[HP] Hogwarts Muggle University

Regulus' first visit to Sirius' dormitory coincided with his brutal refusal of Dorcas' invitation.

"Are you always so mean to girls?" Regulus flashed out from the stairway where he was hiding after Dorcas left, and sighed, "She's about to cry."

Sirius rolled his eyes and said, "Then you go and comfort her."

Regulus squeezed into the dormitory before he closed the door: "People are also infatuated with you, how can you do this."

"What are you here for?" Sirius changed the topic neatly, "When did I invite you?"

Regulus looked at this typical boys' dormitory—it was too messy to bear to look at, with a pile of boxes scattered on the floor—then he turned to Sirius gracefully and politely: "I heard that your band still lacks people?"

Sirius stared at him warily.In order to form a band, he and James forced Peter to regain the drum skills that he hadn't played for three years. Sirius and James could both play guitar and sing, but they still lacked a bass player.

"Oh, don't get me wrong, I can't play bass," Regulus explained understandingly, "but if you need a band manager..."

Sirius' eyes have turned into those of caring for a fool: "Then we won't look for you either."

"Don't be so prejudiced against me, okay? I came to talk to you about this seriously."

"Pull it down." Sirius saw Regulus's little girl with a glance, "Don't you just want to find a new place to live?"

Regulus: ...

"I can tell by your pretentious appearance." Sirius mocked, "Why, wouldn't it be good to share an apartment with your two cousins?"

"Cough..." Regulus cleared his throat pretentiously—

"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and get out if you don't."

"Okay, okay," he replied sullenly, "Narcisha and Lucius got back together, you know? Bella and Rodolphs' relationship has progressed recently, you know? All this makes me feel that in that set The apartment was uncomfortable, I felt like I was shining like a gigantic kilowatt bulb, and who knows if they're going to bring those two guys back for the night at some point in the future—”

"You're just jealous of people's night life." Sirius wanted to send him away quickly, "First of all, James might bring a girl back someday; second, I don't want to live with you bastard; In the end, you don’t work, you don’t know the musical instruments, you don’t know how to sing, and you’re out of tune. What use do we need you? You should apply for a dormitory as early as possible and move out by yourself.”

"I have a cleanliness."

"Then you can find a bachelor apartment by yourself."

"I don't want to live alone."

"Then I don't want to live with you—"

"Baby I'm back!"

Sirius cursed under his breath.

In the next second, James, wearing beach shorts and a towel on his shoulders, broke into the door with wet hair: "I haven't seen you for 15 minutes, did you miss me..."

His performance was paused the moment he saw Regulus.

A minute of suffocating silence.

Finally Regulus nodded meaningfully: "You guys are so gay."

Dorcas burst into tears as soon as he entered the dormitory.

Mary and Lily looked at each other in anticipation.

"Just after I finished speaking, he said no." Dorcas reported aggrievedly, "Then I didn't dare to make another appointment..."

"What did he say?"

"'No time'." Dorcas imitated Sirius' tone vividly.Mary immediately felt sorry for her:

"Sirius' attitude is too unkind. If he refuses, he refuses. Can't he have a kinder attitude. He is not afraid of being beaten on the road like this."

"Who said that? He has the capital to show such an attitude." Dorcas immediately defended the male god, "If he was smiling all day like James, he wouldn't be Sirius."

Lily: This is the worst time Potter has been hacked since he went to college.

Mary: Why should I talk.

"Cough..." Mary asked tentatively, "Then what are you going to do next?"

"do not know."

Behind her, Lily and Mary looked at each other again: they both thought it was impossible for Dorcas to take Sirius, but... as long as she was happy.There is always a period of time in every year when people really want to fall in love, and there is always a period of time in every year when people lose their minds.

"No!" Dorcas sprang up from the bed, "I've got a great idea—you two must help me!" Her eyes sparkled, "their orchestra must be short, at least Back office people. I'm going to sign up to be their band manager, and you two have to be with me! Lily, you can be their image consultant, and Mary can be their PR director. All in all, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live with Sirius What a great opportunity to be together!"

"Wait a minute," Lily's scalp was numb, "you don't want to move into their house, do you?"

"Of course!"

"We want to accompany you too?" Mary cautiously confirmed for the second time.

"Yes! And Mary, you are responsible for talking to James about this matter, otherwise it would be too suspicious for me to go."

Mary: Is it too late to pay James?