[HP] Hogwarts Muggle University

"So," said Ron and Harry, walking side by side on their way to class, basking in the eager gaze of everyone they met along the way, "how does it feel to be the Chosen One?"

"Forget about that nickname!" Harry snapped Ron's snicker petulantly, angrily realizing that things were getting worse as he got older, "Well, when I was in elementary school Everyone basically didn’t respond to my parents’ identities. In junior high school, there were girls who wanted Sirius’ autograph or a group photo with me. Although everyone responded strongly in high school, because most of the students in my high school came from families that were either rich or Expensive, so they're not so crazy. But—" Harry gestured, "I look like a new baby panda on display at the zoo!"

"I found that you seemed to be showing off your wealth inadvertently." Ron reminded him, "Pay attention to your expression management, Harry, you look like you just killed someone and are rushing to surrender with a knife on the road."

Harry responded with a huge roll of his eyes.

"Now is the information age, and you will be photographed by others at any time and made into a meme and posted on Twitter."

Harry quickly rolled his eyes back.

"So have you told your parents about this?"

"I said it." Harry was actually a little surprised by his parents' reaction, "They are calm. My mother actually said that this will happen sooner or later. After all, I can't be like a spy. Gewartz hasn't revealed his identity for four years. My dad told me not to worry, after he retired, there won't be so many people who care about who I am."

"What!" Ron only heard a few words, "Your dad is going to retire!"

"Hush! Shh! Keep your voice down!" Harry wished he could tape his mouth over. "He's almost forty, bro."

When Harry was born, James and Lily had just graduated from college. At that time, Lily was still studying hard at Hogwarts Medical School, and James was still a substitute player paddling in the team.As for James being promoted to the starting position and becoming a star player step by step, it was after Harry learned to walk and talk.Originally, the Potter family stayed away from the spotlight, but when Harry was five years old, James became the youngest quarterback to win the Super Bowl, and then his godfather who loves to add trouble happily sent a sweet ins to express his good buddy ...

Then they suddenly went viral.

"What's wrong with forty!" Ron insisted on arguing with Harry unconvinced, "I think your dad can play for another ten years."

Harry: Brats are scary

When Harry hadn't recovered from the panic of being sought after by the whole people, Hogwarts—no, it should be said that the whole of America—was boiling because of another matter.

An underground dark heavy metal band named "Wolp Knight" turned out to be famous overnight.

The night before, heavy metal was still a long-forgotten non-mainstream by the public. The day after, Walp Knights not only set off a prairie fire on social media, but even Hogwarts students who liked to follow suit had already downloaded it on iTunes. their debut album.

Seamus came to summon Harry and Ron that night and invited them to listen to this inexplicable album together.

"What the fuck is this!" Within 15 seconds after Seamus clicked the play button, all five people (including Neville) covered their ears and protested in pain.Ron yelled angrily, and forced Seamus' computer to shut down with a "snap".

"What the hell!"

"I seem to have tinnitus," Neville said weakly.

As the godson of Sirius, Harry grew up influenced by rock and punk. In addition, his parents also have their own music preferences. Harry has always believed that he has a high degree of tolerance for music.However... this f*cking thing can't be called music at all!It is a double destruction of the heart and soul!

"Hurry up, hurry up," Dean hurriedly restarted Seamus' hapless notebook, "Let's see who the band is composed of."

"Can you stop swearing?"

Neville was ignored.

Dean was busy searching for the details of Volp and the Knights. Seamus and Ron pulled out their mobile phones in unison to tweet and complain. Harry thought about it and decided to send a message to Sirius, a brother of the European and American entertainment industry:

"Padfoot! What's going on with that 'Wolp Knight'? Disclose some inside information."

"Hey!" Dean uttered a strange cry, "Why is this band so mediocre?"

"What?"

Several people rushed forward quickly.I saw that Wikipedia wrote grandly——

"Wolp and Knights, the greatest birth of the 21st century! The savior of heavy metal lovers! The shining star in the history of music!"

Crowd: ...

Dean scrolled down the webpage, and they found that the band was extremely mysterious, and there was no useful information at all except for various false publicity.Even the lead singer of the band uses a special secondary alias: LordVoldemort

"Uh..." Ron scratched his head, "What does that mean?"

Dean quickly found an explanation in the notes: "It's a French word that means 'flying over death.'"

Seamus let out a horrible laugh.

"Then how do you translate this?" Harry simply suspected that this world is fake and this band is a bug.

"Paraphrase..." Dean pondered for a moment, "The Duke of Darkness?"

"In terms of transliteration," Ron added, "Vertim? Voldemort? Why does this name always feel like something crawling around on the ground."

Goosebumps popped up on Harry's arms, and he shivered. "That translates to 'Goblin'? What a cute name!"

Seamus, who had just recovered from his shock, went crazy laughing again.

At this moment, Harry's phone beeped.

[Padfoot]: This kind of sudden Internet celebrity is also embarrassed to jump in front of me?I'll talk about it later.I'm pumping iron at the gym.

【Harry】: Remember to send me a picture of half fruit muscle!It can be sold for money!

[Padfoot]: roll→_→

At this time, Neville, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly made a big move: "Shouldn't his name be understood as 'Hall of the Undead'?"

Seamus fell to the ground with a duang sound.