a thud, and there was a series of crashes in the trunk.George and Fred cursed loudly at the same time, and at the same moment Harry heard the roar of the engine.

"What happened?" Harry's nose was pressed hard by the glasses, and he wiped away the physical tears.

"That kid is so jumpy!" George yelled in shock, "He even accelerated through the red light and turned the corner!"

Harry didn't know who they were talking about, the crazy sports car had disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

"This must be a freshman!"

"Better not let us catch him!"

Sports car, freshman, arrogant.

Harry's eyelids twitched.

The author has something to say: Hahaha yesterday's end of the parent generation seems to be caught off guard.

This article is really a running account, because I want to write more easily. www This article will end at the end of May, and then I will open 1-2 new pits, and then I may not write about HP fans for a while.

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