I eat brain flower in Yokohama

Xiaoyi subconsciously hugged herself with both hands, only to find that the guy was looking at her. She became furious and punched his left eye which was not blocked by the bandage.

"Don't look at what you shouldn't, you don't want the other eye, do you?"

What a quick fist.

Osamu Dazai covered his slapped eyes and took off his coat with one hand.

"Why don't you wear mine?"

"unnecessary."

Xiaoyi angrily called out the light screen, and changed back her original skirt.

After she was dressed, she raised her eyes and suddenly her eyes froze.I saw that the man's hat in front of him was knocked off by her at some point.Three purple mushrooms are on top of his head.

Her first reaction was to laugh.

"No wonder you wear a hat all the time, it turns out that mushrooms grow on your head!"

But soon she suddenly realized something. [Wait, does this mushroom look familiar? 】

Dave: [... the spores of the small puff mushrooms are okay on zombies, but they will grow on living people, but they are just ordinary mushrooms without cultivation. 】

Then here comes the problem, Xiao Puff Mushroom is the only one, there is no semicolon, only Xiaoyi has it on his head.Where did this guy come from...

"So you are the salty pig's hand that day!"

Xiao Yi was angry.No wonder she found this guy somewhat familiar.If it wasn't for the emergency and she didn't see clearly, she might have recognized this guy long ago.

Although Osamu Dazai is not afraid of death, it is not a good feeling to be beaten.He watched how this woman beat those two guys violently just now.He hastened to explain.That incident was just a misunderstanding.

He is not a picky pig, he just found something suspicious and went to check it. Who knew that the dead can be resurrected?

When he said this, he kept looking at Xiaoyi with temptation in his eyes.

But Xiaoyi didn't answer his criticism, showing a sneer.

"Perhaps the salty pig's hand is not real, but it is true that you sent people to hunt and kill me."

She clenched her fists.said coldly.

"I allow you to run 39 meters first."

Dazai wanted neither to run nor to be beaten.

"I'm here to help you. Are you sure you want to treat the people who help you like this? If you don't think about yourself, you should also think about the children."

Xiao Yi slowly lowered her fist and said coldly.

"Okay, what do you have to say quickly."

Osamu Dazai took out a bunch of keys and handed them to her, and then told her an address.

"The house there is secluded and big enough for you and the kids."

Give her a house?

At that moment, the four big characters of Jinwu Zangjiao were printed on Xiao Yi's forehead.The guy just got beaten enough, didn't he?

She snorted coldly.

"I have good teeth, and I'm not used to eating soft rice, so hurry up and tell me what's the matter?"

She didn't think that this man came to him just to give her a house.After all, when we first met, this guy didn't look like an ordinary person.

Osamu Dazai was bruised in one eye, but he smiled teasingly with a wink.

"Don't you really think about it? You seem to be short of money, don't you?"

How does this guy know that she is short of money?

Although it is true that I am poor, being pointed out by this guy really makes me feel a little uncomfortable.

Xiao Yi raised her eyes and said provocatively.

"I'm really short of money, but I'm also good at spending money. Are you sure you can afford me?"

Osamu Dazai had been guessing whether her ability had something to do with money, and when he heard this, he couldn't help asking.

"How can I spend money? If you tell me, maybe I can really afford it?"

Xiaoyi smiled slightly. "Probably spent more than 1000 million in one night."

Osamu Dazai choked: ...he really can't support this kind of money.Even if Zhongyuan Zhongye's wallet is drained, it won't be able to support him.

Seeing that Xiaoyi's face was a little impatient after speaking, he finally said.

"Well, I was just joking with you just now. The reason why I arranged a house for you is because I am friends with Oda Sakunosuke."

Speaking of Oda Sakunosuke, Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes were a little cold.

"He is very unsafe now, so as his weakness, the children must be hidden. The house is no longer safe. It is best for you to move tonight."

Xiao Yi was unmoved.Instead, his eyes narrowed dangerously.

"Why should I trust you? Where did you know about me and the children?"

Not to mention the children, she just came to this world not long ago.A lot of her information is definitely known by only a handful of people.Oda Sakunosuke doesn't seem like a big mouth either.So how did this man find out about her?

Osamu Dazai did not answer this question, but just spoke calmly.

"Oda Sakunosuke is secretly in touch with you, right? As long as you ask him if it's okay. It's not convenient for me to give him the key directly under the current situation."

Because someone is watching.

After thinking about it, he said again.

"Of course, you can also ask the owner of the curry shop. Oda Sakunosuke once took me to his place to eat spicy curry rice."

Thinking of that curry rice that could turn him into a charizard with one bite at a time, Osamu Dazai felt lingering fear.

Xiaoyi sized him up for a while, then took the key from him.

"You better make sure what you say is true, or this will be your key to the gates of heaven."

After she finished speaking, she turned and left.

"By the way, my name is Dazai Osamu, Xiao Yi, don't forget."

Osamu Dazai casually smiled from behind.He is known as a person who is filled with the darkness of the Mafia in his bones and blood.So it should be the gate of hell.

At this time, what Oda Sakunosuke said to him that day flashed through his mind.

I thought maybe it was time for me to leave.how about you?Dazai, since it's the same no matter which side.Why not try it on the good side?

Osamu Dazai looked at the clouds in the sky and stretched himself.

Going to the other side would not be an easy task, but fortunately he had already made a plan.

Thinking about it, he covered his eyes.

Hiss~ My eyes hurt a little.

But not bad.She is a beautiful woman worth dying for together.

On the other side, Xiao Yi returned home and was welcomed by the children.As a result, the next moment, Saki Le said suspiciously.

"Sister Xiaoyi, where are the vegetables you bought?"

Still thinking about whether what Osamu Dazai said was true or not, Xiao Yi froze, right, where are the dishes?

She silently recalled those dishes that were trampled on, burned, and frozen.Then he gave an awkward yet polite smile.

Kosuke said suspiciously.

"Sister Xiaoyi, you have forgotten, have you?"

Shinji whispered. "But isn't forgetfulness something that only older people have?"

"Who said I forgot? I just ran into food snatchers halfway." Xiao Yili confidently put all the blame on Robert and the others.Although they didn't seem to come here to grab food, but as the saying goes, if you don't kill Boren, Boren will die for you.So Xiao Yi felt that there was nothing wrong with the button.

She said firmly. "At that time, I met those guys who were robbing the food. I tried very hard to keep the food. I rushed up and fought with them 500 times. guy, but it's a pity."

Xiaoyi said sadly. "Because they played dirty tricks, the dishes were not kept."

Kids: ...we look so easy to cheat?

Kosuke pressed his fingers to his cheek and stuck out his tongue. "Sister Xiaoyi still tells lies at such an adult, she is ashamed."

Keji nodded.

"That is, although we are children, we are not easy to deceive."

Sakule and Shinji started to comfort them instead.

"It's okay, just forget it. There is still a little food in the refrigerator at home."

Going out empty-handed to control the hand back, and then said that someone was robbing the food, although I tried my best to protect it, I still didn't keep the food.That sounds like a really weird excuse.It's like asking for a lie and saying your house was bombed.But the point is that this is true!

She was too picky to pick out those high-quality vegetables.Fresh sliced ​​meat!She even chanted and slapped a lot before avoiding Pengci.That's how it turned out, haven't managed to bring the dish back yet.

Xiao Yibai couldn't argue.I feel like my whole body is bad.I had no appetite for dinner, so I stopped chopsticks after only ten dishes.

At dusk, the sun sinks to the west, and the afterglow sprinkles on the earth.

After asking Uncle Fatty and Oda Sakunosuke that day, Xiao Yi took the children and moved into this apartment.

A few children are painting, watching TV, playing games, reading books, everyone has something to do.But their little eyes would drift to the kitchen from time to time.

A beautiful black girl was in the kitchen, eating the leftovers left by Oda Sakunosuke last night.This morning she had just shown off her cooking skills.As a result, the pot was accidentally burnt through.So they ate breakfast outside.After visiting the fat man, I ate lunch outside.

Xiaoyi thinks this is not good, what kind of family, eat out three meals a day.

As the only big zombie in the family, she must shoulder the responsibility to show off her cooking skills and feed these human cubs in the family.

She firmly believes that what happened in the morning must be a mistake, mainly because she is not yet familiar with the cooking tools on the human side.

Dave was more nervous than she was.

[Xiaoyi, why don't you just forget about it? 】

[How can I do that, it's always expensive to go out to eat. 】Xiao Yi washed, cut and cut there, and soon prepared a pile of chopped ingredients.

[Don't worry, my cooking skills are still very good.The cat rice that I made back then made the big oranges fat! 】

Dave: ...that's because it's an orange pig, and in the end it was switched to other corpses because the cat food you made was unpalatable.The only thing you are good at is knife skill.

He couldn't bear to tell such a cruel fact.I had no choice but to hide it.

[This... cat rice is mainly steamed, you don't have enough experience in frying.Or wait for you to observe more and learn more before...]

[Don't worry, I have the confidence that I will be able to do well this time! ] Xiao Yi firmly interrupted Dave's words.

Then put the chicken wings in with confidence, follow the steps, and put in Coke.

[This is not quite simple. 】

After a while, she looked inside the pot.

It seems... too much Coke?

So she turned on the fire and stir-fried a few times.Gradually, the fragrance has come out.

Then she went to look at the rice.Since there is such a big eater as Xiao Yi at home, all three rice cookers are working at the moment.

At this time, the doorbell rang.

Xiaoyi went to open the door, and saw Oda Sakunosuke immediately showed a smiling face.As a result, when he saw the latter one, his face suddenly collapsed.

Dazai was smiling.

"Long time no see, Xiao Yi. But you don't seem to want to see me very much?"

Xiao Yi smiled.

"Be confident and remove the seeming."

Dazai continued to smile.

"Really? But I may need to stay here for a few days. Look, I bought a lot of canned crab meat."

After speaking, he held up the full plastic bag in his hand.

Oda Sakunosuke sighed. "Dazai, you really like crabs."

Xiaoyi: There are so many canned crabs, does this guy have any grudges against crabs?

At this moment, Osamu Dazai suddenly smelled a burning smell.He blinks.

"Is Xiaoyi cooking? There seems to be a burnt smell."

Xiao Yi was taken aback for a moment, then rushed back to the kitchen, opened the lid and looked, and was immediately dumbfounded.

Osamu Dazai walked over and looked at the burnt chicken wings gloatingly.

"Oh, it seems that I can't eat it. What about dinner?"

Xiao Yi was silent for a moment, then slowly turned her head to look at Osamu Dazai's head.

"So I think it's time for the mushrooms on your head to contribute, don't you think?"

Coincidentally, the mushrooms on Osamu Dazai's head really began to fall off automatically in the past two days.So at dinner, Osamu Dazai had a separate order of fried mushrooms in front of him.

Xiaoyi smiled and said that this is the privilege of a distinguished guest, and it is full of her heart.Please enjoy.

Osamu Dazai: ...