I eat brain flower in Yokohama

Come, come, these terrible humans are approaching, they are going to pull out the cabinet, and they are going to send her to the fire to be fully baked!

Xiao Yi huddled in the freezer, very sad.

It would be great if she was still in the original world. Even if she wasted money, she would go to Dave to buy some cute little plants to defend herself. Also always smash her from 1.6 meters to 1.6 mm, but that's not a problem... Eh?

Xiao Yi blinked.Looking at a translucent light screen that appeared in front of me, there were many strange-shaped plants lined up on it, followed by introductions and prices.

Why is this thing so familiar?

Xiao Yi was puzzled for a moment, and then finally remembered, this is clearly Dave's shelf!

[Fuck, this profiteer sells everything to another world? 】

An uncle who sounded like a fat house spoke.

[First, I am not a profiteer, and second, I am not selling things to another world, but the unlucky you who were thrown out of our world by the world consciousness, but fortunately, you brought me and the doctor to join hands to update developed system.I didn't see Dr. Attack on the Yard today, so let me look for it, it seems to work well. 】

When he was talking, Xiao Yi could even hear Suo Kele's voice.

Xiaoyi: Is this too much?

And can you hear me?

But I don't seem to speak?

Dave spoke again: [We are not talking, but communicate through system consciousness, and concentrate a little, just like you did just now. 】

Xiao Yi tried it and quickly mastered this skill.

[Where is the system?I do not know how? 】

Dave: [In your soul, it will be a bridge for our communication and also my shelf. You can buy my goods through it to ensure your survival in that world. 】

Xiao Yi was expressionless. [Understood, I have already gone to another world, and you still want to take money from my pocket. 】

Dave was not happy.

[I am helping you. 】

As a result, Xiao Yi was even more unhappy, she said sadly.

【Is this the help I want?What I want is to go home, the humans here are terrible, I have only been here for a day, and they are going to burn me!If you came to me later, I would have turned into ashes and lingered in the wind to the end of the world! 】

Dave was a little surprised.Obviously he didn't expect Xiao Yi to be so miserable, but he had to say sorry for Xiao Yi's request.

[It was our world consciousness that kicked you out, there is really nothing we can do here.Well, in view of your predicament, I will kindly sponsor you a silver coin. 】

After he finished speaking, Xiao Yi saw an extra 1 next to the money symbol on the screen.

Xiao Yi couldn't help poking her hand out, and the next moment, a silver coin was in her hand. She couldn't care less about being surprised, because the footsteps had already reached her outside, so close to her, she held the silver coin Silver coins, looking at the dozens of silver coins, a few gold coins, and even plants that use diamonds as units, the eyes gradually lost their light.

【Do you want me to use this silver coin to buy a better urn? 】

Dave smiled lovingly.

[Don't lose hope too easily, young corpse, isn't there a little thing here that meets the standard?See how cute it is? 】

Xiaoyi turned her eyes to look over, and she really cheered up, even overdoing it.

[Fuck, you want me a silver coin for the little puff mushroom that the world doesn't want half a dime?You profiteer! 】

Dave: [...This is a silver coin I gave me, okay? 】

At this moment, the people outside had already taken action, and he had no idea that one of the countless freezers had gotten into it.

He reached out, grabbed the handle, and pulled!

Suddenly, a pale brown-haired male corpse was pulled out.He will be transported away, and it won't be long before he will be reduced to ashes.

Xiao Yi took a deep breath like a human being.

It turned out that they were looking for the next door, so I said it earlier, oh my god, I scared the zombies to death.

But then she cheered up again, and her penny was saved.and……

【This is a silver coin you gave me, Dave. I want to frame it. When I go back in the future, I must make an exhibition for everyone to see! 】

Xiaoyi held the silver coin solemnly, as if holding one of the ten wonders of the world.

The so-called profiteers are sitting on millions of dollars and saw that he lost a silver coin and was still so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe, Dave gritted his teeth.

[Little brat, don't make trouble just because you are young. Believe it or not, I'll beat you up. 】

Xiao Yi smiled.

[I'm in another world now, how do you want to hit me, hit me in a dream? 】

She wasn't afraid of Dave at all. After all, although this guy was a profiteer, they were old friends.Otherwise, why do you speak so familiarly?

Dave snorted.

【The silver coin is up to you, I have to go eat.I hope that when I look for you next time, you haven't braved the world with Feng'er. 】

After finishing speaking, a small head of honeysuckle disappeared on the screen. Honeysuckle is Dave's representative flower. This guy is extremely obsessed with this magical plant that can produce gold and silver coins, but honeysuckle is extremely difficult to grow, and Dave has never planted it. I have lived, because I can’t ask for it, I have collected a lot of honeysuckle around me, and even the head portrait must be of honeysuckle.

Seeing this, Xiao Yi knew that Dave had gone offline.And she also has to work hard to escape her mature fate.

She listened hard, and found that there was no movement outside, and realized that there should be no one outside, so she carefully crawled out of the freezer.Then the door opened.

It is difficult to open the door from the outside to the inside, and a special key is needed. After all, Yokohama is a place with a much darker side than other cities. When Yokohama was in turmoil a few years ago, many people couldn't eat enough, and even their bodies were stolen and sold. .So there is this measure.

However, it is not necessary to drive from the inside to the outside. This is because the temperature inside is very low, in order to prevent people from being huddled inside and dying.

As for normal time?

The dead can never open the door, right?

Who knew that this door received a special treatment today, and was opened from the inside by a zombie.

Her strong hearing allowed Xiaoyi to distinguish various sounds. The moment she was sure that there were no footsteps in the corridor, she opened the door and rushed into a room to hide. Then someone turned the corner and entered the corridor.

Just as she was crouching under the table, she heard a series of footsteps again.There were a lot of people there, followed by a surprised sound.

"Strange, why is it gone?"

"What's the matter?"

"Go and call someone!"

After a while, those people actually started searching everywhere.

Xiao Yi didn't know what they were searching for, but she knew she had to hide it.She crouched under the table and looked around, and found that there was no place to hide here. Apart from the table, a filing cabinet, and countless movable tables in the room, some of them had dead people lying on them, while others were empty. .

She carefully looked at the window, and found that there were people below. Xiao Yi, who was about to suffer from anthropophobia, gritted her teeth and looked at the table.

It's not safe under the table, it's easy to be discovered by those ferocious humans, or...

In the end, without thinking too much, Xiao Yi jumped onto an empty table and played dead again.

She doesn't believe that all human beings have sharp eyes and can see through her disguise every time!

She, Xiaoyi, is bound to clear the name of the zombie family, they are professionals in pretending to be dead!

As a result, the next moment, footsteps came in, followed by a voice shouting.

"I found it, I found it, here it is!"

Xiaoyi: It's not me, don't be me, the middle-aged man next door looks quite powerful, with a shiny forehead, choose him!Choose him!Choose him!

However, the footsteps finally stopped beside her.said a careless voice.

"Is that her? Poor lady, she's full of bullet holes."

On the left is the corpse of a middle-aged man, and on the right is the corpse of an old man. One can imagine who this young lady is for.

Xiao Yi: Gan!

"Aren't you interesting? This young lady has been dead for several days, why did she appear in that warehouse? And there is no old blood in that warehouse. It doesn't seem to be the place where the young lady died. And her body is surprisingly clean. , Hehe, only that stupid slug can turn a blind eye to these doubts. Being his partner is really tiring."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, and used a gorgeous tone to despise the stupidity of his partner Chuya Nakahara. He is one of the five major cadres of the port mafia, and his subordinates have long been accustomed to the way of getting along with Osamu Nakahara.

Therefore, the faces of the black suits did not change at all when Osamu Dazai said.It's like a group of wooden people.

Xiaoyi: Who is this guy talking to, her?No, it must be defrauding her. The first point of pretending to be dead is not to give up halfway until a critical moment!

Suddenly, Osamu Dazai's face showed a little novelty.

"Hey, it seems that there are still traces of blast wounds? Strange, there are traces of blast wounds on the clothes, why are there no traces of blast wounds on the body?"

That's not to say there aren't any, but those bruises don't really match the marks on the clothes.

"Didn't this dress originally belong to you? With such a serious blast injury, the original owner of the dress must be dead already, right?"

Xiao Yi: Is this a threat?This man is threatening her 'do you want to see how a zombie dies', right?

No, I must still lie to her, she bears it!

At this moment, she felt human breath hit her skin, and then a finger touched her neck...

I really can't stand this horse riding!

Xiao Yi gritted her teeth and punched it with a fist.

"Do you still have humanity? Do you eat tofu from dead people?!"

I just wanted to check the scars on the dead man's neck, but in the blink of an eye the dead man cheated on the corpse, and Osamu Dazai was punched in the eye:? ? ?

On the other hand, Xiao Yi, who felt that she was being harassed, opened her eyes and saw several strong men in black suits behind the man, but she didn't give in at all, instead, she grew evil out of her guts.

Seeing those black suits raising their hands/guns, she immediately raised her hands too.In his hand was a...a purple mushroom the size of an egg.There are bean eyes on the stipe, and there is a pursed mouth underneath, just like the small mouth of a kissing fish.And this small mouth was aimed at the group of people at the moment.

"Only you have weapons, and I have them too, let's see!"

Although Xiaoyi only held a small puff mushroom in her hand, she was as brave as a machine gun shooter, and the little puff mushroom lived up to expectations, instantly spewing out a cloud of thick purple smoke.

The smoke spread rapidly, and immediately made those people cough continuously. Because the space was small and their companions were all around, they didn't dare to shoot indiscriminately. At this moment, Xiao Yi didn't hesitate anymore, and rushed towards the window.

A good corpse doesn't fight the wicked, so it's best for her to go!

With a bang, the glass shattered and she landed with a broken leg.

Xiaoyi: ...not a big problem.

"Ahhh!"

Seeing someone jumping off the building, the ordinary people downstairs suddenly screamed.

And Xiaoyi snapped her legs back under the horrified eyes of everyone, and then ran away briskly.

Ordinary people: Ahhh!She broke her leg back again!