I eat brain flower in Yokohama

Wenwen is running over~

Although Osamu Dazai was being dragged away, he was soon side by side with Xiaoyi by virtue of his height advantage and a pair of long legs.

"Xiao Yi doesn't seem to like Bai Lan."

Xiao Yi let go of his wrist, and looked at him speechlessly.

"You said it as if you liked him."

Although this guy is always smiling, his intuition tells him that this guy absolutely hates that Bailan Jesso.

"Sure enough, Xiaoyi understands me. That Bailan Jesso, the way he smiles is really disgusting. It always feels like he is looking at us from a high place. He is inexplicably arrogant."

Osamu Dazai was still smiling, but there was no smile in his kite-colored eyes, and even more ruthless words were spoken on his mouth.

Xiao Yi raised her eyes.

"Really? I thought you rejected him because you felt that the two of you were very similar."

The two smiling tigers are both troublesome humans.

But in comparison, that Brandon Jesso was a little more annoying.

Osamu Dazai was disgusted, and said with a look of disgust.

"I'm different from him. How can Xiao Yi say that, it's as disgusting as being stuck in the face by a slug."

Xiaoyi, who knows who the slug is in Osamu Dazai's mouth: ... your ex-partner Nakahara Nakaya, who is He De? How can you make such a deep impression on him, and you have to mention him at this time?

Xiao Yi is not interested in Bailan Jesso.

"That person is not important for the time being, anyway, let's find the cat first."

Osamu Dazai actively expressed that he will work hard to complete the task.

But if Osamu Dazai can fully believe what he said, sows can climb Mount Everest, and the next moment, he was as excited as a child weighing more than 200 catties who went out for a spring outing.

Xiaoyi asked him to ask passers-by if they had seen Monica. He held the young lady's hand and asked if she was interested in having a date with him on the way to Santuchuan.

Xiaoyi dragged him back and asked him to look at the surrounding stray cat strongholds. He looked at a tree with a crooked neck and felt that it was a good place to hang himself.

When passing by a river, Osamu Dazai didn't speak this time, he directly practiced it with a plop.

Xiao Yi immediately turned her head, and her partner's voice was no longer behind her.

At that moment, Xiaoyi felt as if she had come back to life. Not only did she come back to life, but she also suffered from human heart attacks and cerebral infarctions.The cerebral hemorrhage was so severe that her eyes were almost red.

But what can she do?

It can't be the first day of work. The president sent two people out, but she came back alone, right?

Will this be regarded as vicious competition in the workplace? !

So with a splash, Xiaoyi also jumped down, and the sound of splashing water appeared.Two people emerged from the clear river water. Under the sunlight, the beautiful girl had white skin, black hair sticking to her face, and even a strand of sticking to her red lips. Her clothes were tightly attached to her body, outlining her slim figure. .At that moment, she was like a siren poking her head out of the water.

A passing office worker stared blankly for a moment, couldn't help but stop, forgot what he was going to do, he hesitated whether to go forward, but the next moment, he saw a beautiful 'sea monster' in the river grabbing a person's hand collar, and dragged him ashore roughly.Then he threw the man on the grass.

The young man's eyes were closed tightly, his chest didn't rise and fall, and he looked as if he was dead.

The office worker shuddered, and suddenly woke up. In the city of Yokohama, not causing trouble is almost the rule of most residents. He immediately ran away quickly with his briefcase in his arms.

Xiaoyi didn't pay attention to that person at all, but frowned at Osamu Dazai who was lying on the grass. She stretched out her hand and patted his face, but there was no response.

He looks more dead than her now.

Xiao Yi stretched out her hand and tried Dazai Osamu's heartbeat, but found that she couldn't feel it, so she hurriedly moved close to put her ear to it and listened carefully, and found that it was indeed very weak, with a beating and a beating, like an old broken machine.

Try snorting again, good guy, she is still breathing like a dead person, this guy is not breathing anymore!

Xiaoyi was in a hurry to rescue her, but she didn't know how, so she gestured with her hands, then quickly took out her mobile phone and started searching.

'How to give first aid after drowning? ! '

Looking at the operation diagram above, Xiao Yi quickly put her hands on her chest and started CPR, but after pressing for a while, she still didn't wake up.

Xiaoyi looked at her mobile phone, and it said that artificial respiration was still needed at this time.

She struggled for a while, and finally thought she was unlucky, and lowered her head, but just when she was about to mouth to mouth with Dazai, Dazai suddenly opened his eyes, and his eyes slid from the black eyes above to the pink eyes. lips, winked and smiled.

"So Xiao Yi likes me so much? When I was in a coma, I actually wanted to kiss me secretly... Ugh!"

Before he finished speaking, he covered his eyes with a cry of pain, Xiao Yi withdrew her fist and stared at him.

"You pretended to be dead on purpose?"

Not only did he pretend to be dead on purpose, but he also deliberately waited until she woke up when she was ready for artificial respiration, just to tease her. It would be impossible to do such a thing without a cerebral thrombosis in ten years!

Osamu Dazai covered his blue left eye, and expressed aggrievedly that he really just woke up.

Xiaoyi: Hehe, do you think I will believe it?

She really wanted to kick this guy into the river again, but when she thought about this guy's hobbies, she felt that this was not a punishment at all, but a gift, so she thought about it, and suddenly a balloon appeared in her hand.

It was a bright red balloon, but it hadn't been inflated yet, and there seemed to be black paintings on it, but it was so deflated that it couldn't be seen.

The difference from ordinary balloons is that ordinary balloons are tied with thin ropes, but underneath it is a thick white hemp rope. Xiao Yi directly tied the hemp rope around Dazai Osamu's waist.

Osamu Dazai looked at her hands working on his waist with interest, not nervous at all, but curiously asked what it was.

Xiao Yi checked the knot, made sure it was tied firmly, and sneered at Osamu Dazai.

"A good thing that allows you to concentrate on your work and refuse to touch fish."

While speaking, she let go of the hand that was holding Osamu Dazai's waist, and pinched the hanging rope. Immediately afterwards, the red balloon inflated slowly by itself.

Osamu Dazai suddenly felt a force from his waist pulling him up. This was not an illusion. When he looked down, his feet had already left the ground!

When he was more than one meter above the ground, the balloon was fully inflated. It was a circle larger than a human head. Two fierce triangular eyes and a row of jagged teeth were drawn on it with a black marker.Very much in the style of children's stick figures.

Then a strange scene appeared on the road, Osamu Dazai had a rope tied around his waist, a balloon was floating behind him, and he was also floating, while Xiao Yi was slowly dragging a person and a balloon on the ground with the rope.

Xiaoyi sneered. "Well, isn't the air up there nice?"

This is the balloon of the balloon zombie that she bought from the system with a huge sum of money. One balloon is enough to fly a living person, isn't it powerful enough?

Now she sees how he is still messing around!

Humanoid Kite Osamu Dazai: ...Is there such an operation?

But Osamu Dazai was only depressed for a while, and soon he found the joy of balloons, and he did a freestyle swim in the sky, flying around Xiaoyi from one side to the other.

"It's fun like this, but the rope is not long enough."

Xiaoyi didn't expect this guy to be in such a good mood, the hand holding the rope was clenched into a fist, isn't the rope long enough?If it wasn't for her pulling you, you probably would have taken off on the spot, shoulder to shoulder with the sun, right?

How angry!

On the way, a little boy saw Osamu Dazai flying in the air, his little mouth opened into an O shape, and then hurriedly pulled his mother and said.

"Mom, I want that, the kind of balloon that can make people fly! I want it too! I want it too!"

The young mother was looking at the shopping list, thinking about how to cook in the future, and immediately wanted to reject her son's words. After all, how could ordinary families buy hot air balloons that can make people fly?

But it wasn't until she turned her head that she realized that she was wrong. Where was the hot air balloon? It was really an ordinary balloon!

The young mother looked around curiously and found that there was only one balloon.Immediately, his eyes were full of surprise.

She has seen the performance of flying with many balloons tied to her body. Even if she has not seen this kind of performance, there are also scenes in the movie where a lot of balloons are tied to make people fly.But she has never seen a balloon before, so it is unscientific no matter how you look at it.

the little boy begged.

"Mom, I want to buy that for me, okay?"

The young mother is indeed very interested in that balloon, but she has a rather shy personality and really resists talking to strangers, not to mention that there are two good-looking men and women. Some people want to get close to others because they are good-looking. Some people instinctively have a sense of distance because of the good looks of others.

The young mother was obviously the latter. She hesitated for a moment, and when she found that the two had turned in a different direction, she was relieved and rejected the little boy's request.It means that the balloon is too dangerous for children to fly with people and cannot be bought.

Of course, children don't care about danger or not. Hearing the refusal, the little boy burst into tears.

"No, I want it, I want that!"

Although he had already turned into the alley, Dazai Osamu and Xiaoyi still heard the little boy's voice.

Osamu Dazai, who was floating leisurely in the sky, heard the little boy's distress, and smiled triumphantly.

"This is specially prepared by Xiao Yi for me. It is unique and cannot be bought elsewhere. It seems that he is destined to be disappointed."

Xiao Yi was speechless.

What is specially prepared for him, why did she let him go, doesn't he know?

Can I show some face?

This is not punishing him, but punishing herself!

Just when Xiao Yi was thinking about whether to get this guy down, Osamu Dazai, who flew high and saw far, made a sound.

"Xiao Yi, I think I saw Monica."

Xiao Yi suddenly ignored the matter of Dazai Zhi, and quickly asked with his eyes brightened.

"where?"

Dazai pointed in the direction.

"In the corner over there."

Xiao Yi immediately followed the direction pointed by Osamu Dazai, and soon saw a three-colored cat beside a trash can in a dark alley. It was not dirty, and a small decorative bell was hanging around its neck. It's Monica in the picture!

However, its hind leg seems to be a little injured, and it seems to be stained with blood, and it is licking the blood with its head down.

Xiao Yi tried to get closer, but its vigilance was stronger than that of the last three-colored cat. It immediately raised its head sharply, and its body tensed up, as if it would run away as soon as Xiao Yi made a move.

Xiaoyi was so unconfident by the male three-flowered cat just now, she didn't dare to make a move easily for a while.For fear of scaring the cat away.

Osamu Dazai was flying in the sky, waiting leisurely for Xiaoyi to put him down, and the two of them fought to catch the cat.Although it feels good to be floating in the sky, it doesn't really fit his image.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yi didn't think about asking him for help at all. She looked around, walked to the electric pole, and tied the rope there.The Osamu Dazai balloon was tied to a utility pole.

Xiao Yi said coldly.

"Stay here well."

It's not like Osamu Dazai who was chained decisively opened his mouth.

"But Monica seems to be injured. She is in a state of fear. Can Xiaoyi do it alone?"

Xiaoyi smirked.

"That's not what you need to worry about, you just need to stay here honestly."

After speaking, he approached the little cat.

Osamu Dazai wants to see how she catches the cat.

His eyes turned around that Monica. The cat had obviously encountered something bad when it got lost, and was in a state of extreme tension and fear.

Perhaps this bad thing has something to do with humans. Although it is impossible to see any injuries on the furry legs from this distance, a pet cat living in human society will not threaten people at such a distance sound?

Monica is not a kitten who is pregnant and takes care of her cubs. It is clearly stated in the information that she has a gentle personality and is a family member.

Osamu Dazai thought about watching the show.

If you make a rash move, you might get a set of meow meow punches.

Although Xiaoyi is very strong, is it possible that she still treats a poor kitten the way she treats the enemy?

Xiao Yi didn't try to catch Monica, but tried to lure her closer with a small dried fish, but no matter how she tried to get closer, the little kitten was afraid and resisted the sound of exploding fur.And Monica is already showing signs of retreating and running away.

Seeing Xiaoyi standing in place and starting to think, Osamu Dazai leaned on the telegraph pole, waiting for Xiaoyi to come to him for help.

But he didn't wait until Xiao Yi came to ask for help, but waited until Xiao Yi lay down on the spot, and then sprinkled the dried fish that he took out on himself.Then his eyes were closed tightly and he didn't move.

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, and then instantly understood Xiao Yi's plan. Since she is afraid of the living, she should become a dead person. Monica won't be afraid of a dead person who can't move, right?

At the same time, a non-threatening dead man has a small dried fish that a hungry kitten will covet.Doesn't this make cats very excited?

Monica didn't move at first, it was still wary of the black-haired girl over there, but soon, instinct told it that something seemed wrong with that human.

Ten minutes later, Monica started to take a step forward. She approached little by little, and finally stepped on Xiao Yi's body, leaned over and sniffed Xiao Yi's nose and mouth.

This human is dead.

Monica is a cat without self-awareness, but her instinct tells her that dead humans are no threat.And at this time, it was already very hungry.It is injured and weak and has not eaten for a long time, and it urgently needs to eat at this moment.

And at this moment, there are small dried fish on this dead human being, even if the owner of these low-quality goods would never touch it at all, it is better than the garbage in the trash can.

It tentatively picked up a small dried fish and ran back to the corner to eat it, then came back tentatively, grabbed another dried fish and ran back to the corner.While eating, it kept looking at Osamu Dazai on the telegraph pole in the distance, with vigilance in his eyes.

But when it found that the human seemed unable to get down, and there seemed to be no other threats here, it finally couldn't hold back, and lay down on Xiao Yi's body and ate the dried fish.

Originally, Xiaoyi thought that she would grab it as soon as it came, but after feeling Monica's trembling, she softened her heart and decided to let the kitten finish eating.So during this process, she remained motionless and pretended to be dead.

Xiaoyi: I am a human cat rice bowl with no emotions.JPG

When Monica finished eating all the dried fish and lay down on her body to lick her fur, Xiao Yi sat up in shock and embraced her in a dying state.

The miserable meowing came immediately. "Meow!"

Monica struggled immediately, Xiao Yi hugged it, and comforted her with busy hands.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person."

Osamu Dazai laughed out loud after watching the whole process.

"You are not a bad person, but to it, I am afraid that you are more terrible than a bad person."

Eating next to the dead, eating and eating, the dead suddenly hugs you with a fake corpse, isn't this simply a horror movie?

Xiao Yi is not happy.

"I'm working anyway, can you close the wheat for a guy who works and fishes?"

If Osamu Dazai felt guilty, he wouldn't be Osamu Dazai, and his smile increased instead of diminishing.said with a grin.

"No, I catch fish with my own ability, why should I shut down the wheat?"

While trying to appease the little cat, Xiaoyi couldn't help complaining.

"Is this the same for you in the port mafia? Are you not afraid of being seen by acquaintances?"

Osamu Dazai swung in the sky, happily swimming like a fish.

"What are you afraid of? This is not very interesting..."

"Mr. Dazai?!"

When an unbelievable voice came, Osamu Dazai froze, then looked down, and happened to meet a familiar face.

It was a young man with long hair at the temples, black on the top and white on the bottom, with a fierce face and a black windbreaker with a stand collar.It was he who picked up Ryunosuke Akutagawa, a student and subordinate of the Port Mafia, when he was an officer of the Port Mafia.

Although what I said before is very interesting, and although he has always been thick-skinned, even such Osamu Dazai still froze for a moment after facing the unbelievable eyes of his former student and subordinate Akutagawa Ryunosuke.