I eat brain flower in Yokohama

In view of Xiao Yi's current financial situation, Fukuzawa Yukichi also advanced her one month's salary in advance.At that moment, Xiaoyi felt that his whole body was shining.How could there be such a handsome person in the world!

She held the card and said seriously.

"President, please tell me, whether it is going up the mountain of swords or down into the sea of ​​fire, I will definitely help you complete the task!"

The Armed Detective Agency is usually not busy. After all, although Yokohama is a bit chaotic, big cases don’t happen every day, so Xiaoyi, who is full of energy, finally gets the task of finding cats.

Looking at the three-colored cat with a bow tie in the photo, Xiaoyi looked confused, that's it?That's it?

What about a powerful organization like the Port Mafia?

The port mafia fights with guns and swords every day, and you're looking for cats here?

Xiaoyi deeply doubts whether she has been ruled by Dazai.

Kunikida Doppo who assigned the task said

"This is not an ordinary cat. It belongs to an official. Please find it, both of you."

Although a cat is just a cat, there seems to be some differences between different people who raise it, and to build a good relationship with the government when it does not touch the bottom line.Then some things will be much more convenient.

Of course, there is another reason, that is, the task commission is really high.

Seeing the reward given by the officials, Xiao Yi's expression became serious again.Holding the photo to express her promise to complete the task, even if she searched all over Japan, she would never let the money...ah no...it was the cat that slipped away from under her nose!

In this mission to find a cat, Osamu Dazai and her partner went out together.But for a while, I didn't have a clue. After all, the sky and the earth are big, and a cat is so easy to find.

They first went to the place where the cat was lost to look for it, but without any surprises, they returned without success. It's not that the local officials haven't looked for it themselves. If they could find it, they would have found it by themselves.Where will the task of the armed detective agency be given.

On the way, Osamu Dazai showed a sour expression.

"Xiaoyi's eyes were shining when she saw the president just now. Is Xiaoyi going to move on?"

Xiao Yi said with disgust.

"Don't slander me, when did I ever have a relationship with you, it's almost the same as having a grudge."

You must know that the first time we met, this guy sent someone to chase her and almost broke his leg!

Dazai blinked.

"How can we say that we have lived together. Does Xiaoyi think the president is more handsome than me?"

Although the president looks good, but no matter how you look at it, he is too rigid and serious, right?

How could he be younger and more handsome than him?

Osamu Dazai is still very confident about his face.

But Xiao Yi just kept her eyes fixed.

"You think too much, I don't like any of them, I already have my own."

This made Osamu Dazai stunned. He and Xiao Yi have been inseparable these days, but it's almost the same. Didn't you see who Xiao Yi is special to?

"Who?"

Could it be Odasaku?

Xiaoyi didn't expect him to ask the bottom line. She thought of her sweetheart, and couldn't help but speak intoxicated.

"He is not handsome. He has a majestic face with Chinese characters. He has little hair and is a little bald, but he is extremely smart. His small eyes are not bright, but they are so fascinating."

Speaking of that man, the black-haired girl couldn't help turning around, as if pink bubbles were all over her body.

Osamu Dazai racked his brains to recall, but he didn't know who it was, but the next moment he heard Xiao Yi continue.

"The yellowish color carries the weight of history. The phoenix sculpture behind it is even more exciting..."

Osamu Dazai froze when he was thinking, and then looked up at Xiaoyi.He took out a [-] yen bill from his wallet, and looked at it silently. He had a square face, a little bald, small eyes, yellowing, and a sculpture of a phoenix.

Dazai interrupted her.

"Is this what you mean by your heart?"

Xiaoyi nodded.

"Yeah, it's much better than some people's vulgar skins, isn't it?"

Osamu Dazai, who is less than [-] yen in vulgarity: ...

He pouted.

"Xiao Yi is so unfeeling, in your eyes, I am no better than a mere [-] yen per ticket?"

"Why do you think so?"

Xiao Yi was surprised.

"How can you compare with the Japanese yen? In my eyes, let alone [-] yen, even if it is [-] yen and you, I will definitely choose [-] yen!"

Dazai was completely choked at this moment.Make a heartbroken expression.

Xiaoyi completely ignored his fragile glass heart, and waved him to stop talking nonsense.

"Okay, don't think that there is nothing left, hurry up and find the cat. I want to eat hot pot after I'm done looking for it!"

Although the shop collapsed yesterday, but should I say it or not, the pig's brain flower is really delicious and delicious!

Xiao Yi: I have no intention of being in love, I just want to make money and cook.JPG

They came to a nearby park, which is also a small gathering place for stray cats. People often put some cat food and water there. Because it is near the school, passing students would also feed some food, which attracted many people. kitten.The two decided to go there first.

When they arrived at the park, Xiaoyi immediately saw a few kittens lying on the grass basking in the sun, but the one they were looking for was not there.

At this time, she heard a voice.

"Want to eat? Kitty?"

She turned her head and saw a white-haired young man sitting on a bench, holding a bag of cotton candy in his hand, and not far from him was a fat three-colored cat sitting on the grass, with a pair of round Big eyes looked at him.

The white-haired young man made a throwing motion, but turned his hand again in mid-air, and put it into his mouth, then smiled at the fat three-colored cat.

"I lied to you. How can a kitten eat indiscriminately, it will kill the cat!"

Xiao Yi couldn't help but glanced at her partner Dazai Osamu, the white-haired young man's cheap air really seemed familiar.But more important is the three-flowered cat.

She whispered to Osamu Dazai beside her.

"I think I found the cat, look."

Osamu Dazai saw the iris-colored eyes of the fat three-colored cat flicker, and looked down at the photo in his hand.

"It's really similar."

Xiao Yi had already squatted down, and a small dried fish appeared in her hand.

"Come on, Monica, here is the fragrant royal limited edition special dried fish."

Osamu Dazai squatted down together, and glanced at Xiaoyi's dried fish.Smiling and dismantling the stage unceremoniously.

"I remember you bought it at a convenience store by the side of the road, right?"

How do you take it out of your pocket and transform into a royal limited edition special?

Xiao Yi glared at him.

"I can't call you Royal."

Then he turned around with a sweet smile on his face.

"Come here, little cat, I'll give you dried fish~"

The black-haired girl wore a black-and-white spliced ​​top and shorts, and black short boots. She looked very cool, but the sweet and greasy smile on her face really made people laugh.Like a kidnapper who specializes in tricking ignorant cats.

The white-haired young man next to him burst out laughing.His eyes could not help but focus on the girl.

However, the cat in question sat there as firmly as Mount Tai, motionless, looked at the girl holding the dried fish, and then turned his head away.

Natsume Soseki, who had turned into a cat, moved his beard, this time he decided not to let Hoshino Yi say that he was flirtatious!

Xiaoyi tried again, holding the small dried fish and approaching it a little bit, but the Sanhuamao seemed to be annoyed, and got up and was about to leave.

"Hey, wait..."

She stood up to catch the cat.

Unexpectedly, just as she stood up, the three-flowered cat changed to run away, and she rushed to eat. However, this three-flowered cat was very agile and managed to escape. It ran up the tree a few times and looked down at Xiaoyi.

Grow so fat and run so fast?

Xiaoyi was startled, and then jumped onto the tree, grabbed the branch, and was about to catch the cat. The Sanhua cat jumped off the tree immediately, and she jumped off the tree. In a flash, a cat and a zombie were in this small park. Chase me up.

"Don't run!"

"Meow!"

Then don't chase me!

Natsume Soseki was confused all the way, and the fluffy cat face being chased was full of distress.

The last time he followed, it was said that he was flirtatious, but this time he stopped following, and this little girl came to chase him again, what is this called!

Xiao Yi jumped off the flower bed and rushed forward.

"Monica, I'm here to take you home, it's getting dark, my good cat has to go home!"

"Meow meow!"

My name is not Monica!

Natsume Soseki quickly changed direction and ran in mid-air, guessing what was going on at the same time.I feel very helpless about this.

If you are looking for a cat, can you be more careful!

Otherwise, he will regret recommending you to his disciple Fukuzawa Yukichi.

But as a kitten, although the concealment is top-notch, it is not as good as the zombie Xiaoyi's stamina.Not long after, Xiaoyi chased Sanhuamao in a daze and blocked it in a corner.Because of rolling around in the forest in the park, Xiao Yi, who still had dead leaves stuck in her hair, tried to smile.

"Little cat, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you."

Natsume Soseki: ...he is not afraid, but can you stay away?

Obviously not, Xiao Yi saw the Sanhua cat's body muscles tense, and kept looking at the gap on her side, so she knew what it wanted to do.

As the Sanhuamao jumped up, Xiao Yi immediately jumped up to stop it. The Sanhuamao had been prepared for a long time, and repeated the same trick, turning again in mid-air. Who knew that this time Xiaoyi stretched out his arms to stop it!

Haha, I didn't expect it, I predicted your prediction!

The black-haired girl's eyes and brows were full of pride.

But in the next second, her pride froze on her face, and a plum blossom claw stepped on her forehead and successfully jumped out.

"Meow meow meow!"

Haha, I can't catch it, ginger is still old and spicy!

Probably because he hasn't exercised like this for a long time, Natsume Soseki couldn't help but feel complacent for a moment. After meowing a few times, his expression froze, realizing what he was doing.

How old are you, why are you still comparing yourself with children.

The inexplicably ashamed Natsume Soseki swept his eyes, and after finding Osamu Dazai, he ran over and sat beside Osamu Dazai.

Xiaoyi's attention was all on Sanhuamao, and she ran towards the gray mark on her forehead, but she quickly realized that she looked to one side with gloomy eyes. On a bench, there were white-haired youths sitting from left to right. , Dazai Osamu, Sanhuamao.

The two men seemed to get along well, and Osamu Dazai was still eating cotton candy in his hand.

Xiao Yi looked at Osamu Dazai, and her voice seemed to be squeezed out from between her teeth.

"I ran up and down over there catching cats, you just sit here and watch, what an authority!"

Osamu Dazai ate the marshmallow in one bite.He looked at Xiao Yi with a smile, especially the plum blossom seal on his forehead, and said with a smile.

"Because Xiaoyi is full of energy, it seems that I don't need it. And Xiaoyi looks quite cute now."

Xiao Yi also laughed.

"Really? But I think the mushroom on your head is also very cute. It seems that it has been a long time since the last time you looked cute. My memory is a little fuzzy. Why don't we revisit it?"

When Osamu Dazai thought of mushrooms, his ears seemed to be filled with the slug's laughter, and he froze.At this time, the white-haired young man beside him said with a smile.

"What's the mushroom on the head? It sounds interesting."

He should be a foreigner, and he speaks Japanese with a little accent, and his voice is very sweet.

Dazai smiled.

"Ah, it's just a trivial matter. Jesso-kun doesn't need to be too concerned."

The white-haired youth didn't ask, but waved his hands.

"Just call me Bailan. I don't quite accept your Japanese honorifics."

Osamu Dazai was kind, and called out Bai Lan.

Xiao Yi's face sinks like water: stare.JPG

Osamu Dazai raised his hands in surrender.

"do not be angry."

Xiaoyi looked at the three-flowered cat sitting peacefully beside Osamu Dazai.snorted.

"Hold it up, and we'll go back to do business. I don't care who you want to talk to at that time."

Natsume Soseki: "Meow!"

Hearing the name of the cat named Osamu Dazai, he looked sideways and said with a smile.

"Although I really want to go back to work, but it seems that I can't."

Then he took out the photo of Monica. At first glance, the three-colored cat on it was indeed very similar to this three-colored cat.

but……

"Didn't Xiao Yi notice it? Although they all have bells, Monica is a little female cat, and the teacher is a boy."

What little bell?

Xiao Yi was suspicious for a moment, then suddenly her eyes widened slightly, and she came to her senses.

She picked up the photo and looked at it. The three-colored cat on it is bright and chubby. There is a small bell hanging around its neck. This is a decorative bell and it won't ring.

And the other... is also brightly colored and chubby, but its bell seems to be...

With a serious expression, Xiao Yi bent down to try to check.

Even if he is a cat now, can you give the cat some respect?

The three-flowered cat was furry all over, jumped off the chair and ran away whizzing away.

Although Sanhuamao ran away, the answer was obvious.

Xiao Yi stood there with a stiff face, thinking that the bell was lost, but it turned out to be a mistake?

She then turned around.gritted his teeth.

"You know it's a male, but you watch me chase it until your legs break?"

Osamu Dazai was smiling, as if he hadn't noticed that the storm was coming.

"Because I saw Xiao Yi chasing very vigorously."

"Bastard Dazai! You are dead!"

Xiao Yi was so angry that she felt that she was about to come back to life, and she was going to send him west by choking his neck.As a result, Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue but smiled more happily.

Only then did she realize that this guy has special hobbies, and pinching him will only make him more excited!

So she withdrew her hand angrily, pinched Dazai Osamu's cheeks with both hands, and pulled his handsome face into a pie face.

"Do not laugh!"

Bai Lan beside him smiled happily.He smiled and ate the cotton candy.

"The relationship between the two is really good. Beautiful lady, may I know your name?"

Hearing this familiar tune, Xiao Yi glanced at Osamu Dazai again.Then he said indifferently.

"No. We still have work, so excuse me first."

Saying that, he took Dazai Osamu's wrist and walked away.

Bailan Jesso was not angry when he was rejected so indifferently, and he was still smiling.

"It's really interesting."

This is the only existence in countless parallel worlds, Mr. Dazai doesn't know how lucky he is.

There are so many parallel worlds, but only two of Oda Sakunosuke survived successfully, and Mr. Dazai in the other world paid a lot of money to keep his friends alive.Including your own life.

Presumably Mr. Dazai who jumped down from the port mafia building, this one is much more sunny and lively.

Although he knew that it was strange to describe Osamu Dazai as sunny and lively, but Bailan Jesso felt that it was really appropriate.

As for why he knew these top secret things?

Because he is Bailan Jesso, he can peep into other parallel worlds and share memories with himself in other worlds.

Naturally, it was no accident that he came here, after all, there are books here.

Brandeso ate the marshmallow, and the smile on his mouth deepened.

Books can have the power to change the world, so it is only natural that he will be attracted, right?