The jungler always wants to gank me
Chapter 5 5 Great White
In the early morning, Duan Jiaqing's cry from the soul came from the Duan family:
"Mom! Dabai drank my Yakult again!!!"
"What's the matter?" Duan's mother came out of the kitchen wearing an apron, and saw Duan Jiaqing standing in front of the refrigerator, and Dabai lying on the side guiltily, with a bitten open bottle of Yakult in front of her black nose.
"Oh, our Dabai is too smart, we can even open the refrigerator by ourselves!" Mama Duan praised Dabai as she knelt down and rubbed Dabai's doggy face.
"Hic." The big white tail frantically wagged, hiccupped, and looked at Duan Jiaqing with his small eyes.
"???" Duan Jiaqing said with her hips on her hips: "Mom! The point is, Dabai has been stealing my Yakult again. Look, there are five bottles in a row, and none of them are left! Dogs can't drink too much milk The finished product will cause diarrhea!"
Duan's mother glanced at the trash can and then moved it away guiltily. There were four other empty bottles in the trash can. She persuaded: "Oh, dear, Dabai just drinks it once in a while, don't be stingy. What's the point of being angry with a dog, right, Dabai?"
Dabai blinked Kazilan's big eyes: "Wow!"
Dabai thinks his mother is right!
Duan Jiaqing was frightened by the dog barking and took two steps back, and said aggrievedly: "Mom, since Dabai came to our house, you don't love me anymore!"
At this time, Father Duan came over, and said with a smile: "How could it be, Qingqing is our big baby, and Dabai is our little baby."
"Wow!" Dabai stood up and wagged his tail frantically, rubbing against Duan's father and Duan's mother affectionately, the two of them enjoyed themselves together.
As if parents and Dabai were just a family of three, Duan Jiaqing flattened her lips and said, "I'm angry."
Duan's parents and Duan's mother are still brushing Dabai's dog hair.
Duan Jiaqing said again: "I said I was angry, I won't go home at night!"
Duan's mother raised her head and said happily: "Okay, you live in the school dormitory for a few days, and it's not good to run home every day without communicating with your classmates."
"..."
Duan Jiaqing: QAQ I must not have been born by them, Dabai is the son of a dog!
With his backpack on his back, he opened the door and walked out.
The cold leaves fluttered all over my face, and the rebellion of my parents broke my heart.
"Meow~" Tachibana ran out after him, grabbing Duan Jiaqing's black jeans, and the little fat man nimbly ran to Duan Jiaqing's backpack.
Duan Jiaqing was walking on the wide road in the community, holding Tachibana with both hands and asked, "Why are you following?"
"Meow~" Tachibana stretched out his tongue and licked his finger.
"Oh, I really can't do anything about you." Duan Jiaqing opened the backpack, put Tachibana Taro in it, and took it to school.
Duan family.
After Duan Jiaqing went out, Duan's parents and Duan Mom came to the crime scene (trash can) to look at the evidence (empty bottle).
Duan Ma: "How many bottles did you drink, old man?"
Dad Duan: "Not much, just two bottles, if you suddenly want to drink, drink it, how about you?"
Mama Duan: "I don't have much, just two bottles. After one bottle tastes good, I drink another bottle."
Dabai tilted his head: "Wow!"
I just drank one bottle!
Duan's parents and Duan's mother knelt down and licked Dabai furiously: "Oh, thank you Dabai for helping mom and dad take the blame, darling, much better than your brother."
Dabai: "Wow!"
※※※
There are only two classes today, starting at 8:20 in the morning and ending at 10:30.
Duan Jiaqing sat in the back row of the big classroom, holding a backpack in her arms, her brown eyes were dull, and her thoughts were wandering.
Tachibana tucked into his backpack obediently, without making a sound, and slept in a lump of cat cake.
Buzz—the phone vibrated.
Duan Jiaqing immediately opened it to read, and muttered: "Seven o'clock in the evening, Shenglong Hotel..."
"The last male student, please answer this question." The teacher on the stage looked over.
Duan Jiaqing stood up as if waking up from a dream. At this stop, a series of chain reactions happened!
The backpack fell from his lap - Tachibana woke up and screamed - "Meow~" - Fat Tachibana jumped out and ran around in the classroom!
"Ah! What!"
"Tachibana! Don't run around!" Duan Jiaqing nervously chased after the aggressive Tachibana, the girls covered their skirts tightly, and the boys helped stop the cat.
The classroom was in chaos, and the teacher's face turned black with anger: "Duan Jiaqing! You actually brought a cat to class?!"
Duan Jiaqing wanted to cry but had no tears: "I'm sorry teacher! I was wrong!"
After jumping around, he finally caught the frightened Tachibana Taro.
"Meow~" Tachibana Tachibana curled up in Duan Jiaqing's arms aggrievedly, meowing pitifully.
"Huh—be good." Duan Jiaqing followed the teacher to the office while comforting the kitten.
After being trained for a while, I finally came out.
On the way out of the school, Duan Jiaqing hugged her backpack tightly, and a few seniors passed by, chatting and saying:
"Hey, have you heard that a freshman brought a cat to class, and the school girl in our department took a picture of me, take a look."
"Wow, really, this cat is too cute, and this elementary school boy is also very handsome."
"Hahaha, the school forum is full of praise for this brave man who brought cats to class."
Famous!Duan Jiaqing's face was a little hot, and she walked quickly with her head down, afraid of being recognized by others.
On the street outside the University City, Duan Jiaqing looked around.
"Hey, it's still so long before seven o'clock in the evening, where should we go?" He lowered his head and said to Tachibana in the bag, "Tachibana is up to you to decide!"
"Meow~" Tachibana was very sleepy, tilted his head and ignored him, and stretched out his claws to point in a direction at will.
Duan Jiaqing looked along and saw that it was an Internet cafe called "Charge". The Internet cafe was as big as four stores, and the sign at the door said, "National chain of high-end Internet cafes, bringing you a better gaming experience!" '
Duan Jiaqing walked in, and the decoration of the entire Internet cafe revealed the style of future technology. He paid the money, sat in front of the assigned computer, turned on the computer and started the game.
When I played until noon, I was so hungry that I ordered another meal to be delivered.
Tangerine Taro also woke up, smelling the aroma of the food and meowing for food, but Duan Jiaqing couldn't do it, so he had to pick something that cats could eat and put it in a plastic box to feed it.
"You can't eat too much, I'll feed you cans when I get home at night."
"Meow!" Hearing the word 'can', Tachibana became excited reflexively, and flicked his tail, probably learned from Dabai.
Duan Jiaqing smiled and grabbed its tail, and suddenly thought of the cat tail live broadcast.
He signed a contract with the Maowei live broadcast platform, and he will live broadcast for at least three hours a day. He still has something to do tonight, so he may not be able to broadcast live.
Thinking of this, he asked the front desk for a camera and opened the live broadcast room.
After a while, fans who subscribed to the live broadcast room received the notification of the start of the broadcast and went online one after another, asking:
【Why is JOJO so early today? 】【The background doesn't seem to be at home, but in an Internet cafe? 】
[It’s a high-end internet cafe. Look at the logo on the back wall. The peripherals of this store are very good. It’s not stuck at all when playing games. There are private rooms and temporary dormitories]
Duan Jiaqing glanced at the barrage, and explained: "There are things that cannot be broadcast live at night, and there is no time to re-broadcast later, so it will be opened temporarily in the afternoon."
※※※
At the same moment, at the entrance of Shenglong Hotel.
Yu Jingchuan walked out with a suit and leather shoes and a middle-aged man also wearing a suit.
The middle-aged man laughed and patted Yu Jingchuan's shoulder lightly, with a cautious and ingratiating gesture, he said, "Jingchuan is really young and promising, how old is he this year?"
"19."
"You're only 19 years old! Compete with your brother Rong Hai, the Yu family is really blessed, and the two children are so good."
Yu Jingchuan said politely, "I'm overwhelmed."
The middle-aged man paused, and said, "Say hello to your father for me, and the high-end business district in the south of the city, maybe ask your father if you can be more accommodating?"
Yu Jingchuan replied politely: "My father doesn't care much about the company's affairs now, I will help you tell my brother."
"Then I will thank you in advance! Hahaha."
After the middle-aged man got into the car, Yu Jingchuan breathed a sigh of relief, pulled his tight tie, and looked at the newly released contract in his hand, with a smile on his lips.
Hum—the phone in his pocket vibrated, he opened it and saw a live notification:
'The 6006 live room you are following is now on the air! '
Yu Jingchuan raised his eyebrows again, Joker aired so early today?
Clicking in, the barrage is also asking why the broadcast started so early, and it also reveals the Internet cafe where the anchor is.
Yu Jingchuan watched while walking, went to the underground parking lot to pick up the car, clamped the phone to the front of the car, and listened to Joker.
The vehicle slowly drove out of the underground parking lot of Shenglong Hotel.
"Let's play a torso today! Hazaki!"
"Hey, the opposite side chose Clockwork. Let's make up troops in the early stage. After the level is high, we can go up the wave. Pay attention to the Q skill of Wind Wall to block Clockwork."
"It's now! The clockwork's big move is empty, let's blow the wind, connect the big move, and ignite! He's dead."
The system prompt sounds:
[first Blood! ]
first drop of blood!
Just when he encountered a red light, Yu Jingchuan stopped the car and looked at the screen of his mobile phone, and a barrage of 66666 floated by.
Joker said "modestly": "Basic operation, basic operation!"
Yu Jingchuan smiled. When he looked at the red light, he found an Internet cafe in front of him. The signboard was made very large, and it was called "Charge" Internet cafe.
The name... sounds familiar.
When the green light came on, Yu Jingchuan parked his car on the side of the road, and walked into the "Charge" Internet cafe by accident.
Duan Jiaqing's position is easy to find, he is in the front position.
It's him.
Everything around him seemed to be blurred, and Yu Jingchuan could only see the man with earphones and an orange cat on his lap, his heart beating like an electric shock.
So close.
He walked towards him in a daze, and suddenly there was a voice behind him:
"Sir, do you want to go online? Pay here!"
"Cough." Yu Jingchuan coughed awkwardly, took out his ID card, and said to the front desk, "I want to sit diagonally across from that person."
The receptionist looked at it and said confusedly, "Which one? There are so many people here."
"It's just that good-looking boy with a cat on his lap." Yu Jingchuan turned to take a look, then left in panic.
"Oh, it's pretty good-looking." After the front desk turned on the target computer in the background, he handed back the ID card to Yu Jingchuan, and after he left, he said to himself: "I'm still the first person to play games online in a suit." See you once."
Yu Jingchuan found a seat and sat down, diagonally across from him was Joker who was broadcasting live.
Across the four computers, Yu Jingchuan locked his eyes on Joker, like a stunned young man who has a crush on his deskmate and dares not confess his love but only dares to take a sneak peek.
He looks better in person, Yu Jingchuan thought while hiding behind the computer.
At the beginning, I followed Joker because of the name of his live broadcast room "Sexy Cat Online Live". Huang Qifeng saw the name and clicked in excitedly, and it turned out that he was really broadcasting cats!cat!cat!
Yu Jingchuan went over to look amusedly, it was a stray little orange cat that was not yet full moon, and the anchor was still a student, so he didn't show his face.
Being a father and a mother at the same time, pulling the little orange cat to grow up with feces and piss, and broadcasting the process live.
Later, Yu Jingchuan would go up every day to check on the situation of the anchor and the little orange cat. The life of studying abroad is always difficult. The difference in eating habits and culture makes Yu Jingchuan feel that he has no sense of belonging. After studying hard, he returns to the dormitory to listen to Joker. Serving food with a voice has become a habit over time.
Later, when Joker started live streaming the game, when he showed his face for the first time, Yu Jingchuan felt that the anchor's face was quite good.
The "sexy cat" back then is Tachibana Tachibana, a 15-pound fat man.
Looking back and thinking about it like this, the time suddenly reached 04:30 in the afternoon.
Duan Jiaqing said: "It's 04:30, I downloaded it right after the last round, I'll go to the bathroom first."
·
The author has something to say: brother nili Yu is about to turn into a pervert, and he strikes up a conversation in the toilet.
Weak, pitiful and helpless Qingqing: Mom, help me, there is a pervert!
"Mom! Dabai drank my Yakult again!!!"
"What's the matter?" Duan's mother came out of the kitchen wearing an apron, and saw Duan Jiaqing standing in front of the refrigerator, and Dabai lying on the side guiltily, with a bitten open bottle of Yakult in front of her black nose.
"Oh, our Dabai is too smart, we can even open the refrigerator by ourselves!" Mama Duan praised Dabai as she knelt down and rubbed Dabai's doggy face.
"Hic." The big white tail frantically wagged, hiccupped, and looked at Duan Jiaqing with his small eyes.
"???" Duan Jiaqing said with her hips on her hips: "Mom! The point is, Dabai has been stealing my Yakult again. Look, there are five bottles in a row, and none of them are left! Dogs can't drink too much milk The finished product will cause diarrhea!"
Duan's mother glanced at the trash can and then moved it away guiltily. There were four other empty bottles in the trash can. She persuaded: "Oh, dear, Dabai just drinks it once in a while, don't be stingy. What's the point of being angry with a dog, right, Dabai?"
Dabai blinked Kazilan's big eyes: "Wow!"
Dabai thinks his mother is right!
Duan Jiaqing was frightened by the dog barking and took two steps back, and said aggrievedly: "Mom, since Dabai came to our house, you don't love me anymore!"
At this time, Father Duan came over, and said with a smile: "How could it be, Qingqing is our big baby, and Dabai is our little baby."
"Wow!" Dabai stood up and wagged his tail frantically, rubbing against Duan's father and Duan's mother affectionately, the two of them enjoyed themselves together.
As if parents and Dabai were just a family of three, Duan Jiaqing flattened her lips and said, "I'm angry."
Duan's parents and Duan's mother are still brushing Dabai's dog hair.
Duan Jiaqing said again: "I said I was angry, I won't go home at night!"
Duan's mother raised her head and said happily: "Okay, you live in the school dormitory for a few days, and it's not good to run home every day without communicating with your classmates."
"..."
Duan Jiaqing: QAQ I must not have been born by them, Dabai is the son of a dog!
With his backpack on his back, he opened the door and walked out.
The cold leaves fluttered all over my face, and the rebellion of my parents broke my heart.
"Meow~" Tachibana ran out after him, grabbing Duan Jiaqing's black jeans, and the little fat man nimbly ran to Duan Jiaqing's backpack.
Duan Jiaqing was walking on the wide road in the community, holding Tachibana with both hands and asked, "Why are you following?"
"Meow~" Tachibana stretched out his tongue and licked his finger.
"Oh, I really can't do anything about you." Duan Jiaqing opened the backpack, put Tachibana Taro in it, and took it to school.
Duan family.
After Duan Jiaqing went out, Duan's parents and Duan Mom came to the crime scene (trash can) to look at the evidence (empty bottle).
Duan Ma: "How many bottles did you drink, old man?"
Dad Duan: "Not much, just two bottles, if you suddenly want to drink, drink it, how about you?"
Mama Duan: "I don't have much, just two bottles. After one bottle tastes good, I drink another bottle."
Dabai tilted his head: "Wow!"
I just drank one bottle!
Duan's parents and Duan's mother knelt down and licked Dabai furiously: "Oh, thank you Dabai for helping mom and dad take the blame, darling, much better than your brother."
Dabai: "Wow!"
※※※
There are only two classes today, starting at 8:20 in the morning and ending at 10:30.
Duan Jiaqing sat in the back row of the big classroom, holding a backpack in her arms, her brown eyes were dull, and her thoughts were wandering.
Tachibana tucked into his backpack obediently, without making a sound, and slept in a lump of cat cake.
Buzz—the phone vibrated.
Duan Jiaqing immediately opened it to read, and muttered: "Seven o'clock in the evening, Shenglong Hotel..."
"The last male student, please answer this question." The teacher on the stage looked over.
Duan Jiaqing stood up as if waking up from a dream. At this stop, a series of chain reactions happened!
The backpack fell from his lap - Tachibana woke up and screamed - "Meow~" - Fat Tachibana jumped out and ran around in the classroom!
"Ah! What!"
"Tachibana! Don't run around!" Duan Jiaqing nervously chased after the aggressive Tachibana, the girls covered their skirts tightly, and the boys helped stop the cat.
The classroom was in chaos, and the teacher's face turned black with anger: "Duan Jiaqing! You actually brought a cat to class?!"
Duan Jiaqing wanted to cry but had no tears: "I'm sorry teacher! I was wrong!"
After jumping around, he finally caught the frightened Tachibana Taro.
"Meow~" Tachibana Tachibana curled up in Duan Jiaqing's arms aggrievedly, meowing pitifully.
"Huh—be good." Duan Jiaqing followed the teacher to the office while comforting the kitten.
After being trained for a while, I finally came out.
On the way out of the school, Duan Jiaqing hugged her backpack tightly, and a few seniors passed by, chatting and saying:
"Hey, have you heard that a freshman brought a cat to class, and the school girl in our department took a picture of me, take a look."
"Wow, really, this cat is too cute, and this elementary school boy is also very handsome."
"Hahaha, the school forum is full of praise for this brave man who brought cats to class."
Famous!Duan Jiaqing's face was a little hot, and she walked quickly with her head down, afraid of being recognized by others.
On the street outside the University City, Duan Jiaqing looked around.
"Hey, it's still so long before seven o'clock in the evening, where should we go?" He lowered his head and said to Tachibana in the bag, "Tachibana is up to you to decide!"
"Meow~" Tachibana was very sleepy, tilted his head and ignored him, and stretched out his claws to point in a direction at will.
Duan Jiaqing looked along and saw that it was an Internet cafe called "Charge". The Internet cafe was as big as four stores, and the sign at the door said, "National chain of high-end Internet cafes, bringing you a better gaming experience!" '
Duan Jiaqing walked in, and the decoration of the entire Internet cafe revealed the style of future technology. He paid the money, sat in front of the assigned computer, turned on the computer and started the game.
When I played until noon, I was so hungry that I ordered another meal to be delivered.
Tangerine Taro also woke up, smelling the aroma of the food and meowing for food, but Duan Jiaqing couldn't do it, so he had to pick something that cats could eat and put it in a plastic box to feed it.
"You can't eat too much, I'll feed you cans when I get home at night."
"Meow!" Hearing the word 'can', Tachibana became excited reflexively, and flicked his tail, probably learned from Dabai.
Duan Jiaqing smiled and grabbed its tail, and suddenly thought of the cat tail live broadcast.
He signed a contract with the Maowei live broadcast platform, and he will live broadcast for at least three hours a day. He still has something to do tonight, so he may not be able to broadcast live.
Thinking of this, he asked the front desk for a camera and opened the live broadcast room.
After a while, fans who subscribed to the live broadcast room received the notification of the start of the broadcast and went online one after another, asking:
【Why is JOJO so early today? 】【The background doesn't seem to be at home, but in an Internet cafe? 】
[It’s a high-end internet cafe. Look at the logo on the back wall. The peripherals of this store are very good. It’s not stuck at all when playing games. There are private rooms and temporary dormitories]
Duan Jiaqing glanced at the barrage, and explained: "There are things that cannot be broadcast live at night, and there is no time to re-broadcast later, so it will be opened temporarily in the afternoon."
※※※
At the same moment, at the entrance of Shenglong Hotel.
Yu Jingchuan walked out with a suit and leather shoes and a middle-aged man also wearing a suit.
The middle-aged man laughed and patted Yu Jingchuan's shoulder lightly, with a cautious and ingratiating gesture, he said, "Jingchuan is really young and promising, how old is he this year?"
"19."
"You're only 19 years old! Compete with your brother Rong Hai, the Yu family is really blessed, and the two children are so good."
Yu Jingchuan said politely, "I'm overwhelmed."
The middle-aged man paused, and said, "Say hello to your father for me, and the high-end business district in the south of the city, maybe ask your father if you can be more accommodating?"
Yu Jingchuan replied politely: "My father doesn't care much about the company's affairs now, I will help you tell my brother."
"Then I will thank you in advance! Hahaha."
After the middle-aged man got into the car, Yu Jingchuan breathed a sigh of relief, pulled his tight tie, and looked at the newly released contract in his hand, with a smile on his lips.
Hum—the phone in his pocket vibrated, he opened it and saw a live notification:
'The 6006 live room you are following is now on the air! '
Yu Jingchuan raised his eyebrows again, Joker aired so early today?
Clicking in, the barrage is also asking why the broadcast started so early, and it also reveals the Internet cafe where the anchor is.
Yu Jingchuan watched while walking, went to the underground parking lot to pick up the car, clamped the phone to the front of the car, and listened to Joker.
The vehicle slowly drove out of the underground parking lot of Shenglong Hotel.
"Let's play a torso today! Hazaki!"
"Hey, the opposite side chose Clockwork. Let's make up troops in the early stage. After the level is high, we can go up the wave. Pay attention to the Q skill of Wind Wall to block Clockwork."
"It's now! The clockwork's big move is empty, let's blow the wind, connect the big move, and ignite! He's dead."
The system prompt sounds:
[first Blood! ]
first drop of blood!
Just when he encountered a red light, Yu Jingchuan stopped the car and looked at the screen of his mobile phone, and a barrage of 66666 floated by.
Joker said "modestly": "Basic operation, basic operation!"
Yu Jingchuan smiled. When he looked at the red light, he found an Internet cafe in front of him. The signboard was made very large, and it was called "Charge" Internet cafe.
The name... sounds familiar.
When the green light came on, Yu Jingchuan parked his car on the side of the road, and walked into the "Charge" Internet cafe by accident.
Duan Jiaqing's position is easy to find, he is in the front position.
It's him.
Everything around him seemed to be blurred, and Yu Jingchuan could only see the man with earphones and an orange cat on his lap, his heart beating like an electric shock.
So close.
He walked towards him in a daze, and suddenly there was a voice behind him:
"Sir, do you want to go online? Pay here!"
"Cough." Yu Jingchuan coughed awkwardly, took out his ID card, and said to the front desk, "I want to sit diagonally across from that person."
The receptionist looked at it and said confusedly, "Which one? There are so many people here."
"It's just that good-looking boy with a cat on his lap." Yu Jingchuan turned to take a look, then left in panic.
"Oh, it's pretty good-looking." After the front desk turned on the target computer in the background, he handed back the ID card to Yu Jingchuan, and after he left, he said to himself: "I'm still the first person to play games online in a suit." See you once."
Yu Jingchuan found a seat and sat down, diagonally across from him was Joker who was broadcasting live.
Across the four computers, Yu Jingchuan locked his eyes on Joker, like a stunned young man who has a crush on his deskmate and dares not confess his love but only dares to take a sneak peek.
He looks better in person, Yu Jingchuan thought while hiding behind the computer.
At the beginning, I followed Joker because of the name of his live broadcast room "Sexy Cat Online Live". Huang Qifeng saw the name and clicked in excitedly, and it turned out that he was really broadcasting cats!cat!cat!
Yu Jingchuan went over to look amusedly, it was a stray little orange cat that was not yet full moon, and the anchor was still a student, so he didn't show his face.
Being a father and a mother at the same time, pulling the little orange cat to grow up with feces and piss, and broadcasting the process live.
Later, Yu Jingchuan would go up every day to check on the situation of the anchor and the little orange cat. The life of studying abroad is always difficult. The difference in eating habits and culture makes Yu Jingchuan feel that he has no sense of belonging. After studying hard, he returns to the dormitory to listen to Joker. Serving food with a voice has become a habit over time.
Later, when Joker started live streaming the game, when he showed his face for the first time, Yu Jingchuan felt that the anchor's face was quite good.
The "sexy cat" back then is Tachibana Tachibana, a 15-pound fat man.
Looking back and thinking about it like this, the time suddenly reached 04:30 in the afternoon.
Duan Jiaqing said: "It's 04:30, I downloaded it right after the last round, I'll go to the bathroom first."
·
The author has something to say: brother nili Yu is about to turn into a pervert, and he strikes up a conversation in the toilet.
Weak, pitiful and helpless Qingqing: Mom, help me, there is a pervert!
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