I eat brain flower in Yokohama

A weird woman appeared in Yokohama, she can wave her sleeves and make the mushrooms on your head messy in the wind.Throwing the hot chili in your hand, there is a sea of ​​fire in an instant? The sunflowers in the flower pots will dance to the jazz music.Scattering healing light while jumping? Even a pea can turn into Gatling and sweep the world, and call it a pea shooter? The most outrageous thing is that this guy can defy gravity by putting an iron bucket on his head Make an attack? Everyone roared: Then if you stick a bamboo dragonfly in your head, will you go to heaven?!Zombie Xiaoyi: Of course not.Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.Zombie Xiaoyi: Bamboo dragonflies are not cost-effective, and our zombies usually fly around with balloons.Everyone: ... After finally trapping her, a certain villain Jie Jie smiled and was about to speak when he saw her take out a hoe.Villain: Hahaha, you can't beat me, are you going to switch to farming?Zombie Xiaoyi said in distaste: "Nowadays, young people really don't distinguish between five grains and nothing. This is a miner's exclusive hoe."Go home and read more books!After finishing speaking, he dug a hole in the ground and fled chicly.Villain: Fuck, is there such an operation?!after a long time.Port Mafia/tutor/well-known counterfeit liquor winery: ...young people don't talk about martial arts, rat tail juice!Zombie Xiaoyi: What is mouse tail juice? Is it delicious?It's not good to drink!Glyph of Su Shuangsha, plants don't fight zombies anymore these days, let's fight humans together!Xiaoyi's CP is Dazai, one is a living person but pursues eternal sleep, and the other is a zombie who wakes up from eternal sleep. Personally, I feel quite CP. PS: The brain flower in the title refers to pig brain flower.Content tags: Zongman tutoring youth Man Wenye┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Xiaoyi┃ Supporting role: Dazai