The jungler always wants to gank me

In the toilet of the Internet cafe, Duan Jiaqing pulled down the zipper and was about to shush, when a person came to the empty seat next to him and stood next door.He tilted his body uncomfortably. Does this person understand etiquette in the men's bathroom? There are five empty seats in a row but he has to stand next to him. Is he trying to compare who is bigger? "Inadvertently" glanced at it, almost peeing bifurcated.Fuck, the bird is so big! QAQ Duan Jiaqing withdrew her gaze, looking at her nose, nose, nose and heart, just wanting to hurry up and hurry away. The person next to her seemed to be thinking about it for a long time, so she turned to him and said, "Cough." Yu Jingchuan cleared his throat and said, "Hello, I'm It's called Yu Jingchuan." Duan Jiaqing: "???" Shush, shush, don't introduce yourself suddenly, okay? ! [Segment 5000] A post-match interview with MVP.Host: "If you were asked to choose one of the active players as your teammate, who would you choose?" Yu Jingchuan: "Joker." Host: "Why?" Yu Jingchuan lowered his head and smiled: "Because he is very cute and caring." , The game is good, the looks are good-looking, and the personality is also very good..." Host & all netizens: Brother, please be sober, it is to choose a teammate, not to let you choose a partner, hey!Another post-match interview: Host: "Your teammate Lion said that you drove a Maserati to interview for a jungle position with a basic salary of 1. Is it true that you will go home and inherit billions of dollars if you don't play well?" Yu Jingchuan took the microphone : "It is impossible to go home. After returning home, what awaits me is endless glory and wealth. Unlike Lion, who can also go home to farm and raise pigs." He sneered and said: "And I Well, there is only money left." Backstage teammate Lion almost rushed to the interview platform and hammered his dog's head.Main CP: The genius boy who went astray in the middle of the single shou x beats his career and goes home to inherit hundreds of millions of property. 2. When Gong meets Shou, he turns into a love brain. He only wants to be an aunt, and ten cows can't be pulled back. [-]. The game content serves the plot (knock on the blackboard)