The jungler always wants to gank me

After Duan Jiaqing finished speaking, she got up and put Tachibana on the seat, squatted down and widened her eyes slightly, and said fiercely: "Don't run around, you know? If you come back and find you are not here, I will spank your ass!"

"Meow~" Tachibana called softly, like a kitten.

Duan Jiaqing left with confidence.

Until the owner could no longer be seen around the corner, Tachibana jumped onto the computer desk and stomped on the keyboard. The entire camera was blocked by Tachibana's big face. I didn't know which key was pressed, and the computer turned on. n windows.

[The first time I was so close to Tachibana], [Joker, your cat kissed me], [If you don’t come back, the cat will rebel! 】

Tangerine Taro's round glass eyes stared at the mouse curiously, posing a hunting posture and about to pounce forward, but someone caught the nape of his neck.

"Meow!" Tachibana yelled motionlessly, being strangled by fate's nape.

On the screen of the live broadcast room, a man in a neat black suit grabbed Tachibana who was running around, gently stuffed it back into his backpack, and zipped it up, revealing only his fluffy head.

The man showed a resolute chin, moderately thick lips, and the concave curvature of his middle was just right, so that people can imagine that he must be a handsome man just by looking at the lower half of his face.

He said to Tachibana in a low voice, "Don't run around."

"Meow~" Tachibana Tachibana huddled in his backpack, looked at him with vigilance and fear, and stopped running around.

The man turned around and left.

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In the bathroom, when Duan Jiaqing arrived, the men's room was empty.

As expected of a high-end Internet cafe, even the style of the bathroom is designed with a sense of futuristic black technology. The urinal is decorated with a black and blue frame, the flush button is a red controller design, and even the leak hole below is in the shape of a target .

Duan Jiaqing said strangely: "Ha, going to the toilet here is like fighting with a mecha, biubiubiu."

男厕有一个几乎全世界男性约定成俗的“男厕礼仪”，当一排的便池比如1、2、3、4、5，有人在1的时候，后面进来的一个人就会自动去3、4或5号小便池，不会站已经有人的旁边嘘嘘。

This is almost unspoken.

However, after Duan Jiaqing pulled the zipper, a man walked in and stood beside him. This man was very tall, and he probably only reached his chin.

Duan Jiaqing glanced at it from the corner of her eye, and complained in her heart: Thick!Why does this person have to stand next to him, he can't pee anymore, and he is wearing a high-end handmade custom suit when he comes to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet, so he is sick?

The person next to him still didn't leave, Duan Jiaqing tried her best to let herself ignore him, hurriedly shushed and left, tears were about to come out and finally started to urinate, while the person next to him still stood still stupidly.

Maybe because he thought it was silly to stand like this, the man in the suit next to him pulled his zipper on the urinal.

Duan Jiaqing pretended to glance aside casually.

→o→

Men are like this, when there are other males booing, they can't help but want to compare who is bigger, not to mention, this person has to stand next to him, doesn't he just want to compare who is bigger? !

I don't know if I don't look at it, I almost peeed fork when I saw it!

Fuck, the bird is so big! QQ

Duan Jiaqing withdrew her gaze, looked at her nose and heart, and just wanted to hurry up and leave, but the person next to her seemed to have been brewing for a long time, and turned to him and said:

"Cough." He cleared his throat and said, "Hi, my name is Yu Jingchuan."

Duan Jiaqing: "???"

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't introduce yourself out of the blue, okay? !

Duan Jiaqing thumped in her heart, she must have encountered a pervert.

He didn't even pay attention to what the pervert said or what he looked like. He shook the guy at the speed of light, pulled up the zipper, washed his hands hastily, and ran away!

Mom, help me, I met a pervert in an Internet cafe!

"You..." Looking at Joker's fleeing back, Yu Jingchuan only had time to say a word, then raised his head to the ceiling and closed his eyes in frustration, then looked helplessly at the direction Duan Jiaqing left.

He looks like a pervert, right? This location is really poorly chosen, Yu Jingchuan! ! !

After Yu Jingchuan went to the sink to wash his hands, he poured clean water on his face, and said to himself in the mirror, "You are too abrupt."

"Don't worry, take your time." As he said, a crystal drop of water rolled steadily from his straight nose.

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