I eat brain flower in Yokohama

Although the matter of begging for food shattered Xiao Yi's dream, but the food that should be begged still needs to be begged. Both her original world and herself need energy.After all, this world is quite dangerous, and she seems to be caught in some kind of vortex.

She needs energy to repair her body, and also needs to buy body protection props with the system.

And the system sends things to her through space teleportation, and the energy collected is used to repair the world.

Xiaoyi is a little confused about what the so-called origin of the world is.Why Dave said she had contacted it, but Dave himself didn't know. After all, he was not online at the time, and he only knew that it was automatically detected by the system.

Could it be fragments from that day?

What the hell is that?

And this time...

Xiaoyi tried her best to recall what happened before, but she was in a state of confusion at the time, at most she remembered a few scenes of beating those guys violently.

But she can be sure that her Doomsday Mushroom, Big Mouth Flower, and the extra string of coin values ​​on the personal panel did not appear out of thin air.

So Xiaoyi found Osamu Dazai's room.

"You brought me back that day, do you still remember the situation at that time?"

Osamu Dazai was changing the bandage on the bed, raised his eyes and said.

"Don't Xiaoyi remember?"

Xiaoyi shook her head.

"I only remember a few pictures. What happened at that time?"

"There are so many things happening, does Xiaoyi want to hear all of them?"

Dazai smiled.Raised his hand.

"But it's not convenient for me to say it now. Of course, if Xiaoyi helps, maybe I'll be free."

You don't need to use your mouth to get a bandage!

Xiaoyi knew that this guy was trying to push her back on purpose, but this was the only person she could ask.Really angry!

She sat down and picked up the snow-white bandage.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and added.

"It needs to be well wrapped, I am very demanding in this regard."

Who would a normal human being tie these things to himself every day?

Xiao Yi responded angrily, and lowered her head to help him, when she saw a lot of scars on Dazai Osamu's exposed arms, which seemed to be old scars.

She froze for a moment, then looked suspiciously at Osamu Dazai.

"You used to get beaten all the time?"

"No, there are not many people in this world who can hurt me."

Dazai said with a smile.

"Many of them are caused by my own experiments. The results seem to be useless."

test?

Just as Xiaoyi was about to ask, she suddenly saw the "Complete Suicide Manual" spread out on the bed, and then she begged to see Osamu Dazai trying to add dish soap to his coffee a few days ago, but she stopped her.

At that time, he said that his dream was to go to the embrace of death vigorously and heartily.

Xiao Yi lowered her head to help him tie the bandage, muttering.

"You really are not a normal human being, is it common sense to be afraid of death?"

Because he is afraid of death, he will also be afraid of the corpse that represents death. As a result, the human being in front of him is completely opposite to a normal person.

Osamu Dazai bathed in the sunlight coming in from the window, lowered his eyes and said.

"That's because you don't understand. All the desires in this world are surging and extremely boring. Only death can calm people down."

Xiaoyi rolled her eyes.

"Who said that death will surely calm down? What if you die and more things come to you?"

For example, she, she is a dead person, but a dead person has to come out to beg for a living, can you believe it?

It's not even begging in your own world, but going to other worlds to beg for food. Begging is already on the world-class stage. Is it enough to criticize?

Still quiet?

She runs around every day to make money, where is the peace?

Osamu Dazai choked. If he had said before, he would have laughed and said, how could a dead person be bothered, but now there is a dead person who can move in front of him.

He looked down at Xiao Yi, and from this angle he could see Xiao Yi's trembling eyelashes.he said suddenly.

"But in that case, is the moving dead person dead or not dead?"

Xiao Yi looked up at him, there was no surprise in her black eyes, after all she didn't say anything else, she had been in a coma for five days before, not only nothing happened, but her injuries recovered as before.

And judging from his and Oda Sakunosuke's behavior of not sending her to the hospital for treatment, it is enough to show that they may have noticed something.

Osamu Dazai continued to look at Kami Xiaoyi.

"You are between death and alive, no breathing, no heartbeat. This is a dead person. But you can move, talk, eat, and even have your own thoughts and preferences. In addition to the death of your body, and A living person is no different. So do you feel like a dead person or a living person?"

His iris eyes were full of interest, waiting for Xiaoyi's reply.

"This question is very important to you, but it doesn't make sense to me. Whether it's life or death, I will be running around trying to make money tomorrow."

Xiaoyi thought for a while, and said with a deep face.

"So I am the third type, a social animal between life and death. And I believe that there are only a few more of my type in this society."

Going to work is like a walking corpse, and after work, it seems to be resurrected in an instant after a long drought and rain. Don't want too many such social animals, okay?

Dazai Osamu did not expect to get this answer, and then laughed out loud.

"So, Xiaoyi, is this how you define yourself?"

This definition is too common, and it makes Osamu Dazai laugh just because it is too common.

You must know that Xiao Yi is a dead person who can move, so the so-called non-my race must be different.Once her specialness is discovered by others, what kind of disaster will it be?

Being hunted down?imprisoned?Or dissected and studied?

She is out of place in this world full of living people, she is the most naked alien!

Xiaoyi is very similar to him, they are both outliers in the crowd.

No, Xiao Yi is more serious than him, at least he is covered with a layer of human skin, but she is a complete alien, without breathing, without a heartbeat, she lives among living people, and there is no second kind, every step of her Be vigilant at all times, because once someone discovers her difference, what awaits her will be a catastrophe.

She may be strong, but her strength is far from being able to resist the whole world.

So...how on earth could she come up with such an easy definition?

Osamu Dazai's kite-colored eyes flashed complicatedly, and finally fixed as vicious.He is like the cat that can't help but stick out its claws to make trouble when it sees its kind getting candy.Leaning close to Xiaoyi's ear and whispering.

"But other social animals are most concerned about their salary, leadership, and never-ending work, but Xiao Yi, you are much more worried than them, right? If your identity is exposed, you may be sent to the cold stage Come on, I've been gutted~"

Xiao Yi reached out to touch his handsome face and slowly pushed away.She finally tied the bandage into a bow and said coldly.

"I'm not a fool, I don't need you to remind me. But I still appear here, do you know why?"

Curiosity flashed in Dazai's eyes.

"why?"

Xiaoyi smirked.

"Because I am happy."

She knows everything, but she chooses to believe, accept, and stay here. If she is really discovered by the people around her, or even hunted down, that is the consequence of her choice.She is willing and has the guts to accept all the consequences.

Osamu Dazai paused, and opened his mouth to say something.But at this time, Xiao Yi's cell phone rang, she turned on the cell phone and connected the call, and found that it was Manjiro Inujinki.

Thinking that he had been absent from work for several days, and that he had messed up the performance that day, Xiaoyi, the social animal, quickly got on the phone to explain.

Unexpectedly, the opposite said directly, she was fired.

Oh, no, there was no contract signed, so how could he be fired.Anyway, she doesn't need to practice.

Xiaoyi was immediately dumbfounded. "Why?"

Inujinki Manjiro also wanted to ask why, how can you be so capable as a little girl?

Forget about black households, this is not a problem at all, but why did they provoke foreign forces and the port mafia?

Even the Armed Detective Agency has come to inquire about the news. There is such a big commotion that he doesn't know if there are people from the Supernatural Secret Service Division sneaking in to inquire!

In short, as an idol trainee, Xiaoyi caused too much trouble.

Manjiro Inukane, who wanted to protect her, couldn't keep her. Although he is the boss of the Inukane Group, the Inukane Group is still inferior to the port mafia. In addition, if he continues to let Xiaoyi be an idol, in case she officially debuts , Could it be that when her enemies come over in the future, fans want to watch the new members of Backstreet Girls take out Gatling from under their skirts and confront the enemies? !

Isn't this kind of idol too powerful?It's easy to scare those nerds to pee, so after struggling for a few days, Inukinki Manjiro decided to forget it.

"Since you didn't explain your situation clearly and caused the old man to suffer a huge loss, you will naturally have to pay for it. After all, the old man is not a devil. Don't worry, you can pay it back slowly until you die. The bill Will send you later."

After finishing speaking, Inujinki Manjiro ruthlessly hung up the phone.

"Hey, wait, teacher! Teacher!"

Xiaoyi saw the phone was hung up, and then the bill was sent. She clicked on it, training fee, clothing fee, loss of stage performance... Inujinki Manjiro didn't speak like a lion, he could only say little Yi's destructive power was too great at that time, and half of the tall clubs collapsed, so the bill was so beautiful that Xiao Yi's eyes gradually lost the light.

Xiao Yi, who was proudly saying that I am happy just now, slowly turned her head to look at Osamu Dazai.She was silent for a while.

"...What do you think of the cemetery by the sea?"

Then she muttered to herself as if convincing herself.

"It's close to the sea, the air is fresh, and the surroundings are very quiet. I think it's very suitable for burial."

The city has deep routines, people's hearts are too complicated, and it's cold, so she should go back to the soil and stay.

In front of Osamu Dazai, the black-haired girl who was seriously asking for his opinion could no longer hold her belly and burst out laughing.He laughed so hard that he even had tears in his eyes.

If anyone who is familiar with Osamu Dazai is here, I am afraid that he will be surprised. Osamu Dazai has laughed a lot, smug, hypocritical, gentle, and perfunctory, but almost no one has seen him laugh so loudly Pass.

At this moment, he collapsed on the bed laughing so hard, clutching his belly and rolling around, the sound of haha ​​almost lingered for three days.

Xiaoyi: I’m so angry, but I still have to keep smiling.JPG

she smirked.

"Is it funny? Just to remind you, I was the only one in the family who still had a job. Now I don't have a job, neither does Sakunosuke, nor do you. We are three homeless people and five children. The meat is canned, I’m afraid I won’t even be able to eat.”

Osamu Dazai's smile froze on his face. Since he entered the port mafia, he hadn't worried about his livelihood, and he finally realized it.

Yes, everyone is out of work, what should we do?

He quickly calculated his savings in his mind. The previous mimic incident plus the subsequent defection preparations, for example, this apartment has already emptied his savings, and the stolen wallet from it is not of much use. It was frozen quickly, and there was not much cash left.

As for Odasaku, he raised his five children with the salary of a low-level member of the port mafia, so where did he get any savings.

It can be said that they rely on Xiao Yi for their recent household, and now that Xiao Yi is in huge debt...

"It seems that you finally understand the seriousness of the matter."

Xiaoyi sat on the bed and said with a headache.

"I'm going to look for a job again, but it's not so easy to find a job with a high salary."

After all, to be honest, she doesn't know many professional and technical jobs.

"I'm afraid that you won't even find a job."

Osamu Dazai made sarcastic remarks on the sidelines.

"Don't forget that you have caused a lot of trouble this time. People from the Henry family are likely to appear again. In addition, the port mafia will not let you go."

Xiaoyi frowned.

"I don't understand. Didn't I beat up a group of foreigners that day? What does it have to do with the port mafia?"

When she loses her mind, it's cool to beat someone up, but when she wakes up, she really doesn't know the current situation. What the hell is the port mafia in it?

When she first came to this world, she encountered the port mafia, and was hunted down even more later. The current cohabitants Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke are former members of the port mafia and now defectors.

So... is she destined to have a relationship with the port mafia?

And Dazai Osamu leaned over and said in a small voice with a smile.

"Did you see a little boy holding an ugly doll before the situation happened that day?"

Seeing Xiao Yi nodding, he smiled and told the story of the battle he saw that day.Then said.

"Hisaku Yumeno, a secret member of the port mafia. He possesses the most taboo psychic ability [brain hell]. He should have been in the port mafia, but was brought out by the Henry family to deal with you, and he fell into a coma. After waking up from the coma, the powerful supernatural power disappeared, do you think the port mafia wants to find you?"

"He's also a member of the Port Mafia?"

Xiaoyi seemed to open her eyes slightly, and then she condemned.

"What's the matter with the port mafia? Is it necessary to employ child labor to such an extent? That child is only eight years old?"

She stood up, gestured, and spoke in disgust.

"It's only up to my waist. I'm afraid his peers are still playing house with a runny nose. Eight-year-olds want it? The next step for the port mafia leader is to prepare to conquer the milk bottle world. By leading a group of diaper leaders Yokohama?"

"Pfft hahaha!"

Osamu Dazai was amused by her words again.As if hearing a world-class joke, he laughed out loud, and expressed that he quite agrees with Xiaoyi's words.

"Speaking of which, when I was taken under by that uncle, I was only 14 years old."

He nodded after pretending to think.

"Maybe he really has this idea."

Then he put his hand to his mouth and told Xiao Yi quietly.

"By the way, the leader, Mori Ogai, is a young girl."

Xiao Yi's face darkened.

"abnormal!"

Osamu Dazai, who enjoyed discrediting the former teacher and leader, nodded solemnly.

"Yes, he is a pervert."

Xiao Yi then looked at Osamu Dazai.

"You said that the man whose power is roses also lost his power later?"

Dazai smiled.

"That's right. I heard that he woke up again after being in a coma and found that he had no supernatural powers, but he went crazy. Xiaoyi is really amazing."

But Xiao Yi didn't think it was powerful, she mused.

Did she really 'eat' their abilities.

As a result, the next moment he listened to Osamu Dazai.

"But it seems that the supernatural powers of those two guys started to recover one after another yesterday. It's really dangerous, Yumeno Kusaku was almost kicked out by the port mafia."

After all, the port mafia does not support idlers. It is not a good thing for an eight-year-old child without supernatural powers to stay in such a place, but freedom is not a good thing for Yumeno Kusaku who has lost supernatural powers.

After all, that little guy has killed so many people, and there will always be a few relatives and friends of those people who want to seek revenge from him. Without supernatural powers, Yumeno Kusaku is only an eight-year-old child. Killing him is like an adult. It's as easy as killing a chick.

So it's really risky.

But for Yumeno Hisaku who was locked up again, he didn't know whether he was happy or unhappy.

Osamu Dazai thought indifferently.

"Recovered?"

Xiao Yi thought about it, it seemed that she didn't completely 'eat' their supernatural powers.

She tried hard to recall what Osamu Dazai had just described, and felt that her 'eating' was quite good.The big mouth flower is a plant specially cultivated in her original world, and it is supported by spiritual power.Between the real and the unreal.They are somehow connected with her, and after Big Mouth Flower ate the roses that the person visualized with supernatural powers, those supernatural powers naturally filled her body.

Then there is Yumeno Kusaku, it should be because his psychic ability invaded her brain, and she swallowed him unceremoniously, which is why such a situation happened.

This is different from Dazai Osamu's [Disqualification in the World], she has more restrictions, for example, if the supernatural power does not take the initiative to invade her body, she must touch the concrete supernatural power, such as those roses.

And if Yumeno Hisaku was dealing with other people at that time, she would not be able to 'eat' Yumeno Hisaku's supernatural power by contacting the victim.

A thought flashed in Xiao Yi's mind, perhaps eating them whole would be effective.

But she quickly put the thought behind her.

It is impossible to cannibalize people, and it is impossible to cannibalize people in this life.

After getting what she wanted to know from Osamu Dazai, Xiaoyi turned and left. It is useless to think too much about those things. It is better to think about how to make money quickly. Thinking of the debts she owed, Xiaoyi's legs softened for a while. The urge to lie back in the dirt.

Osamu Dazai sat on the bed, watched her leave, and then looked down at the bandage on his wrist.Disgusted for a long while.

"So ugly."

But he didn't take it apart, but lay back on the bed, his kite-colored eyes sparkled with interest.

Originally, he thought that Xiaoyi's abilities depended on money, but now it seems that whether it is money, food, or supernatural powers, what Xiaoyi actually needs is the energy in it, and she can extract those energies for her own use.

Then, does she also rely on these energies to move around as a dead person?

He can be sure that as long as Xiao Yi falls asleep, she doesn't need any physical activity of a living person. During the five days in a coma, she is completely dead.

The dead crawled out of the soil unwillingly, plundered the energy of the yang world to be resurrected, and put aside the physiological activities that promote human activities, what is she for?

What is there in this world that makes him feel so boring?

If Xiaoyi knew about Osamu Dazai's problem at this moment, he would probably say something about it because he was poor.

It's not just that she is poor, her original world is so poor that the dead people like them will be kicked out to beg for food.

A few days later, Xiao Yi, who ate several meals of white rice with rice, was sick.

She struggled to look out the window, and her eyes fell on the street not far away, where there were delicious ramen, barbecue, and milk tea.Her keen sense of smell seems to be a burden at this moment, and her heart has already flown out after smelling it.

I really want to eat, but I have no money. QQ

At this moment, Osamu Dazai opened the door and came in, and immediately spotted the black-haired girl by the living room window.Those rare black eyes are like black pearls covered in dust at this moment, full of melancholy.It looked like he was worrying about the future of Yokohama.

But Osamu Dazai glanced out a little along her line of sight, and he knew what she was thinking.

He raised his eyebrows.

"Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I went out to eat. Odasaku's craftsmanship is average, and I'm tired of eating it. Xiao Yi must be the same."

Xiao Yi turned her head quietly.

"There is only so little money at home. Are you going to go to the cemetery by the sea to occupy a place after we finish this meal?"

"Of course not!"

Osamu Dazai was still grinning, and suddenly pulled out his hand hidden in his pocket.

"As soon as I have money, I'm ready to take Xiaoyi out for a good meal!"

While speaking, he waved a stack of thick banknotes in his hand.

His short hair is slightly curled, like seaweed, with some messy beauty, iris-colored eyes, and handsome facial features are shining even standing in the crowd, but the black-haired girl in front of him can't see it at all, A pair of black eyes closely followed the shaking banknotes.

At that moment, Xiaoyi seemed to feel what it was like to have a rapid heartbeat that humans say.

One must know that she has been in this world for so long, and this is the first time she has seen so much cash!

"you……"

Her unbelievable gaze tore away from the money and slowly landed on Osamu Dazai's face.

"Are you going to steal money?"

She thought for a while, lowered her head, took out her phone and started typing.

Osamu Dazai looked curiously and found that she was searching.

'Is there a bounty for catching a robber?how many? '

Osamu Dazai: ...

"Is this the kind of person I am in your heart?"

Xiaoyi looked at him suspiciously.

"You are a former member of the mafia, do you still hope that in my heart you are a person who goes to the orphanage to do volunteer work every week, helps the old grandmother cross the road, even if you tighten your belt, you still want to donate from time to time?"

Faced with Xiao Yi's disgusted face, Osamu Dazai was helpless.

"Well, I'm really not a good person, but the money really didn't come from illegal means."

"I only know that there will be no pies in the sky, and I also know that generally this method of making money quickly is written in a certain method."

Xiao Yi had a look of hehe.

"Don't you want to tell me that you helped an old woman cross the road on the road, and she turned out to be a billionaire worth hundreds of millions of dollars. It happened that there was no one around her. I just wanted to feel the joy of walking, and I happened to have so much cash on hand. , and then casually gave you a sense of action...wait..."

Xiao Yi suddenly thought of something, and looked around Dazai Osamu, sliding from his handsome face to his slender figure, and finally suddenly realized.

"Honestly, have you gone to soothe the bodies and minds of those older women who are rich but lack love?"

Lang has a concubine and is rich, so being a cowherd is not a crime, is it?

As a result, just as Xiao Yi finished speaking, there was a coughing sound from the side.

Oda Sakunosuke, who was supposed to be writing in the room, coughed while holding a water glass.

"Cough cough...I...cough cough and get out for a drink of water."

In the end, I didn't expect to hear such an explosive thing, and almost choked to death with saliva.

Quickly calmed down the cough, Oda Sakunosuke looked at the thick banknote in Osamu Dazai's hand, and said after a moment of silence.

"Although occupations are equal and every line of work is worthy of respect, but Dazai...I think this kind of thing needs to be carefully considered."

Osamu Dazai looked down at his pocket, there was a monitor

... He could already imagine how the people over there laughed at him.

He looked at Oda Sakunosuke aggrievedly.

"Forget it Xiao Yi, do you even miss me that much, Oda Saku?"

The honest man Oda Sakunosuke seeks truth from facts.

"After all, Dazai, you are really good at pleasing women."

Dazai's whole body darkened.

Tired, tired, no more love for this world.

The aggrieved Osamu Dazai waved the money and explained.

"I found a job. The boss is very nice. He paid me a month's salary in advance."

Pause, he emphasized.

"Work is a serious job, and I definitely didn't try to appease any older women who have money and lack love."

Xiaoyi is suspicious.

"Aren't you being hunted down? Does your boss know?"

Dazai blinked.

"I know, the boss is super strong, and he is definitely not afraid of that young girl."

Oda Sakunosuke smiled.

"That's good. Congratulations Dazai, you have found a job. Do you need to celebrate tonight?"

"Of course! But before that..."

Osamu Dazai also took his other hand out of his pocket.

"A lady over there even gave me a coupon for a couple's set meal."

He looked at Xiao Yi.

"So I don't know if I have the honor to invite Xiao Yi to go with me."

Xiao Yi was speechless: "My lady gave it to you, and you invited me? What kind of scumbag behavior is this?"

Osamu Dazai: Why do you always focus on strange places?

He opened his mouth to explain.

"That lady doesn't have any thoughts about me. She probably just thinks it's a pity that the coupon expired? You see, it won't be useful after today."

Coupon expired?

These words stimulated Xiaoyi's sensitive nerves as a poor ghost.

With Xiaoyi's consent, Dazai Osamu's smile widened for a moment, then he looked at Oda Sakunosuke, and gave him some of the money.

"At noon, Odasaku, why don't you take those brats out to eat too, and remember to bring me canned crab meat by the way!"

The latter sentence made Oda Sakunosuke, who was about to refuse, take it back, nodded and accepted the money.

"Ah, I will buy it for you. If you are celebrating at night, it would be nice to cook some crab dishes."

Dazai's eyes lit up.Said that this proposal was simply great, and he agreed with both hands.

Xiao Yi, who was watching from the side, didn't quite understand Osamu Dazai's love for crab meat. He ate it every day, and she wouldn't be surprised even if this guy started walking sideways one day.

Watching Dazai Osamu and Xiao Yi go out, Oda Sakunosuke was a little curious.

Dazai is very special to Xiao Yi, is he pursuing Xiao Yi?

On the other hand, Xiao Yi has no interest in guessing the meaning of Dazai Osamu's action at all, because Xiao Yi eats a lot of rice recently and is about to throw up, Xiao Yi's eyes are full of food.

I heard that it is a hot pot restaurant, I don't know how the food tastes, hehehe.

However, after walking for a while, Xiao Yi found out why this place is a little off.Fortunately, after following Osamu Dazai around, they finally arrived at a remote shop.

The decoration of the store is a bit old, it seems to be opened by people from Huaguo, and there are many Chinese designs inside, which makes Xiao Yi feel a little friendly for some reason, and she even knows the Chinese characters on the store.Xiaoyi, who had no memory of her life as a living person, guessed that she was from Huaguo when she was alive?

As soon as she entered the store, she could feel the domineering aroma blowing towards her face, which made Xiao Yi's eyes light up.

They were led to their seats. Although it was not a private box, there were hollow partitions covering the front and back, and there were many green radishes as decorations. The store was small and there were not many people, so the environment was quiet and relaxing.

The waiter brought over the menu, and Xiaoyi looked at the dishes on it, and couldn't help but look up to confirm with Osamu Dazai again.

"Are you sure you want to invite me? I thought you knew my appetite."

Dazai smiled.

"Does Xiaoyi think that I will be the one who cares about these things?"

It's true, this guy doesn't seem to have any concept of money at all.

But after all, she is a cohabitant, and she has paid a month's salary in advance, so Xiaoyi let go of the water a little, but not too much.Of course, this is only relative to her food intake, which is already too much for ordinary people.

So much so that the waiters had to check whether their friends would come later and whether they needed to prepare more dishes.

Eating too much may be an embarrassing thing for some girls in Japan, but Xiaoyi doesn't care and expresses it quite naturally.

"No need, we can finish these. By the way, what is this?"

She said, pointing to the pink thing on the menu, which actually has an introduction, pig brain flower.It was the word "brain flower" that made her unable to help asking.

The waiter explained it and said that this is the special dish of pig's brain flower in the store.There are no general hot pot restaurants nearby.Although it looks a little scary, it actually tastes good.It is similar to tofu, but it has a softer and more delicate taste. It is full of hot pot soup, and the taste is simply wonderful.

When he said this, he swallowed his saliva, obviously he is a fan of pig brain flowers.

Of course, it’s brain tea after all. Although it tastes good, most people have psychological barriers, so even though the waiter introduced it, I don’t think the beautiful black-haired girl in front of me would choose it. Maybe I’m just curious, so I’ll ask. After all, it is normal for such a beautiful girl to be afraid and curious when hearing such ingredients.

Unexpectedly, after he finished speaking, he found the black-haired girl's eyes sparkling.Then she pointed at Zhunaohua seriously, expressing her seriousness.

"This, ten copies."

ah?Ten copies?

Is that too much?

Although pig brain flower is good, it will get greasy if you eat too much.

The conscientious waiter can't help it.

"Miss, is this your first time eating pig brains?"

After seeing Xiaoyi nodding, he said that he could order one to taste first, and if he accepted it, it would not be too late to order later.

Xiao Yi wanted to say that she would definitely accept it. Aren't zombies and brains a perfect match?

Humans can't eat it, but pigs can be eaten, don't talk about psychological barriers, Xiaoyi doesn't have that kind of thing, in her opinion, eating pork and eating pig brains are both food?

But in the end it was the waiter's kindness, Xiaoyi nodded and chose to accept it.

Osamu Dazai's order is much simpler than Xiao Yi's. His favorite is crab, and he also ordered some sake.

"Is Xiaoyi still worried about work?"

Xiao Yi raised her eyes lazily.

"No, I'm troubled because I don't have money."

Who likes to work, she likes to lie down, eat, drink and have fun, but the key is that if she doesn't work, she doesn't have money.

While waiting for the food, she took a sip of tea.

"Actually, I found a job the day before yesterday. But after only an hour of work, the job was gone."

Osamu Dazai didn't know about this, he raised his eyes.

"So what kind of job did Xiao Yi find?"

Xiao Yi was silent for a while, and said expressionlessly.

"Accompaniment female PR."

Dazai blinked in surprise.Then the corners of the mouth turned up.

"So Xiaoyi's job is to comfort those rich uncles who lack love?"

Obviously, Osamu Dazai was paying back Xiao Yi's previous slander.

"Thank you only with your heart."

Xiaoyi knew that this guy would definitely laugh at her, if it wasn't because this guy invited her to eat hot pot and happened to meet pig brains, she wouldn't have spoken about it.

But it's good to say it out, this fact makes her a little uncomfortable, after all, it's not easy to tell the children of Sakule, and she can't say it to that serious uncle Oda Sakunosuke.

Xiao Yi said seriously.

"I was going to warm them with my heart."

Osamu Dazai looked down at her left breast, and then smiled smugly.

The heart is not beating, how warm it is, if someone really touches your heart, I am afraid that you will be scared to death by you.

Xiaoyi's dead fish eyes.

"Do you still want to listen?"

Osamu Dazai coughed and tried hard to hold back his smile.

"You keep talking."

Xiaoyi snorted.

"I was tricked by that mother Sang. She said she was selling wine. I didn't know it was that kind of wine."

The human world is indeed too evil!

Osamu Dazai knew what happened next without even thinking about it.

"Could it be that Xiao Yi was harassed by a guest?"

Xiao Yi's face darkened.

"That's right, that old man in his seventies and eighties is almost buried in the ground, yet he even wants to reach out his paws to touch my legs."

Dazai raised an eyebrow.

"It seems that the old man's family is old-hearted."

Xiaoyi said coldly.

"I thought it would be bad for his health in his later years to think about such things at such an old age, so I cut off all children and grandchildren at that time, and gave him a clean life in his old age!"

Then she took a sip of tea depressed.

"Then Mama-san screamed, and I said I can't do this kind of work, but I fight very hard, or she hired me as a security guard, but several tall security guards came up to beat me up, I beat them up, and after working for an hour, I ate some fruit, which was a big loss."

The corners of Dazai Osamu's mouth couldn't stop turning up, one can almost imagine how crazy the situation was at that time.

He looked at the depressed Xiao Yi with a smile and said.

"Then if there is a chance for you to work seriously, would you like it?"

"Of course I would, but is what you said useful?"

Xiao Yi answered lazily.

Osamu Dazai reminded.

"Xiaoyi, do you still remember the armed detective agency I mentioned? This is where I will work soon."

When he recounted the battle situation at that time, he briefly mentioned the Armed Detective Agency to Xiaoyi. Of course, he didn't say anything about how to coax Xiaoyi to go home.

When Xiao Yi heard what he said, she recalled a bit, was she planning to introduce her to a job?

she said suspiciously.

"I'm in a lot of trouble, are you sure they'll accept me?"

Dazai smiled.

"Are my troubles small? Of course, the president said he will have to see you before making a decision. What does Xiaoyi mean?"

Xiaoyi looked serious.

"When is the interview?"

Osamu Dazai: "I knew you would agree, so I have already made an appointment, and we will go after dinner."

Obviously, it never occurred to him that Xiao Yi disagreed with this choice.

After a while