don't die

One day, the forest guard was trying to lure a suicide. "Life is very precious." "..." "Throughout the ages, how many people have been seeking immortality, Qin Shihuang, Li Shimin..." "..." "Hey, life is the same thing as virgins, women, and membranes. Disposable, once gone, it can never be recovered." "...Now virgins, females, and membranes can all be recreated..." "==#吹吹! Anyway, let me tell you, don’t come here to commit suicide like a fool! Nima, do you know that it is very hard for me to collect the corpses for you, I am just a forest guard, not a corpse picker! Why are there so many corpses for me to pick up every day!" The suicide man glanced at the grumpy guard. Lin Ren turned his head and said melancholy: "The scenery here is unique." Okay, you, sister, ah!The forest guard of the Green Lake Forest has inserted a sign at the entrance of the forest. [In view of the large number of illegal suicides in this forest recently, I would like to warmly remind all those who committed suicide, ^-^——organic fertilizer is enough, and there is no need for you to give it away. 】One sentence introduction: This is a beautiful story of two Smurfs getting up every day in the big forest to pick up corpses. [Error] Reading tips: 1. Please watch the following carefully, and watch the above carefully. 2. Always pay attention to the changes of the people around you, and always pay attention to the changes in yourself. 3. This world is beautiful, and we need to fight for it. Even if the world There is no beauty as imagined, please work hard for it 4. This article is inspired by a BBC documentary, and I would like to express my deep gratitude to the distant BBC. 5. Don't trust the classification of articles marked by unscrupulous authors. This is a healing article. Respect the content label: Thriller, Suspense, Joy, and Enemies have a soft spot┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: He satirizes, Lin Shen