I eat brain flower in Yokohama

Standing at the door of the Armed Detective Agency, Osamu Dazai and the others happened to meet Naomi Tanizaki and Akiko Yosano who were about to go out.

"You are slow enough, we are going to find you."

Yosano Akiko looked at them with raised eyebrows.Her gaze paused for a moment on Xiao Yi's windbreaker. She remembered that this should belong to Osamu Dazai, right?

Tanizaki Junichiro explained to them.

"There was also a murder there, a locker room murder, and we stopped there for a while."

I get it, it's just watching the fun and wasting time.

Yosano Akiko raised her hand to take the person supported by Junichiro Tanizaki.

"This is the guy who assassinated that cat?"

Her arms are very strong, and she has no problem hugging a comatose adult male at all, and there is even an excited smile on the corner of her mouth.

"Don't worry, I will definitely let him tell all the clues behind it."

After finishing speaking, she dragged her to her independent small infirmary, still muttering excitedly.

"Would I use a saw, a hammer, or pliers today? Oh, it's so hard to choose!"

While muttering, Yosano Akiko suddenly remembered something and turned his head.Sight from top to bottom.

"Ah, by the way, I heard that you seem to be injured? Do you need help?"

Xiao Yi instinctively felt a chill behind her back, hugged herself with both hands, and shook her head quickly.

"I don't need this, it's just a small injury, I'm already healed."

Just kidding, although I don't know how good Yosano Akiko's medical skills are, but a doctor who puts chainsaws and hammers in the infirmary is not serious no matter what!

There was pity in Yosano Akiko's tone.

"Really? Then come to me again if you need it."

Everyone walked in, Edogawa Ranpo was playing with something unhappily, since he was punished to limit the amount of snacks these two days, he has always looked like this.

It is strange that, apart from him, no one saw other colleagues in the office.

Tanizaki Junichiro was puzzled.

"Has Kunikida-san gone out?"

Tanizaki Naomi hesitated.

"Mr. Kunikida is...should be in the bathroom right now?"

As soon as she finished speaking, there was a lot of noise from the bathroom.There was also Kunikida Doppo's painful voice mixed in.The commotion was too loud, which made Tanizaki Junichiro and others who had just been attacked just now had to think about it.

Tanizaki Junichiro hurried over and knocked on the door.

"Mr. Kunikida, are you alright?"

Tanizaki Naomi hurriedly spoke up.

"Brother, wait..."

However, Junichiro Tanizaki was only concerned about the messy noise in the bathroom, and he didn't hear his sister's voice. When he found that Doppo Kunikida didn't respond to him, Junichiro Tanizaki immediately tried to open the door of the bathroom.Unexpectedly, the door of the bathroom was not locked, and it opened as soon as it was turned.

Followed by an anxious voice.

"Don't move around!"

Then there was a shrill meow.

The door of the bathroom was opened, and at the sink, a Kunikida Doppo who was wearing a casual suit and dressed up with an elite air was a little disheveled, his clothes were a little wrinkled, and his glasses were tilted to one side, looking a little embarrassed. A big hand is holding down the body of a three-colored cat, while the other hand is reaching towards the end of the three-colored cat.

And the poor kitten screamed miserably, his eyes were full of fear, and his body was trembling non-stop.As if suffering terrible torture.

Everyone looked at the kitten, looked at the hand, and finally fixed on Kunikida Doppo's face.

Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and said in surprise.

"So Kunikida-san has such a special hobby?"

Dave, who just went online, wanted to see how Xiao Yi was doing recently, but he didn't want to see this scene as soon as the screen was turned on, and he was so scared that he dropped his potato chips.

[...The human beings here...have a great time. 】

Xiaoyi was deeply touched by this.

[I also think the humans here are weird. 】

While complaining to Dave, she silently took out her mobile phone.Then he said with a serious face.

"You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be used as evidence in court."

If something goes wrong, I will testify in court, and I am not committing a crime!

Kunikida Doppo blushed, and said angrily.

"I don't have any special hobbies, this is work!"

As a result, he loosened his grip because of his emotions, and the three-flowered cat named Monica escaped immediately.

"Get it now!"

Everyone was shocked, this is a cat that was found with great difficulty, it cannot be let go, and what will happen if it jumps from the window and gets injured.

After a period of turmoil, Osamu Dazai pinched Destiny's neck by the back of her neck, and she screamed in anger.

Osamu Dazai shook the kitten in his hand unhappily.

"Why do I feel like this guy is scolding me?"

Xiao Yi looked at Monica who was meowing non-stop, like a shrew cursing the street.

"Be confident and get rid of the feeling."

Afterwards, Xiaoyi and the others who came back finally understood why they saw the scene of Kunikida Doppo attacking the innocent young cat in the toilet just now.

In short, Monica is not an ordinary cat, and it did not belong to that official's cat before. It originally belonged to another person who had evidence that another high-ranking official was bribed by foreign countries.Three days ago, this person died unexpectedly, and the evidence disappeared.

In fact, the clue to the location of the evidence lies in Monica. The officials who adopted it tried to crack such a secret. As long as there is conclusive evidence, the spy who betrayed the country can be killed.But after thinking about it for a long time, he still couldn't find out where the evidence was hidden. The cat was lost. This matter was of great importance, but it could not be carried out with great fanfare. After all, it was related to the image of the government, so he was entrusted to the Armed Detective Agency.

However, although the task was assigned to the Armed Detective Agency, the officials did not have much trust in the Armed Detective Agency, probably because they thought it was not a government agency?In short, he concealed important information and only said that he was looking for his beloved cat.

Tanizaki Junichiro frowned.

"But Mr. Dazai and the others seem to be the Monica they met in the alley. If someone deliberately captured Monica, why would it appear there..."

Kunikida Doppo said coldly.

"Because they have deciphered the evidence clues on Monica."

"To be precise, it should be that they thought they had cracked the clue."

Osamu Dazai touched Monica mockingly.

Monica was probably stimulated by the chrysanthemum crisis just now, and now she doesn't tremble anymore, but is fierce and fierce. When she is touched, she immediately makes a fierce meow, and goes up with her paw.

However, Osamu Dazai's agility was so high that he withdrew his hand all of a sudden. His hand, which was serious just a second ago, was dangling in front of Monica's face, teasing it on purpose, and said with a smirk after seeing it fail repeatedly.

"Can't hit, can't hit!"

Xiao Yi blinked her eyes in confusion, wondering if she could understand.

[Is it because I suddenly can't speak?Or is it encrypted somewhere when they talk?Dave, can you translate? 】

Dave also looked blank: [My hen. 】

There is no summary of the prospect, so I might as well find a fortune teller if I ask him.

Probably because her ignorant look with eyes open is so funny, Osamu Dazai laughed.

"It seems that Xiao Yi doesn't understand."

His hand hooked the collar around Monica's neck, and the bell on it was gone.Not far away, the gadget that Edogawa Ranpo was playing with was that bell.

"There should be clues inside the bell. After Monica was caught, the clues were taken away. The group of people knew that we were looking for the cat. In order to avoid the traces being exposed, they deliberately released Monica who had no clues. We, and they followed the clues to find the evidence to be destroyed. This is why we saw Monica who was injured and retreated so coincidentally. But in fact, Bell’s clues are not complete, and there is a second clue. It should be Right in Monica's belly."

Kunikida Doppo added.

"That's why I just did that."

Because in the kitty's body, it can't be spit out, so it can't be disembowelled, right?So I had to use drugs to stimulate the kitten to expel things.So his hobbies are normal, okay?

Xiaoyi looked sideways at Osamu Dazai.

"Then how do you know that the second clue is in Monica's stomach?"

Dazai smiled.

"Because there is not enough information, I didn't know at first. I just guessed it after seeing Mr. Kunikida's actions just now."

Kunikida Doppo's face darkened: So you guessed what he was doing and still said that on purpose? !

Dazai Osamu continued to smile as if he didn't see Kunikida Doppo's black face.

"However, based on this conclusion, I think it may have something to do with a song."

He said the title of an old classic, Monica's Revenge.This song comes from abroad, because the lyrics and melody are quite good. It was a hit ten years ago. Even now, many film and television dramas will use its angry, crazy and dark melody in the revenge stage.

And a very classic lyric in Monica's Revenge is: A secret is a secret, and it doesn't matter where it is placed. Only when it rots in the stomach is the most reassuring.

The fact that Monica's name wasn't random was a clue in itself.

Of course, even if you don’t find this clue, as long as you keep a kitten well, if the kitten gets sick due to the foreign body in its stomach and shows discomfort or something, it’s easy to find abnormalities if you take it to the hospital for examination.

Those who will be fooled by the false clues on the bell will only be those who are pressed for time and want to destroy the evidence quickly in a panic.

It can be said that the person who hides the clues is worthy of collecting the evidence of officials being bribed by himself, and his mind is quite good.It's a pity that such a person was killed before the evidence was revealed.

As for why they sent killers to assassinate a cat after they got the clues, this was actually released deliberately by those who tried to destroy the evidence, intending to make the officials who tried to expose them think that they had not found any clues about the cat, so they simply Do not stop doing two things, kill the cat, so that everyone's attention can be focused on the cat, while they secretly rush to the place where the evidence is hidden to destroy the evidence.

If the clues they found were true, given that the officials assigned the task to the Armed Detective Agency too late, they hadn't given real information, and there was an absolute cover-up, maybe they would succeed in destroying the evidence.

But it's a pity that the clues they found were false, and the cat that still had clues was sent back in vain.That's where it gets interesting.

Xiao Yi sat there with a dazed expression and looked at Osamu Dazai.

[We are doing the task together, right?This guy has been fishing and being lazy all the time, right?Didn't we just go to the cat and come back?What step did I miss? 】

Dave: [...don't ask me, I just went online. 】

Tanizaki Junichiro exclaimed.

"Mr. Dazai is amazing!"

Tanizaki Naomi also nodded.

"Mr. Dazai hit the spot right away!"

After she praised Osamu Dazai, she put her arms around her brother Junichiro Tanizaki's neck.

"But in my heart, brother is the most powerful, don't be jealous!"

Saying that, he blew into Tanizaki Junichiro's ear.

Tanizaki Junichiro blushed immediately, dodging shyly.

"Naomi, don't be like this."

Tanizaki Naomi didn't retreat but advanced, leaning close to her.

"What's the matter, I like my brother the most!"

The two retreated and advanced, and sat down on the ground with a bang after a while.

On the other side, Kunikida Doppo didn't expect Osamu Dazai to analyze so much with just a few things, with a complicated expression and admiration.

"What you said is almost exactly the same as what Ranpo said. Now the president has notified the over there and asked them to arrest people. We just need to find the real location. But the problem now is... Monica How to cooperate. I need you..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Yi, who had been in a state of doubting his life, stood up abruptly, feeling that his IQ had been crushed.

"I almost forgot that I haven't eaten yet, Mr. Kunikida, I think you have some understanding of my physique. For me, eating is a matter of life and death. In order to better contribute to our armed detective agency in the afternoon, I will first gone."

I have shed blood for the society, I have blocked guns for the society, but the chrysanthemum of the kitten or something, this concubine can't do it, that's it, let's go first, don't give it away!

Osamu Dazai also immediately put away his rare serious face, thrust Monica into Kunikida Doppo's hand, and followed Xiaoyi with a long leg.

"My stomach is going to be hungry too. I know there is a good shop downstairs. Xiao Yi, let's go together."

The agility of both of them is far higher than that of ordinary people. Before Kunikida Doppo could speak, they had already run away and disappeared.

Kunikida Doppo could only turn his head to look at the remaining two.

Tanizaki Naomi pulled her brother Tanizaki Junichiro and left, Kunikida walked alone.

"I remember you should have eaten it?"

Tanizaki Naomi smiled shyly.

"Oh, beautiful girls have two stomachs, and one is specially used for desserts. I heard that a dessert shop downstairs has a discount for couples today! So Mr. Kunikida, let's go first, or else my favorite strawberry The cake might be sold out!"

Seeing this pair of siblings run away like rabbits.

Kunikida Doppo's face slowly showed blue veins.

You are brothers and sisters, not lovers!

He tried his best to hug the meowing and struggling Monica, and turned his head to look at Edogawa Ranpo, the only person left in the office.

Edogawa Ranpo, who was rolling around with a bell as a marble, refused decisively without even looking up.

"No."

Kunikida Doppo's veins twitched violently: I didn't even say anything, you guys who shirk work!

He hugged Monica angrily with a cold face, turned around and went into the bathroom again.

The next moment, the crackling sound appeared again, followed by a shrill cat meowing.

"Meow!!!"

Not long after, Kunikida Doppo opened the bathroom door with paw prints on his face.Monica jumped out from inside, huddled under the sofa, stared fiercely at Kunikida Doppo, and cursed.

Probably due to psychological effects, Kunikida Doppo looked at those cat eyes and always felt that Monica was calling him a pervert.

With heavy steps, he put the sealed bag on the table, then sat on the desk, flipping through the documents with a dazed expression.

After a while, Xiao Yi and Osamu Dazai came back, seeing her colleague in a trance, Xiao Yi felt a little guilty.

"Cough... Mr. Kunikida, are you okay?"

Kunikida Doppo looked dazed, but subconsciously insisted that he was fine.

Xiaoyi looked at his overturned documents: ...